Chapter Sixty – Easy Peasy
It had been… easy?
Emily couldn’t quite bring herself to believe that the plan had worked.
Right now, Rattles was pinned, face-down, onto the ground of the alleyway with Teddy’s massive paw resting on the back of his head. He wasn’t knocked out–because she had no idea how to do that to someone without risking their lives–but Maple had cuffed his ankles and wrists together with something she’d made that was meant to resist his vibration powers.
He was as incapacitated as she could make him.
It was supposed to be a fantastic moment. And it was.
Local Villain Removed!
Regional Quest: The Board Ain’t Big Enough For the Two of Us, Completed!
You are now the Dominant Villain of the Eauclaire region
Reward: +1 Skill Slot
This was… actually, kind of big.
“Oh, that’s nice,” Athena said.
“Did you just get a Skill Upgrade Point?” Glamazon asked. “Because I did, and I don’t know if I really earned it.”
“Same here,” Alea Iacta said. He tapped Rattle’s foot with the side of his sneaker. “Seems like taking this guy out was a big deal, huh? Didn’t even have a quest for it.”
“Yeah,” Emily said. She didn’t comment on the difference, or the wording. Her… non-quest prompt painted herself as the last big villain of Eauclaire. She imagined that it wasn’t the same for the others.
Nor, apparently, was the reward. Skill Upgrades were nice. A step up, even. But a Skill Slot was a whole other thing. If things went according to pattern, then this would be another sister-creation power. Maybe even her last one? At least for a while?
She wasn’t sure if she was ready to use that slot yet.
Rattles started to laugh.
It was so unexpected that Emily jumped, and so did a few of the others. He didn’t stop laughing either. It wasn’t a full belly laugh, not with Teddy basically shoving him into the ground like that, but it still sounded like Rattles had discovered something which he thought was utterly hilarious.
It was honestly creeping her out. “This explains so much,” he said between laughs.
“I think he’s finally lost it,” Athena said. “We should tape his mouth up, I think.”
Emily shook her head. The last thing she needed was for the villain she’d captured to suffocate. “Melaton will be coming soon. Once she’s here it’ll be over. Can you keep an eye on him, I’m going to give her a call.”
With everyone’s agreement, she moved over to the end of the alleyway. One of Trinity’s bodies followed her, then leaned up against Emily’s side so that she could scratch her head while she fished her phone out and made a call.
It took two rings for Melaton to answer. “Boss?” Melaton asked. “You ready for us to move?”
“Um. No? I mean, different plan?” She glanced back to find that her sisters had sat Rattles up. He was on his bum, legs splayed out so that it wouldn’t be easy for him to rise, and Teddy was sitting behind him. She imagined that with her proximity, he was feeling her bear breath on his neck.
“Different how?” Melaton asked.
“We, ah, captured Rattles,” she said.
“You did?” Melaton asked, sounding genuinely surprised.
“Yeah. We’re in the alley by, ah,” she leaned forwards and squinted at the nearest road sign to read it. “Just down the street from where you are, in an alley. I’ll have Bandit stay out here to wave you down. Could you come over and use your power on Rattles? His power might make it easy for him to break out.”
“Right, I’m on my way. Handshake’s pretty happy that he’s not getting the secrets beaten out of him, by the way. Remember to charge him for all of this.”
“Uh, I will,” Emily said. It was more or less a lie, she couldn’t imagine herself confronting someone like that on purpose for money. But it would probably give her a little leverage later on, which was nice.
Melaton assured Emily that she was on her way, then the call went on for an awkwardly long time before Emily said her goodbyes and hung up.
“Hey,” she said as she returned. “Melaton will be here in ten minutes.”
“We should call the HRF too,” Glamazon said.
“After this guy’s fully locked up,” Alea Iacta said. “I drained all of his luck, so escaping’s gonna be tough, but sometimes skill trumps bad luck… a little.”
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“So, you have it all figured out, don’t you?” Rattles asked. His shoe scuffed on the ground as he changed his stance a little, but a low growl from Teddy stopped him. He smiled anyway, eyes locking onto Emily through his mask. His grin was stained red by blood, and she couldn’t help the shiver that ran down her spine.
“I… I don’t know what you mean,” Emily said.
“I didn’t put it together until just now,” he said. He shook his head. “Damn. I was blind, wasn’t I? Came here like I was hot stuff, thinking it was some backwater nowhere city I could bend to be what I wanted. Didn’t expect any real competition.”
“Competition?” Glamazon asked. She sounded dismissive, but was still paying full attention to Rattles as he spoke. There was something about the situation that made it hard not to listen to him. They were in some darkened alley, surrounding the villain that had hurt every one of them, with the possible exception of Alea Iacta.
“Yeah. For villainy. I thought there wouldn’t be any. Fabien is a petty thief with some flair. That guy’s just a loser with a lower power.” He nodded to Alea Iacta.
“Ouch,” he said.
“Oh, shut up. You know it’s true. You’re too much of a coward to stand up to any real villainy.” Rattled turned his full attention onto Emily. “And then there’s the Boss. Damn, with a name like that, I should have figured right from the start. But I’m not the only one you’re playing for a fool, am I?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Emily said.
He grinned. “You do. You got the same quest, didn’t you. The other side of its coin. Congratulations, you’re the last real supervillain in Eauclaire. The city’s all yours. You and your gaggle of brats.”
“Boss, what is he talking about?” Glamazon asked. She sounded like she knew, or at least, suspected far more than Emily was comfortable with.
“Nothing,” Emily dismissed. “Maple, gag him, please.”
“Okay,” Maple said. She turned to Trinity. “Give me one of your socks, please.”
“But my foot’s gonna get cold,” Trinity said. “Why don’t you use your own?”
“Because I don’t want half my feet to be cold, and you have six, so it’ll only be one sixth cold instead of half cold,” Maple said.
Trinity frowned, then shrugged. “Okay.”
Rattles laughed again. “Hey, Boss. How about before you gag me, you let me go, huh?”
“Let you go?” Emily asked.
“Yeah. You free me, and I’ll leave the city. I’ll swear it. I’ll pick up my crap and leave to somewhere less… like this place. And, as a bonus, the HRF won’t ever learn about you from me.”
Emily stared at Rattles. She was conflicted, to the point that she almost considered accepting the offer.
Silence was worth everything. If anyone learned, she’d be ruined.
Then she noticed Glamazon eyeing her suspiciously, and Alea Iacta very obviously not looking her way.
It was Athena that saved the day. She sniffed haughtily, then leaned forwards so that she was on eye-level with the villain. “You think anyone will believe you? Idiot. Big Sister Boss is the biggest hero that’s ever heroed.”
“Yeah,” Teddy grumbled her agreement. “Boss is a big damned hero.”
Rattled chuckled. “Oh, that’s great. The kids believe the lie too?”
“I’ve never believed no lies,” Trinity said. “And it’s not a lie that you’re lame and stupid.”
“Bandit,” Emily said as she pulled Trinity back. “Maple, can you gag him?”
Maple nodded. She’s made… something with some tape and Trinity’s sock. It didn’t look like anything Emily would want in her own mouth, but she was pretty ambivalent about shoving it in Rattle’s.
“You can gag me now, but I’ll be telling them everything.”
“Lie all you want,” Emily said. “That’s not my problem.”
But it was. She could feel the doubt coming from Glamazon. Or maybe she imagined it.
Whatever the case, she had a growing pit of worry in her stomach while Rattles mumbled into the gag her sisters fit around his mouth. If, when, this all got out, it might spell the end for her career, and for a lot more than that.
The only good thing here was that with Rattles captured, Emily didn’t have any real reason to act as a mask anymore.
Or so she hoped.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety