Chapter Nine – The Simplest Plans
Emily was feeling pretty good about her prospects as she left the barber shop. The owner was a kindly old guy who had talked to her while snipping away at the hair of an equally old man. The youngest person in the room was a few years her father’s senior.
He had been receptive to her questions… well, alright, Emily wasn’t going to lie to herself. Sam had been the one doing most of the talking on her behalf. The girl was a lot more personable and friendly than Emily could ever manage, and somehow that charisma made everything so much easier.
As it turned out, there had been some trouble lately. A group of what the barber and his clients called ruffians were going about, kicking over trash cans, playing music at impolite volumes, and most important of all–at least to Emily–they’d been extorting money away from some shops. It hadn’t turned into outright muggings yet, but the clients were worried that the young folk making a mess of their little corner of the world wouldn’t take long to progress towards that kind of violence.
In the end, it only took Sam asking them where the ruffians hung out to give Emily everything she needed to know.
“The old maple depot, next to Roson’s garage,” one of the old men said. He raised his cane and pointed in the rough direction he was talking about. “Old rusty place, a street over from the old main road from back before they tore down the bridge.”
Emily nodded. “And, ah, did you happen to see how many there are? Maybe? It’s alright if you didn’t notice.”
“Just a few of them,” another man said. “You’re not planning to head over there on your own, are you?” he asked.
Sam grinned, big and proud. “The Boss here’s a big damn hero, and she’s hardly alone. We’ll have those kids behind bars before you know it.”
“Could be dangerous,” the barber said. He shifted around to his client’s other side and continued to snip away at stray hairs.
“We’ll handle it, don’t worry on our account,” Sam said. “We’re just doing our part to help the community. You know how the big-name heroes are. Always chasing after the big scores and the big villains. The Boss here is a lot more of a street-level sort of hero. We’re just doing what needs to be done. Others have done the same, like Cement. He cared for the community the same way we intend to.”
Emily stared at the back of Sam’s head. The girl was just so damned subtle about things. Or at least, more subtle than Emily imagined she could ever manage. If the customers didn’t know Cement, they’d assume he was some other hero. It was unlikely they’d look him up either, if they even remembered the name by the time they could. But the way the barber’s shoulders tensed up…
“Tell you what,” he said. “You girls take care of our ruffian problem for us, and I think I could make a small donation to your cause. Just being a fair neighbour, right?”
A few of the clients seemed pretty proud with the move, and Emily nodded along. “Th-thank you sir, that would be very appreciated.”
It didn’t take much after that for them to say their goodbye and leave.
Emily eyed her sisters and counted heads. One, two, three, four… she glanced around and found one of Trinity’s rear-end sticking out from under a bush. That was five.
“Hey girls,” Emily said. “So, I think we know where to find that Iron Chains guy.”
“Cool,” Athena said. “I can’t wait to put the fear of spankings into him.” She grinned up at Emily, surprisingly feral.
“Right,” Emily said. “Sam, do you know if it’s a long walk from here?”
“Roson’s huh? We got our tires changed there a few times. That’s like, two blocks over that way,” Emily’s new… friend said. She pointed and Emily followed with her gaze. That was down a mostly empty street with a few older bungalows along it and a trio of guys halfway down the road.
“Alright then, I guess it’s far enough that we should get back in the car. I wouldn’t want to have to run only to find that the car’s a few blocks off.”
“Why’d we have to run?” Teddy asked.
“I’m hoping we don’t run into anything that bad,” Emily said. “But if we do, I want the option to run to be available.”
Teddy nodded sagely. “That’s some good villain thinking there. Only heroes and idiots stick around when running’s smarter.”
“Aren’t they the same thing?” Trinity asked.
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“Nah, heroes are more dumb than idiots,” Teddy said.
“Yes, I’m sure they’re very dumb compared to my wonderful sisters,” Emily said. “Come on, back to the car. Trinity, why are you still under that bush?”
“There’s wrappers,” she said.
“Leave them there,” Emily ordered.
The raccoon girl looked disappointed for a moment, all three of her shoulders slumping, but it only took all of a minute until she was distracted by something else and was running down the road to be the first back into Sam’s car.
Once everyone was piled in, they pulled out onto the road and Sam navigated around the city. The older parts of the city so close to the industrial area were mostly made up of narrow roads and one ways, which made crossing a few blocks a surprisingly time-consuming affair.
At least Emily had time to take in the area and make sure it was at least moderately quiet.
They parked not too far from the maple depot. It was an older building, with a tin roof and siding stained by water and rust.
There were a few interesting cars parked by the front, low-riding sports cars with very obvious modifications, some of them painted in bright colours, others with parts of their body not matching the rest.
Emily eyed the place for a bit before shifting in her seat. “Alright, we might want to come up with a plan here.”
“There’s going to be a fight, right?” Sam asked.
“Maybe,” Emily said. “I hope not, but I… I guess there might be.” She should have felt a lot more worried about it than she did. Was she getting used to the idea of fighting people? That was strange, she was still anxious about talking to people, but getting into a fight didn’t make her nervous? It wasn’t just strange, it was downright nonsensical.
She didn’t have time to really examine herself though.
“I think Trinity will go in first. We can wait outside. Teddy, you’ll be at the front. Sam and I can wait a bit to the side with Athena and another Trinity or two. If the area is clear, then we’ll go in and snoop around.”
“Pretty simple plan,” Sam said.
“We’ll figure it out as we go,” Emily said. “Hopefully that Iron Chains guy will be willing to surrender peacefully. Then we’ll just need to hold him until the police arrive.”
“Not gonna call the Hero Response Force?” Sam asked.
Athena scoffed. “They work with heroes,” she said.
Emily shrugged. That was the same reason she was worried about calling them. They probably still thought she was a hero too, but she was certain they had ties with the Cabal.
“Before we head out,” Emily said. “If you have any quests that apply here. Uh, like taking out a powered person, or something like that, then maybe now would be a good time to accept them.” She didn’t like the quest system that came with powers, but it was a path to becoming stronger. Teddy’s last upgrade made her tougher. Emily liked the idea of her sisters being that much harder to hurt.
She had her own options to pick from.
Quest!
The Queen with the Silken Sword, Continued
Become an outstanding member of your community!
Reward: +1 Skill Upgrade point per 10 people who recognize you as “good.” Scoundrel +1 per 10 people who recognize you as “good”!
Accept? Refuse?
That seemed like it was a recurring quest. She accepted it easily enough. Any path towards something other than villainy was welcome.
She scrolled through all the other quests she had, outright ignoring any of those that would push her deeper into villainy.
New Quest!
Breaking the Chains
Take apart a local gang before it becomes a problem!
Reward: +1 Skill Upgrade point per adversarial gangster eliminated.
Accept? Refuse?
That was an easy one to accept.
New Quest!
Queen takes Knight
Defeat Iron Chains
Reward: +1 Skill Slot for defeating, capturing, or killing a powered adversary. + Villainy for properly securing your territory.
Accept? Refuse?
Emily chewed on her lower lip. That villainy was awful. But… and it was a big but, that skill slot was invaluable. Skill upgrade points would allow her to improve an existing skill, but a skill slot? That was a whole new facet to her power unlocked.
“Boss, you coming?” Sam asked.
She glanced around, realized she was the last one left in the car, then with a flush, tapped the button to accept the quest. She hoped it would be worth it.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety