Chapter Thirty-Six – Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
Nearly everything was going terribly wrong, but at least some things were working out in her favour.
First among those was the distance they had to travel. The Aim Stop that they suspected Fabien was going to attack was only a few minutes walk away from the campus. It was in a busier part of the city, with a four-lane road in front of it and shops lining either side of the street.
Plenty of parking lots and open spaces all around, and, of course, alleyways.
Emily peeked out to see if anything was happening, but other than a few customers slipping in and out of the store, not much was going on.
“Alright,” she said as she backed up. “Girls, I’m really hoping this won’t require us to do anything, but just in case. Masks on. Don’t show your labels no matter what. No using your normal names.”
“Got it, Boss,” Teddy said. “The rest of you can call me Ursa Minor, cause I’m a bear as big as those star things.”
“That doesn’t actually make sense,” Athena said. She looked to Emily. “What about Trinity and me? We don’t have hero names, just our normal names.”
Emily winced. Those were meant to be their heroic names, but at some point that had just become what they were called. She eyed her two sisters. Athena was rocking something of a punk look, with her leather jacket and some ketchup-stained jeans that had a few tears in them. Her big glasses sat on the end of her nose and made her eyes look even bigger as she stared back.
Trinity was in her burglar outfit, big bag with a money-sign hooked to her side. She grinned back, and there was no missing the… racoon-ness of her. “Can I be Trash Panda?” Trinity asked.
“Pardon?” Emily asked.
“Yeah, it’ll confuse people. They’ll think I’m a panda.”
“You’re nothing like a bear,” Teddy said.
Sam snorted. “How about the Holy ones?”
“I don’t have holes,” Trinity said. “Not unless I’m dying or something.”
“No, holy as in… you know, the holy trinity?” Sam asked.
Emily shook her head. “A bit too… meta, I think. And Trinity is many things, but holy isn’t one of them. Besides, isn’t that too big of a hint as to her real name?”
“Yeah, fair,” Sam said. “What about, ah, what’s that dog with the three heads? No, nevermind. Maybe when you get a dog-themed sister. What about Bandit?”
“That’s rather villainous,” Emily pointed out.
“It fits the costume, and she can play up the whole anti-hero angle of things. Besides, she can take refuge in cuteness,” Sam said.
Emily frowned. “I’m pretty sure that’s not a thing.”
“I like Bandit,” Trinity said, which pretty much sealed the deal. She high-fived herself.
“What about you, Athena?” Emily asked.
Athena pursed her lips. “If we were being proper villains instead of pretending to be heroes, then I’d go with something like Paranoia. But since we are pretending to be goody-two-shoes then how about Owlwatch?”
“That works,” Emily said. She leaned back and checked on the shop again. Nothing unusual. “We’re going to have to wait a bit more.”
“Check your quests,” Sam suggested. “I mostly just want to see what that looks like, but I heard that they’re the only way for a mask to get stronger.”
Emily reluctantly nodded. Sam wasn’t wrong. She had originally hoped to avoid having to become stronger at all. But things weren’t working out that way. If she had to use strength to get what she needed, then she might as well do what she could to make that strength a little more… more.
“Girls, can I trust you to pick out good quests for yourselves? Nothing that involves killing or seriously hurting people, or blowing our cover,” she said.
She got five nods back.
Emily wasn’t sure how much she should rely on her sisters’ common sense, but she chose to hope that they knew what they were doing.
She leaned against the edge of the alley, rough brick pressing into her suit-top. It was cool, which wasn’t bad. The weather was slowly turning warmer, but there were still hints of coolness out, especially as the day turned a little late.
With a stray thought, she opened her quest menu and picked through them. A lot were immediately dismissed. Too dangerous, or far too violent, or they pushed her deeper into villainy in a way she didn’t appreciate.
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In the end, she only kept two quests running.
Quest!
The Queen with the Silken Sword, Continued
Become an outstanding member of your community!
Reward: +1 Skill Upgrade point per 10 people who recognize you as “good.” Scoundrel +1 per 10 people who recognize you as “good”!
Quest!
Queen Takes Bishop
Defeat, through subterfuge, manipulation, or force, a rival group of powered individuals!
Reward: +1 Skill Slot for defeating, capturing, or killing a powered adversary. + Villainy for properly securing your territory.
“You know,” Sam said. “I was expecting glowing screens. I know that normies can’t see anything, but still. That’s how they show up in the movies and games, you know?”
“Oh, you can make others seem ‘em,” Teddy said. She pinched her tongue between her lips and narrowed her eyes, then a small screen popped into existence over her hand. It had a quest called Being a Better Bear which asked her to defeat someone in combat for some Skill Upgrade points.
“That is so neat,” Sam said. “Can I take a picture of it?”
“Sure,” Teddy said.
Emily almost stopped her. “Maybe do it with a quest that’s less obviously one of yours?” she asked.
Teddy shrugged and the image changed to something that didn’t mention bears, though it was certainly on the more villainous side.
Emily stuck her head out of the alley again and jolted when she saw who was standing before the Aim Stop. Fabian the Fabulous, in a fresh costume which made him look like a cross between a rogue and a pirate.
“Girls,” Emily said. “It’s time to move in. Trinity, think you can intercept him?”
Trinity nodded. One of her had a coat on over her costume and some big shades. “I’m right on it, Boss,” she said.
Emily gave her head a pat as she ran by. Then she gasped as Trinity sprinted right across all four lanes of the road without even glancing to the side. She spun to face another Trinity. “What did I say about crossing roads?”
Trinity shrugged. “If I don’t see the cars coming, it’s not as scary,” she explained.
“We’re going to have road crossing lessons,” Emily decided. “That counts for the rest of you too.”
“Uh, Boss, there’s other people there,” Trinity said.
Emily whipped around and stared out across the road. Trinity was right. She was standing between the shop and Fabien, clearly talking to him. The people passing by were giving them a wide berth, and Emily could tell that some people were reaching for their phones already.
That didn’t concern her as much as the unmarked van which turned into the parking lot, rumbled over the embarkment on the lot’s edge, then opened up to disgorge half a dozen heroes.
“Let’s move,” Emily said.
She stepped out of the alley, her sisters behind her. Sam remained behind to keep an eye on things. There wasn’t much the woman could do if things turned to a fight. Then again, Emily wished she was the one staying behind.
“Let’s hurry, Boss,” Teddy said. “I wanna kick butts.” She swung a few punches forward, bleeding off some excess energy. Her other sisters were just as hyped up.
“Oh, the heroes are screaming things now,” Trinity said.
Emily looked for a spot to cross the road, but she didn’t have to look for long. The traffic was slowing down as people noticed actual heroes on the roadside. It only took one or two people slowing to a stop to create a traffic jam.
Emily took a deep breath, then crossed the road with her sisters in tow. She walked with her back bowed for a bit, but she slowly straightened up as they came closer to the heroes.
She wasn’t Emily, she was the Boss. She couldn’t afford to be nervous, even if she would much rather be back in her room, on her chair, in pjs and wrapped up in a few layers of blankets.
She stepped on the sidewalk behind the heroes and her sisters arrayed themselves out around her.
There was Glamazon, Iron Chains–or whatever name he went by now–Hindsight, Cheatah… and Black Shield.
Emily’s hands balled into fists. Five heroes. One of which might actually be pretty strong, and a rather big threat at that.
The heroes noticed them eventually, half turning so that they could split their attention between Emily and her sisters and Fabien on the other side.
“This is going to be a problem,” Emily said.
Somehow, her voice didn’t tremble.
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Chapters
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Aftermath
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Mirror Man
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Nothing Ever Happens
- Chapter Fifty-Four - A Bad Omen
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Toy Shop
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Lessons Sorta Learned
- Chapter Fifty-One - Rough Day
- Chapter Fifty - What to Do
- Chapter Forty-Nine - The Taste of Victory
- Chapter Forty-Eight - The Wrong Kind of Spark
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Buzzing
- Chapter Forty-Six - Pushing the Attack
- Chapter Forty-Five - Bothered
- Chapter Forty-Four - Progress
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Search, The One in Black
- Fluff - Volume Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Recap (It Could Have Been an Email)
- Chapter Forty-One - Meeting
- Chapter Forty - Entering Again
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Chill
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Maple's Marvelous Makings
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Orbjective
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Late Night Anxiety
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Regroup, Recoup, Revenge
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Perfect Opportunity
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Thing is There
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Ready
- Chapter Thirty-One - Trinity the Sneaky
- Chapter Thirty - Scouting by Night
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Planning Ahead
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Sam and Trinity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - The Guard Routine
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Good Things
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Enrichment
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Additional Testing
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Refreshed
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Maple's Dream Come True
- Chapter Twenty-One - How the Heroes Do It
- Chapter Twenty - Perk Up
- Chapter Nineteen - Entering Endgame... Again?
- Chapter Eighteen - Robber Points
- Chapter Seventeen - Entering the Endgame
- Chapter Sixteen - Not Exhausted, but Close
- Chapter Fifteen - Fun for Teddy
- Chapter Fourteen - Getting There
- Chapter Thirteen - Sing Song
- Chapter Twelve - All In
- Chapter Eleven - Laying it Out
- Chapter Ten - Blanked Out
- Chapter Nine - Pencils Down
- Chapter Eight - The Biggest Little Sister!
- Chapter Seven - Walkies
- Chapter Six - Social Pressure
- Chapter Five - Snack Attack
- Chapter Four - Crinkle Fries
- Chapter Three - The Worker
- Chapter Two - Not Getting Involved
- Chapter One - Serious Mode!
- Prologue - Volume Four
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Glowing Betrayal
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Commiserate
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The New Girl
- Chapter Sixty-Six - The Grand Bosses
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Hover Mode
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Borealis
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Moosin' Around
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Hollow
- Chapter Sixty-One - Properly Shook
- Chapter Sixty - Easy Peasy
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Booger Brain
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Don't Wanna Do It
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Jezebelle the Brave
- Chapter Fifty-Six - The Sleepy
- Chapter Fifty-Five - In Want of a Plan
- Chapter Fifty-Four - PR
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Unhurt
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Coifed?
- Chapter Fifty-One - Up to Something
- Chapter Fifty - Sickly Sorts
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Wanna Go
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Cheater?
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Gyms and Abstracts
- Chapter Forty-Six - Rolling
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toy Soldiers
- Chapter Forty-Four - Powers
- Chapter Forty-Three - Bar Hopping
- Chapter Forty-Two - Bad Vibes
- Chapter Forty-One - Not One Bit
- Chapter Forty - The Angry Rattler
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Doing This
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - No Worries
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Big Sister Still Loves You
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Athena's Trashy Morning
- Chapter Thirty-Five -Landfill/Paradise
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Dreaming Big
- Chapter Thirty-Three - School Smarts
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Expendable in School
- Chapter Thirty-One - Bears Just Wanna Bear
- Chapter Thirty - Bundle of Worry
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Steffie's Mom, and Also Steffie's Legs
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Guilt
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Betrayal
- Chapter Twenty-Six - The Report
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Masks Off
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Skill Check
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Concern
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Three Jobs
- Chapter Twenty-One - Chi-cane-ry
- Chapter Twenty - Gift Giving
- Chapter Nineteen - Charity Case
- Chapter Eighteen - Beaver Shopping
- Chapter Seventeen - Pulling the Funds out of Fundraisers
- Chapter Sixteen - Debrief
- Chapter Fifteen - Rapscallion
- Chapter Fourteen - Mapley Mood
- Chapter Thirteen - Run In With Rattles
- Chapter Twelve - Head Minion
- Chapter Eleven - The Pizza Place
- Chapter Ten - Minion Meeting
- Chapter Nine - Train Station
- Chapter Eight - Recruitment Drive By
- Chapter Seven - Minion Hunting
- Chapter Six - Banking the Villain Way
- Chapter Five - Predictable
- Chapter Four - Hospital Visit
- Chapter Three - Gossip
- Chapter Two - Kevin
- Chapter One - Smoggy
- Fluff 2 is Out! Fluff 3 News!
- Fluff Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Sugar Rush Crash
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Keeping it Up
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Definitely the Best Outcome
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Yet Another Call
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Toast and Ice Cream
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Spinning But Still Losing
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Pride Begets Fear
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Healpats For All!
- Chapter Sixty-One - An Invitation for Heroism
- Chapter Sixty - The Frustration of Falling Apart
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - You're Locked In Here With Me
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - I'm Not Locked In Here With You
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Wrong Sort of Nap
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Unflippable, Unflappable
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Paying the Price
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Chaotic Evil Children
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Generic Desires for the Future
- Chapter Fifty-Two - The Interview
- Chapter Fifty-One - Racket-Making
- Chapter Fifty - Discreet as Usual
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Owl of Her Attention
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Reading the Room
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Payphone
- Chapter Forty-Six - Railgun (Technically more of a coilgun, but it fires toast, so whatever)
- Chapter Forty-Five - Toaster
- Chapter Forty-Four - No One Special
- Chapter Forty-Three - The Sapling
- Chapter Forty-Two - Mad Skills
- Chapter Forty-One - Perfect Plots
- Chapter Forty - Time to Go
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Melaton's Talk
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - A Perfectly Reasonable Escalation
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - All Out
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wherein Everything Goes Terribly Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Hasty Plans
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Confrontational Meetings
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cement's Legacy
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Next Steps
- Chapter Thirty-One - Right as Rain
- Chapter Thirty - Rising Expectations
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Fabien the Fabulous
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Lucky Boy
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - As Subtle as a Sledgehammer to the Nose
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Doing Something
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Bit of Quiet
- Chapter Twenty-Four - We All Scream
- Chapter Twenty-Three - The Little Adventures of Steffie
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Convincing Arguments
- Chapter Twenty-One - Busy City
- Chapter Twenty - Putting the Super in Villain
- Chapter Nineteen - Mobile Base
- Chapter Eighteen - Metro
- Chapter Seventeen - A Sneaky Peak
- Chapter Sixteen - Traits
- Chapter Fifteen - Maddening Skills
- Chapter Fourteen - Public Relations
- Chapter Thirteen - The Good Guys
- Chapter Twelve - All Chained Up
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Chains
- Chapter Ten - Rattle
- Chapter Nine - The Simplest Plans
- Chapter Eight - Sisterly Love
- Chapter Seven - Racket
- Chapter Six - Definitely Not Extortion
- Chapter Five - Thesis
- Chapter Four - Doing what’s Probably Right
- Chapter Three - Hyperactivity
- Chapter Two - A Much Needed Break
- Chapter One - The Talk
- Prologue
- Fluff - Volume Two
- Afterword
- Epilogue
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Interrogations
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Reversal
- Chapter Seventy-One - Getting Saucy
- Chapter Seventy - Up and Over
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Tippy-Toe Thief
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Breaking and Entering
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Entirely Fine
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Costume Shopping
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Single With End Unseen
- Old Epilogue (No Longer Canon)
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trinity and Toaster-Kun Kissing in a Tree
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Triple Threat
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Imposing
- Chapter Sixty-One - Confidence
- Chapter Sixty - Being Clever
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Catching the Mouse
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Call
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Inattention
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Tense
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Uncomplicated Art of Subtlety (According to Athena)
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Questing for a Bear
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Healpats
- What’s A Christmas Anyway?
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Complicated Conversations
- Chapter Fifty-One - An Undisclosed Chat
- Chapter Fifty - Riding Owl Night
- Chapter Forty-Nine - No Rest for the Not-So-Wicked
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Unwise
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Economic Theory According to Teddy
- Chapter Forty-Six - Endemic
- Chapter Forty-Five - Hoo You Are Deep Inside
- Chapter Forty-Four - Heroic Introductions
- Chapter Forty-Three - Crisis of Personowlity
- Chapter Forty-Two - Buckle Up
- Chapter Forty-One - Knots
- Chapter Forty - Everyone Poops
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - A Mouthful
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Nom Nom de Guerre
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Bonding
- Chapter Thirty Six - A Receipt for Ulcers
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Paranowl Activities
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Rules
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Victory
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Garage
- Chapter Thirty-One - Ready Teddy
- Chapter Thirty - Gentle Persuasion
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Harald
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - A Perfectly Ordinary Day
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bearing the Burden of Being the Best Bear
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Just Along for the Ride
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sleepy Time
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Ropes
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Melaton
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Plastic Bear Masks
- Chapter Twenty-One - Costuming Up
- Chapter Twenty - Backstage
- Chapter Nineteen - Teddy’s Adventure in Costume-Finding
- Chapter Eighteen - Sisterportation
- Chapter Seventeen - Homie and the Try Hards
- Chapter Sixteen - Midnight Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - A Cryptic Request
- Chapter Fourteen - An Adorable Misunderstanding
- Chapter Thirteen - An Interrogation or Two
- Chapter Twelve - Voluntary
- Chapter Eleven - A Queen of Sorts
- Chapter Ten - Born Knowing
- Chapter Nine - Bearable Threats
- Chapter Eight - Shady Dealings
- Chapter Seven - Long Distance Comforts
- Chapter Six - Being Blankets
- Chapter Five - Honey Glazed Blackmail
- Chapter Four - When in Doubt, Look it Up
- Chapter Three - The Smallest Barbearian
- Chapter Two - Don’t Panic
- Chapter One - Wake Up
- Prologue - Anxiety