Chapter Thirty-Nine – Melaton’s Talk
Melaton wasn’t all that impressive, not at first glance. She was a bit shorter than Emily, with a costume that didn’t fit the usual bright-spandex and neon colours of the typical hero. She had too much leather on for that, and her costume didn’t look like it followed any particular themes. The only concession to hiding her identity was a large half-mask which covered her eyes and the upper half of her face.
Still, it wasn’t her looks which made everyone snap to attention, it was her attitude.
Melaton was a whole lot of anger stuffed in a little package. She was ten wet cats in a paper bag, and at the moment there were enough cats for everyone to get a facefull.
Basically, she had all of the confidence that Emily lacked, and she wielded it like a bat. “Alright, who’s in charge here?” she asked.
Emily, her sisters, and the collected heroes glanced around at each other.
“I’m not going to ask twice,” Melaton snapped.
“Um,” Emily said.
That had Melaton paying her a lot more attention than she wanted.
“I am,” Glamazon said. “At least, for some of us.”
“Alright,” Melaton said. “And what’s with the two on the ground?” She gestured to Wrap Up and Black Shield.
“They’re bad guys!” Trinity cheered. “And we’re heroes.”
“We were just arguing about that,” Glamazon said. “The actual villain left. Fabien the Fabulous. We were here to capture him. He’s, ah, gone now.”
Melaton half-turned and gestured to the armed and armoured agents pouring out of vans and SUVs. They immediately started forming a cordon around the area, but a few snapped to attention as Melaton gestured them forwards. “Watch those two. Non-lethals only. We might have an identity issue, or a mind-control power at play.”
Troopers darted forwards and knelt next to Black Shield and Wrap Up. Three for each of them, with one on one knee next to the hero, another standing behind them ready to act, and the third a pace or two further back with a handgun by their side.
“Boss, Glamazon, you two with me,” Melaton said. She spun on a heel and walked over to one of the vans, fully expecting the two to follow them.
Emily found the nearest of her sisters, Athena, and gave her some quick instructions. “Be good girls,” she said. “Heroes, remember. There’s a lot of eyes on us right now.”
“Don’t worry, Boss, I’ll keep the others from doing anything stupid.”
“Right, thanks,” Emily said. She shored up her bravery, used it to fill in the hole left by her panic, then jogged after Glamazon towards the van Melaton was waiting by.
Melaton crossed her arms and only spared a glance at the traffic slowly flowing past not too far away. The van would hide them from the oncoming traffic, at least. “Alright, let’s get this mess over with. Who got here first?”
“We did,” Glamazon said. “Myself, Hindsight, Cheatah, as well as Wrap Up and Black Shield.”
Emily wondered at the list. Did she include the final two at the end like that to create some distance between them and herself? She wouldn’t have put something like that past Glamazon.
“Okay, and why were you here?” Melaton asked.
“Hindsight knew that Fabien would be trying something today. We narrowed down the places he could be and then I got some friends, civilians, to watch over each place. When he showed up, we were already on our way over.”
That was… actually kind of scary. Deploying a group of heroes so quickly was impressive, even if they had someone in their group who could see into the future.
“And you?” Melaton asked Emily.
“We showed up just after,” Emily said.
“How did you know to show up here?” Melaton asked.
“Um,” Emily said. “We have someone that told us? Another member of my group. He doesn’t do public stuff.”
All technically true.
“So you showed up too,” Melaton said. “It’s usually considered bad form to steal another hero’s catch, you know.”
“I doubt she does,” Glamazon muttered.
“Anyway, tell me what happened next,” Melaton said.
Glamazon recounted the events from her point of view. It wasn’t a terrible recounting, but Emily noticed a few bits that were clearly biassed in her own favour. Her sisters did the same thing when Emily asked them to explain why they were fighting, each delivering the same story in a way that made them out to be in the right.
“Our ambush was initially successful. Fabien was caught between the storefront and our group. Black Shield and Cheatah would keep the civilians safe while Wrap Up and I would capture him. Hindsight was there for backup, in case something unexpected showed up. Like the Boss here and her crew. They came up behind us, and we discussed things for a moment before she levelled some accusations towards Wrap Up and Black Shield.”
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“We’ll get to that in a moment,” Melaton said. “What happened next?”
Glamazon hesitated. “Fabien attacked. And… in the confusion, it’s possible that Black Shield and Wrap Up acted in a way that might have made them seem hostile.”
“Uh-huh,” Melaton said. “Well, there’s enough cameras around. We’ll have a dozen angles up on Outube to see before the end of the day. The analysts will be earning their pay, I think. They eat this kind of thing up. Of course, they can never agree with each other.” The last was muttered just low enough that Emily could understand.
“What now?” Emily asked.
“Now, Boss,” Melaton said, the tone used for Emily’s name hinting at a lack of respect that had her flinching back. “You tell me why you attacked two heroes.”
“Um, I don’t think they’re actually heroes,” Emily said.
“They have tags,” Glamazon jumped on the opportunity to make Emily look bad.
Melaton waved that comment off. “Those don’t mean Jack to me. Once you’re in the business for long enough you’ll see what something like ‘Hero’ really means, and it ain’t much. I’ll… admit that most of the folk with ‘Super’ in their title earned it, but that’s for another time. What’s your evidence, Boss?”
“Wrap Up went by, uh, Iron Chains before,” Emily said. “He was a villain. My sisters… uh, my companions and I arrested him.”
Glamazon blinked. “Sisters?”
“A slip of the tongue, I’m sure,” Melaton said. “Don’t poke at people’s identities if you can avoid it. Now… Iron Chains, yeah, I heard about that.”
“He’s reformed,” Glamazon said.
“It only took a week or two to reform him? Impressive,” Melaton deadpanned. “I see where you were going there, Boss, but really, there’s a number of good heroes that strayed along the way. It doesn’t make them villains.”
Emily shifted on the spot. “Oh.”
“And Black Shield?”
Emily glanced around. She didn’t have a good answer for that one. Which didn’t mean to say that she didn’t have an answer at all. “Black Shield is a member of the Cabal,” Emily said.
“The what?” Glamazon asked.
Melaton scowled. “You shouldn’t be interacting with them,” she said.
“They started it,” Emily said. She held back a wince, though she couldn’t do anything for the warmth she felt on her cheeks. That sounded a bit too much like what the brats would say. “I was investigating something the other day when she attacked. She’s bad news.”
“But not a villain,” Melaton said.
“Well… no, but maybe worse?”
Glamazon looked between the two of them. “Care to share?”
“If you don’t know, then best keep it that way,” Melaton said. “Suffice to say, some groups are a lot of trouble, and messing with them only causes more heartache. Which is something you should know.” the last was aimed squarely at Emily.
“She made us miss out on catching Fabien,” Glamazon said.
Melaton shook her head. “He’s a small fry. Sure, robbing banks and such makes him annoying, but he hasn’t hurt any civilians, and banks have insurance. You’ll catch him next time. Besides, more fights with him will only help your popularity. That’s what you’re in this for, right?”
“What?” Glamazon blustered. “No, I’m here to help people.”
“Sure thing, sparkles.”
Glamazon tightened her fists, but she didn’t protest any further.
“I’m… I’m sorry about Fabien,” Emily said. “Next time, maybe I’ll help you. But this time, I had to do the right thing.”
Melaton muttered something about idealistic heroes under her breath. “I’m not sure if the right thing will end up being useful in this case. It’ll shine some light on things that are best kept in the dark.”
“What kinds of things?” Glamazon asked.
“Ask the Boss here, maybe she’ll enlighten you. Heh. Not that you need lights, right sparkles?”
Glamazon glared. “You’re not a very heroic person, are you?”
“I’m not the ideal, no, but I’m good at what I do,” Melaton said. “Boss, get back to your brats before they cause trouble. Glamazon, go smile for the cameras and sign some babies or whatever. I need to fix your messes. Oh, and for the love of everything good, don’t talk any more than you have to where anyone can hear.”
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety