Chapter One – Serious Mode!
A month ago she would have been panicking.
Two months ago, she might have been nearly catatonic with anxiety. The sort that bubbled up in her stomach and made her entire body felt like it was being squeezed in from every direction all at once.
Now, however? Now Emily was a hardened warrior. A villain of great repute. She had faced down other villains, had fought with and against heroes, had chased entire villainous organizations out of her city. She had even done some things in the public eye, where people could see her and judge her, and she came out of it without a single visible panic attack.
This challenge now? She could take it.
“Wow, Boss, you look serious,” Teddy said as she eyed Emily up and down.
Emily was in jeans and an oversized sweatshirt. Her hair was tied back in a loose bun, and she had a large plastic bucket next to her. The handles of various cleaning implements stuck out of it. By her other foot was a plastic grocery bag, this one filled with brightly coloured containers. Soaps and detergents and bleaches and perfumed cleaning products of different sorts.
“That’s because I am,” Emily said as she narrowed her eyes at the challenge before her.
Their home, the secretive lair tucked deep below the city, connected to a metro system that never was, had turned into a mess.
Her task today was to clean it all up.
“Everyone!” she barked out. “Gather here… please!”
“Boss, I’m here already,” Teddy said.
Emily resisted the urge to roll her eyes. Mostly because her many sisters were precocious enough without picking up the gesture from her and imitating it at every possible opportunity. They already picked up swears like dogs picked up fleas and convincing them not to use those was as hard as giving a dog a bath.
The call worked, eventually. Her sisters dragged themselves out of their respective rooms or where they were lounging the day away and slowly gathered before her.
There was Teddy, who had already been there from the start. Emily’s ‘oldest’ sister in the sense that she was created before the others. A bit short, a little rotund around the tummy and cheeks, and filled to the absolute brim with attitude.
Teddy had a T-shirt on with a picture of a roaring bear on it, which was suitable. When Teddy decided to use her power–which was too frequently, especially at home–that was exactly what she turned into. A full-sized, adult, North American grizzly.
That was two hundred kilos of very strong, surprisingly smart, and unsurprisingly aggressive bear. Her powers had evolved over time, turning her brown fur into a sea of iron needles that only made her tougher and meaner in a fight. Probably heavier too, but Maple had stolen the bathroom scale at some point, so Emily wasn’t sure.
“Hi, Big Sis, what’s up?” Athena asked.
Athena was a slim girl with features that Emily might have–were she not a good big sister–described as gremlin-like. She had wide, intelligent eyes behind a pair of large round glasses and the kind of smile that could only mean trouble.
Her powers meant trouble too. They were orders of magnitude more subtle than Teddy’s ‘turn into a literal bear’ powers, but no less likely to cause trouble.
Athena could meet someone’s eyes and read their surface thoughts, get impressions from their mind, and then cause others to feel growing amounts of paranoia. Giving a girl who looked like she was barely a teen the ability to mess with people’s minds wasn’t a good idea, and yet here she was.
It didn’t help that Athena thought she was the smartest person in the room. It especially didn’t help that she oftentimes was the smartest in the room.
“I’m here!” Trinity called as she stumbled into the living room.
Emeily stared at her. Trinity was small compared to some of her sisters, though she wasn’t quite as short and stout as Teddy. She came up to Emily’s nose but was the kind of thin that a lot of girls would be envious of.
“Where’s the rest of you?” Emily asked.
Trinity blinked, then refused to meet Emily’s eye. “I’m… here and there,” she said.
“Trinity,” Emily said, the warning in her tone made Trinity’s fluffy raccoon tail twitch.
“Ah! I’m coming, I’m coming!” she said, but not just from the body in front of Emily. Instead, it came from the two other Trinity’s that ran into the room, stumbling over each other.
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Trinity was a one-for-three kind of deal. Three bodies that shared one mind. There weren’t three Trinity’s, just the one shared between all of her bodies. Which meant that she could be causing three times as much trouble as one kid.
That was her power, being in three places at once. It certainly came with some advantages, and some interesting mental quirks.
Emily had never had a sister so likely to walk in front of a moving vehicle.
Trinity’s power extended to a few other quirks. She could transfer items between her selfs. What slipped into one pocket was likely to come out of another, and in a way, Trinity was impossible to put down and could use that to her advantage in any sort of fighting that might come up.
“Trinity, can you send part of you to go get Maple?” Emily asked.
“Okay!” Trinity cheered. She might have been the most likely of her sisters to bathe with the toaster while it was plugged in for fun, but she was also quick to listen and obey, which was nice.
Speaking of toasters…
Trinity ran off to one of the rooms, and then a fresh new Trinity appeared next to herself with a pop. “Oh, I died.”
Emily sighed. “Try again,” she said before raising her voice. “Maple! No traps in the house!”
This time, Trinity succeeded in returning with her sister. Maple was red in the face and her entire focus was on the floor between her toes.
Maple was perhaps the sister that Emily resonated the most with, at least in terms of personality. She was small, shy, and quiet. Introverted to an extreme degree and more interested in spending time off on her own than busy with others.
Emily could understand all of that very well.
Maple’s powers were by far the most versatile in their entire family. She was a gadgeteer, the kind of powered individual whose power mostly focused on making stuff. Gadgeteers usually worked around a specific theme. One focused on lasers might, for example, be able to make room-temperature superconductors as long as it was something meant to be used in a laser rifle, or they might be able to turn a plain glass bottle into the focus for a pistol. Their power would surround their theme, giving them blueprints and the ability to turn scrap into something technologically superior to anything commercially available.
Maple’s gadgeteer theme, as far as Emily could tell, was based on her own imagination.
It was kind of terrifying, to be honest. Maple had turned a toaster into a railgun and could turn a tube of toothpaste into a sticky bomb as long as she had some sticks of bubble gum and some rubber bands because by her logic, gum was sticky and toothpaste could easily explode out of its tube.
“Sorry,” Maple muttered. “I heard you, but I just wanted to finish what I was working on.”
“And the trap?” Emily asked.
Maple shrank into herself. “It wasn’t a trap-trap. I just had some mouse-traps I’d modified by the door.”
“And they were strong enough to kill Trinity?” Emily asked.
“Just a little?”
Emily sighed. “No traps in the house,” she said.
Maple nodded, and Emily was certain the rule wouldn’t be followed.
“Hey, sorry I’m late,” the last of Emily’s sisters said as she came in from the kitchen. She eyed Emily up and down, including all the cleaning supplies. “Are we doing some spring cleaning?”
“That’s the idea,” Emily said with a nod. “The place needs a good scrub-down. I figure if we all work together, it won’t be so bad.”
The last of Emily’s sisters was so new that she was still a bit of an enigma. She was a girl a little taller than Emily herself, with deep red hair and a smattering of freckles across her nose and cheeks. Aurora looked like she was in her late teens, maybe just a few years younger than Emily.
She was calm, collected, and rather mature for her age, and so far she had been very helpful and kind.
It worried Emily to no end that after so many… somewhat troublesome sisters, her latest was so kind and helpful.
Her power wasn’t visible at the moment, but when she activated it, she’d grow a pair of ethereal antlers that were both immovable objects. Nothing could move them unless Aurora wanted them moved, from bullets to trains.
It was a strange and difficult power to leverage, but Emily was certain they’d manage.
“Alright, let’s get started,” she said.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety