Chapter Thirty-One – Bears Just Wanna Bear
Spending a weekend day at Steffie’s place was kinda cool. At least, Teddy enjoyed herself. Steffie was really bad at soccer, but it was fun to see her stumbling around, and the entire time, Steffie had a smile that was almost bear-like in its ferocity.
The playtime came to an end though. Teddy was hungry, Steffie’s legs were sore, and the older people like Big Sis had decided to get out of the sun to chat.
Teddy and the others were pushed to the living room with snacks and juice boxes and the older people stayed by the kitchen to talk. Teddy found her attention somewhat split between talking with her friends and the filthy capitalist propaganda on the TV. The between-cartoon commercials were loud and flashy and awesome looking, but Teddy knew that it was all a terrible facade designed to trick her brain into wanting to buy all the cool stuff they had.
That didn’t mean it didn’t work. She still wanted the stuff. She just didn’t want to buy it like a happy little capitalist would. Maybe she could convince the Boss to burglarize a toy store?
Steffie wobbled over to a couch and her eyes narrowed. Then she did a three-point turn so that the back of her legs hit the edge of the couch. She sat. It was clearly a bit awkward, with her legs at a perfect square angle, but it worked well enough, even if Teddy wasn’t sure she’d be able to un-sit.
“Do you think I could go to school?” Steffie asked.
“School?” Athena repeated. “With those legs?”
Steffie nodded rapidly.
Athena eyed the legs for a moment, then shook her head. “No, not those.”
“Why not?” Steffie asked.
“They’re too obviously made by Maple. People would know that they’re special, and then they’d get all prissy about it. You know how adults can be. ‘Is this safe,’ ‘what if it breaks’ ‘can she kick someone into tomorrow with those?’ And a bunch of other dumb questions.”
Steffie pouted, but the answer seemed to mostly satisfy her. The question itself, however, nagged at Teddy. “Why would you want to go to school?”
Steffie looked surprised at the question. “Why wouldn’t I? Don’t you want to?”
Teddy shrugged. She’d never given it much thought, and when she did, school seemed boring. She already had lessons with Miss Headerson which were hard enough. Sometimes the Boss would teach her stuff too. Who wanted to sit in some boring room when they could learn on the job, especially when the job was awesome stuff like pulling heists and fighting heroes?
“Sounds boring,” Teddy said.
“No way!” Steffie said. “Mom’s a teacher, and she really likes school. There’s a lot of people to make friends with, and you learn stuff together, and there’s like, tests and recess and sometimes if you’re good they’ll watch movies.”
“You can watch movies at home,” Athena pointed out.
“Yeah, we do all of that already,” Teddy said. “And without some non-Boss boss telling us to behave.”
Steffie shook her head. “You just don’t get it,” she said.
Teddy agreed, she really didn’t. But at the same time, something about all of this worried her. “Why do you want to go to this school thing so much anyway?”
“I… don’t know, I just want to,” Steffie replied with a shrug.
Soon after, the Boss, minion Sam, and Miss Headerson returned from their chit chat. Unfortunately, Steffie had to step out of the new legs for the moment. She was disappointed about it, but perked up when she learned that Maple was going to use the old legs to make newer, better legs. Soon she was back in her chair, looking a lot smile-y-er than usual, and she wasn’t an un-smiley person to begin with.
“Alright gang, time to go home,” the Boss said before placing a hand on Maple and one of Trinity’s heads.
Teddy felt a little detached as they said their goodbyes, traded hugs with Steffie and Miss Headerson, then started the trip back to base. Once they were back in the van, with Teddy squeezed in at the back behind Sam who was at the wheel, she found herself still wrestling with the concept of school.
Would it be… fun?
She figured it wouldn’t be, but maybe it was something she could investigate? She leaned back in her seat and watched the world slip by outside. It struck her again just how many ads she was seeing all the time. Images of food that looked too tasty to be real, pretty women in nice dresses that wouldn’t fit Teddy in a million years, smiling heroes being all yucky and hero-like.
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She’d seen it all before, but it hadn’t bothered her. Now she was feeling… something.
“You okay?”
Teddy looked up and found Athena glancing at her. They were near the overpass, Sam parked in a lot not too far from the base. The others were heading out already but Teddy had zoned out. “Uh, yeah yeah, I’m coming,” she said.
Surprisingly, Athena stayed by her side. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing’s wrong,” Teddy said.
“Something looks wrong,” Athena replied.
“Your face is wrong,” Teddy shot right back.
Athena rolled her eyes, then she shifted to the side and bumped her shoulder against Teddy’s. “Something’s going on in your head. I can feel it. It’s annoying you. If you tell me I’ll stop bothering you.”
Teddy grumbled, but she knew that Athena could be super hard-headed when she wanted to be. There was no point in fighting her. “I was just thinking a lot. About like, school and stuff. I dunno.”
“You wanted to go after all?” Athena asked.
“What? No. It sounds awful.”
“Hmm. then tell me what you’re thinking, and then you can relax.”
“Why would that make me relax?” Teddy asked.
“Because then I can do the thinking for you. I’m much better at it,” Athena said without a shred of self-doubt.
“Just feeling weird.”
“About school?” Athena asked.
“Kinda,” Teddy said. She reached up and picked at the side of her nose. “It’s like, I don’t wanna go. It’s stupid and boring. But Steffie does. And I guess I don’t get why.”
Athena was quiet for a moment as she thought. “Maybe she just wants to have a normal life?”
Teddy looked at her sister. “Normal? Like what we have?”
“I don’t think we’re normal,” Athena said. “But we have the Boss, we do cool stuff, we’re all villains, so we obviously know better. But I still don’t think that’s normal. Normal is what most people do, and we don’t do that.”
“I guess,” Teddy said before going quiet. She hadn’t thought of that before. Her life felt pretty normal. Sleep, wake up, poop, eat, sometimes beat up a hero or another villain or steal some stuff, do what the Boss said, then go back to sleep again.
“Our normal’s not other people’s normal,” Athena continued. “And Steffie’s… nice, but she’s kind of normal-normal, you know? Except for the whole wheelchair thing, and she’d probably like to be even more normaler.”
“Hm,” Teddy chewed on the thought.
“Feeling better?” Athena asked after a while.
“Maybe. I mean, yeah. Just weird to think about.”
Athena grinned. “At least you’re thinking. Don’t do too much of that, you might hurt yourself.” She dodged Teddy’s shove, then laughed. “Maybe we can do something fun instead of hurting your head?”
“Something fun?” Teddy asked.
Athena’s eyes were glimmering. It was a dangerous look. “How about we go to school after all?”
“What? Why?”
“No no, not the normal way. We can sneak into a school, then remind them how we’re the best! I bet there’s a lot of stuff worth taking in there.”
“I’m in,” Trinity said as she popped up between them.
“How long have you been listening?” Teddy asked.
Trinity blinked. “The whole time? But I forgot most of it. Except the bit about stealing from a school. That sounds fun!”
Teddy considered it for a bit. “We can’t tell the Boss,” she finally said. It would have to be a secret between sisters, but not Big Sis.
They arrived at the overpass, and then the Boss paused by the entrance. “Alright girls, I’m going to be heading out with Sam and Maple. We need some supplies again, and I figured that getting things now would be better than waiting. Can you behave yourselves while we’re out?”
“Sure thing, Boss!” Teddy said.
Athena and Trinity nodded along, then they slipped into the opening corridor of the bunker. The door shut, and the three of them looked at each other.
The timing was almost too perfect.
“We’ll have to wait a bit for her to get further away,” Athena said.
“One of me can stay here,” Trinity said. “So that I can make a mess so it looks like we were here the whole time. I bet I can stuff some pillows in Teddy’s bed and say she’s sleeping.”
Teddy grinned, a lot of the worry she’d been feeling bleeding away. This was going to be fun!
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety