Chapter Three – Hyperactivity
“And then, we asked if we could have those sprinkles, and Step-Boss said yes, so we all got sprinkles, and they were so good!” Teddy said.
Athena was nodding next to her. “And Step Boss asked me how I was doing, and I said okay, and she said that if I ever had trouble I could tell her, and she was really nice.”
“Best Step Boss gave me three cones. Three!” Trinity said.
Emily stared at her sisters with mounting horror as they prattled on and on. Teddy, usually the most placid of the bunch, was bouncing on the bed, Athena was pacing in little circles in the centre of the room, and Trinity wasn’t even trying to hide how hyper she was feeling. The girl was, quite literally, all over the place, running around and bumping off herself. She’d crash to the ground, then spring back up and keep going.
“W-what did you do to them?” Emily asked.
Her mom looked far, far too satisfied with herself. “I did what I would do to any child I was only temporarily responsible for. I gave them sweets, loaded them up with nice things, and gave them all the attention they could want. Now they’re your problem.”
“Mom!” Emily hissed.
“Oh, don’t be that way. They’re going to crash any minute now.” She glanced at the sisters, who were clearly not crashing. “Any minute now.” She cleared her throat. “Anyway, I need to head back. I took the bus over from a stop close to the BnB I’m staying at. I don’t want to have to walk all the way back. I’ve done my share of walking today, I think.”
“We can walk you back, to the bus stop,” Emily said.
“I can take care of myself that far, Sweetie,” she said.
Emily shook her head. “It’s not a problem. And besides, I want these three to bleed off more energy. A lot more.”
Her mom hesitated, then nodded. “Sure, why not? They’re all still dressed up for it anyway.”
“It’s not too cold out, is it?” Emily asked. It was starting to get cooler out, but winters had been getting milder, and were starting later into the year besides.
“Oh, just you wait. Getting five little bodies into winter gear is going to be something else.”
Emily guided her little sisters out of the room, then to the elevator where her mom was waiting. Athena started talking to her mom while they waited for the elevator to reach their floor. When it did, a surprised Sam exited, pressing herself to the side of the corridor so that all of the little sisters could get by. Emily shot her an apologetic look. The girl from the room across from hers was nice, but Emily wasn’t sure if she could convince her not to tattle to the housing direction about all of her little sisters.
Another reason to find a better place to stay in a hurry.
They exited the dormitory and started down one of the colleges quieter roads. A few students were out still, but they were subdued, heading back home after a long day. Maybe if it had been the weekend, or Friday night, there would have been a more festive air outside, but as it was, the campus was cool and quiet.
“Did you find anything, while we were out?” Emily’s mom asked.
Emily breathed into her hands to warm them up. When she lowered them, they were both grabbed by Teddy on one side and Trinity on the other. She smiled. “Yeah, I got to dig into some things. I think I have… something of a plan.”
“That’s good. How much is something?”
“It’s not much, honestly, but it’s a start? I’ll know more tomorrow. I plan on heading out and looking into a few things in-person. It might be nothing.”
“You’ll be fine, I’m certain. And if you’re not, then your father and I will do what we can to help you out. You’re not in this alone, Emily.”
“Yeah Boss, you’ve got me,” Teddy said.
“And the rest of us,” Athena said. She shot a glare at Teddy.
“Thanks, all of you,” Emily said before that could devolve into an argument about who was the most useful.
The bus stop wasn’t as far as Emily remembered it being. Then again, she had mostly been walking all over the city. They had to wait for a few minutes for the bus to arrive, a few minutes that Emily’s mom filled with inconsequential chatter and gossip about the work and the neighbourhood and even a few old classmates of Emily’s. Athena stayed close and listened while Emily’s other sisters fooled around nearby, always close enough that Emily could keep an eye on them.
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The bus pulled in with a squeal, and Emily gave her mom a tight hug. That meant that all of her little sisters had to give her hugs too. The older woman ended up running into the bus while the driver looked on, unamused at the delay.
The bus moved on, and Emily let out a long breath that came out as a plume of steam. “Okay, let’s get back home,” she said.
“Dibs on the bathroom,” Teddy said.
“You can’t dibs the bathroom!” Trinity said. “I need it too.”
“I need it more,” Teddy said.
“I have three times more pee than you!” Trinity said.
Emily rubbed at the bridge of her nose. “Trinity, Teddy, keep your voices down, please. We’ll… figure things out once we’re back home.”
The walk back didn’t give her that much time to think, not when she had to wrangle her sisters. Her plan was still to head out in the morning and talk to the businesses that Cement had been involved with. Securing any sort of income would make everything else significantly easier.
They arrived back at the dorm, moved up to the fifth floor and were on their way to her room when Emily noticed the door to Sam’s room open and the girl stuck her head out. She noticed Emily and grinned. “Hey neighbour,” she said. “Can I, ah, have a word?”
“Um,” Emily said. “Sure, just give me, ah, a minute?” She unlocked her rooms door and let her sisters in. They started arguing over bathrooms and other stuff, so she figured they’d stay distracted for a few minutes. “Okay, what’s up?”
Sam chewed on her lower lip, then glanced up and down the corridor. “Want to talk in my room? It’s a little more private.”
Emily hesitated, but then Sam moved back and she didn’t have anyone to argue with, and the mounting awkwardness had her following the girl into her room.
The room was a mirror of Emily’s own. At least, the floorplan was. The decorations couldn’t be any more different. Sam had awards over her bed on a shelf. Soccer trophies in a neat, glittering row. There were posters for obscure bands on the walls, and a big desktop computer next to a desk much larger than Emily’s own.
There was also a lot of clothes on the floor and half-piled into a basket next to the bathroom.
Somehow, Emily’s room was cleaner, despite having her sisters occupying it. “S-so, ah, what did you want to talk about?” Emily asked.
Sam moved around her and closed the door. “Right, so this is a bit strange,” she said as she moved over to her bed and sat on the edge of it. She was still nearly as tall as Emily sitting down. “So, you’re a villain, right?”
Emily’s heart skipped a beat, then a second.
“Hey, hey, don’t freak out,” Sam said. “Look, we haven’t talked much, but you seem pretty cool. So, you probably don’t know this, but I’m majoring in psych. It’s been pretty easy so far, but I’m an ambitious sort of girl, you know? I don’t want to just be some two-bit small-town therapist, you know?”
“W-what?” Emily asked.
“I want to discover stuff, I want my name to be like, mentioned in some textbooks,” Sam continued. “So when I discovered that the girl across from me was a villain, I told myself that it was an opportunity.”
Emily shook her head and tried to regain her wits. She had a skill that would allow her to teleport a sister to her side, which would definitely alert the others. She had to pick which to bring over, though. Athena was the cleverest, she’d figure that something was wrong fastest when one of the others disappeared. Maybe Teddy? Trinity would run back to the room to get the others while also helping Emily though.
“That’s when I came upon this great idea,” Sam said. “I want to be your minion.”
Emily blinked. “Huh?”
“Yeah, see, I get to chronicle and test aspects of the psychology of an actual villain. It’s not perfectly scientific, but hell, it’s better than what anyone else has. And everyone knows that the best science is criminal.”
“N-no,” Emily said.
Sam pouted. “Don’t be that way. Come on, I’m great minion material. And I have a car!”
This was, Emily knew, an insane and terrible idea. On every level than an idea could be insane and terrible on.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety