Chapter Fifty-One – Up to Something
Emily was, naturally, worried about what her sisters were up to. She was second-guessing having Trinity split up the way she did. It meant that she didn’t have any easy way to communicate with all of her sisters at once. At the same time, if she didn’t, it might mean splitting them unevenly, which might also mean a critical mass of trouble would be concentrated in one spot.
Her sisters could, individually, get up to a lot of trouble. As a group, that trouble was magnified tenfold for each additional sister. They were very good at reinforcing each other’s bad habits that way.
She had to have some confidence that they wouldn’t burn the hospital down while she wasn’t watching over their every move, otherwise there was no hope that Emily could ever live an even moderately normal life.
“Miss The Boss?” one of the HRF agents asked. She was by the hospital’s entrance, kind of awkwardly standing to one side in the same room as the kiosk the HRF had set up, but far enough from it that she had a plausible excuse not to walk over to Glamazon to greet her.
Besides, Athena and Trinity were keeping the table distracted already. The kiosk was doing a signing event of some sort, selling overpriced, generic merch with signs above claiming that all of the proceeds went right back to the hospital. It was the only way Emily could think of justifying the prices she saw.
“Sorry,” Emily said with a shake of her head. “What were you saying?”
“Soothe-Sayer is here,” the agent said. “He’s waiting outside and preparing. Did you want to meet him?”
“Sure,” Emily said before she started to follow the agent. “Um… so, who is Soothe-Sayer? They’re… he’s a hero?”
The agent nodded. “It’s not surprising that you haven’t heard of them. Soothe-Sayer has been with the HRF for three years now. They’re one of our very best heroes, but they don’t take on any combat-related jobs.”
“Oh?” Emily asked.
The agent nodded. “They have a power that lets them help people in hospitals. So they’re constantly rotating between cities and hospitals. They’re a great example of a selfless hero.”
“Oh. A healer?” she asked.
“No, not quite,” the agent said, but he didn’t go into any further detail.
They stepped outside into the bright sun, and Emily squinted. There was a recreational vehicle, one of those mobile homes, parked out front. It was all-black, with a subtle HRF symbol painted on the sides.
The agent led her over to the RV, then left her there, alone, to greet the man stepping out of the vehicle.
Emily looked up, then up some more. “Uh, hi,” she squeaked.
Her dad was a big man. He was six and a bit feet tall, and built wide. His work had kept him fit, even if he’d grown a beer belly.
Soothe-Sayer had a few inches on her dad, and was bigger besides. A lot of that size was muscle. He was wearing a pastel sweater over clean slacks, but the sweater looked like it was straining to stay on his muscular frame.
He blinked down at Emily, then smiled. Soothe-Sayer was only wearing a domino mask that covered half of his face, and Emily imagined that his identity wasn’t all that well hidden. She didn’t imagine that many tall, dark-skinned, goatee’d people were hanging around. Still, he was dressed like the host of a kid’s show, and he almost immediately slouched his shoulders a little. “Sorry, didn’t see you there,” he said.
“It’s fine,” Emily replied quickly.
Soothe-Sayer had a rich, deep voice, soft and rumbly, and Emily imagined that if he wanted to, he could easily launch a career as a singer. There was something about his voice that just made her listen.
“You must be the Boss? Right, right. Give me just a second, I need to grab my coat and the plushies!” Soothe-Sayer reached back into the RV and pulled out a long patchwork coat. It looked like a blanket Emily had at home, one that her grandmother had quilted a long time ago, but as a coat with dozens of pockets.
It seemed terribly unheroic, as far as a costume went.
He moved over to the side of the RV, then popped open a storage box on its side. “When I visit the kid’s wing, I always bring some of these with me,” he said in the tone of someone admitting a dark secret. “They get so annoyed with me when I hand too many of these out.” He pulled out a small plush version of Quantum Mothman and wiggled it about.
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“They? The HRF?” Emily asked. She accepted the plushie as he handed it to her.
“Yup. It’s official merch, you know?” Soothe-Sayer grinned as he started loading his pockets full. “But I don’t care. The kids remember their favourite heroes. It gives them hope, you know? And I think that’s the most important part of what we’re doing here.”
“Right,” Emily agreed. Then she stepped back quickly as Soothe-Sayer stood up and hefted a large bag over his shoulder. It was lumpy and strange, and very clearly filled with more plushies and dolls.
“I was told this was your first time?” Soothe-Sayer said as he started to walk towards the hospital.
“Um, yes?” Emily tried. She had to walk quick to keep up, he had a much longer stride than her own.
Soothe-Sayer glanced over his shoulder and grinned. “It’s a nice thing to do. So, in case no one else tells you, thank you.”
“Oh, uh, thanks,” Emily said. She felt her cheeks warming up, then glanced away while hoping no one would notice. “So, uh, the agent said you weren’t a healer?” she tried. It wasn’t her best attempt at small talk, but it was far from her worst.
Soothe-Sayer sighed, and the sound immediately made Emily feel like an utter failure for a moment before he glanced at her and chuckled. “No, no, I’m not a healer,” he said. “My powers are a blessing though. Or at least, that’s how I like to see them.”
“Oh, that’s nice,” Emily said. She frowned. Was his power messing with her emotions?
“I can make people feel things by talking to them,” he confirmed right away, before she could even ask. “It’s more of an amplification, really, and it doesn’t last more than a second or two. But! But there is one big use. I can talk people out of their pain.”
“I… don’t know if I understand,” Emily said.
“People suffer. People hurt. In places like these most of all. I can’t heal them, but I can give them a kind word, and maybe for a day or two, the pain goes away, and when it returns, sometimes it’s not so bad.” He glanced her way and grinned. “So that’s what I do. I go around, I chat, I do what I can to listen and help, and maybe at the end of the day, more people are happier than they would have been otherwise.”
Emily swallowed. That power sounded more like a curse to her than anything else. Having to talk to people? That was asking for a lot. But… he did make it sound very… not heroic. She wasn’t sure what word to use to describe it, exactly. Kind?
“We’ll start with the children’s wing, if that’s alright,” Soothe-Sayer said. “I like doing them first and last. Some kids are a little shy, they take some time to gather up the courage to come and talk.”
“That’s… okay,” Emily said.
“Fantastic!”
She expected to just walk on over to the other end of the hospital, but to her horror, that didn’t happen so easily. Soothe-Sayer was immediately distracted by an older lady with a walker who needed a little bit of help, then he went to a nurse’s station and complained with them at length about the quality of hospital coffee, and then he found an older gentleman in a wheelchair and they talked about the weather for a full two minutes.
Emily felt like she was ten years younger, trailing after her dad again as he met up with old friends and repeated the same joke over and over.
At last, they made it to the children’s wing, and Soothe-Sayer took a deep breath as if psyching himself up before he burst through the door. “Melaton! You old stinker, what kind of boring things are you reading to these bright little heroes today?” he asked, his voice booming across the room.
The kids jumped, momentarily scared of the big man, then he softened.
“Now, I know old lady Melaton’s a fantastic story-teller,” he said, his voice like smooth, comforting silk as he took in all the children. “But I have something even better up my sleeve.”
With a big, goofy smile, he reached into his coat’s sleeve, then rooted around for a while, biting the tip of his tongue as he did. Then, with a flourish, he revealed an upside-down Melaton plushie. “Taa-daa!”
Emily wasn’t sure what to think of that man, but she had the impression that she was meeting a real hero for the first time. Not a crime fighter or a glory-hound, but someone who did what they could to make the lives of others just a little better.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety