Chapter Two – Kevin
Kevin revved the engine on his bike, leaned forwards, then zipped around the car ahead of him while it was still slowing down. The traffic on these highways was way too high for such a nowhere city like Eauclaire.
But maybe he’d have to get used to it.
As he rode past congested traffic, riding on the line between the bus lane and the innermost lane of traffic, Kevin got a decent view out over the city itself.
Eauclaire wasn’t all that big. A few bridges, a few distinct sections, the school and downtown. It was more suburb than city, really. It didn’t even have a proper crop of skyscrapers in its middle. Kind of pathetic, for a city.
Still, this place was going to be his soon enough.
He rode down an off-ramp, then navigated his way through the city, aware the entire time of the hustle and bustle around him. He might have never come here before, but with a power like his, it was easy to drive around and avoid the worst of the traffic. Hell, he could do it with his eyes closed.
Kevin wasn’t some nobody. He’d been in the business for two years now. But all that time, he’d been held back, forced into some pitiful role in the back.
He kind of even understood it, now that he had a year or so under his belt.
The first gang that he joined didn’t want him on the front lines, and it had chafed. He was strong, he could prove it. Now he knew that it was a bit of arrogance on his part. Sure, he was strong, but he didn’t know how to use it yet.
After a while though… no, if anything, Kevin deserved to be the head honcho, the big villain that made everyone else quake in their boots and who kept the heroes up at night.
He’d been held back, time and again. But that was over now.
The last group of idiots he’d been part of, Skeever’s Crew, had tried to hold him back. He’d turned their base into a pile of rubble the day he left. Even beat the crap out of Skeever himself.
Kevin was done being held back.
It had hit him a few weeks ago. Power day came, and with it a whole new crop of heroes and villains, all ready to play the game again. They were all… So weak. Sure, he’d been one of them, once, but now, with two years under his belt, he could snap the best of them over his knee with hardly any effort.
So then, why was he still listed as some C-tier villain? Why was he not even the second in command of his own gang?
What had he been doing those last two years?
He was a little young for a mid-life crisis, but then, villains didn’t live all that long to begin with, so maybe he was overdue.
Kevin decided to turn a new leaf, to set out and take what he wanted. But he couldn’t do that in the city he’d been living in. Those had proper heroes, established gangs of villains–quiet and loud–and while Kevin was confident in himself, he had a good idea of what his limits were.
No, if he wanted to start fresh, he’d need to do it somewhere like here. A place that barely deserved the moniker of city, but which also had no competition. The heroes were weak and fat, the sorts pushed to the edge and towards safe little havens where their weakness wouldn’t cause any issues.
The city wasn’t rich, but it wasn’t poor. Plenty of college kids, plenty of money flowing in and out. Yeah, he could work with it.
Kevin found an empty alleyway to park in and kicked the stand out of the side of his bike. Her name was Charlotte, and she was a classic Espa motorised scooter, all done up in black and chrome.
Kevin stepped off Charlotte and stretched his back out. Then he got to work, pulling Charlotte’s bench up to reveal the compartment within where his costume was hidden.
He had gone through a few villainous identities. Shaker when he was new, then for a long time he was known as Tremble.
But Shaker was a nobody that no one remembered, and Tremble was a c-lister whose Villainpedia page had little information on it. Even his pictures there were distant and blurry.
Because no one trusted him enough to stand in the limelight.
He shrugged on a coat. An expensive leather piece, with reinforced panels on the inside made by some gadgeteer he’d run into. It was supposed to be bulletproof to a ridiculous degree. It was light, too, though the rest of the coat made up for that.
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Then he put on his new mask. It was bone white, a lower jaw meant to look like it had been torn off the face of some poor skeleton. It was fixed to his head from the back, with a cushioned plate there that would be disguised by the collar of his coat.
It wouldn’t protect his upper head, but that was fine. Sometimes sacrifices had to be made in the name of looking the part.
Kevin pulled out a mirror and fixed his eye shadow on, then adjusted the fit of his mask. Now he was stuck in a perpetual grin.
The last piece of his kit was an aluminium baseball bat with all of the markings shaved off. Nothing fancy, nothing complicated. He tapped the bat against his palm, feeling the vibration running through it and into his arm. It would do.
He closed Charlotte up, tucked her keys away, and set off walking with a twirl of his bat and a whistle on his lips.
He hadn’t quite decided on a new name yet, but he thought he should settle on something appropriate. Maybe Rattles? It fit his new theme.
“Rattles,” he said. “Rattles. Rattles. Yeah. I’m Rattles and I’m gonna shake y’er bones… no, no, that’s… no,” he muttered, that’s way too much.
He noticed a few people on the sidewalk giving him looks, but no one was running away screaming yet. Back in some of the cities he’d lived in, the presence of anyone who might be a mask would have everyone running for cover.
Eauclaire was going to be so easy to take.
He let his bat drag along the ground behind him, the end of it clanging against the sidewalk. Then it was a simple matter of picking up on that and making it more.
The noise grew and grew, and soon people were picking up on the fact that something was deeply wrong.
Windows started to vibrate in their panes in time with the rattle of his bat, and Kevin–Rattles–grinned under his mask.
Ahead of him, at the end of the street, was the Hero Response Force headquarters for Eauclaire.
He picked his bat up, twirled it once for show, then rammed the head of it into the ground.
A wave, invisible to most, travelled out and away from him with a loud clang.
Windows exploded, people screamed, a car driving by turned sharply as its driver was sprayed with broken glass and it rammed into another parked car. Their alarms joined the cacophony.
Rattles continued to walk along, laughing under his breath. Yes, this was what he was capable of! This was what he could have been if he hadn’t been held back for so long!
He spun his bat around and rammed the side of it into an HRF van parked on the side of the road. The hit did little, but the vibrations running through the van grew stronger and stronger until the entire vehicle was shaking itself apart. Metal crumples, bolts sheared themselves apart, and tanks ruptured.
He laughed harder and started to hit every car he passed, turning them into no more than scrap metal on the roadside.
The HRF was finally starting to respond, agents in armour rushing out of the front. Rattles laughed harder. Did they think a few nobody cops could stop him? He stomped a foot down and a wave of power travelled along the road. It was a terrible conductor for his power, asphalt cracked and snapped, but it still reached the officers and robbed them of their footing while he ran closer.
He was going to show Eauclaire who their new boss was, and he was going to do it in as spectacular a way as possible!
The HRF were useless. Their guns vibrated apart in their hands and their armour broke apart easily under the lightest of his blows. Then he turned his attention towards their headquarters. It was a big old building, all brick and mortar. Tricky, for its size, but he figured he could work with it.
Rattles ran past the fallen HRF troopers and kicked the building itself. Then it was time for him to make himself scarce. He was tough, but he didn’t want to be there when the entire building came tumbling down.
So he’d leave it there as a monument and as a warning that there was a new boss in town.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety