Chapter Six – Social Pressure
Maple didn’t want to say it. The very idea was kind of embarrassing, and she knew that she’d somehow messed up, and admitting it to others would only make it worse. A thousand times worse, really.
It would be better if she could just stay in her room forever.
Maple didn’t mind talking with her sisters… much. It was kind of hard, because some of her sisters talked real fast, or very loud, and Maple didn’t want to interrupt them, but her sisters were all nice. They’d sometimes stop and actually listen when Maple had something to say, and even though Maple didn’t like talking much, those moments made her feel nice.
At the same time, she saw the way her sisters went after each other. They’d say mean things, and snipe at one another, and Maple was terrified that they’d turn that kind of attention her way. The response between her sisters was always to snipe back, to fling back as many insults as they’d received, and that was… kinda funny?
She liked seeing Athena and Teddy argue, or Trinity get into an insult fight with either of them. The newest sister, Aurora, wasn’t as good with insults, but she was bigger and kind of tough.
Maple was pretty sure that if any of her sisters aimed that kind of attention at her, she’d just cry.
Right now, she’d done something that would have her deserving all of those insults, and she felt like she had to tell someone about it, because it might mean trouble.
The problem was, Big Sister Emily was out and in school at the moment, which meant that Maple had to pick one of her other sisters to talk to.
Some were easy to rule out. Teddy would just make fun of her, then insist on going to find the people that tricked Maple and eat them.
Trinity would probably not… fully understand. Maple didn’t like to think less of her sisters, because she still loved them all a lot, but Trinity sometimes had a hard time with things that were a little more complicated.
Athena? Athena was a good choice. She was Maple’s best friend amongst her sisters, and yet… that’s kind of what made her not walk to talk to her about this, because it would mean disappointing someone she looked up to.
By process of elimination, that left…
“Um, sorry…” Maple said. Then, a little louder because she was pretty sure she hadn’t been heard. “Sorry?”
Aurora looked up, then half-turned in her seat to blink at Maple. The newest of Maple’s sisters, the one who made it so that Maple herself was’t the youngest, didn’t exactly look like she was the youngest. She was taller than everyone except for Emily herself, and that by only a little bit.
“Maple?” she asked. “What’s up?”
Maple glanced at the desk. It looked like Aurora was reading from some of the books that Sam had brought over and left behind, something about psychology? It wasn’t the kind of subject that Maple really cared about. “Um… I need to talk to someone. I might have made a mistake?”
Aurora leaned back in her chair, stretching her arms before resting them behind her head. “A mistake, huh?” she said, watching Maple carefully. “That’s strange. Everyone keeps telling me that you’re the smartest of us, not the sort to make a mistake.”
Maple winced. That was exactly why she didn’t want to say anything. But she’d already started, and if she backed out now, Aurora might press her on it later. That would be worse.
She took a deep breath, then stepped closer to the desk. “I, um… I kinda got scammed.”
Aurora blinked once. Then again. Then she let out a short laugh, not mocking exactly, but definitely surprised. “You?”
Maple crossed her arms, shoulders hunching. “I know! I know. It’s dumb. I should’ve seen it coming.”
Aurora sobered up, shifting in her seat. “Alright, alright. What happened?”
Maple glanced around, then tugged a chair closer before sitting on the very edge of it. “So… I was on the internet, right? Just, you know, doing stuff. And someone sent me a nice message with a link to a site. It looked all official, like a charity thing. They had banners, pamphlets, pictures… it looked really real.”
Aurora nodded along, waiting for her to continue.
“They were saying they were collecting donations for, uh, people orphaned by hero fights. Like, for people whose homes got wrecked when a hero threw a car at a villain or whatever.”
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Aurora raised an eyebrow. “That’s… actually not a bad cause.”
Maple nodded. “I thought so. People on the internet really love to hate villains, but a lot of that is because sometimes villains break things, and turn people into orphans. Teddy’s always going on about how capitalism is bad, but what if… what if we gave the orphans a bunch of money? Wouldn’t that make up for the villains accidentally making them orphans in the first place?”
Aurora rubbed at her chin. “Yeah, I can follow that logic. But you said you got scammed?”
Maple nodded. “I believed the site, but I don’t have heaps of money. So, uh, I started to run a scam.”
“You ran a scam?” Aurora asked.
“Just a little one?” Maple said. She winced again. “D-don’t tell Big Sister Emily? But I made a machine? The scamatronic? And it generates a bunch of fake accounts to donate tiny amounts of money, just enough that it looks like a bunch of people are already donating. Then I used that to convince some real donors that the charity was legit.”
“I don’t think I get it,” Aurora said.
“So… basically, it makes hundreds of fake accounts on a bunch of social media sites, and then they befriend people, and do normal stuff, and then they all boost the orphanage site and make it look like they’ve donated to peer pressure others into doing the same,” Maple said. “I made the machine using some of Sam’s psychology courses that she recorded on her phone, and her phone, and also some of Athena’s research notes. I figured if I took the best parts of what worked before and made it automatic, then it’d be even better.”
Aurora blinked. “You automated social pressure?”
Maple hunched her shoulders. “Yeah?”
Aurora ran a hand down her face. “Okay. And then?”
“Well, uh, it worked.” Maple hesitated. She wasn’t sure if she wanted to admit this next bit. “I made the orphanage over two million dollars in under a week.”
“Wow,” Aurora said.
“And that’s when some reporter started to dig into it, and, uh… that’s about when I realized it was all a scam.”
“When they started making withdrawals,” Maple admitted. “Like, big ones. They sent out a huge message talking about how they were so grateful for the donations, but now they had to ‘pause’ accepting new funds to ‘focus on infrastructure.'”
Aurora raised a brow. “That’s a scam excuse if I’ve ever heard one.”
“Right? That’s when I got really suspicious.” Maple sighed. “So I checked their records. Guess how many orphanages they’ve actually given money to?”
Aurora rolled her eyes. “I’m guessing zero.”
“Not even zero,” Maple groaned. “They just… made up names! Fake orphanages! One of them was literally called Saint McOrphan’s Home for Sad Kids.”
Maple sniffled, and the next thing she knew, Aurora was leaning way forwards and giving her a big hug. “Hey now, it’s okay.”
“I feel so stupid,” Maple mumbled. “I helped them. I built a scam for a scam.”
Aurora tightened her hug for a second, then leaned back, keeping her hands on Maple’s shoulders. “Yeah, you messed up,” she said bluntly, but not unkindly. “But you realized you messed up. That’s important.”
Maple sniffled again, scrubbing at her eyes. “I don’t know how to fix it.”
Aurora tilted her head, thinking. “You still have access to the Scamatronic?”
Maple nodded hesitantly. “Yeah.”
“Then we fix it.”
Maple looked up. “How?”
Aurora gave her a slow grin. “Can’t you use it to make the scammers look like idiots?”
“I.. guess,” Maple said. “I could boost any message, really.”
“Perfect! Make all those fake accounts of yours sound real angry about the fake orphanages. People love outrage bait, I bet it’ll go viral. And if you can figure out the real names of those scammers, then publish that too.”
“I guess there’s no point in them being rich if everyone hates them,” Maple said.
“Exactly.” Aurora nodded. “They’re scammers. That means their biggest fear is getting caught before they can disappear.”
“I guess it wasn’t that big of a deal, then?” Maple asked.
“I mean… that is a lot of money lost, but I think it’s okay. It’s not like it would have been easy to launder anyway, right?”
“Yeah. Big Sister Emily told me that I’m not allowed to take apart the laundry machine,” Maple said.
“That’s okay,” Aurora said. “C’mon, show me what this site looks like, I bet I can help you avoid jerks like that in the future, right?”
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety