Chapter One – The Talk
There were very, very few things Emily wanted to do less than explain to her mom how she had–through no fault of her own–become a villain.
Worse, she then had to explain how she had acted and possibly earned just a little bit of that title.
The problem was, of course, that Emily wasn’t in the habit of lying to her parents, and even if she was, she had five little sets of eyes paying attention to her as she related an abridged version of the adventures she’d had over the past couple of weeks. Teaching her little sisters that it was okay to lie would be… a catastrophically bad idea.
Her mom sat in Emily’s chair, hands on the arm-rests and purse on her lap. She was staring somewhere past Emily’s shoulder, deep in thought. She had been listening, making all the right sounds and even asking for some clarification, but so far she hadn’t really said much.
It was somewhat comforting. When Emily had a rough day at school, she had often returned home to rant to her mom about it. Her reaction had often been similar then too. “So?” Emily asked.
“Give me a moment, sweetie, I’m processing.” Her mom took a deep breath, then let it all out in a long woosh. “You know, when I came here, I was making up all sorts of terrible scenarios in my head. Oh, and some not so terrible ones too. But this? This was all rather unexpected.”
Emily twiddled her fingers together. She wanted to sit down and maybe hide under her blankets, but that would have been far too awkward. So, instead, she just stood in the middle of her room while her little sisters watched from her bed and from where they sat on the floors. “I’m sorry.”
Her mom bent down, placed her purse on the floor, then she stood up and pulled Emily into a tight hug. “Don’t be sorry,” she whispered. “In fact, you have nothing to apologize for. You did your best with a situation that you were very much not ready for.”
“Thanks mom,” Emily said.
“Mom’s right,” Athena said. “You did good work, Big Sis.”
Emily felt her mother stiffening just a smidge as Athena spoke up.
They broke the hug–after her mom gave her a final reassuring squeeze–then it was time to address the elephants in the room. “Okay. Clearly, things have been difficult, but you’ve made the best of it. Now… well, now the question remains; what do you intend to do?”
“I was hoping not much,” Emily said. “I have those files from Cement, I’ll look over them and see if there’s anything urgent there, but if there isn’t, then I think the best thing to do now would be to lie low and try not to attract any attention.”
A slow nod was her mother’s reply. “That’s a nice plan, sweetie. How realistic is it?”
“Realistic?” Emily asked.
She got a gesture to her sisters in reply. “These five seem quite active, moreso than you were at their age, I think, and even if you were quiet you were a handful sometimes. Not to mention this place is far too small for six people to be living in it. Then there’s the money issue. Food and clothes aren’t free. And they need an education.”
“Right,” Emily said past the sinking feeling in her gut. “I can find work, maybe?”
“I think you’re going to need more than just a part-time job, sweetie. Kids are expensive.”
“We could brainstorm ideas on how to make more money,” Athena suggested.
Emily spun around, but she was too slow to put the idea down, the others were already tossing out ideas.
“Getting enough money to live a comfortable life should be everyone’s responsibility,” Teddy said. “So we’ll just take everyone’s money, then redistribute it evenly.”
“We can steal stuff,” Trinity said. Three racoon-eared heads nodded all at once. “Break into people’s homes, like that one time, and just take all their stuff.”
“I bet I could make someone so afraid of money, that they’d just give all of theirs to us,” Athena said.
“No,” Emily said. “Just… no. We’ll find a more honest way to make money.” She ignored the pouting in favour of keeping her sanity.
“Money would be a solution, yes, but it’s not the biggest concern.” Emily’s mom started to pace the room. It was a familiar mannerism, but her mother had a way to make it look far more graceful. “We need to find proper lodging, and a secure source of income, then we can take care of the rest. How are your classes going?”
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“Ah, well so far? I’ve been doing all of my homework, and the tests and such aren’t for a while. We’re still doing introductory things,” Emily said.
“Good, good. I know how excited you were to start learning, I wouldn’t want that dream to fall apart over this.”
“Thanks, mom.”
Emily’s mom smiled. “No problem. Now, since I didn’t expect to drive all the way back home tonight, I booked a place at a BnB. I can do a little bit of babysitting for the next couple of days.”
“That’s… nice,” Emily said. “But two days isn’t a very long time to figure things out.”
“It’s enough time to make an educated choice,” she replied. “You don’t have to face all of this alone. Didn’t you mention doing a training thing with the heroes? I’m certain they would listen to your story and that they could help.”
Emily cringed back.
In reality, it was a logical and even smart choice to make. The heroes were, ostensibly, good guys. They’d offer her some help if she approached them. She wasn’t sure, but she had the impression that her power was very strong. Or at least very versatile. She basically had five weaker powers in the form of her sisters. The PR potential there was also noteworthy. Her sisters might have been little brats, but they were cute brats.
There were a lot of hero-themed products out there. Emily could just imagine someone putting Teddy’s face on something like dog-grooming products, or using Athena to sell glasses or Trinity to… sell… trash bags? She shook her head.
The problem was that she didn’t trust the heroes. That, and for all the help they’d offer her, they’d ask things in return.
“I’ll figure something out,” Emily said.
She wasn’t entirely out of resources herself. She had her sisters, she had information of questionable value from the town’s last resident villain, she had a few contacts in the world of supers and masks.
Better yet, she felt increasingly confident in her own ability to figure things out. That wasn’t to say she was that confident, but it was a lot more than when she’d started out.
“If you can babysit them all for just a day or two,” Emily said. “Then I’ll do my best to find a way to take care of everything, I promise.”
Her mom eyed her carefully, then the woman’s eyes watered and she pulled Emily into yet another hug. “Oh, my baby’s growing up so fast.”
“Hey!” Teddy said. “The boss ain’t a baby.”
“She said ‘my baby,’ you idiot,” Athena said.
“Yeah, so? Boss don’t belong to her neither.”
Emily sighed. “Girls, please don’t insult my mom. In fact, just listen to her as if she was me, okay?”
It took a bit, but she got three (technically five) affirmatives from the girls. “So what do we call the Boss’ mom?” Teddy asked.
“Grandmom?” Athena asked.
“You’re not my daughters,” Emily pointed out as quickly as she could.
Her mom chuckled. “No, I don’t think I’m quite old enough to be a grandma, not yet. Please.”
“Uh, how about The Grandboss, then?” Athena asked.
“That’s a good villain name,” Trinity said.
“Let’s not give my mom a villain name, please,” Emily said.
Teddy shook her head and pointed–rather rudely–right at Emily’s mom. “She’s your mom, which makes her important, and you’re like, the best villain around, so she has to be at least a bit secretly villainous.”
“Teddy, my mom’s not villainous,” Emily said.
“Well, I have had a few less-than-charitable thoughts before.”
“Mom!”
“If the Boss is our sister,” Athena said. “Then that makes the Boss’ mom our mom too.”
“I… I don’t know how I feel about that,” Emily said.
Teddy eyed her. “But you said that sharing between sisters was important.”
“I don’t think this is entirely the same.”
Her mom chuckled, then patted Teddy on the head. The bear-girl leaned into the touch. “I don’t mind being called mom. I have been called worse before. Besides, they aren’t entirely wrong. If they are your sisters, then I suppose I’d be something like a step-mom, at most.”
“Step-Boss,” Teddy said. There was a definitive note in the word, as if she’d just given the answer to an obvious question.
Emily closed her eyes. The day had far, far too many ups and downs for her to deal with, and it was far from over.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety