Chapter Thirty Six – A Receipt for Ulcers
Emily arrived home with an odd sense of trepidation. She found Sam near the dorm entrance, the girl cocooned in a pile of blankets and eyeing everyone that entered with suspicion. That had Emily herself a little nervous, but she arrived at her room with no trouble.
She… kind of expected to find a mess inside. Instead, Teddy was reading her red book while thumping her feet on the bed, and her new sister, Athena, was bundled up in her favourite chair, a stack of Emily’s school books on the desk next to her. “Big sister Emily!” Athena cheered.
Teddy craned her neck back without actually moving from her spot on the bed. “Hey Boss,” she said.
Emily closed the door behind her and smiled at the two. “Hello,” she said. “Um, how was your morning?”
“It was alright,” Teddy said. “Real quiet. We need another computer so that we can look at stuff while you’re gone.”
Emily, for the first time in her life, considered the benefits of a parental lock on a computer. “We’ll have to see,” she said. “Maybe I can find a used laptop somewhere. You can use mine on some days.”
“Cool.”
Athena extricated herself from her cocoon. “So, big sister, are we doing anything villainous today?”
“Uh,” Emily said.
“Nah,” was Teddy’s reply. “The Boss has bigger concerns than just being a villain. She’s taking the fight to the pigs in charge.”
“Um, it’s not quite that,” Emily said. “I… ah, don’t really like doing villain stuff. I’d much rather people see me, see us, as heroes.”
“Huh,” Athena hooted. “Well, I’m sure we can do something about that. It’ll be substantially more work, but we can do it, I’m certain.” She nodded, and Emily had the impression that there might have been a crucial misunderstanding there, but she couldn’t quite pin what and how.
“So,” she said. “I guess we have a few mask things to do today. And we need to grab something to eat. Maybe we can stop by the thrift store again and buy a microwave or something like that, so that we can cook stuff in here.”
“What’ll we cook?” Teddy asked.
“Um, just noodles and stuff,” Emily said. She felt kind of bad, it was her duty to make sure that Teddy and Athena ate well, but she wasn’t exactly equipped for feeding them and so on. “And we can pick up some clothes for Athena, I don’t think she’ll fit in yours, Teddy.”
Athena nodded. “That would be nice. Could we stop by a book place too?”
“Oh, sure,” Emily said. “There’s a used bookstore around, I think. New books might be beyond our budget, but we can probably buy some secondhand.”
Athena nodded along. “Sure.”
Emily smiled at her… sisters again, then sighed as she took off her backpack and set it aside. “I have to make a phone call really quick. Can you guys be, uh, a little bit quiet for just a few minutes?”
Athena nodded at her quite seriously, and Teddy gave her a lazy thumbs up.
Emily fiddled with her phone for a moment. She didn’t want to have to make the call she had to, but, well, she had to. Putting off that kind of thing was always so very tempting, but it wouldn’t end well.
She unlocked the phone, then stared at the twenty-odd texts from Mel.
Mel: Hey.
Mel: Hey!
Mel: Did you just catch the H loser?
Mel: Yo?
Mel: Kid, answer me!
Mel: Holy crap, just saw the vid.
Mel: You’re on the news. Again.
Mel: Well done!
Mel: Did you grab the D?
Mel: Oh, ewww
Mel:
Didn’t mean it like that.
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Mel: Sorry.
Mel: Is Bear okay?
Mel: There was a camera in the lobby place.
Mel: I’m trying to suppress things a bit, but I don’t have the pull for it.
Mel: Hey?
Mel: You alive?
Mel: Yo?
Mel: Call me.
Emily hesitated for a moment, her thumb hovering over the texts so long that her screen ended up going dark. She sighed and unlocked it again, then tapped a few times until the phone was ringing.
She pressed it to her ear and waited until the click of someone picking up sounded out. “H-hello?”
Some part of her wished that she’d somehow gotten a wrong number.
“You!” Melanie’s voice came through. “Wait. Give me a second.” There was a shuffling, and Emily heard Melanie telling someone that it was an important call that she had to take.
“Um?” Emily asked.
“Okay,” Melanie returned. “I’m away from prying ears.”
“It’s eyes,” Emily said.
“What?”
“N-nevermind,” she said. “Uh, did you, want to… talk?”
“Do I? Yeah girl, of course I do,” Melanie said. Her voice grew louder. “What were you thinking? I know it worked out in the end, but… god, you’re still just a newbie. Homie might be some small-fry punk but that doesn’t mean that you should have just run in there solo. And no, having a fourteen year old with you doesn’t make it any less dangerous.”
“I’m sorry?” Emily said. “I… he had the drive.”
The phone rumbled as Melanie sighed into its microphone. “Yeah, alright. So do you have it?”
“The drive?”
Melanie scoffed. “I’m not asking about common sense, we both know you don’t have that. Yeah, the drive.”
“I destroyed it,” Emily said.
“Destroyed how?”
“Um. We burned it, then smashed it a bit, but it was hard, so I tossed it in a river. Do you think that’s enough?”
Melanie hummed. “I guess? Was it a solid state drive? One of those old ones with a disk? Mechanical ones are a lot more fragile. But… yeah, lighting it on fire and flinging it in a lake would do.”
“Oh, okay, but… it’s done?” Emily asked. “We’re safe now?”
Melanie took a little while to respond, something that didn’t inspire confidence in the least. “Yeah, I guess it is.”
“Oh, good,” Emily said. It was good. In fact, it was great. She could go on living a normal life, returning to working towards her goal of reaching a grey morality, while figuring out how to take care of her summons.
It was all coming together.
“Hey, kid,” Melanie said. “I think I might have a job for you.”
Emily’s eagerness petered out. “A, a job?”
“Yeah. Nothing too big, but it might help you. Your career’s already taking off a fair bit, with some decent management, you could make it pretty big, if only locally.”
“I don’t think I want that,” Emily said.
“Nah, it’s good for you. Tell you what, why don’t we meet for lunch, I’ll tell you all about it. I’ll send you the address, and don’t worry, I’ll pay the tab.”
“What? No, no it’s okay I…” Emily stopped when she realized that she was talking to a dial tone.
She lowered her phone, then glared at it when the screen lit up to show a texted address and time.
“Are you okay, big sister Emily?” Athena asked.
“I’m fine,” Emily lied, though for once it was a small lie. “Just fine. So, are you guys ready to head out? The stores close at five, so if we want time to see what they have, we should leave soon.”
Teddy groaned and rolled off the bed, and Athena hopped off her chair.
“We can grab something to eat too,” Emily added. It gave Teddy’s step a bit of pep.
Why couldn’t all her problems be as simple to understand as her sisters?
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety