Chapter Thirty-Two – Ready
“You ready?” Teddy asked.
“Of course,” Aurora replied.
They were hiding in a bush. Well, more like between several bushes. The big building that the heroes were guarding was just around the corner. She could see it, if she leaned forwards, but Aurora told her not to do that too much. It would make it way too obvious that she was there. Her face was brighter than the colour of the bushes or whatever, and it would stand out if someone flashed some light their way.
That made plenty of sense, she supposed, but she really wanted a look at what was going on.
She reached up and adjusted the mask she was wearing.
They’d snuck over here a while ago, and were hiding ever since. It was kind of boring, actually. They couldn’t even talk much since they might be overheard, and their job was to not be noticed until they got the signal.
She felt at her pocket, where one of Maple’s ringers sat. She had rung it already, letting the Boss know that she and Aurora were in place.
“Want to go over the plan one more time?” Aurora asked.
“Sure,” Teddy muttered back. It was better than nothing.
“Okay. When the signal goes off, we toss a noisemaker here, then run. I go right, you go left.”
Teddy nodded. The noisemakers had little delay fuses on them. They’d only go off after a set time. Like an egg-timer, but way, way louder. “Then we drop the second noise maker,” she said.
“Right. Or throw them out. Honestly, as long as they have to go around looking for them, then we should be okay,” Aurora said. “The goal is to keep them distracted and busy.”
Teddy nodded. It made perfect sense. The Heroes might be trouble, but the unfortunate, enslaved members of the proletariat working for the HRF were just there, working for wages. Wages that were probably far below what the fat cat–why cats, she wasn’t sure–were making in their big ivory towers.
She’d watched a documentary about elephants, and how they were going extinct, and here the capitalists were building entire towers out of their tusks. Messed up.
Anyway, the HRF workers were just following orders and probably not being paid well for it. They’d be easy to distract. Plus, they’d probably be really slow to look into things, since they were paid an hourly wage, instead of owning part of the capital that they worked to build.
She wasn’t sure the capital to where, but she supposed it didn’t matter since they didn’t get it in any case.
“Then we run back and around,” Teddy said with a serious nod.
“Yeah. It’s a long run though,” Aurora said.
“What? Yeah, I can do it,” Teddy replied. “We meet back at that bakery place with the broken window?”
“Mhm!” Aurora said.
Right then would have been a great time for the Boss to buzz and tell them that the plan was on, but the ringer in her pocket stayed entirely still.
Teddy huffed, then sat down on the ground, the heels of her sneakers digging into the soft dirt a little. She’d have mud on her butt, but she didn’t care. She reached down, scratched an itchy calf, then yawned.
So boring.
And yet, no ring.
“So, uh…” Aurora said. “Tic-tac-toe?”
“Yeah, sure,” Teddy muttered.
They were seventeen games in, the squares and lines and circles scratched into the dirt with sticks, when something buzzed in her pocket. She almost dismissed it until she realized what it was.
“It rang,” she hissed to Aurora.
“It did? Oh, okay. Uh…” Aurora fumbled in her pockets and pulled out one of the noisemakers. She had a second one, and Teddy had hers in the pocket of her hoodie. She pressed the front in, to make sure it was still there, then tugged the hood up until it covered her ears. Aurora spun the dial on the noisemaker, then looked up. “Ready?”
“Yeah,” Teddy said.
The noisemaker was tossed to a corner, then they were off.
She shoved through the bushes and onto the road, then looked both ways. No HRF, not yet. Not much noise from the big base either, so the streets were still empty.
Her boots went from stomping on dirt and grass to clacking on the pavement as she took off running as fast as she could. The sound of Athena breaking through the bushes on the far side told her that her sister was going too.
Stolen story; please report.
She picked up the pace, arms working and breath coming in quick, but she couldn’t help but smile. Then the noisemaker went off. It made a loud, awful sound, one that made her ears twitch. Like someone stepping on the tails of a million cats with off-tuned loudspeakers in front of them.
She was only halfway to the intersection when she noticed lights. Some around the base, which she was catching glimpses of between buildings, and more from HRF vans that were being turned on and from jogging troopers way out in the distance.
She dropped her head and ran faster while shoving a hand into her hoodie pocket. She grabbed her noisemaker and fumbled to turn the dial while panting. Behind her, the first van’s engine came alive with a throaty rumble, and she heard the crunch of tires rolling fast over loose gravel.
She didn’t stop to look. The sound of the van rolling into motion made her feel like a much smaller animal when they saw the mighty shadow of a bear climbing over them, it sent a jolt up her spine. The second noisemaker clicked in her palm. Her feet hit the curb and skidded on grit as she cut across the street.
The alley to her left had a wide mouth and a caved-in fence at the back. She didn’t even aim, just tossed the noisemaker in and hoped it bounced far enough in to be convincing. It pinged off a can, rolled, then started ticking. She kept running, legs burning, mouth open, lungs too small for the air she needed.
The second noisemaker went off behind her with a sharp, controlled crackle, more precise than chaotic. It sounded like a hundred glass bottles snapping in sequence. Teddy flinched. That one was going to draw attention. Hopefully it was exactly what the Boss needed right now.
Then, suddenly, it was a lot brighter, her shadow cast out ahead of her as two vans turned around the far corner.
She veered toward the sidewalk, boots scraping as she caught her balance. The pavement here was cracked and lumpy, the streetlights all dark except for the occasional flicker from the base behind her. The two vans hadn’t sped up, not yet, but they didn’t have to. They kept to opposite sides of the street, slow and steady, like hounds locking in on a trail.
She glanced back. The vans were gaining on her!
“Stop!” someone demanded over a loudspeaker from one of the vans.
She didn’t stop, and instead tried to run even faster, breaking out into a sprint with newfound energy.
“Cease movement. You are in a restricted zone.”
She gulped in some air, enough to half-turn and shout something back. “Suck my farts, capitalist pigs!”
Maybe she shouldn’t have done that, because the vans started to move faster, and while she was a great runner, she wasn’t faster than a car.
Teddy’s breath hitched as the van on her right accelerated. It was coming right for her!
Then, there was a blur as something shot out from the side of the road, and it was only when it was in the light of the van that Teddy realized that it was Aurora.
“No!” she shouted.
Cars were the number one killers of moose and their only terrestrial predators!
Aurora’s antlers appeared out of thin air, two huge racks, all spikey and glowing, and then the van ran into her.
A heavy, rapidly-moving object, striking a single girl… one who was entirely immovable.
Her antlers slammed into the van’s front end, and the entire vehicle crumpled like it had run into a tree growing out of nowhere. The crunch of metal and shatter of glass rang out across the empty street. The van veered off to the side, then rammed into the second who hadn’t realized that the first was about to hit something.
Teddy realized she’d stopped moving only when Aurora, antlers gone, turned and ran at her. “Come on! You missed the bakery!”
“Oh,” Teddy said. “Yeah! Let’s go!”
Aurora grabbed her by the wrist and hauled her forward. Teddy stumbled to match her pace, legs rubbery from the sprint. Aurora didn’t let go, even as they cleared the intersection and slipped into the dark between two buildings.
Behind them, metal groaned and something hissed, but while voices shouted, no boots followed. They were in the clear!
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety