Chapter Forty-Eight – Reading the Room
Emily scoured her purse for change. She had a little pouch where she’d put her small change, but she wanted to be sure she had enough to make the call.
Before her, pressed up against a tiled wall, was a payphone. It was very 90s, with yellowing plastic sides and a curly-tailed cord attached to the phone itself. At least it wasn’t rotary or anything like that.
“Ah,” Emily said as she found another quarter.
No wonder cellphones had become so popular, just getting the money out to use the payphone was a nightmare.
Emily checked the number she had on her phone, then slid a few coins into the coin slot before dialling. She tucked the phone against her shoulder, head tilted to the side to keep it in place while she put her cellphone away.
It dialled twice before someone picked up. “How can I assist you?” a smooth, familiar voice asked.
“Um, hello Handshake,” Emily said.
“Ah, if it isn’t the Boss,” Handshake replied. He sounded jovial enough, though Emily wouldn’t call herself an expert at reading people’s moods from their voices. “How can I help you today? And I hope you’re not calling from your own phone. You never know who might be listening in.”
“I’m not,” Emily said. She considered what to say next. There were a few things she wanted to know, and Handshake’s entire business was about giving people the information they wanted. “Can we set up an exchange?”
“Oh, of what sort?” he asked.
“There are a few things I’d like to know. About, ah, clowns and Cement and the city in general, I guess.”
“Eauclaire has been growing interesting as of late, hasn’t it? I think I have a few questions for you, too. Do you remember the place where we first met?”
Emily could recall that well enough. A bar beneath a coffee shop. It wasn’t too far from where she was now, actually. “Yes, I do.”
“Will you be available in… say, an hour and a half? At around two thirty?”
“You want to meet?” Emily asked. “Um. Yes, okay, I can do that.”
“Wonderful!” Handshake said. “I’ll see you there. Ah, will you be bringing your furry little friend?”
He was probably talking about Teddy. “No. She’s going to stay at home,” Emily said. She didn’t say anything about Athena, or Trinity. Emily would be foolish to leave the base without any of her sisters with her. “Is that all?”
“Seems so. I’ll be seeing you soon.”
The line went dead and Emily hooked the phone back onto its cradle. She placed her extra quarters onto the old phonebook at the base of the booth, just in case.
“What’s going on, Boss?” Athena asked.
“We’re going to visit Handshake at the coffee shop and bar he hangs out at,” Emily said. “He said not to bring any furry… friends, but I think you should come. One of Trinity too.”
Athena grinned. “Oh, you’re smart!” she said.
“I am?”
“Yeah. I’ve got feathers, not fur, and most of Trinity won’t be there at all, so it doesn’t count as though you actually brought her, right?”
“Um, sure,” Emily said.
Athena nodded solemnly. “I’m going to be just as good as you when it comes to picking what’s true or not one day, don’t worry!”
That was terrifying. “Take your time, please,” Emily said. “And remember not to use villainous tricks on your sisters, okay?”
“Okay, Big Sis,” Athena agreed.
If Emily couldn’t stop her sisters from being themselves, maybe she could at least convince them to behave around her. It was a small, faint hope. “Trinity?” Emily asked. She looked around the platform before letting out a sigh. “Trinity, stop poking at the trash.”
“Okay!” Trinity said with a cheer as she ran over. “Wasn’t anything there anyway.”
“No one’s ever really used this station, it’s not surprising that there isn’t much here,” Emily said. “Okay, we’re going to head over to meet Handshake right away. Trinity, can your other yous tell Sam that we’re heading out to meet him?”
“I can do that!” Trinity said. She smiled and bobbed her head from side to side.
“Have you?” Emily asked.
“Oh. It’s my turn to play against Alea Iacta, and my other me’s pooping.”
Emily sighed. “I think this might be more important.”
Trinity frowned. “Okay, but you told us that wiping’s important.”
“I meant this is more important than the game. Just… tell Teddy that I said so, and that you can take the next round too, okay?”
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“Alright!” Trinity cheered.
Emily took her feelings, balled them up, then shoved them into a deep dark hole where they wouldn’t bother her for a while. “Okay let’s head on out.” With that said, Emily led her two sisters towards the upper sections of the station and finally out of the side door that dropped them off into a familiar alleyway.
At some point, Sam had found the keys to the side entrances and had also found the time to make copies. Emily was pretty sure both of those things were illegal, but… she also found that she didn’t care too much.
The coffee shop wasn’t too far away. At a brisk walk, all it took was twenty or so minutes before she was standing before it. Twenty easy minutes. Corralling only two sisters was a lot easier than three. It was almost as if having more of them made it exponentially harder to keep track of them.
The shop hadn’t changed much, it was still a cosy little hipster joint, with low-jazz playing from cheap speakers and a few customers at round tables, some with laptops, others just focusing on their meals alone.
“Alright,” Emily said. “Trinity, your job is to smile and be yourself.”
“I’m good at that,” Trinity said.
Emily patted her on the head. “I’m sure you are. Athena, you have a more important job. Handshake is… clever. He knows a lot, and he’s only somewhat of an ally.”
“He’s one of their neutrals, right? Not a villain, not a hero, all boring?” Athena asked.
“I guess so, yeah.”
“Can’t trust those. They don’t pick a side,” Athena said with a mournful shake of her head. “You want me to put the fear of Boss into him?”
“Only if you think it’s absolutely necessary. We want what he knows, so we don’t want to anger him. Also, he’s not an enemy. Just… maybe try out your new mind-reading powers on him?”
Athena nodded. “Will do, Boss. I’ve been practising hard.”
Emily didn’t want to know on whom she’d been practising. “Okay, we’re going to cross the street now,” Emily said.
Athena and Trinity gave her their hands and Emily made a show of looking both ways, then waiting for traffic to clear up before she crossed with her sisters in tow.
On arriving at the cafe, she made a b-line for the rear. The barista behind the counter looked up, obviously curious. “Uh, just heading down,” Emily said.
The woman nodded, and followed them with her eyes until Emily slipped into the back corridors of the shop.
“She was thinking that we’re suspicious,” Athena said. “Also, she thought you might be a mask.”
“Oh,” Emily said. So much for her disguise if random waitresses could figure out that she had powers. She climbed down the stairs leading into the basement, then pushed the door open.
The basement smelled like cigar smoke and alcohol. It was the same dreary place she remembered. Columns broke up the room, and a few booths lined the sides. The bar was empty, as it had been the last time she visited.
Or almost empty.
Sitting at the same spot as last time was Handshake. He looked better than she remembered. His arm, at least, wasn’t in a sling anymore. He had a laptop on the table before him, the light from the screen illuminating his face.
Not too far from him, leaning against one of the columns, was another man. He had a coat on, with a hood draped over his head, and with the bar’s light behind him, Emily couldn’t make out his features. She only assumed he was a man from the set of his shoulders and the plain clothes he was wearing.
“Ah, the Boss!” Handshake said. He stood up and tied the front buttons of his suit jacket together. “A pleasure to see you again. And you brought some friends.”
“I did,” Emily said. “This is Owlwatch and Bandit,” she introduced her sisters by their code names.
“Hello, I hope we all have an agreeable time, and I hope that this meeting doesn’t come to blows,” he said while extending a hand towards her.
Emily, on reflex, reached out to shake.
Then Athena grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her arm down. “No,” she said. “He’s trying something tricky.”
Emily froze up, then she glared at Handshake. That had been stupid of her. His power was in his name, wasn’t it? What had he asked for? That she’d have an agreeable time and that she didn’t attack him?
“Let’s not,” she said.
Handshake swallowed and lowered his hand. “As you wish,” he said. “Shall we talk, then? What do you want to know?”
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety