Chapter Twenty-Four – Skill Check
Sam was the one to carry the cash into their base. She dumped the bag onto their kitchen table, then emptied it out.
It was… well, not immensely impressive, but there were lots of wads of disorganised bills scattered across the table. “Wow,” Emily said.
“Not bad, huh?” Sam asked with a sly grin. “But… this is before expenses. Things aren’t free, and remember, we’re only skimming off of this. We’re skimming a lot but we do need to hand some back out.”
“Right,” Emily said. All of this was in service of a quest. Or several. Which actually reminded her. Emily turned to her sisters who were crowding the entrance to the kitchen and dining room. “Did any of you complete your quests?” she asked.
“I did!” Trinity said with a cheer. “I pickpocketed so much stuff!” Then she raised a garbage bag and dumped its contents onto the table. It was mostly wallets, small purses, a few crumpled up bills, some keys, and half a subway sandwich wrapped in wax paper.
Trinity gasped and swiped the sandwich away, one of her bodies running away with it.
Emily decided not to do anything about that.
“That’s… six wallets, and two purses,” Sam said as she swept her arm across the table and divided things up. “Right, let’s count that money separately, I guess.”
Emily nodded. “That’s fair. I think… Teddy, you had a quest to intimidate people, right?”
“Yup,” Teddy said, sounding immensely proud of herself. “I scared a bunch of them.”
Emily couldn’t recall anyone being scared around Teddy, though she did seem to have gotten a disproportionate number of people asking her to sign stuff. Also, she’d turned into a bear a few times, which she supposed had maybe frightened a few people.
In any case, Emily was just happy that Teddy had accomplished her quest. She glanced at Athena and Maple. “Athena?” she asked.
Athena nodded. “I got a quest to steal people’s secrets. I didn’t tell you about it, though. Is that okay?”
“That’s fine,” Emily said. “Though, maybe let me know, next time?”
“Okay!” Athena said.
And finally, there was Maple. “Ah, um, I got some points from giving everyone their gifts,” she said.
Emily nodded along. That was more than fair. So, as long as they’d made a decent amount of money with their little scam, then Emily would have gained a few points for herself as well.
So she started counting. Teddy got bored with that soon enough, and Trinity followed her back to the living room. Maple and Athena, in the meantime, were eager to help. They stacked all the bills of a similar denomination together into little piles and emptied out the wallets they’d collected.
“What are we going to do with all of those keys and wallets?” Emily asked. The pile was a little daunting. There were cards and driver’s licences and all sorts of stuff there that was probably important to people.
Sam grinned. “Well, how about we give them to the police?” she asked.
“Really? Like, anonymously?”
Sam shook her head. “I have a better idea. Hand it in, and claim that you discovered some thief’s hideout or something while being all heroic and that you found all of these. Easy rep.”
Emily snorted. That was just plain cruel, and definitely the kind of villainous thing that she didn’t want to do. But… well, she did feel a little bad for the people who would now have to get new copies of all their cards. They even had a passport. “Yeah, we can do that,” she said. “Next time I’m out in costume, we’ll dip into a police department, tell them that there’s some dastardly little bandit around, stealing people’s wallets and any candy they have lying around.”
Once the money was stacked by denomination, it wasn’t hard to count the number of bills of each kind. Then it was just a question of doing a little bit of basic math on her phone. “Wow, this is just over four thousand,” Emily said.
“Not a bad haul,” Sam said. “Now, ideally to stop things from looking too suspicious, we should probably hand out about a quarter of this.”
“That’s fair,” Emily said. “Three thousand for us then?”
Sam wiggled her hand in a so-so gesture. “About five hundred for expenses, then you need to pay your minions.” She split the piles as she spoke, and Emily noticed that hers was growing smaller with every split. “Which leaves you with… well, just a smidge over two grand.”
Emily wasn’t going to complain, it was a decent pay for a week’s work. She wouldn’t have minded making a bit more, though.
They divided the money into a few envelopes, and a grinning Sam left with a hefty chunk of their winnings. “I’ll get a receipt from the HRF and the shops. And I’ll try to imply that the others got a bigger chunk of the money, I bet they’ll buy it,” Sam said before she headed out.
Emily wandered to the couch and flopped down onto it. She was burnt right out. It wasn’t even early enough for supper, but she felt like she’d been running around all day long.
“Are you okay?” Athena asked as she carefully sat down next to Emily. The others were currently hypnotised by cartoons on the TV.
“I’m okay,” Emily said with a small smile. “Just a bit tired.”
Athena nodded, then she flopped onto her side, back pressing into Emily.
Maple noticed, of course, and she very carefully, and shyly, left only to come back with Emily’s pillow which she tucked under her head. Then Maple climbed up behind Emily and wrapped one arm around Emily’s waist. She didn’t protest. It was actually comforting.
Still, there was a kernel of worry in her gut, about not doing anything productive. So for the first time in a while, she muttered the magical word. “Status.”
Name: Emily Wright | ||
Alignment: Villain | ||
Alias: The Boss | ||
Level: One | ||
Powers | ||
Sister Summoning | ||
Create Sister | Rank 9 | |
Sisterportation | Level 1 | |
Double Trouble | Level Max | |
Healpats | Level Max | |
Triple Threat | Level Max | |
Menagerie Family | Level 1 | |
Quadruple Quirkiness | Level Max | |
Centre of Attention Taken from NovelBin, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. | Level 1 | |
Points | ||
Power Slots: 0 | Skill Upgrades: 2 | Skill Slots: 0 |
Her progress wasn’t fantastic at the moment. She only had two points to invest into any of her skills. At the same time, only three of her skills could be invested in. Centre of Attention, which she didn’t love. Menagerie Family, which she didn’t use nearly often enough, and Sisterportation.
That last one was probably worth putting some points into. She imagined that it might reduce the cooldown, which could be a life-saver later on.
Still, maybe something would come up? She suspected that if she ended up being caught in some trouble and managed to win, then she might be able to gain another couple of skill slots. That’d mean more options to invest the few points she had.
Out of curiosity, she opened up her sisters’ status screens as well.
Name: Teddy Wright | ||
Alignment: Villain, Little Sister | ||
Alias: Ursa Minor | ||
Level: One | ||
Powers | ||
Were Bear | ||
Rip and Bear | Rank 5 | |
Iron Bear | Level 6 | |
Bearly Hurt | Level 1 | |
Hibearnation | Level 1 | |
Harder Better Fatter Stronger | Level Max | |
Points | ||
Power Slots: 0 | Skill Upgrades: 2 | Skill Slots: 0 |
Teddy had a few things she could invest in as well. It wouldn’t be a terrible idea. Emily made a note to tell her to do so. Unspent points wouldn’t help anyone.
And then Emily realized how hypocritical she was being and subtly put her two points into her Sisterportation skill.
Sisterportation | |
Sister Summoning | |
Level Three | |
Allows you to teleport a sister from anywhere in the world to your side. Instant use. | |
Activation: Vocal Command | |
Cooldown: Three Hours | |
Max Sisters: One |
Her cooldown dropped from twelve hours to three. That was a lot more manageable. Still too much to really be of tactical use, but it was getting closer. If every point dropped the time by half… well, it would only be a few more points before the skill became useful in a fight.
Name: Athena Wright | ||
Alignment: Villain, Little Sister | ||
Alias: Owlwatch | ||
Level: One | ||
Powers | ||
Owl Seeing Eye | ||
Owl Alone | Rank 4 | |
Who’s Hoo | Level 1 | |
Parlimental | Level 1 | |
Scowl | Level 1 | |
Points | ||
Power Slots: 0 | Skill Upgrades: 5 | Skill Slots: 0 |
“Wow, Athena, you have a lot of skill upgrade points,” Emily said.
Athena nodded. “Yeah,” she said.
“You don’t want to use them?” Emily asked.
“My skills are pretty good already. I don’t see the point in upgrading the ones I have. Once I get something really good, then I’ll make it super good with the points I have.”
“Right,” Emily said. “Don’t be shy to use your upgrade points though, we have them for a reason, right?”
“Okay,” Athena said.
Name: Trinity Wright | ||
Alignment: Villain, Little Sister | ||
Alias: Bandit | ||
Level: One | ||
Powers | ||
Eternal Racoon Hurricane | ||
Three’s Company | Rank 5 | |
Sticky Fingers | Level 1 | |
Trinventory | Level 1 | |
Racoon-aissance | Level 1 | |
Hide and Cheek | Level 1 | |
Points | ||
Power Slots: 0 | Skill Upgrades: 4 | Skill Slots: 0 |
Trinity was accumulating some points too. And she had an impressive number of skills. Somehow, Trinity had a gift for stumbling into new skills.
Name: Maple Wright | ||
Alignment: Villain, Little Sister | ||
Alias: None | ||
Level: One | ||
Powers | ||
Builder of the Dammed | ||
Sticks and Stones | Rank 2 | |
Approximate Gnawledge | Level Max | |
Points | ||
Power Slots: 0 | Skill Upgrades: 3 | Skill Slots: 3 |
And then there was Maple. Her youngest sister, and the one with the most catching up to do. But… well, she was getting there.
Things didn’t seem all that bad, Emily thought.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety