Chapter Fifty-One – Rough Day
Today sucked so hard.
First, their gadgeteer wouldn’t stop riding her back to keep that stupid generator of his running–which was admittedly nice, she liked having electricity, and having a clear and obvious use for the team was a plus–and then she’d had to deal with the fact that a lot of her favourite foods were just out. That would mean another trip out of the base to grab more to eat.
Oh, and then a gaggle of schoolkids had broken into the base and captured them all.
She hadn’t liked that part much either.
“Wow… it must suck, being this bad at being a villain,” one of the girls said.
She was a short, stocky sort of girl, with a big, too-confident smile and she looked so proud of herself that it genuinely annoyed Matchstick.
“What are you walking about?” Matchstick asked.
“Don’t.” Pinprick shifted. She had a piece of duct-tape wrapped all around her head to cover her eyes, and they both knew that removing that would be a nightmare. It was all stuck to her hair.
Maybe Pinprick would end up with a bob cut? But no, that really wouldn’t fit her overall look. She’d look goofy with that.
“Don’t what?” she asked.
“Don’t talk to them,” Pinprick said. “You’ll just sink to their level.”
Matchstick stared at the other woman. She had gotten off worse than any of them. The tall one, with the lumberjack build and the horns had smacked Pinprick around pretty good before stuffing a tarp over her face for a while. She looked rather awful.
“Sink to our level?” the girl asked. “Stupid. We’re above you. If you were smart, you’d be trying to rise to our level, maybe. You’re obviously nothing but amateur villains.”
“Amateurs?” Matchstick asked. “You’re like… twelve.”
“No I’m not,” the girl said immediately. “And I’ve been a villain since I was born! I was made for this. You never stood a chance.”
Matchstick snorted. “I’m a part-time villain at best. Mostly doing this for fun and for the clout.”
“Part-time?” the girl asked. “That’s some capitalist nonsense. You either are a villain or you’re not. You can’t part-time it.”
“I dunno… and besides, what’s wrong with capitalism?” Matchstick asked. Half the point of being here was to get more powerful to make more money to eventually retire to a life of luxury. Maybe in a penthouse somewhere. With like… a butler.
“What’s–” the girl started. She huffed. “Let me tell you what’s wrong with it!”
“Oh boy,” one of the other girls said.
And then the short stack started to rant. She really had a lot saved up in her, because once she got going she didn’t look ready to stop.
Matchstick leaned back, sometimes tossing fuel onto the fire by calling the girl’s ideas stupid, but really she wasn’t paying too much attention. This was just more fun that sitting there and being miserable.
Then she heard William screaming in the next room over and tensed up.
A few of the girls looked, but then one of them, a little pipsqueak with a weird, flat tail came out. She was sniffling.
“Hey, what happened?” the lumberjack looking one asked.
“The… he said I was stupid,” the girl said. She sniffed again. “It’s okay. He was probably right?”
“What? Nah, I’mma kick his ass!” bear-girl said.
William screamed some more, louding, more desperate. “Um, no? Athena is getting his secrets now.”
Matchstick felt sweat pooling down the middle of her back. Maybe… maybe insulting the girls with fragile egos and superpowers was a bad move?
It was kind of sweet to see them all rally around the little one and give her hugs and comfort her. It would have been sweeter if they weren’t doing so over the chorus of William’s suffering without seeming to care at all about it.
Pinprick shifted to the side, then jabbed an elbow into Matchstick’s side. It was a move that none of the girls seemed to notice. “Take,” Pinprick muttered.
Matchstick didn’t know what the woman was talking about until something was pushed into her hand. She took it, of course, and immediately shifted to the side as if casually trying to make herself more comfortable.
It was a pager. She recognized the shape of it, and the little nubs for buttons along the edges.
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“What am I supposed to–” she began.
“Obscure,” Pinprick muttered before giving her a slight kick.
She supposed that Pinprick couldn’t exactly use the thing herself. She’d need eyes to see the screen and know what to press, and she was tied up way more than Matchstick was.
Matchstick leaned back and turned the item around in her hand. Was it worth it? One person couldn’t take on this many villains, could they? Besides, of anyone on her team, Obscure was the one she trusted the least.
Then she watched as William stumbled back into the room. He looked like he had been crying. One of the girls, looking a little too smug with her little owl feathers in her hair, deposited him in a chain, then she turned a grin onto Pinprick.
The sight of it sent a shiver down Matchstick’s spine. Ah, right, Villains. They might’ve been kids, but she had the impression that they weren’t here to play games.
The dangerous girl had one of the others escort Pinprick away. Matchstick licked her lips.
Another, the oldest of the group, started to putter around in the kitchen. The others seemed distracted, though there was some excitement as they found the Orbject.
Damn.
And she had thought that Will had hidden it well, but… yeah, she didn’t blame him for giving it up.
Slowly, she summoned a flame into her hand. Just a little one, because that was all she had ever managed, but it was a flame all the same, and it melted through the tape binding her arms together at the small of her back.
Keeping her head down, she pretended to be sulking… mostly. It wasn’t all pretend. Eventually the bindings came apart, and she felt her shoulders loosen as she had one arm free. It would be enough.
She waited a few more minutes. It wasn’t too long before no one was watching her. So she brought her hand around and fought against the feeling of pins and needles as she looked at the pager’s little screen.
There was only one number in the contact’s list. This thing was a huge security risk, but they had to have it.
She sent a message. Or rather, a ping. It was the best she could do. Then she sent it again three more times before shifting her arm back.
The HRF was one-hundred percent monitoring calls and any sort of data sent out like that. There wasn’t anything too telling in a simple ping, but unless they were idiots, they’d have things in place to triangulate where the call had come from.
She didn’t like the idea of being captured by the HRF, not one bit.
She liked the idea of being left with this gaggle of girls even less. At least the HRF had like… laws and stuff. Besides, she could just say that she’d been blackmailed into it or something?
Matchstick was pretty sure that Will had put something out to confuse triangulation, in which case, yeah, her best hope was now the least trustworthy person on their team.
Maybe Obscure would spill their location? Or not. It wasn’t like she was able to tell the woman why they were here and so worried in the first place.
“Girls! Food’s ready,” the leader-sort said.
Matchstick pressed back against the wall, then when no one was looking, she flicked the pager across the room and into a pile of old crap in the corner. The plastic-y clink as it landed sounded loud to her, but no one looked up.
She pulled her hands behind her again, and tried to squish the tape back against her wrists. It didn’t hold quite as well, and there was a faint stench of burning plastic around her that might give it all away, but for now it was better than nothing.
She was sweating as the girls cheerfully emptied the pantry she had stolen so much to fill. She couldn’t decide if she should get angry about it, or just give up and give in to the despair in her chest.
This whole adventure was a stupid mistake.
Pinprick was returned a few minutes later. The tape on her face had been peeled away, then pressed back into place. She looked rough.
“What happened?” she asked.
“Questions,” was all Pinprick said in reply.
Then there were little sneakers in front of Matchstick, and when she looked up, it was to see that same owl-girl, smiling down at her. “Come on,” she said. “It’s your turn next. And if you’re really good, we might feed you once we’re done!”
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety