Chapter Fifty-Three – Healpats
The first order of business the next day was classes. The weekend was over, the time she could ignore her school schedule was past. She had to keep her grades up, and that meant paying attention in her lectures and doing all of her work.
It was… surprisingly difficult to sit in the back of the class and listen to a lecture about some long-dead author’s work being dissected for meaning that the author probably never intended for anyone to read into it.
It was empty. Not as exciting as the conspiratorial late-night phone calls with info brokers and the day spent patrolling the streets with real live heroes.
It was, essentially, not as fun as doing the whole hero thing, even if the hero thing was terrifying.
Emily returned to the dorm in the afternoon and found both of her sisters cuddled up together on the mattress, hugging each other close. Athena was wearing her leather jacket over her PJs and Teddy was drooling into her smaller sister’s hair.
She sat on her chair after setting her backpack to the side and made herself comfortable as she thought.
Was it worth it?
The risks were high. The rewards were kind of pitiful.
And yet she still wanted to do it.
“Was Teddy right?” she wandered to the near-empty room. Did the system give her villainy as a morality because she wanted that kind of freedom?
She kind of doubted it, and eleven in the morning was not the right time for navel gazing. There were more productive things she could have been doing.
“Status.”
| Name: Emily Wright | ||
| Alignment: Villain | ||
| Alias: The Boss | ||
| Level: One | ||
| Powers | ||
| Sister Summoning | ||
| Create Sister | Rank 2 | |
| Sisterportation | Level 1 | |
| Double Trouble | Level Max | |
| Points | ||
| Power Slots: 0 | Skill Upgrades: 4 | Skill Slots: 1 |
She had points to invest, and a few things to think about. Notably, her Sisterportation power. It was at level one, whereas Double Trouble, the power that gave her Athena, was at Max. The obvious conclusion was that some skills were direct passive upgrades and didn’t have any way to improve.
She could put points into Sisterportaion, likely cutting down on the cooldown to use it, which was admittedly pretty high. But before that.
Do you wish to spend a Skill Slot Point on the Power: Sister Summoning?
Emily nodded,
New Skill Unlocked!
Healpats has been added to your Power’s Skills!
“Status.”
| Name: Emily Wright | ||
| Alignment: Villain | ||
| Alias: The Boss | ||
| Level: One | ||
| Powers | ||
| Sister Summoning | ||
| Create Sister | Rank 2 | |
| Sisterportation | Level 1 | |
| Double Trouble | Level Max | |
| Healpats | Level 1 | |
| Points | ||
| Power Slots: 0 | Skill Upgrades: 4 | Skill Slots: 0 |
Emily flicked her fingers at the screen, wishing it gone, and it disappeared. She tried to open her skill status page the same way, but it didn’t work. “Status Healpats.”
| Healpats | |
| Sister Summoning | |
| Level One | |
| Allows you to heal minor injuries or sickness with an application of pats to a sister’s head. | |
| Activation: | Physical Contact |
| 600 second cooldown | |
That sounded like it had a lot of potential. She raised a hand and patted her head, but nothing happened. So it didn’t work on herself, which was too bad, she could use a little bit of magical healing every once in a while.
This book’s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.
It was probably worth investing in, at least a little.
“One Skill Upgrade point to Healpats,” Emily said.
Healpats has reached Level Two!
Cooldown reduced to 540 seconds!
She considered that for a moment. That was handy. “Another two points to Healpats.”
Healpats has reached Level Four!
Cooldown reduced to 420 seconds!
That was seven minutes between healings, and as far as she could tell, those healings were relatively weak overall. It was better than nothing. If she found some time, she could work on doing a few more quests to reduce that to something more useful, but she wouldn’t look that gift horse in the mouth.
With a sigh, Emily got up before her legs fell asleep under her and she moved over to her sisters. She shook their shoulders and smiled as they blinked awake.
“Hey girls,” she said.
Athena was the first to wake up. “Sis?”
“Yup,” Emily said. She pushed Athena’s hair out of her face. “You especially, we need to get you costumed up. I think we’ll be going out for a mission today, and… and I think it would be a good idea if we talk about it properly before heading out.”
Athena yawned, stretched her arms and legs out to push Teddy off her, then started to climb to her feet. “Proper communication is key to successfully leading a villainous life,” she said as she fumbled with her glasses.
“Something like that,” Emily agreed. She shook Teddy. “Hey, wake up, sleepy bear. You’ve been in bed for over twelve hours.”
“That’s it?” Teddy asked as she looked around blearily. “That’s not much.”
“I don’t think anyone else would agree,” Emily said. “Come on, we have to get ready, and then we’ll be grabbing a bite to eat later, alright?”
Teddy scratched at her exposed tummy, then nodded. “Yeah, alright.” She rolled over and got up as well. “What’s for breakfast?”
“Lunch, actually,” Emily said. “It’s a bit late for breakfast.”
Teddy frowned, thought about it, then nodded. “What’s for lunch?”
Emily stood up. “Lunch is for after the two of you get ready. Athena, we have some things around to make a costume for you. A temporary one, at least. Teddy, can you pack yours up in a bag to go?”
“Yeah, sure thing Boss.”
“Can I keep my jacket as part of my costume?” Athena asked. “I want to look tough.”
Emily looked at the rough old jacket. It was thick enough leather, with steel studs on the collars and lapels. It looked very 90s punk, but it likely offered more protection than her own costume. “Sure,” she said. “First thing’s first though, I want to start with you, Athena.”
“I’ve been thinking about this, as I do with all things,” Athena said. “I should get a wig.”
“A wig?”
Athena nodded, then gestured to her hair. It was on the paler side, and rather distinct.
“Ah, that’s fair,” Emily said. “But I don’t have anything wig-like around for now. I guess… a hat? I think I have a baseball cap somewhere.”
Athena nodded. “That might work for now. Oh, and I’ll need a really big mask, because I have glasses.”
“Ah, right. Maybe a scarf then? Something to cover the lower half of your face?”
“Can it be really long and cool looking?” Athena asked.
Emily got up and moved over to her drawers. She had a few scarves, thick woolen ones to tough out the winter’s chill. She found a nice red one. It wasn’t too long, but on Athena it might well be as tall as the girl. “Here, how’s this?”
“Alright!” Athena said. “Red’s a tough colour. And I’ll need pants too. And big boots.”
“I’ve got boots,” Teddy said. “You can’t have boots too.”
Emily pat Teddy on the head. “It’s okay. You can both have boots, there’s nothing wrong with that.”
Teddy blinked. “Hey, can you do that again?” she asked as she grabbed Emily’s hand and brought it down atop her head again. She frowned. “No, that didn’t work this time.”
“Ah, I got a new skill,” Emily said. “Healpats. I think we just triggered it.” Emily looked at her palm, but it didn’t feel any different than usual. “How did it feel?”
Teddy frowned. “You know when someone runs their fingers through your fur?”
“N-no?” Emily said.
“Oh, right. Well, it felt like that, but warm. It’s nice.” She grabbed Emily’s hand and placed it on her head again. “Is there a cooldown or something?”
“Yeah, about seven minutes,” Emily said.
“Hey! It’s my turn to get patted next,” Athena said.
“There aren’t enough pats out there to heal whatever’s wrong with you,” Teddy said.
“Teddy,” Emily said. “I thought you of all girls would be keen to share?”
Tedy blushed and looked away. “Yeah, alright. Fine.”
Emily shook herself and pulled Athena over closer to her drawers. She tapped one near the bottom with a foot. “Can you check through your clothes for something simple to wear? I think in this case it might be best if you just go unnoticed.”
“I can do unnoticed,” Athena said. “And if someone does notice me, then I’ll make them notice all sorts of other things instead.”
“Yeah,” Emily said. She tried on a smile and looked around her room, memorizing where everything was, just in case. “Alright. Let’s get everything ready. We have some shady guy to meet before we head out.”
“And lunch,” Teddy said.
“And we need to grab lunch,” Emily agreed.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety