Chapter Twenty-One – Busy City
“Hey mom,” Emily said. She couldn’t help but sound a little sheepish as she replied. Being underground had probably cut off any phone signal she had. She had heard that in some stations and underground places there were these signal repeater things that would allow a phone to work despite the location, but she imagined that those had never been installed in the Eauclair metro system.
“Emily,” her mom said with obvious relief. “Are you okay?”
Emily glanced around. They were heading back to Sam’s car, her sisters trailing out ahead except for one Trinity who was gripping onto Emily’s free hand. “We’re fine,” she said. “We were about to head back home. A… well, a lot has happened, I guess.”
“Okay, good, good. Did you eat yet?”
She couldn’t help the smile. “No, not yet.”
“Then I’ll pick something up and meet you at your dorm, okay?”
“That would be nice, mom,” Emily said. “I’ll talk to you in-person, then?”
It took a bit of back and forth to convince her mom to hang up, and a few embarrassing moments where Emily had to tell her mom that she loved her–with Sam giggling in the background to make everything worse–but eventually she hung up and was able to slip her phone away.
“Looks like we’ll be eating back in the dorm,” Emily said. “You’re, um, welcome to come too, Sam.”
Sam grinned. “Making sure to feed your minions, huh? Just remember that gas isn’t free too, because I can’t afford to drive you all over the place all the time.”
“Right,” Emily said. “I’ll be sure to pay you back as soon as I can.”
Sam bumped her shoulder against Emily, and she almost tripped over nothing from the contact. “Hey, don’t worry about it, Boss.”
Everyone piled into the car, and Emily had to tell Trinity that no, she couldn’t have one of her bodies sit on Emily’s lap in front, no matter how small she was. Once everyone was about as safe as they could be, they took off back towards the school and home.
“So, what’s the next step in your masterplan?” Sam asked. “Anything I can help with?”
“I don’t know,” Emily said. “I think… I think I’m going to call Alea Iacta. See how he’s doing. Then maybe we can continue to investigate Cement’s organization? I don’t like the risk we’re taking with that, but it feels like the only way we can earn any money quickly. I’ll see. I need some time to think.”
“Alright,” Sam said. “Might want to hit while the iron’s hot though.”
“What’s the iron in this analogy?” Emily asked. It was a little strange how quickly she got used to talking to Sam. Maybe being in a position of relative power was making it easier to just… talk to someone. It was something to think about later.
Sam hummed. “I think in this case the iron is your reputation and power. You’re… no, we’re, probably the coolest new heroes in the city.”
“Oh, eww,” Athena said. “I know we’re doing it ‘cause the Boss said so, but that’s still nasty.”
“Yeah,” Teddy said. “Don’t say that kind of thing about us out loud, it’s rude. We’re villains pretending to be heroes. We’re just real good at it.”
Sam rolled her eyes. Fortunately, they were at a red light, so it wasn’t a big distraction from the road. “You know what I meant. The media’s gonna love you. The brats back there are like… a PR goldmine.”
Emily half-turned to see her sisters. She guessed they were kind of cute… maybe? Teddy and Athena were roughhousing, Trinity was picking two of her noses and licking the inside of a chocolate wrapper she’d found… somewhere. She reached back and snapped that out of Trinity’s hands and shoved the wrapper into one of the cup holders in the front. “I guess they’re a little cute.”
“Come on, they’re like, perfect for marketing,” Sam said. “Just saying, there’s a lot of money to be made in exploiting children.”
Emily blinked. “That doesn’t sound very, uh, good?”
“Yeah, I’m not liking this whole idea,” Teddy said. “It’s sounding awfully capitalistic of you, minion.”
Sam raised her hands in surrender. “Alright, alright,” she said. The conversation turned to other things, mostly school stuff. It reminded Emily that she needed to find a way to get her sisters an education. The comment about child exploitation was hitting a little close to home.
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They slid into the parking garage, found a spot on one of the lower floors, then they all exited, the sisters stumbling over each other to get out of the car first. They streamed back up and out of the parking garage, then over to the dorms. Emily couldn’t help but notice that a lot of people were stopping and staring. Her sisters were way too young to fit in around the campus.
It was going to be a problem eventually, especially if they became even mildly popular. Someone would look at the Boss and her five heroic companions, then spot Emily and her five sisters and put two and two together.
Emily unlocked the doors for everyone, some of the pressure leaking off her back as they finally returned to her rooms. “Home at least,” she muttered.
“Yeah!” Teddy agreed. “I missed my bed.”
“That’s not your bed,” Athena said. “It’s the boss’s bed.”
“Well, she ain’t using it now,” Teddy said as she started to climb on.
“Hey, hey,” Emily said. “Go wash up first. Please. We’re all dusty. We don’t want to dirty the bed. Please.”
She herded her sisters into the washroom, then started going through the clothes she had and looked for things for them to change into.
Another visit to the thrift shop was in her near future.
“Man, being a villain-slash-single mom is complicated, isn’t it?” Sam asked as she returned from her own room.
“Tell me about it,” Emily muttered.
A knock at the door followed by a familiar voice calling out her name had Emily rushing over to the entrance.
Her mother was on the other side, her hands gripping around cheap plastic bags. She smelled wonderful, like fried food and spices. “Sweetie,” her mother said. She raised her arms a little. “I brought lunch.”
“You’re going to be really popular here,” Emily said as she let her mom in.
“Step-boss!” came the immediate cheer from her sisters before they swarmed around her mom. The looks in their eyes as her mom started placing paper boxes of thai food on Emily’s desk was just short of worshipful.
Her mom cracked the whip though, and with a snap the sisters were off washing their hands and behaving like the most angelic little creatures ever.
“Your mom’s scary,” Sam muttered as she watched Emily’s mom portion out some of everything into paper plates while admonishing the girls to be careful as they ate.
“I am very scary,” Emily’s mom said with a nod and a knowing smile. “Now, who are you, dear?”
Sam grinned. “I’m Sam, ma’am. Pleased to meet you! I’m Emily’s front-door neighbour, and I guess I’m her minion too.”
“Oh, my little Emily is making friends, that’s wonderful.”
“Mom,” Emily said as she tried to keep the mortification down.
“Call me Claire, Sam. I’m glad Emily has friends that are closer to her own age. Though I wonder if you’re a good influence if you’re so quick to jump into this whole heroing business.”
“No worries ma’am, so far we’ve been perfectly safe,” Sam lied.
Emily’s mom glanced at her, one eyebrow perked. “I do listen to the news, you know. I saw you girls stopping that villain yesterday. Iron Chains, was it?”
“That was a bit unexpected,” Emily said.
“I’m sure. Did you hear about the bank robbery this morning? Some young wanna-be villain held up the entire place and made out with several thousand dollars long before the heroes could show up. It’s normal that these kinds of things happen so soon after Power Day, but this is a lot more excitement than we usually see in Eauclair.”
“I hadn’t heard of that, no,” Emily said. She shifted over to the food and started grabbing some for herself. The room was hardly big enough that she couldn’t continue the conversation. Plus, she was starving. “Did anyone get injured?”
“No, I don’t think so,” Claire said. “A clean robbery. But that does mean that the heroes will be on their guard in the coming weeks until this villain is caught. Eauclaire has never had this much villainous activity all at once before.”
“That… is actually kind of worrying,” Emily said.
Could she end up having some competition? Not that she should care. More villains just gave her more opportunities to act the part of the hero. It was a good thing.
At least, that’s what she told herself while fiddling with some chopsticks over a plateful of pho.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety