Chapter Sixty-Seven – The New Girl
Trinity reached over and tugged on new-somewhat-bigger-sister’s sleeve.
Aurora glanced up. She was sitting on the floor, back against the couch and one leg folded up. The TV was playing a documentary about bears that Trinity had seen twice already. She was actually watching it now, from another body.
“Yeah?” Aurora asked.
“I need help,” Trinity said.
“With that?” Aurora asked..
“I’m in love, and I need help.”
“Eh?” Aurora said. Or asked. Trinity wasn’t sure what it meant, except that it was Aurora’s favourite noise to make.
At the moment, Trinity and her sisters were all alone at home. Emily was off to school, and Miss Headerson couldn’t do classes today because Steffie had a doctor’s appointment. So they had to stay at home and entertain themselves.
Trinity was mostly indoors, so it was okay. The last bit of her was outside, watching her loved one. “I can’t get through the barrier,” Trinity said.
“The what?” Aurora asked. She turned and then stood. She was a lot taller than Trinity, like a head and a bit. Unless Trinity counted all of her height all together? That’d make her three times taller than she was now, so technically she was actually way taller than Aurora.
But then she’d need to calculate her weight three times, and that would mean that Athena was allowed to make fat jokes, so Trinity settled on being shorter for the moment.
“Alright, you’re gonna need to give me a bit more.”
“A bit more what?” Trinity asked.
“Information,” Aurora said.
“Oh. That makes sense. Uh, okay, so… it was like in the movies.”
“What movies?” Aurora asked.
“The romance ones. Like Athena likes,” Trinity said with a gesture to Athena, who was on the couch with the laptop.
Athena looked up. “No I don’t,” she lied.
“I genuinely have no idea what you mean,” Aurora said.
Trinity reached over the couch with one body and rubbed one of her chins while putting both hands on her hips. “It was love at first sight. I saw him, and I fell in love, and now I need your help getting to him.”
“Yeah, alright, and who exactly did you fall in love with?” Aurora asked.
“I also wanna know,” Athena said even though she wasn’t looking away from her computer.
“He’s a little guy, black, with one eye, and he likes trash too,” Trinity said.
“I’m concerned. I think I should be concerned, right?” Aurora asked, and Athena made an ‘uh-huh’ sound.
“Come on,” Trinity said as she reached out and grabbed Aurora’s hand. “I’ll show you.”
It wasn’t as easy as grabbing Aurora and making her follow. They had to put their shoes on by the entrance, then Trinity had to go through a whole thing where she convinced Aurora that technically Emily had told all of her sisters except for Aurora not to leave, and that Trinity was only one-third gone, so she’d only get one-third of a spanking if she was caught, and Miss Headerson had explained that some things couldn’t be turned into fractions. (Trinity was the best at maths. Miss Headerson was very impressed with her.)
Then, once they were out of the bunker, it was a short walk to where Trinity’s love was waiting. She didn’t venture far from home, in case she had to run back for something. This was basically like patrolling the neighbourhood.
“Oh, there’s your third you,” Aurora said as she came up to the other one of Trinity’s bodies. This one was pressed up against a fence. It blocked off an entire alleyway, was twice as tall as Trinity, and had barbed wires at the top, obviously to protect what was within.
“Is… is your love the dumpster?” Aurora asked.
The dumpster was about the only thing in the alleyway. It was behind a jewellers and an electronic’s store, which was probably another reason the back was blocked off by a fence and had a bunch of cameras.
“It’s him,” Trinity said as she pointed.
Aurora followed her pointing finger to the side of the dumpster where the love of Trinity’s life was resting. He was so small and shiny and precious.
“Trinity, that’s, eh, that’s one of those Broomba floor cleaners,” Aurora said.
“He’s beautiful,” Trinity said. “Is that his name?”
“I think you could call it whatever you wanted.”
“Him,” Trinity said.
“How… how do you figure it’s a ‘him’?” Aurora asked.
“Look at the jawline. He’s obviously a ‘him’,” Trinity said. “And I love him.”
Broomba stared back at her. He only had one eye, round and exceptionally googley. There was tape where his other eye had been, but it was missing now. It only made him cooler. Like a pirate. For dust. A dust pirate.
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“Well, okay, but it’s in the trash… which isn’t a problem for you, but we can’t exactly get to that, can we?”
“You could,” Trinity said. “Push your horns at the fence.”
Aurora looked around, then up the fence. “Yeah… that would work. One shove and those supports would probably give out first. But I have a better idea.”
Aurora then did something very unexpected. She walked around and right into the store. Trinity followed, still holding her taller-sister’s hand and listening as she explained to a tired looking counter-person that Trinity really wanted the Broomba in the dumpster out back, and it was in the trash anyway.
The clerk shrugged, then five minutes later, Trinity was united with her love.
“He’s so pretty!” she cheered.
“You… uh, sure she wants that?” the clerk asked.
“Yup, pretty sure,” Aurora said. “Thanks, eh.”
“You’re welcome?”
Trinity skipped back home, hugging Broomba close. He was much smaller than she’d imagined from afar, but heavier too, and he smelled like dust and chewed gum and old plastic, and Trinity loved him a lot.
“We should see if Maple would feel like fixing him,” Aurora said. She was still holding onto Trinity’s hand, but of the body not holding Broomba.
“I like his one eye,” Trinity said.
“No, I meant… like, the mechanical parts. Battery’s probably dead or something. He looks a bit worn out too.”
“Oh,” Trinity said. She held Broomba up before herself, then nodded. “Okay.”
Maple, when they got back home, was found in her bedroom. There was a machine that looked a bit like one of those animatronics Trinity had seen a couple of days before, only without the skin and a lot more spikes. “Maple, I need help,” Trinity said as she turned Broomba around. “Broomba needs help.”
Maple blinked, then adjusted her glasses with the heel of her hand. “Huh? Oh, it’s a dust-collector. Where did you get it?”
“We’re in love,” Trinity explained.
Maple didn’t seem to get it, but she did take Broomba from Trinity and placed him on her workbench. “If only I had plastic explosives,” Maple muttered.
“If I find any, I promise to share,” Trinity promised.
Maple nodded absently. From the way her eyes looked a little glassy, Trinity knew that her sister was almost in a gadget-making trance. Usually she’d leave Maple to her own devices, but this was Broomba. If he had hands, she’d be holding onto one while Maple operated on him.
With her tail flapping under her coat, Maple took apart Broomba’s skin of plastic shells and set them aside, then she started to tug at the motors and computer bits and batteries and other innards within Broomba’s body. “Just one little bin?” Maple muttered. “Why only one battery? What’s this do? No, that’s silly. Hmm. How does he know where he’s going with just one googly eye? No depth perception.”
Tools were brought in, then discarded as Maple got to work. There were flashes of light, and sparks as she cut into things. The room smelled like melting plastic and inventions.
Finally, after several long hours, it was done.
Broomba came to life with a mechanical whirl. His new eye opened, and a sweep of red lasers scanned the room around him. He now had four little legs, and a little grippy arm from a toy tractor on his tummy, as well as a dust-scooping whirly thing that could move up and down.
“Done,” Maple said. “He needs to be fed one battery every seventy-two hours or so. More if he’s been active.”
“Okay,” Trinity said with a serious nod.
“The weapons system will only turn on for intruders and mice… hmm, might have to adjust that if we ever get a mouse-sister. Oh, and don’t touch the self-destruct button on his belly. It’s the red one, with ‘Self-destruct’ written on it.”
Trinity nodded seriously. “Okay. What happens if I do?”
“There’s a count-down timer. You’ll have ten seconds to double-tap the button to cancel the self-destruct. Otherwise, the dust-dimension in his chest will invert, and all the energy that went into creating a pocket dimension will turn into kinetic energy going outwards. Oh, and all the dust will come back too.”
“Okay,” Trinity said. “Thank you, Maple, you’re the best.”
She hugged Maple, who blushed prettily. “I-it’s nothing,” Maple said. “Back to work for me.”
Trinity nodded, then ran out of the room with Broomba, her tail wagging behind her.
She hoped that Big Sister Emily was okay with the idea of Trinity finding love.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety