Chapter Forty-One – Perfect Plots
Emily considered.
“I…” she paused.
Could she tell the people sitting in front of her that she had no idea what the next step of her plan was? Her sisters would take it well. They might have been little brats, but they had never been anything but supportive. A bit villainous, and their goals for the future and her own didn’t line up, but they were still unequivocally on her side.
It was the others she wasn’t so sure of. Sam wanted to see chaos and turmoil, her story about writing a thesis aside, the girl was way too gleeful about being a minion. Alea Iacta was in it to keep himself safe. The cabal scared him–for good reason–and Emily provided protection from that.
At least, he thought she did. In reality her protection probably wasn’t worth much.
Fabien the Fabulous was a little easier to work with, surprisingly. He was doing his own thing, after his own goals. She just happened to help him twice. That didn’t mean he owed her anything, or that he would be in any way loyal to her.
If she was in his shoes, she’d betray herself in a blink.
Emily leaned forwards, elbows on the edge of the table as she folded her hands before her chin. She needed a bit of a distraction. “Sam,” she said. Sam perked up and sat straighter. “Where are we on that whole protection racket thing?”
“Oh? You want us to push that some more? I’ve been making a few… ah… enquiries, but I haven’t been pressing anything. I’m just a minion, I don’t have the gravitas to get people to spill out their valuables.”
Emily felt a pressure at the front of her head. Definitely a stress-headache. “I… don’t know if we have the option not to press that, at least a little. Maybe we can be selective? Um, only ask businesses that can afford it? Or those that wouldn’t mind?”
“Wouldn’t mind being extorted for cash?” Alea Iacta asked.
Emily felt her cheeks warming. She glared, pushing the blush back as best she could. “Not extortion. Maybe… do we have anything we can offer?”
“Usually a protection racket offers protection,” Sam said. “We could get handsome back there to rob some places if they say no to us.” She flicked a thumb to Fabien who shifted in his seat.
“Or we could have him come to the place we’re protecting, then put on a big show for the proletariat,” Teddy said. “Show them how we’d protect them when the capitalist overlords inevitably turn against them.”
Emily nodded slowly. “That could work, maybe. Do you think we could do advertising? With the, ah, sisters?”
Sam grinned. “Oh, I see where you’re going. Have the kiddos do some advertising, then bam Fabien shows up and they beat him away. Then we charge out the as– out the rear for ‘advertising.’” She made little air quotes. “I bet most sensible business folk will catch on quick. Plus it could be literally good for business, which means more floating cash we can grab.”
“I am… not entirety unamenable to the plan,” Fabien said. “It sounds vaguely like some of the ideas I had drawn up before. Not entirely the same, but similar.”
Emily nodded. “We’ll talk about it more. Sam, can I leave you in charge of finding places that we could work this idea on?”
Sam gave her a thumbs up. “I’m on it, Boss. Give me like, two, three days.”
That was way, way faster than Emily expected, but she worked to keep her surprise tucked away. Maybe that was just what it was like when someone was as extroverted as Sam. If Emily had to phone a shop to set up something like they were talking about, it would take an afternoon to build up the courage to pick up the phone.
“Okay. That’s one thing down. Long-term income is good. What else?”
“The Cabal,” Alea Iacta said.
She winced. “I don’t know how to handle them,” she said.
“Beat ‘em up,” Teddy suggested.
“Make them go insane,” Athena added.
“Steal their underthings,” Trinity suggested.
Emily shook her head. “I think we need to be a bit more subtle.”
“I can be subtle,” Trinity said.
“I… yes, I’m sure you can be,” Emily said. “I think we’re going to have to give the Cabal the, ah, initiative here. Maybe they’ll just leave the city. We put Black Shield in a bad spot today. If we can keep doing that kind of thing, maybe they’ll leave us alone.”
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“Beat them at the PR game,” Sam said. “Yeah, I can see that annoying them.”
Emily nodded. It was, she thought, a terrible idea, more meant to placate Alea Iacta because she had no idea of what to really do.
“How many of them are there, anyway?” Teddy asked. “We can take them on, I bet.”
“I don’t know, exactly,” Emily said. “I have some notes on a few members that moved to Eauclaire recently. I’ll have to look at them again. I think there are at least three all-out Cabal members in the city. Some of the other heroes might be working for them, or with them.”
“What does this Cabal do?” Fabien asked.
“Oh, they’re a super cool secret organisation that empower villains,” Sam said. “They give them gear, and costumes, and help them set up heists and stuff. Then they hit them with their own heroes and take them out.”
“You know a lot about them,” Fabien said.
Sam nodded. “Just got to look into the right forums. The Boss knowing a bunch of actual facts about them helped narrow things down. Remove the lies and false leads, you know?”
“I see,” he said.
“I think their entire gimmick is merchandising.”
“What?” Emily asked.
Sam made a vague gesture in the air before her. “They make some heroes more popular. Those heroes owe them. They sign on to some program or some legal thing. The Cabal then sell their image out to make the big bucks. Advertising deals, their heroic logo on panties, cereal boxes, toys, the whole schtick.”
Emily didn’t know what to say about that, so she just moved right on. “Okay. So we’ll keep an eye out for opportunities to foil the Cabal if we can find any. It might not be easy though. We need better information. I think I know someone for that, but he’s annoying to deal with.”
“Oh, an informant,” Sam said. “Nice!”
“Something like that,” Emily said.
She didn’t want to visit Handshake. The man was skeevy. But he was also afraid of Teddy, and now Emily had even more sisters by her side.
“Okay, what else?” Emily asked. She was pretty proud of the discussion so far.
“Skill Upgrades,” Teddy said. “We all got some, yeah? I bet mine will make me even tougher.”
“Make your skull thicker, maybe,” Athena said.
“Yeah, and the rest of me too,” Teddy enthused.
Emily knew she had two Skill Slots to work with. She didn’t dare use them now. “I think we should save using those for when we’re back home. Just in case,” she said.
Her sisters agreed easily enough.
“In that case… I think that’s it for today’s meeting. Unless anyone has anything to add?” She glanced around the table, feeling a bit like a CEO in a movie. No one spoke up, so she continued. “Good, meeting, uh, adjourned.”
Everyone got up, and Emily found herself the odd one out as the others, sisters included, started to mingle and talk. Athena chatted with Alea Iacta, Trinity went to bother Fabien, and Teddy preached to a smiling Sam about the glorious things she’d read in her little red book.
That was fine. Being alone suited her just fine. She took the time to decompress a little and to work out what she’d say to her mom later. She’d have to at least send a text, hopefully before her mom saw her on the evening news.
After half an hour, Emily stood up, set her phone away, and started to gather up her sisters. “We need to head home, before it gets dark,” she explained.
They had a decently long walk ahead of them. Maybe getting the train to work and parking it next to the campus wouldn’t be a bad idea. It would save her some time, at least.
By the time they got back to the dorms, the day was over, the sun was on its way to setting, and Emily was weary to the bone.
“So, now we can get our skills up?” Teddy asked.
Emily chewed on her lip. “Fine,” she said. “But one at a time. And then it’ll be my turn. We… we might end up with another sister.”
Her sisters were a lot more enthusiastic about the idea than she was. She just hoped that whomever was summoned, they wouldn’t add to the chaos.
Her hopes weren’t very high there, not based on past experience.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety