Chapter Twenty-Eight – The Lucky Boy
He had to keep reminding himself that his name, at least for the moment, was Alea Iacta. It was so easy to slip up. Honestly, he wasn’t sure how people living double lives did it.
Alea Iacta was sitting in a booth at one of his favourite coffee places, fiddling with a paper cup that was empty a while ago, and contemplating the terrible turn his life had taken on Power Day.
Having powers was cool, no doubt about it. Luck powers were even cooler. Tipping the board in his favour whenever he wanted it was just so overpowered.
Being chased down by the good guys, and then maybe by shadowy organisations that wanted to do who-knows-what to him? Way, way less cool. In fact, he was outright not a fan of any of that. And now he was relying on some girl who looked like she was two years his junior to save his bacon… again.
He was stirred out of his thoughts when someone sat on the seat nearest his booth. For a moment he was worried, but then it turned out to just be a girl in a baseball cap. He considered stealing some of her luck but… well, she was a kid. He wasn’t the nicest guy around, but he wasn’t a bastard.
“Hey,” the girl said.
“Hey,” he replied. He wasn’t sure what to say past that. The last thing he needed was for someone to think he was a creep for bothering a kid.
“The boss said that I have to tell you stuff,” the girl said.
Alea Iacta’s breath caught. He swallowed, then looked at the girl again. She was… definitely not one of the two that he’d seen with the Boss. “Are you serious?” he asked.
She nodded. “Yeah, of course. Don’t mess this up for me, okay, luck boy, there’s doughnuts riding on this.”
“Uh, okay,” he said. “Where is the Boss?”
“You’re going to meet me and the other mes and my sisters and the Boss about two roads that way.” She pointed across the street, which really didn’t help narrow down which direction she was talking about. “See you there,” she said.
He watched her hop off her chair and run off, but lost sight of her as she went around a wall that cut off the booths from the shop’s counters.
Alea Iacta looked around, saw nothing, then he leaned into his luck, just a little bit.
Still nothing.
Sighing, he pushed himself up, then walked over to the washroom. If he was going to meet the Boss, he wanted to do it without needing to use the bathroom, and washing his face off might help him feel awake too. He really needed that.
He grabbed another coffee on the way out. Coffee accounted for half his diet, which was… actually probably pretty common, what with the number of students living in Eauclaire.
Once outside, he pulled up the hood of his coat and eyed every car on the street. His luck-sense pulled his eyes to a soccer-mom van parked just across the street. He brought his cup up close to his face and started walking. He found a spot to cross the road, then slipped into a part of the crowd that was a bit thicker. As he walked, he brushed against people, stealing little bits and pieces of luck whenever he made contact with them.
All he needed was to be close. Touching someone through their clothes was enough, but being a hair away from touching gave him nothing.
He’d tried tapping people with a length of ribbon to see if that worked, but he needed direct, physical contact. His powers were a little strange about it.
The people he touched often spun around, or exclaimed in surprise, but he was past long before they could point a finger at him. And if they did… what would they say? That he made them feel squeamish inside?
Following the girl’s rough directions, and his own luck-sense, he started down one of the roads opposite the coffee shop. He only paused along the way to pick a large scarf out from where it had dropped. He draped it over his shoulders. Bright pink wasn’t his colour, but maybe it would distract from the outfit he was wearing.
Alea Iacta’s life wasn’t ideal at the moment, but his power did make it somewhat more bearable.
He reached an intersection, sang eenie-meenie-miney-mo, then took off to his right for a little ways.
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The Boss, along with a gaggle of children and one other woman, were waiting for him halfway down the road.
“Hey,” he said as he came closer.
He recognized the girl that had met him at the shop… and also the same girl twice again. Triplets? The other two were the scary bear-girl and the other scary girl whose powers he couldn’t guess at.
Was the tall black woman with the Boss also powered?
Just how many people did she have working for her? How strong could someone be? Maybe that was the difference between himself and a proper Villain.
“Hello, Alea Iacta,” the Boss said. “We shouldn’t linger out here. Did you want to talk somewhere more private?”
“Yeah, that’d be nice,” he said.
She sounded, as she always did, caught between nervous and angry. He really didn’t want to push her more towards the angry side.
“Now all the minions are here,” the bear girl said. “Hello, comrade Iacta.”
“Uh, it’s Alea Iacta, it doesn’t really make sense to just cut part of it out.”
The girl crossed her arms. “Sure, if you say so.”
“Yeah,” he said, uncertainly. “So, uh, we have a place we can talk? In private?”
The Boss nodded, then turned towards the young woman next to her. “Did you find a way to get the door open?”
“Can’t exactly pick it out in the open, like you said. I looked around for some way to pry it, but I didn’t exactly bring a crowbar with me this time.”
“What door?” he asked.
The Boss glanced his way, then gestured to a small maintenance building behind their group. “We need to get into there.”
“Oh,” Alea Iacta said. He walked over to the door, and was promptly ignored. It… actually hurt a little, somehow. He had admitted to himself already that he perhaps craved attention a little too much, but to be dismissed so easily…
He reached the door. It was a solid metal thing, with a keyhole and a handle. Reaching down, he jiggled the handle, paused, then turned it. The door opened.
“Um… guys?”
Only the girl that had greeted him at the coffee shop turned.
“Girls?” he tried. Then, a little louder. “Boss!”
The Boss turned, saw the open door, then stared between it and him. “How?” she asked.
“It wasn’t locked,” he said with a shrug. “Just lucky, I guess?”
The Boss worked her jaw. “Okay then. Trinity, Athena, at the front.”
Two of the girls shot off into the little building, the others following after.
“Family Menagerie: Athena,” the Boss muttered. He wasn’t sure if he was just seeing things, but he had the impression her eyes actually grew bigger. Likely just a trick of the light, he decided as he followed the group in.
The maintenance building had tools on racks and a few tanks off to the side. It stank of oil and grease and rotting lawn stuff. He didn’t know what to expect. Was this where they wanted him to stay? It wasn’t the worst possible option, but he had been hoping for better. Much better, even.
“There,” the Boss said. She pointed to a doorway at the end of the room.
They had to move some things aside to be able to access the door. On the other side was a stairwell leading down what looked like a shaft.
Alea Iacta followed the others, but his insides were twisting up with nervous energy. Where were they heading to?
Where, it turned out, was to a doorway that opened up onto a small tunnel, which then opened up into a massive cement tunnel deep underground.
“Ah, Sam, which way?” the Boss asked. “I’m not great with directions.”
Sam–so that was her name–glanced at something on her phone, then pointed. “Base is that way, Boss.”
A base?
The Boss had an underground base? And some sort of massive tunnel system under the city?
“Hey, you okay?” the girl that had talked to him in the shop said. She had removed her hat, revealing two round ears atop her head.
“I’m fine,” he said. He stuffed his hands in his pockets.
The Boss, who had to be a few years younger than him, had built all of this in… what, a couple of weeks?
Villains truly were terrifying.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety