Chapter Forty-Seven – Gyms and Abstracts
Sam glanced up from her laptop to stare across the room. She did a quick headcount, something she’d become extremely proficient at in the last couple of weeks. One, two, three-four-five, six… and Teddy was over there so that made six heads for four little villains.
The girls were currently at one of the parks on the edge of Eauclaire, maybe ten minute’s walk away from the school campus. The park should have been filled with people, but it had gained a bad reputation as a place where university students hung out and harassed any of the teens or whatever that came here.
Now it was a little overgrown, and the gym equipment was dated. That all added up to create a space where no one actually came to hang out.
It probably helped that most kids she knew would rather spend the evening online than running around some rusty jungle gyms.
Sam stared at her screen again, then subtly shifted the screen over to some homework as she heard panting.
Emily ran by, breathing hard and covered in a sheen of sweat. She paused not too far from the picnic table that Sam had requisitioned for herself, grabbed some water from a bottle, downed half of it, then, with a pitiful groan, started running again.
Sam tabbed back to the document she had open before and re-read the last few lines. She had gone back to the top and was trying to work out her abstract.
Abstract
This is a confidential field study conducted to gain a better understanding on the psychological profiles, motivations, and personalities of a group of anonymous individuals engaged in villainous behaviour. This research’s goal is to create a psychodynamic profile on these villains while probing their mental states, beliefs, and the rationales for their actions.
Sam squinted at the screen. Was that too formal? Not formal enough? She needed anyone that read this to take it seriously from the get-go, because a lot of parts later on were far from serious.
Really, when she’d joined Emily’s little band of misfits, she expected things to be a lot more clear-cut.
They should have been. Emily herself was… a hot mess, psychologically, but her little sisters? Oh, they should have been treasure troves! Living people, made by and for a villainous power, with powers of their own.
They weren’t born normally, and shouldn’t have been in any way nurtured into being anything but their natural selves. At least, not initially.
The perfect example of what ‘powers’ considered villains.
The study of superhuman powers was still relatively new. There was probably millions of dollars of grant money just sitting there, waiting for someone to come along and pluck it away. Not to mention the clout.
Sam stilled her beating heart. Later, later.
Her fingers hovered over the keyboard as she re-read more of her text. She had very few examples of similar work to draw on. A few papers had been published tailing after super heroes, but those tended to be… too clean. They’d barely made a splash in the world of psychology.
She expected that something a lot more raw would do the trick, and it might counteract some of the issues that came with having to be so secretive within her own reports. She couldn’t give away powers, weaknesses, or anything like that. Not only would it be a betrayal of Emily, but it would make it way too obvious that she was clout-chasing.
There was a nice, fine line to everything. But Sam was good at finding those.
Plus… she kinda liked the brats. Emily too. It had taken a while for them to grow on her, but now they felt like little nieces she’d never had.
Scrolling down a little, she stopped at a segment near the top of her report. Her methodology section was a mess and she was determined to work on it some other day.
Findings
Contradiction in Behavioural Expectations
One striking aspect that defies what the TITLE expected is the variance in archetypical villainous behaviours. The subjects have a set of moral standards that are, on paper, archetypically villainous. They have no respect for the authority of the government or law enforcement, they care mostly for their own in-group, they see no issues with theft, arson, or harming others, and they find the suffering of others to be amusing.
They find pride and joy in being as ‘evil’ as possible, and wish to dominate and control others, to be praised for their unkind deeds, and to be more powerful than any in their entourage.
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On the surface, these behaviours paint the subjects as purely villainous forces of evil.
Sam hummed to herself. Was she putting it on too thick? This was where she’d depart from what someone would expect to read, and no one, not even people that claimed to be scientists, liked it when what they read went against their preconceptions.
No, it was probably better to lay it on thick here.
She wiggled her fingers to make sure they were limber, then continued.
These villainous tendencies conflict with observed behaviours. If asked, most subjects would admit to being evil and villainous and quite cruel. If observed, the subjects will display actions that go contrary to that self-description.
They show affection and concern for each other’s well-being, worry about what others think of them, and are uncharacteristically loyal. Most of their actual, demonstrably villainous actions are simple actions taken because they don’t feel the need to fit into our wider society. These can be harmful–examples include petty theft, or what might be considered burglary, as well as making threats of physical violence–but more often than not, the subjects cause very little by means of actual harm.
In that regard, these villains are no more immoral than an unlearned child might be. They are free of the moral constraints and rules that someone raised in a civilised, modern society might adopt, while also holding onto other moral elements with more tenacity than would be expected of someone who was born and raised in that same society.
Sam leaned way back, stretching her arms over her head and cracking her knuckles. She had a couple of good lines in there, she thought. She’d need to pretty them up, though.
The conclusion she was slowly circling was kind of trite and boring. The kind of first-year sociology-major stuff that would have eyes rolling. She couldn’t quite think of another, better conclusion to draw towards, however.
Looking up, she saw the girls swinging from old rusty bars. Maple was the odd one out, but she was over by the sand-pit, building a… multi-floor sand-castle, with levering doors made of ripped apart soda bottles and what looked like a missile silo to one side.
It looked like it was still just in the sand-castle phase, so Sam decided to leave it be.
Emily herself was coming around from another circle of the park. She was even sweatier than usual, and looked like she was ready to faint.
“Having fun?” Sam asked as she tabbed out of her report.
“Yeeeagh,” Emily said. It wasn’t quite a word, but it still communicated a lot.
“Sounds like fun,” Sam said. She didn’t begrudge Emily’s recent exercise kick. It was probably good for the lanky girl to put on some muscle.
“Time of my life,” Emily said as she came to lean against the table. She took that water bottle and downed the rest, then she pressed a hand against her ribs. “Stitch,” she groaned.
“Give it a minute,” Sam said.
Emily wiped at her brow, then glared at nothing in particular. Sam liked to think that she was glaring at the concept of exercise itself. If Sam was ‘exercise’, she wouldn’t be very worried, though. Emily could be scary, but only in small amounts and usually at key moments. The rest of the time she was about as spooky as a wet towel.
‘It’s good for me,” Emily said like someone trying to convince themself. “And the exercise is good for them too.”
The girls were running around. Someone had stepped on Maple’s sand-base and now Maple was chasing them with… “Is that a knife?”
Emily’s head whipped around. “Maple! No knives! No, I don’t care that you made it yourself. Yes, Trinity probably deserves it, but no stabbing your sisters!” Emily bent down and pulled a second water bottle from her bag. She ripped the cap off and drank deep from it. “They’re going to be the end of me,” she said.
“They’re quite something,” Sam said.
“Yeah.”
“You ever wonder what they could become. You know, if things were different?” Sam probed.
“Different how?” Emily glanced at her.
“I don’t know. More… normal?” Sam tried.
Emily was quiet for a long moment, then she shook her head. “No. No, I don’t think I can imagine them as normal.” She set her bottle down on the picnic table, then took off running again.
Sam grinned. ‘Not normal’ was good, as far as she was concerned. It was more to write about.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety