Chapter Six – Banking the Villain Way
Rattles didn’t have to work as hard as he expected to get the vault door open. The door itself was a monstrously heavy thing, all steel and reinforced metal, but the lock on it had a plastic cover that he ripped apart with ease, and that gave him access to the interior of the door, which he let his power loose on.
With a grunt of effort, he pulled the door open to reveal a closet-sized safe with several shelves. Most held papers in neatly stacked folders, and only the centremost row had any cash on it, and it was all in little canvas bags with zippers and small combination locks.
He pulled the bags out, tossing them into a garbage bag he pulled out of his back pocket. “Good to go,” he said.
“I have the cashiers’ money as well,” Fabien said.
Rattles paused. This would be the moment for Fabien to betray him. Hit while his back was turned and he had already opened the vault. It would be the perfect time… if Rattles wasn’t expecting it.
But Fabien didn’t try anything. “Out the back?” he asked.
“Yeah, bet they’re rushing over already.”
The great big hole blown out of the back of the bank was still right where he’d left it, so he led the way out, Fabien a step behind him.
“Where did you plan on going now?” Fabien asked.
“Dunno,” Rattles said. “You?”
Fabien seemed to hesitate for a moment. “If you want to split things fifty-fifty, then follow me. I wouldn’t begrudge you wanting to run off on your own, however.”
Kevin didn’t care. He’d gotten a load of cash, enough to keep him going for a long time, even split in half. More importantly, he’d made the heroes of this city look like incompetents, which was worth more than all the money in this little hole of a city. “Sure, whatever. You got a bolthole?”
“Something like that,” Fabien the Fabulous said. “Just a place to lay low for a few minutes while the heat dies down. Come!”
Rattles slung his garbage bag full of cash over his shoulder and followed Fabien through the alleys. He kept a mental map of where Charlotte was parked the entire time. He wasn’t about to abandon her in this gutter for any longer than he needed to.
Then Fabien stopped next to a sewer grate in the middle of a tight alley and he casually pulled the grate up and aside. “This line was disconnected a while ago,” he said. “No stink.”
“Huh,” Rattles said. He supposed this was one of those advantages to being a local. They got to know the ins and outs of their little city a lot better than someone like him.
It looked like the perfect spot for an ambush, but if anything, he was even less worried in the sewers than out of them. The small enclosed space, held up by old concrete, would be perfect for his power. There was even a faint echo as his boots clanked down the steps.
Fabien was already turning on a flashlight which he used to scan the tunnels. They weren’t quite tall enough that either of the men could stand up straight within them, and there was an ankle-deep pool of stagnant water at the bottom, but otherwise, it looked pretty mundane. “That way,” Fabien said, pointing to the end with the light.
Rattles snapped his fingers and the noise echoed out far ahead. He closed his eyes for a second and felt at his surroundings. He didn’t have a bat’s echolocation, but one of his minor powers did give him a fantastic sense of what was around him, especially after his vibrations bounced off of those things. There wasn’t anyone ahead that he could tell, just a tunnel that branched out in a few spots.
“I don’t intend to stay down here for long,” Fabien said as he walked. “Just long enough to ditch that bag you have.”
“My bag?” Rattles asked.
“Those little pouches you picked up. They have trackers in them. They’ll lead the police right to us.”
He hadn’t known about that. That would have been a nasty surprise, to get his door knocked in while he was counting his cash at the motel.
They pushed through the tunnels for a while, then stopped at the base of another ladder. Rattles dumped his bag down, and then fished out one of the pouches. It didn’t take much effort to rip the zipper off, and then he had a handful of five-dollar bills, and a small metal puck about the size of a dollar coin with a little led in the middle. All it had written on it was a serial number, but it was pretty suspicious-looking.
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“That’s the one,” Fabien said. “There should be one in each pouch.”
“Right,” he said. Fortunately, he had several garbage bags, so they transferred the loose cash–including what Fabien had grabbed–into a new one, then tossed all the empty pouches and trackers into the other. Then they flung the bag out the top of the sewers, into some random alleyway.
“Come on, there’s a dancer’s bar just around the corner. I’ve reserved a private room already,” Fabien said.
“You do a lot of planning, huh?” Rattles asked.
Fabien paused for a moment, frowning. “Earlier on in my admittedly short career, I didn’t plan ahead, and that ended with me in a lot more trouble than I wanted to be in. I’ve learned that overplanning is better than under planning.”
The dancer’s bar was about as sleazy as any Rattles had seen, especially since they were let in through the back and Fabien led him to a room with a few plush seats and a pole in the centre of the room.
They unceremoniously dumped the cash onto the raised platform around the pole, and Fabien immediately started to sort through the bills. Rattles helped. After all, counting out his winnings was one of the more fun parts of this kind of thing. “That’s… twelve thousand two hundred and forty dollars,” Rattle said. “Not much.”
“Six thousand one hundred and twenty for both of us,” Fabien said. “If you’re still amenable to splitting it fifty-fifty.”
Rattles shrugged. “Yeah, sure.” The cash was a fun bonus to rubbing the heroes faces in the muck. The robbery had already let him finish a couple of minor quests, which was fantastic. The cash would get him a place to stay for a long while. He’d get a proper hotel, but those required ID. Maybe some awful apartment somewhere near the school? Some of those had to be more… ambivalent about the law.
Fabien nodded. “I’ll take six, you can take the extra on top of that. You broke into the safe, which I couldn’t do, so it’s only fair.”
“You’re surprisingly nice, for a villain,” Rattles said with a grin. It wasn’t quite fair of him. He’d met his share of villains that were surprisingly helpful to their own sort.
“I’m a rogue, actually. Just… somewhat leaning towards the other side of the spectrum. And you’re a full-fledged villain?”
“Yeah,” Rattles said. “Eauclaire needed a proper Villain, I think.”
Fabien paused mid-motion, then he glanced up. “You don’t know.”
“I don’t know what?” Rattles asked.
“About the Boss.”
“There’s a villain-org here?” Rattles asked.
Fabien nodded. “Sort of, yes. It’s small, very discreet. I’ve only run into them a couple of times, and that was enough for me to know that I shouldn’t push things too hard.”
“Never heard of them,” he said. “Some rogues banding together or something?”
Fabien shook his head. “As far as I know, they’re nearly all villains. Proper ones. Their boss is this woman called the Boss. She’s… the mastermind sort.”
“Ah,” Rattles said. He felt something twist in his gut, but then he suppressed it hard. Mastermind types were always the worst. “It is just the Boss then?”
“The Boss and about five minions. They look harmless. Until they don’t,” Fabien said. He met Rattles’ eyes through his mask. “I don’t think Eauclaire will be as easy-pickings as you might think.”
Rattles snorted. “I can handle a mastermind and their pathetic little minions.”
Fabien shrugged. “Well, can’t say I didn’t warn you. I won’t go telling her about you. We’re not exactly friends. Not enemies either. I do robberies and their kind of villainy is more… white collar, I think.”
“Hm,” Rattles said. He was less impressed by the Boss by the minute. He’d met that kind of cowardly villain before. Always playing it safe and careful, avoiding any kind of fighting, and only hitting targets that were significantly weaker.
They weren’t worth his respect.
He doubted this Boss deserved it either.
He leaned forwards and picked up his stack of cash. “Want to grab a drink for the road?” he asked.
He might not have respected this Boss, but that didn’t mean he wouldn’t pry what information he could out of Fabien here.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety