Chapter Sixty-Five – Toast and Ice Cream
“Is it clear?” Emily asked.
Maple nodded. Emily couldn’t see her eyes with her mask on, but the way her lips were pursed suggested that the little gadgeteer was taking things very seriously indeed. “It’s down now, I promise.”
Emily nodded, then gestured to Trinity. “Bandit, want to go in first?”
“You got it, Boss,” Trinity said. She gave Emily a sloppy salute, then ran up the final few stairs and into the room beyond.
They were stuck in the staircase just after the prison cells. Earlier, they’d turned a corner and come face-to-face with a large mounted turret that click-clicked ominously as it tried to shoot at them. Since then, Emily had been taking things a bit more slowly.
The consequences of that were behind her. An interrogation cell where they’d found two chairs with the remains of ropes left hanging around them. No Alea Iacta. Trinity and Teddy both confirmed what happened though. He’d been taken by a group of enemy minions and a woman that was probably-definitely a mask of some sort. She had the domino mask and the strange costume for it.
Had she been faster, they would have saved Alea already. Had she been slower, they might not have any idea of where he went.
Emily set aside the self-recriminations. She had the rest of her life to remember all the embarrassing mistakes she made in full, glaring detail. At the moment she had a job to do.
“It’s safe!” Trinity said. There was a back and a clang, and Emily followed Trinity into the room, the rest of her sisters and Glamazon tagging along.
Trinity had tipped the turret over, so it pointed off to the corner. Maple ran over to it, the little device she’d made to turn the turrets off (which she’d cobbled together from two walkie-talkies, some tin foil, a paper towel roll, and some chewing gum) held close to her chest. Reaching down, Maple patted the turret. “I’m sorry,” she muttered.
Emily had the disturbing impression that in the near future they’d be finding all sorts of similar turrets around their base and home.
The room wasn’t all that large. There was a staircase leading up to the right, and a door at the end of the room. “Which way?” she asked.
Maple jumped up and looked at her tracker, then she pointed mutely to the door ahead of them.
“Okay. Ursa Minor, get ready to burst through and go full-bear mode. Bandit, one of you on each flank, one stays behind. Glamazon, explosions above, get them looking the wrong way. Owlwatch, if there’s someone there, hit them with the full fear blast.”
With her instructions handed out, the group moved. Teddy–who was still a little embarrassed about the incident with the doorway earlier–barged through the exit as a normal girl, then immediately turned into a grizzly.
Glamazon was quick to flick a few of her distraction balls through the gap above Teddy where they exploded and filled the area beyond with scintillating lights.
An alleyway?
Emily waited for Trinity to be through before she followed out, Glamazon right on her heels.
They were in an alley, one just wide enough that a car could drive through it without too much difficulty.
At the end of the alley was a van with the address and logo of a plumbing company on its side. It was currently crushed into the side of a familiar hatchback. Sam, in a rather normal outfit and without her minion mask, was shouting at one of the mooks from across the roof of her car.
“What do you mean, why was I there? I’m allowed to park here! You were going like fifty out of this alley, that can’t be legal! Why’re you wearing that stupid hat anyway, huh? Maybe you hit me because you couldn’t see?” Sam was shouting to a mook who was shouting at her to get her car out of the way. “I’m not moving until the police show up! I need a report for my insurance!”
Emily pieced things together in a single moment. The villains had Alea in the van. They’d likely tried to book it out of the alley. Then Sam parked her car at the entrance and the Cabal mooks and mask had rammed right into it.
From the looks of things… well, Emily wasn’t an expert of any sort when it came to cars, but usually when the airbags were popped and the car’s doors were squished in that badly, the whole thing was a write-off.
The van’s side-door opened and five mooks stumbled out of it. Then, from the passenger side, came the Cabal’s mask.
Emily’s sisters fanned out a little until they blocked off the entire alleyway, with Teddy in the centre, Trinity around her, and the rest a little further back.
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“Whelp, I’m out of here,” Sam said before she ran off.
Emily looked at the group before her, then she locked eyes with the Cabal mask. If she had to guess, this was Spin-to-Win… maybe. She wasn’t certain of that yet.
“So, you’re the ones causing all of this mess?” Spin-to-Win asked. She stepped up and came to stand next to her mooks. The mooks pulled out simple weapons. Batons and combat knives. No guns, surprisingly. Was Maple’s jammer still functioning? “Barely more than a gaggle of children.”
“Hey!” Athena said. “We’re not a gaggle of anything, ugly.”
Spin-to-Win perked an eyebrow at that. “I’m sorry, child, but you’ll find me rather immune to insults aimed at my physicality.”
Athena huffed. “He’s some sort of shapeshifter. Also, he’s actually a guy. Even if he has like, boobs.”
“That’s so weird,” Teddy, who was currently a bear, grumbled.
“And now that one has become very interesting,” Spin-to-Win said. She.. he? Was eyeing Athena in a way that Emily did not like.
So she stepped up and instantly became the centre of everyone’s attention. Which happened at about the same time as she realised that she didn’t know what it was she intended to say. “G-give us back Alea Iacta,” she decided on.
It was a nice, fairly neutral statement of intent. They were here for their sorta-friend and her sorta-minion. The Cabal had him, so they demanded him back. Nice and simple as far as social interactions went. Even the implied violence if Spin-to-Win didn’t comply wasn’t all that complex as far as subtext went.
“We’ve lost a fair deal today already, don’t push us any more than you have, or you might find your luck turning,” Spin-to-Win said. They snapped their fingers and with a woosh, both hands were covered in flames.
“Cool,” Bandit said. “I want fire-hands.”
“I could make something that does that,” Maple muttered.
Emily would have to absolutely nix that idea later. The last thing she needed was Trinity running around setting dumpsters on fire. Her life was enough of a burning dumpster already.
“We don’t want to fight,” Emily said. “But if it comes to it, we will win.”
The villain was outnumbered quite spectacularly already.
“Oh, we don’t need victory. We just need to escape.”
Then things grew really complicated in a matter of seconds.
A pair of fireballs raced across the darkened alley on a course to hit Emily and Glamazon. Glamazon ducked, but Emily was too slow. That was, until Athena shoved her out of the way and she gasped as the warm ball of roiling flames licked past her side.
She stumbled, then glanced towards the Cabal folk just in time to see one of the mooks underhand something in their direction.
It clinked on the ground, a small metal ball that was immediately recognizable thanks to countless movies and games. A grenade.
“Awesome!” Bandit shouted.
She ran forwards and scooped up the explosive, then with a wild grin on her face, she ran towards the mooks.
“Toast for the toast god! Death brings glory! I have a bomb!” she cackled as she sprinted all-out towards the mooks who panicked and turned tail.
Emily gasped and hugged the nearest of her sisters close. She was bowled over a moment later as Teddy brought her down and covered her in smothering fur.
The grenade went off with a teeth-rattling loud bang.
“Oh, I died,” Trinity muttered.
Emily blinked and took in the scene. She was hugging Maple, Athena and one of Trinity close while Teddy stood protectively over them.
“Aww, it wasn’t a bomb grenade, just one of those flashy ones,” Trinity complained.
“Hey, could use your help here!” Glamazon shouted.
She was flinging her light balls forwards, some of which were expertly intercepting fireballs out of the air and creating those familiar, and very distracting, bursts of light.
The mooks were stunned behind Spin-to-Win who was… flinging fire out blindly?
“Bandit, get him!” Emily snapped.
Trinity ran ahead with a gleeful yell and launched herself forehead-first into the villain’s gut.
There was a bright flash of flame, and Trinity ‘popped’ away.
The villain stood, spun, and with a grunt, started to run away.
“Wait!” Emily called out. “Leave him. It’s not worth it.”
They’d won here. Capturing Spin-to-Win would just lead to them having to answer a lot more questions.
“Good call,” Glamazon said.
“Thanks. Let’s tie these guys up, then free Alea. I think we need a break too.”
“Ice cream?” Teddy growled.
That perked all the others right up.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety