Chapter Twenty-Eight – A Perfectly Ordinary Day
It was a little strange to go from a day where everything felt like it was happening all at once, to a rather quiet day where she woke up, showered, went to classes, crammed some homework between breaks, then finished for the day around noon.
All perfectly normal, all perfectly ordinary.
She stopped by an Ims Orton on the way back to the dorm and picked up some doughnuts (not all honey-glazed… but a few of those) and a strong coffee to keep her going, then walked all the way back home.
Again, all perfectly ordinary.
Her room was a bit messier than she liked it, with a pair of very empty pizza boxes left on her desk and a half-eaten box of fries scattered across the floor leading up to the mattress like an evidence trail, but Emily could ignore that.
Teddy was there, sleeping with her tummy exposed and her mouth wide opened. Her entire belly was bloated, no doubt with the two large pizzas she’d devoured the night before.
“Teddy?” Emily asked once the door was closed.
Teddy cracked one eye open and stared at her. She mumbled something that could be vaguely made out as “Boss?”
“I bought doughnuts,” Emily said.
Teddy’s response was a painful groan before she tried to roll onto her side, then failed as both her tummy and the wobbliness of the mattress conspired against her.
“I’ll, uh, put them on the desk,” Emily said.
“Mmmhhmm,” Teddy said.
Emily paused next to Teddy’s bed to look at her arm. The signs of the burn were still there, though they’d gotten a lot less obvious overnight. Teddy was a fast healer, then. That was great. Emily didn’t know how they’d handle a hospital visit.
She set the box of doughnuts on her desk, then stacked up the pizza boxes to one side after checking to see if there were any leftovers (there weren’t). Then, because she was in a cleaning mode, she picked up the fries flung all over and packed everything away next to the door so that she could put it out later.
Then, and only then, did she sit down, pull out her computer, and settle in to look things up while eating. She glanced at her usual haunts first, but even brand new images of kittens and puppies being themselves didn’t spark more than a passing ‘aww,’ so she moved on to looking at the local news.
Not from an actual news site though. She wasn’t made of gold, and those had paywalls. Instead she found the sub-forum for Eauclaire.
The first post at the top had her blood turning to ice.
NewLocal Hero Melaton and Two Unknowns Take Out Pyromaniac Villain!
6.7K Up | 231 Down
“Oh no,” Emily said. With nearly trembling hands she clicked on the link.
Local Hero Melaton and Two Unknowns Take Out Pyromaniac Villain!
Posted: Yesterday 6:54pm By: ArthorMac
Last night at around 4pm local heroine Melaton was seen chasing after an unmasked young man who used fire-based abilities. The known hero was accompanied by two others. A young woman that turned into a bear (Images!) and another who wore a 20s-style gangster costume and who didn’t use any obvious powers.
The arsonist was apprehended when the bear-hero caught him and Melaton knocked him out.
Police have yet to comment, but Melaton’s agent spoke up on Witter saying that Melaton was glad to work with some new up-and-comers to take out a villainous threat.
EDIT: More footage here.
More sources:
Eauclaire Gazette
Hero News Weekly
EDIT: And even more pics!
Posts sorted by: Best Rated
User/TheChub509
28 points Yesterday at 6:56pm
Protip: Don’t piss off the bear.
User/SamMax
24 points Yesterday at 7:07pm
That takedown was brutal. I wonder if it was legal? That’s like, a classic excessive use of force.
2 Replies:
> User/Kat
> 10 points Yesterday at 7:09pm
> Don’t be an idiot. That guy tried to light her ON FIRE! Plus she’s a minor.
> User/TheWanterofAcogs
> 8 points Yesterday at 9:56pm
> kid isn’t even a registered mask. Wtf was melaton thinking bringing her along?
User/TheChub509
23 points Yesterday at 8:02pm
Our new heroes need names!
4 Replies:
> User/MerlinS
> 11 points Yesterday at 8:09pm
> Ursa Minor for the bear girl!
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> User/MomentKiller
> 8 points Yesterday at 8:02pm
> Ursa Minor is a great name! What about the other mask?
> User/SomethingSomething-KidFriendly
> 7 points Yesterday at 9:09pm
> Capone? The Head Honcho? Maybe something more feminine? Femme Fatale?
> User/J-Giannuzzi
> 6 points Yesterday at 9:54pm
> OMG yis!
User/HandshakesThrowawayAccount
18 points Yesterday at 6:56pm
That’s certainly a development!
User/ChaoticSky
17 points Yesterday at 7:05pm
I want to give it pats!
2 Replies:
> User/KentBoy
> 14 points Yesterday at 7:09pm
> She would eat you…. But it would be worth it!
> User/KoalaTodd
> 8 points Yesterday at 8:54pm
>She’s so fluffy!
User/CrazyCoder
15 points Yesterday at 7:05pm
Does anyone have anything on the bad guy in this case? Anything at all?
2 Replies:
> User/Taveri
> 7 points Yesterday at 8:09pm
>
> User/TheWarriorDale
> 4 points Yesterday at 8:09pm
> Not much to go on. Seems like his costume is a… cooks? Looks rather dirty. Powers don’t seem like direct fire-control. More like control over a liquid fire? Napalm maybe? Range and speeds were okay, but not spectacular.
User/Deamion
14 points Yesterday at 9:02pm
So… Ursa Minor merch when?
3 Replies:
> User/BookishWyrm
> 12 points Yesterday at 9:09pm
> My soul for a Ursa plushie!
> User/ShaggyMelsa
> 7 points Yesterday at 9:12pm
> She does seem very marketable. Plus she’s a kid, how hard would it be to just get her to sign off on a contract to sell
> User/GreatOm
> 5 points Yesterday at 9:19pm
>They’d need to join a corp-team, then get an official costume, then have it be signed off on, and then… so yeah, give it like a month.
Emily lowered her head into her hands. There was just so much out there about them. Pictures and videos. She didn’t doubt for a moment that there were some people trying to unmask them already.
Her only saving grace was that they hadn’t been too close to anyone and that the lighting was pretty poor. Most of the pictures were amateurish and poorly made, so maybe there wouldn’t be enough to identify them.
That, and they’d been caught doing something heroic, which was… okay?
Her phone buzzed.
With a sinking heart, Emily pulled the phone out of her purse and checked the number. Melanie’s number was displayed right there for her to see, along with a message.
Mel: You free?
Emily took a deep breath and unlocked her phone to reply.
E-Wright: I am.
Mel: Good. Got some info, but I’m being grilled for yesterday. Sent it to HS to send it to you. Check your mail.
E-Wright: Okay. Thank you.
Emily slid her phone to the side and opened her email client. It didn’t take much to find Handshake’s email. It was the only one that she’d received all week that wasn’t an ad for something or a likely scam.
The contents were surprisingly sparse though, just two addresses. Addresses that Homie could often be found at. Tacked at the end was a rather unwelcome ‘good luck’ from the informant.
Leaning back into her seat, Emily wondered just how wrong everything would go if she headed out there all on her own (with Teddy, of course) and tried to tackle a villain solo.
She didn’t like her odds.
And how would Homie react to losing someone with powers that worked for him?
She bit her lip and fell back onto a breathing exercise to keep her heart rate down. If she couldn’t take on the situation in one go, then she had to break it down.
First, she had to find out where Homie was. Then she had to corner him, preferably with an annoyed Teddy. Then… steal the drive back.
She’d need to be so stupidly lucky for all of that to work out.
Something clicked in the back of her mind and she spun around in her seat. “Teddy!”
“Mmm?” Teddy mumbled.
“Teddy… where did you say you last saw Alea Iacta?”
***
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety