Chapter Twenty-Two – Convincing Arguments
“What?” Teddy asked.
No, she demanded.
Teddy, her annoying sisters, and the Boss were all on a sidewalk in some lame suburb. One of those places where all the houses looked the same because capitalism demanded that every niche in the market be filled, including the niche of boring homes that all looked the same. Step-Boss was there too. It was her that had brought them here, to this one random house.
The Boss licked her lips, bounced on the balls of her feet, then pressed her hands together, all that without meeting their eyes. “You three will be staying here for the rest of the day. Just until this afternoon, really. And while you’re here Misses Headerson will teach you all sorts of things.”
Teddy crossed her arms, and next to her Athena did the same. It was a rare moment of solidarity between the two. “I don’t like it,” Teddy said.
“You’re going to leave?” Trinity asked. She was behind Teddy and Athena, on both sides and between them, and all three of her faces looked like they were close to crying.
“I’m not leaving you,” the Boss lied as she leaned forwards. “Uh, it’ll just be for a few hours, so that I can go to class and take care of things. And all three of you need an education. We can’t get you to a normal school yet, so until then…”
“Wait, you mean you’re planning to abandon us to a normal school later?” Athena asked.
“You want us to get propaganda’d over at one of those private corporate institutions?” Teddy added. “I don’t want to be exposed to their trash learning and stuff.”
“Schools have trash?” Trinity asked, perking up a bit.
“Girls,” the Boss said. “Come on, it won’t be that bad.”
“You’re locking us up in some lame Merican dream home with some wrinkly old teacher lady that will try to cram weird stuff into our heads,” Teddy said.
“What kind of weird stuff?” Trinity asked.
Athena half-turned. “Math and stuff.”
“Oh no,” Trinity said. “I only have this many fingers and that’s all I need.” She raised her six hands.
Step-Boss patted Boss on the back. “Let me,” she muttered as she stood next to Boss. “Girls, Heather is a good old friend of mine. She used to teach at Emily’s school when she was much younger, before she had Steffie. She’s an excellent teacher.”
“Yeah, but we don’t need that,” Athena said. “We know all the things we need to know already.”
“We know how to beat people up,” Teddy said.
“And how to break into homes,” Trinity said. “And how to make the best snuggle piles.”
Teddy nodded. Those were the important kinds of skills that they wouldn’t learn in some lame school. Forcing them to go to one anyway was weird and stupid and bad.
Step-Boss nodded. “Yes, you’re all very talented. But maybe you might learn some new things? Tell you what. If you three do a good job today, and behave and learn a bunch, then… we’ll get pizza for supper.”
Teddy paused, considering the offer. That was a pretty good deal.
“Only if we get bacon pizza,” Teddy counter-offered.
Step-Boss grinned, which was basically a yes.
“But don’t expect us not to go full villain on this Heather woman if she’s a pain in the butt.”
Step-Boss hummed and tapped her lower lip. “How about, if she does anything you don’t like, you tell Emily or myself about it, and we’ll take care of it for you?”
So, if this woman disrespected them, she’d have to deal with the wrath of the Boss and Step-Boss? That was a deal as far as Teddy was concerned. “Alright then,” she said.
Step-Boss led the way over to the front door of the house. There was a little garden to one side, and a lawn that had been raked recently so that it wasn’t all covered in dead leaves and stuff. Step-Boss knocked on the door, and it opened after half a minute to reveal an older lady in a skirt and blouse with her hair tied back.
“Claire! And you brought the children too. You’re a bit early.”
Step-Boss nodded. “I thought it was best to be a little early. In case we had to convince the girls to stick around. Besides, it gives them more time for introductions.”
The lady nodded, then stepped back into her home, the door wide-open. “Come in, come in,” she said.
The inside of the house wasn’t anything special. A little living room with a couch in the middle and a TV against the wall, a small kitchen on the other side of a counter with a basket of fruit on it, and a few corridors that lead off into the rest of the house.
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They didn’t get to explore though, since everyone decided to stay crammed up in the entranceway for some reason that Teddy couldn’t figure out.
“So, introductions?” the lady asked. “My name is Heather, but you girls should probably call me Miss Headerson. My daughter’s called Steffie, you’ll meet her soon, she’s getting ready for class. So, can I have your names, and maybe a bit about yourselves, if you’re not shy?”
The Boss looked at them, and Teddy got the message. “Yeah, I’m Tedd– Theodora Wright. I’m the biggest sister, and the best one too.”
“Pleased to meet you, Theodora,” Miss Headerson said. She extended a hand, and Teddy shook it seriously.
“I’m Athena, Athena Wright. The smart one.”
“Shouldn’t you be smart then?” Teddy asked.
Athena poked her in the short ribs, and Teddy was about to retaliate when the Boss bapped them both on the head. “Girls, please.”
“Sorry Boss,” Teddy muttered.
“Sorry Big Sister.”
Miss Headerson giggled. “I see. A clever girl then, and what about you… triplets?”
“I’m Trinity,” Trinity said. “And this is all of me. I like…” She blinked, her eyes going blank for a moment. “I like a lot of stuff, do I need to say all of them?”
The Boss cleared her throat. “Um, my mom told you about their, uh, circumstances?” she asked.
“Yes? A little,” Miss Headerson said. “I’ve worked with children who needed special attention before.”
“Right, that’s great,” Emily said.
Miss Headerson smiled, then turned to another Trinity. “And what’s your name, dear?”
Trinity blinked again. “I just told you. It’s Trinity.”
“Oh? Are the triplets fond of pranks?” she asked.
“Well, yes, but she’s not wrong, and she’s not triplets,” the Boss said. She rubbed at her nose. “Trinity is all three of these bodies. At the same time. This is all of her. It’s… it’s a power thing.”
Miss Headerson’s mouth made a little “o” which had Teddy huffing. She couldn’t wait to show the lady her much more awesome power if this was how amazed she was by Trinity’s lame, boring power. “Are all five… powered?”
“Three,” Emily said. “Uh, Trinity’s just one person, even if she’s got three bodies.”
“When I get dead, I get back,” Trinity explained.
“Pardon?” Miss Headerson asked.
The Boss smiled, it was one of her strange smiles. “At least you won’t need to worry if she chokes on something?”
“I see,” she replied in a way that meant that she didn’t. She turned towards the Step-Boss. “When you said this might be a bit complicated, I was thinking… well, my mind was very much elsewhere.”
Step-Boss sighed. “I know, Heather, but you’re the only one I could turn to. Besides, the girls are genuinely sweet, nice children.”
Teddy puffed her chest out. Damn right she was.
“We can promise not to wreck your place, miss,” Teddy said. She didn’t mean it, but it earned her a pat from the Boss, so she was happy she said it.
“Yes, well,” Miss Headerson said, she hesitated for a moment, then smiled again. “How about you girls go into my classroom? It’s the playroom, just down that corridor and to the right. There’s a washroom if you continue straight, in case you need to wash up or anything. And I’ll be bringing snacks in a moment.”
Teddy perked up. No one had mentioned there being snacks involved.
Teddy jumped when Trinity charged to the room, two of her bodies blocking Athena and Teddy’s path. “No! I’m gonna be first!” Trinity protested. “Last one there’s a rotten good girl!”
“Don’t run, please!” The Boss said. But the Boss didn’t understand how important it was that Teddy not be the last one there.
Athena slipped past Teddy in the corridor and jumped into the room right before Teddy could catch up.
“Hah! You’re last!” Trinity said.
“No, you are!” Teddy said. It was true: two of Trinity were only then entering the room.
“But I was first too.”
“You were two-thirds last,” Athena said.
“Um.”
The sisters all paused and took in the fourth girl in the room. She was sitting at a small school desk and was staring at them all with wide eyes.
“Hi?” she said. “Who are you?”
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety