Chapter Twelve – Voluntary
Finding a place to volunteer at was actually very easy.
Her first stop had been to a thrift store, not just to see if they needed some help, but also to pick up some essentials for Teddy. A few hoodies (Teddy found one with a bear on the front that she immediately grabbed onto, even though it was a men’s hoodie and was about four sizes too large besides) and some shirts and shorts and some PJs. Emily even found a few blankets and a blow-up mattress that had been patched up a few times. It was cheaper than buying a new one though, so she added it to her stuff.
It took some pacing to build up the courage to ask the nice older lady behind the counter whether or not they needed help. As it turned out, the thrift store was operating just fine, but the soup kitchen a few blocks down was usually staffed in part by students, many of whom had graduated.
Emily paid for her things, thanked the old lady profusely for the discount she added for ‘such a nice single mom’ and walked out of the place with her face steaming and Teddy asking some very loud and inappropriate questions all the way back to their dorm.
The soup kitchen was a little building just off the campus and set up in an old office block with some ratty apartments above it. The people waiting around for a bite to eat were surprisingly young. Not the destitute people Emily had been expecting, but students who were maybe on the wrong side of the poverty line.
Finding the person in charge was simple enough.
Mister Landcaster was a big, gregarious man with a voice like a foghorn and a personality to match. When an almost-hyperventilating Emily asked him if they needed help, he took one look at her, then eyed Teddy who was swimming in her new hoodie up and down before he barked a laugh. “Girl! We always need the help!”
Emily and Teddy were ushered to the back rooms where a few other volunteers were setting things up. Mister Landcaster decided that she was too pretty and that Teddy was too young to be out and about with the ruffians, so they were set to doing the dishes at the back.
Emily expected Teddy to complain, but the girl took to drying with gusto. “I’m going to do my part to help my comrades,” was all she had to say on the matter.
She chose not to look the gift bear in the mouth.
Doing the dishes was… surprisingly cathartic. The back rooms for the soup kitchen were a bit dingy. With old cracked tiles, and water that had to be stopped every few minutes so that the hot water tanks at the back could warm up a bit more, but it was all impeccably clean, and the place smelled like her kitchen back home when her mom had another cooking show phase.
The other volunteers chatted between each other a bit, but they didn’t force Emily to participate, something she whole-heartedly approved of.
It was a nice backdrop to work on, filling all of her social needs for the year in the time it took for her to wash up a few dozen plates. She learned that someone called Abigail was pregnant again, and that her wife was very proud about it. That a scary villain called Broccoli of all things had turned into some sort of sky pirate, and that the local knitting circle had lost a member recently because of infighting.
It was all quite titillating and interesting, and she didn’t have to say a word other than to ask Teddy to help her take out the trash.
An hour or so in, she noticed that the water in her rinse bowl was getting a bit nasty. She flicked the tap off and took a deep breath.
“M-miss?” She asked one of the friendlier seeming women who was chopping up carrots.
“Hrm? Yes dear?” the lady asked without looking away from the machine-gun clatter of her knife tearing through vegetables.
“The dirty water, um, I can’t just dump it in the drain, so, do I, uh…”
The woman paused and looked up for just a moment. “It’s just soapy water? Bah, take it out the alley in the back. There’s a big old drain by the trash. A bit of bone and some vegetables tossed down there won’t cause anyone any harm.”
“Oh, okay,” Emily said.
She scurried back to the sinks and started to lift the heavy square bucket of dirty water out. “What are you doing, Boss ?” Teddy asked.
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“Just emptying this out back, It’ll only take a minute,” she said through grit teeth. Her arms were on the skinny side of muscly.
With wobbling steps, she carried the soapy water past the kitchen staff who all carefully stepped out of her way, and towards the back door. She had to place the bucket down to open up the door, but that was simple enough.
The back alley was a bit like the kitchens. Old and dilapidated, but still fairly clean. The smell coming from the two dumpsters off to one side was a bit strong, but she figured that was just the old vegetables and meats flung into it, nothing really back, just a bit on the stinky side.
Emily had just spotted the drain she was probably meant to use–a good thing because going back for more detailed instructions would have been mortifying–when some screaming from the far end of the alley had her turning around.
There was a man running towards her, one that she suspected would stick out from any crowd. He had an outfit like some sort of renaissance actor, a long burgundy coat that flared out behind him, strange calf-length pants that showed off his white stockings and a dark green bandana-like mask under a bicorn hat.
Above him, floating like a warning to all that would care to look, was a name.
Alea Iacta
Rascal, Level One
Emily gasped, stumbling back as the man, the villain sprinted towards her.
He wasn’t the one screaming though. That was the two people coming around the corner at a dead run after him.
Silver Fox
Do-Gooder, Level Three
Glamazon
Defender, Level One
Emily felt her breath hitching as she stared at not one, but two heroes coming down the alley towards her. The first was even one she recognized. Silver Fox was an older hero, one who changed his name over time to match his aging body.
He was supposed to have super strength of some sort, able to throw cars and dodge shots from guns and such while keeping his mop of black-grey hair perfectly quaffed. His fox-like silver mask was on every bottle of men’s shampoo in her parent’s bathroom.
The other hero… was a young woman in a jeans jacket, a glittering mask over her face the only costume she had. Emily put two and two together. “Jezebelle?” she muttered.
And then the villain was on her.
She squeaked and ducked forwards, eyes squeezing shut as she expected a blow that never came.
Instead, Alea Iacta tore the bucket from her hand and laughed aloud as he spun by. “Thank you, milady!” he said as he ducked between the dumpsters at the far end.
A couple of gallons of soapy water crashed to the ground and splattered the front of her skirts, turning them lukewarm and wet while suds spread out before her.
The heroes, like something out of a poorly plotted comedy, stepped into the water and in the same instant lost their footing.
Silver Fox, for all that he was older, spun around in a way that was almost graceful before crashing onto his side and rolling across the dirty ground. His silver costume got stained a bit, but he was up on his feet in an instant.
Glamazon wasn’t nearly so graceful.
She tripped with a squeak, legs spinning and arms flailing as she tried to turn the spill into a roll. She succeeded, partially, and ended her tumble by kicking Silver Fox’s legs from out under him.
Emily stared, arms still outstretched to hold onto a bucket that was rolling away. Her mind kicked back into gear with a squeal and she turned around to run back inside. Not only was it the smart thing to do when people in masks started to throw down, she also had a very good reason not to be stopped.
Which is why she had a full-body cringe when Jezebelle called out. “Hey, you! Stop!”
Emily stood rigid, eyes staring longingly towards the back door of the soup kitchen.
“Damn,” Silver Fox said. He had a deep baritone of a voice, one that had probably helped convince her mom to buy his shampoos for her dad. “He’s a slippery one, I’ll give him that.”
“Urgh, was that a pun, old man?”
Silver Fox snorted. “I’m meant to teach you all parts of the trade. Banter’s important too.” A hand landed on Emily’s shoulder. “Now miss, would you mind if we asked a few questions?”
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety