Chapter Fifty-Six – The Sleepy
Emily woke with a start as her phone rang.
Her phone was not supposed to ring. Not at home. So she muttered something that even she didn’t understand and tried to snuggle in deeper into her pillows. The motion, of course, unleashed a few elbows and knees, but at this point she was used to it.
The phone rang again.
Some small part of Emily’s brain clicked on, remembering a few odd and only vaguely related facts.
She’d asked Maple to make it so that phones wouldn’t work in their bunker home. Just in case. Then she’d asked Maple to make one exception for a burner phone she bought for cash at a gas station and which she planned on leaving plugged in her room.
Maple had made it so that the phone was ‘untraceable’ somehow. Emily wasn’t super confident in that, but she was willing enough to gamble on it. Maple had made a machine that was meant to get lost, proceeded to lose it, then called the entire thing a success, because anyone tracing the call would also get lost.
It was good enough.
And that phone was now ringing, because it was the only phone that could ring.
“It’s the capitalists, they’re trying to sell us stuff,” Teddy mumbled sleepily. “Telemarketers. All their fault.” She snored, quite loudly, right into Emily’s ear, at least until the phone rang again. “Consequence of the industrial revolution.”
Emily blinked a few times. The room was dark, but her eyes had long adapted to it. “Move, please,” she asked… one of her sisters who was hugging her. The sister moved, and Emily wriggled her way up to the end of the bed.
The phone rang again just as Emily reached it.
She didn’t recognize the number at all. What she did recognize was the time.
Someone was calling her at four thirty in the AM, and Emily was strongly considering giving into any villainous impulses she might have.
Standing up properly, Emily flicked the phone open, then answered. “Yes, hello?” she said before clearing her throat of cobwebs.
“Boss?” a woman asked on the other end of the line. A familiar one, at that, though it took Emily a moment to place her.
“Melaton?”
“Yeah, it’s me,” Melaton said. “But this is… unofficial stuff, alright?”
“It’s four AM.”
“Four thirty.”
Emily pulled the phone away from her head and stared at it. Did the distinction mean anything? “Okay? It’s four thirty. On a weekday. I have… a life? Things… why are you calling?”
“Alright, yeah, I guess you are. Not everyone is a night owl. Look, we’ve got trouble here,” Melaton said. Now that Emily was a little more awake, she could make out the tension in Melaton’s voice.
“Where’s here?” Emily asked.
“Handshake called me up late last night, said that he’d gotten word from a friend of a friend who knows someone who’s a precog of sorts. Not the fancy sort, but the sort that can keep tabs on lots of people for a price?”
Emily didn’t know what that meant, exactly, but it did sound a lot like the kind of shady business that Handshake would get himself up to. “Alright? Is he in trouble?”
“We’re holed up at the cafe,” Melaton said. “The moment we step out, we’ll be ambushed.”
“Ambushed?” Emily asked. “By whom?”
“Whom?”
“It’s… it’s good grammar,” Emily defended. “Do we have time for that?”
“Right. We think it’s Rattles. He’s making a move, and he’s starting it by smacking down anything remotely villainous within his ‘territory.'” The air-quotes could be heard in that one.
Emily started to pace her little room. Something in her chest felt constricted and tight. She didn’t want to face Rattles again. Certainly not at this hour of the night. The name snuck into enough of her nightmares without her having to fight him in the dark.
“What do you want me to do?” Emily asked.
“Well, ideally, ride over with the littlest cavalry and beat the stuffings out of Rattles,” Melaton said. “But barring that, do you think you could get some of your less heroic friends to help?”
“That’s not… fast,” Emily said.
“Oh, right, sorry. I kinda gave you a false impression there. Things aren’t great, but they’re not bad in a quick way. Rattles is skulking around the area. We know that. Saw him on cameras and everything. But he’s not here-here. I don’t think he knows where Handshake’s hiding, just the general area. If we stay put, we’re safe. At least, that’s what Handshake’s friend-of-a-friend says. It’s the moment we step out that we’re screwed.”
“Can’t you take him?” Emily asked.
“Poor matchup,” Melaton said. “Actually, a lot of matchups are poor for me.”
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Emily sighed and ran a hand through her hair. It was a tangled mess at the moment. She’d need a shower and a few minutes with a brush. She glanced back at the bed. There was a tangle of limbs and soft, peaceful breathing. It was comforting, at least compared to the impression she was getting from the call with Melaton.
“I don’t… I need time to think,” Emily said.
“Take your time. We’re just waiting here, hoping the ass doesn’t notice us and decide to bring the ceiling down,” Melaton said, it sounded as though she was trying hard to sound casual.
Emily stopped pacing and took a deep breath. She needed… a few things. Rattles gone was on the top of that list, though. “Do you think we could ambush him?” she asked.
“Maybe.”
Emily definitely didn’t want to face him alone. She’d need allies, even for an ambush. Maybe if this was happening in a week… two weeks? A year from now? She didn’t know if she’d ever be entirely ready to fight him.
“I can think of a couple of people that I could call,” Emily said. “But I don’t know if they’ll want to come. And at this hour, it’ll be hard to even get a ride anywhere.”
“Yeah, I know, but this might be–“
Emily paused in her pacing to stare at the phone. It hadn’t disconnected, but Melaton had stepped mid-sentence. “Hello?”
The phone obviously changed hands. Someone cleared their throat, then talked. “Boss?”
“Handshake?” Emily asked. She was pretty sure this was him.
“The one and only,” Handshake said. “Consider the following, please; I owe you a small but tidy amount at the moment, and you’ll never be able to collect if I’m dead. That, and assisting would put me in your debt. If you remove Rattles from… being an issue, I’ll pay you two thousand. Half that if you just scare him off.”
Emily chewed on her lower lip, that did make it significantly more tempting.Two thousand dollars and probably a favour owed wasn’t a minor thing, especially not with the way she kept burning through her savings. It was tempting, incredibly so…, but it would mean fighting Rattles.
“Alright,” Emily said. “I’ll help. We’ll help. But remember, you owe me, Handshake, and I intend to collect.”
There was a relieved chuckle on the other end of the line. “Deal, Boss. And thank you. It’s a pleasure doing business.”
Emily ended the call, then turned.
She discovered six pairs of eyes staring at her, all of them catching the light in the dimly lit room. “So, who’re we beaten up?” Teddy asked.
“Rattles,” Emily said. “And we’re going to win this time. Can you girls get dressed up? Full costumes and everything. Maple, you have your thing?”
Maple nodded. “It’s ready,” she said.
“Good. I need to make a few calls. Come on, go ahead and get ready, please. Oh, and… Athena?”
“Hmm?”
“Can you turn on the coffee machine?” Emily asked. She’d need it.
Emily checked the phone again. The number she entered was one she’d meticulously memorised. She pressed call, and held the phone to her ear.
The phone rang twice more before someone answered. “Someone had better be dying,” Sam answered on the other end.
“I know,” Emily said. “It’s late. We need a ride. We’ve got trouble. It’s Rattles.”
There was a long silence after, then a sigh. “What do you need?” Sam asked.
“We’re planning an ambush. I need a ride there. It’s kinda far, especially for this late. I’m calling in a few other favours too.”
“Huh, so it’s finally going down. Alright, I’m in. Lemme get dressed. Text me where you wanna meet.”
“Thank you,” Emily said. “I’ll see you soon.”
She hung up, then grabbed her normal phone to check on a number. This time it picked up right away.
“Hey?” a young man said.
“Alea Iacta? Get ready. We’re going to take out the city’s biggest villain tonight. I need your help, and your luck.”
“Ah, shit. Is this why my sleep schedule got all screwed up?”
Emily had no idea what he was on about, but she told him where to meet anyway.
Another number punched in, and this time it took a while before anyone replied. When they did, it was with the sleepiest voice Emily had heard in a while. “Wazza?”
“Jezebelle?” Emily asked. “Are you awake?”
“Huh?”
That was close enough to a yes. “It’s Emily Wright. Remember? I need your help with something… work-related. It’s urgent.”
“Oh,” Jezebelle said, coming awake. “Well, shit.”
“Yeah,” Emily agreed. She explained as quickly as she could, then hung up. The nerves were getting to her. Most of the time, when she called someone, she had to psyche herself up for a few days first. Doing it this quickly was like ripping a bandaid.
But it was done, and now she had to prepare herself for trouble.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety