Chapter Forty – The Angry Rattler
The booths were uncomfortable. Maybe that was because they were made of that same cheap fake-leather that bus seats were made of. Maybe it was the long strips of duct-tape keeping them together, maybe it was the slight stickiness, or his jeans being a bit too tight. Whatever the case, Kevin didn’t like them.
At the same time, despite the awfulness of the booth’s seat, it was still at least a little comfortable, not physically, but… he supposed it was an aesthetic choice? The booths fit in with the rest of the bar.
Dingy, a bit dirty around the edges, old, but maintained. He nodded to a waitress and ordered whatever was on tap. She returned with a pint of something murky and brown with a layer of foam at the top.
He left a ten dollar bill on the table which she swiped away in passing. He didn’t expect to see any change from that, and didn’t really care.
The place was the particular kind of dump that he enjoyed. It had character. The old men sitting around felt like they were part of the furniture here.
Kevin glanced up as the door opened and a man in a ratty old coat with a stooped back walked in. He glanced around, then raised his arms a little. A chorus of ‘heys!’ and ‘you’re here!’ sounded from a nearby table, and even some of the people on stools by the counter half-turned to say their hellos.
The old guy sat down, and the same waitress that had served him placed a mug of something before him. He hadn’t even ordered.
The atmosphere here was nice. Familial, almost. These folk weren’t the richest in Eauclaire, they weren’t fancy retirees or anything special, just working men and women with some time off, spending that time in their favourite pub.
He was going to hate ruining it for them, but needs must.
Or they’d must after his beer, and maybe a bite to eat. The smells coming from the kitchen in the back were making his mouth water. That, and he quickly discovered a few other excuses not to trash the bar just yet. After all, a few minutes spent scoping the place out wouldn’t hurt.
He was worried that he wouldn’t find any minions here. The folk were either older, or looked like they were just normal civilians off of work for whatever reason.
What he was looking for were gangsters and bangers and thugs with nothing better to do. Unfortunately, Eauclaire, being the nowhere city that it was, didn’t have much in the way of criminal enterprises or losers that would be willing to join him.
His search so far had turned up nothing. A few drunks, maybe, but they’d need training and toughening up, and he wasn’t looking for more work. Some guys from the college nearby were options too, but he found that those kinds of guys tended to be more… idealistic than thuggish.
Kevin figured he’d get lucky eventually. There had to be some people he could bully into working for him. It wasn’t like he’d pay poorly. He was just unlucky when it came to recruiting, at least so far.
He took a long pull from his pint while checking the bar over. If he couldn’t find the right kind of people here, then he might as well make a little money. Emptying the cash wouldn’t hurt, especially in a place like this that dealt exclusively in hard currency instead of electronic money.
There were two kids sitting at the counter. One of them was looking back in his direction, and he caught her eyes. For a moment, he found himself freezing up, then the spell broke and he shook his head and refocused. Did he know her?
Kevin didn’t exactly spend a lot of time staring at brats. They were usually harmless, if annoying, and he didn’t like interacting with kids at the best of times.
The last time he’d seen kids was… that little fight with some heroic brats that had tried to stop him from robbing that money truck.
He sat up straighter, then eyed the girls more carefully. There were two of them, sitting at the bar and sharing a plateful of fries. They had sodas, with straws. They looked like normal kids, but what were kids doing in a bar?
Then he blinked as he noticed that one of them, the one in a grey hoodie that hadn’t starred his way, had a tail hanging out the back of her pants.
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He had seen it already, of course, but he’d dismissed it as some sort of childish costume or something innocent.
But a normal costume wouldn’t be wagging like that.
Kevin stood up, the bench squelching a bit beneath him, then he made his way across the room towards the girls.
The tailless one glanced back and saw him coming. She smacked her friend on the arm, then they both jumped off their stools and slipped out of the bar. The barkeep, an older woman, frowned as they left. “Hey!” she called after the pair.
She didn’t move to follow them as they slipped out.
Kevin might have tried to go after them, but the bar was a little packed and unless he wanted to barrel through people, it wasn’t going to be easy to run out.
Instead he went to the counter. “What’s up with those two?” he asked with a gesture to the door.
The barkeep turned to him, then looked him up and down with narrowed eyes. He felt a little awkward for a moment before he squished the sentiment. A guy asking about two unattended girls was a little suspicious, he supposed.
“They looked a bit young to be here,” he explained.
“Yeah, well, they were waiting for someone to pick them up,” she said. “Maybe she arrived.”
“Yeah, okay,” he said. He wasn’t going to push it further than that. A glance around the bar again, and he decided that it was a bit of a bust. Plus, he was a little worried. What if they were here to ambush him?
Then again, they’d been here since before he arrived, and they left in a hurry once he started to approach them. It was probably just a coincidence.
But also, why were kids in a bar?
If it was just a coincidence, then it was a strange one. If the two little would-be heroes were adult women, then he’d dismiss it as just pure happenstance, but they shouldn’t have been here to begin with.
Kevin sighed. And here he wanted to have some lunch before getting down to work. He stepped out of the bar, shrugging his coat on better. Charlotte was parked out front, looking rather sleek next to some grungy old motorcycles. He walked over to her, and popped the little side-saddle trunk on her side open. His supervillain mask lay within.
He grabbed it and tucked it into his coat, then he eyed the rest of the stuff in the scooter’s container. He had a couple of guns, a retractable baton, and some pepper spray cans. Everything someone might need to cause some trouble.
He figured he wouldn’t need it just yet, not for a couple of kids.
He patted Charlotte’s container closed, then turned and searched the streets for his quarry. He found them relatively close. Two girls being chastised by a third not so far off, with a fourth girl standing near them, arms crossed.
The two newcomers were in costume.
Kevin worked his jaw. This was definitely something like an ambush in the making. Maybe one that he’d foiled by being proactive.
He considered just leaping onto Charlotte and riding away. It would be the safer option.
He cracked his knuckles and started forwards. Safer didn’t mean better. If he wanted this to be his city, then he needed to put any sort of hero in their place.
Walking towards the girls, Kevin allowed himself to grin. His heart was beating faster already, his breath came quicker too. The fight hadn’t even started and already he was getting excited for it.
The girls saw him coming, of course, the one with the crossed arms first, and she tugged the sleeve of the other costumed girl.
“Damn,” he heard her mutter. “Owlwatch, Bandit, get behind me. Ursa Minor, play for time.”
“You’re on my turf,” Kevin said. They wanted to play for time? That could only mean that they didn’t expect to be able to pull a victory. He’d won already, all he had to do was the fun part.
“This ain’t your turf,” the chubby one with the crossed arms said. She glared. “This is the Boss’s city, so how about you wobble your butt out of here, Shakes.”
“My name,” he growled while reaching into his coat for his mask. He slid it easily into place over his face. “Is Rattles.“
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- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety