John woke up feeling refreshed, his mind was clear, and his body was without pain despite the night of dancing. 

The night of dancing with Xiaolin had seemed like it was never going to end. They paused a few times between songs to share another bottle of wine and talk about their life experiences. Then one of them would grab the other, and off they would go again, dancing a dance that few had ever done before.

Eventually, she teleported him back to her room, and with a little magic, they were in sleepwear. A sheer flesh-tone negligee for her and a loose pair of black boxers for him. They kissed and made out a little longer, but did not go further. Instead, they crawled under the covers and cuddled until he finally succumbed to his mental exhaustion.

The room itself was gigantic, easily thirty feet by fifty, larger than the main floor of his old home. The bed was massive as well, a four-post canopy bed, though it still appeared small in this room. There was a large fireplace with a seating area nearby, a pool along one wall that appeared to run outside along a large deck, and an assortment of dressers and other furniture. The sun was blazing in, the fiery ball just cresting the horizon, and he could just barely make out from where he was that the house appeared to be surrounded by mountains.

This isn’t DEN, is it?

Xiaolin herself was tucked under his left arm, nestled against his chest, still sleeping soundly despite the morning light. The only reason he appeared to have woken up was a stray beam of sunlight that hit his eyes. Other than that one small annoyance, he felt content.

I haven’t even moved, and I know I could live happily in a place like this.

He lay there for a while, not wanting to disturb his companion yet, and just rested. He didn’t want to think about DEN, other worlds, or all the calamities that were happening right now in them. Time was paused there, so today he could stop and take a breath, and just be. 

The sun continued to rise, moving beyond the window and off his face. He still didn’t move, his mind thinking about inconsequential things, like what it would have been like to have lived in the Roman Empire. He traced his fingers idly along Xiaolin’s thigh, oddly following the lines of one of her stripes almost perfectly, even though he couldn’t see it through the blanket. He fell back asleep soon after, enjoying this moment of peace.

Eventually, around noon, though there were no clocks nearby to tell for sure, he had woken back up to a pair of golden eyes staring at him. Xiaolin was lying on top of his body, her arms crossed across his chest, her chin resting on them. He could feel her hardened nipples through her negligee, stirring his lower body a bit. 

“Good Morning, sleepy head. Did you rest well?” She asked him.

“Wonderfully, this bed is amazing. As far as I can tell, this house is, too.” He replied.

“It should be, it was 20000 Gatcha tokens.” She said, then sat up, wrapping the blanket around her body. “Welcome to my Castle, John. Would you like a tour?”

It was indeed a massive building, placed on the bluff of a floating mountain range in one of the worlds she had entered. Wyvren-like beasts were flying by the castle in flocks, and the weather outside was nice and warm, somewhere in the mid-eighties (28- 29 °C). John felt like he was in paradise. 

The place could easily house five hundred people, but the most she ever had there were a few dozen, unless she was hosting a party.   

“It is honestly way too much of a building when I was living alone, or even if it was my husbands and I. You could walk around for hours and not see anyone unless you knew where they were supposed to be. This kind of place was meant for running a kingdom, not a reclusive mage or a renowned warrior. I actually haven’t been back here for nearly 700 years… yet it is as clean as the day I left.” She said to him as she was leading him to his next surprise. 

“That is a long time… what made you bring me here now?” He asked. He already knew she was over 1800 years old, but the number was still surprising. 

“I don’t know. All the dancing and laughter last night reminded me of the good times with my husbands in the past and made me feel a little nostalgic. When my last husband passed away, I left here the same day; too many memories of him remained. After last night, I wanted to return and share a bit of myself with you.” She said, leaning on his chest as they walked. “You know, it is hard sometimes not to use my powers. Ever since I teased you in the breakroom, I have done my hardest not to read your mind, to know what you are thinking. I like having this air of mystery again, even if it is something as simple as having a conversation with another person.”

“Being omnipresent sounds like a double-edged sword. I don’t think I envy you.” He replied, rubbing his hand along her back. He felt he was beginning to grow much closer to her, not necessarily like lovers, but more like two old souls who were reminiscing on their past. “When my wife passed, she told me to find a new love and continue to live my life. I failed at that until I was struck by a truck and brought to DEN. Now, I have met so many wonderful people, and it has breathed new life into my soul.”

“I’ve noticed. You have changed since you arrived. You always seemed kind, but despite all the turmoil going on around you, you have been smiling a lot more. It looks good on you, you’re very photogenic for my cameras,” she said, then stopped in front of a door. “We are here. Your next surprise.”

“I can’t wait.” He said, opening the door. 

They walked into what appeared to be a pool changing room. “What is this?”

“Get naked and wrap yourself up in that towel. I will meet you on the other side.” She said, giving him a wink, then disappearing through another door.

“Okay then.” He said to himself, then got out of his leathers. They were at the foot of the bed when they finally got out of bed, teleported by someone while they were sleeping last night. The sword wasn’t there, but he assumed it was still at DEN. Not that he would need it here.

About to wrap himself in a towel, he spotted a white bathrobe nearby. With a laugh, he put it on instead and carried the towel with him. It reminded him of the day he came to DEN. Well, after he was butt-naked when they first turned the lights on.

He stepped out of the changing room and into a dream.

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John walked through the door and entered a wide-open stone cavern. The dome-like ceiling had several wide openings, allowing natural light to filter in and illuminating several pools of steamy water. Large, rounded stones circled the baths, giving the place a natural vibe. The floors were all tiled, though, and the pools had shallowly sloped pebbled walkways one could use to enter and exit safely.

John made his way past the larger bath to a smaller one at the back, and laid his towel and bathrobe down on a nearby rock. He then stepped over the side of the pool and sat down slowly in the steaming water, the pool deep enough to cover him up to the bottom of his pecs when he was seated.

He lay back against the smooth stone wall and rested his eyes for a bit, enjoying the heat down to his bones, aches he didn’t even realise he had starting to disappear.  

This is what I want in High School of the Dead, I hope Saya can- Stop it. That is DEN, and I am not thinking about that today. 

He shut his brain off again and just enjoyed relaxing in the hot spring. It was the perfect surprise for his aching body. 

Something made him crack an eye a few minutes later, and there, coming from across the room, was Xiaolin. She was wearing a white string bikini, swaying her hips side to side enticingly as she approached him. She stopped at the side of the pool and looked down at him. “Oh, not wearing the towel, I see. Naughty, naughty.”

“It isn’t anything you haven’t seen before. You are my camerawoman, right?” He said, smiling up at the beautiful woman.

“That wasn’t the point.” She said, stepping into the pool and wading over to him, resting her arms on his thighs. “I wanted to be able to unwrap my present.”

“Xiaolin,” He said, then paused. He was about to say he was already with others, but she knew that she was the one holding the camera on his life, apparently. “You know, if we do this, I want to keep you by my side as long as I live. Maybe once I hit a thousand, my mind will change, but I made it over eighty-three years with that mindset, and I think it is pretty hardwired now.”

“Eighty-four years.” She said, smiling at the confused look on his face. “Today would have been your eighty-fourth birthday back on Earth. So, on behalf of the rest of your women in all these worlds, let your newest girlfriend give you your birthday blowjob. That is, if you will accept an old woman like me?” 

“Come here first.” He said, pulling her up to his lips and kissing her, his tongue quickly becoming intertwined with hers.

This seemed to ignite something inside of her, making her more aggressive with her kissing. She straddled his legs, grinding her vulva over his hardening member, that tiny piece of fabric of her bikini the only thing preventing him from penetrating this literal goddess of a woman. She wrapped her arms around her head, hungrily chasing his tongue with hers. 

Not to be outdone, he moved his hands down her back, grasping her full ass cheeks with his hands and squeezed, eliciting a small moan from her. He left one hand there and explored her body with the other, then took hold of one of her massive breasts. The heavy orb was easily the size of Shizuka’s, but it was much firmer and seemed to have more natural physics to its bouncing. He slid his hand under the fabric of the bikini and found her nipple, pinching it lightly between his fingers. 

“Mmm… this is nice, John, but” She said, then gave him another quick kiss before sitting upright on his lap. “Just so you know, this is a new body, never been used. And this.” She said, pointing down to the spot between them that was meant for that very connection little John was craving. “Won’t be used until you put a ring on this.” She held out her left hand. 

“No actual sex until marriage, then?” He said with a smile. 

“You have your rules, and I have mine. Even when I was with my adventuring party in a past world, we didn’t ‘do it’ until we were all married.” She said, then laughed a little. “I do have another hole you can use before then, but not today.”

What other… oh… OH!… I never even considered that. I have never even tried it before.

“Your terms are acceptable. Now get back here and kiss me. I was enjoying that!” He said, pulling her back down to him.

They played and teased each other, their hands exploring the other’s body for a long time, when Xiaolin finally pushed John back in his seat. “Now that I am worked up, prepare to have your mind blown, and your soul sucked right out of you!”

“Do you want me to get up on the side?” He asked, his body ready for some relief.

“Nope.” She said, sliding deeper into the pool. “Just sit back and enjoy. I’ll be back up in an hour or two. Maybe four.”

“Umm, what?” He asked, but her head was already submerged.

He felt her lips touch the head of his cock, giving it a quick kiss, before opening up and enveloping him completely. Her tongue was moving across his glans; its texture was slightly rougher than that of the other women he had been with, but still felt amazing. It was almost like she was able to wrap her tongue around the entire circumference of his head and move it back and forth, increasing the stimulation eightfold. 

The pleasure hit him like a brick, and his ejaculation control skill barely kicked in before he felt his testicles tighten and his pelvic gridle flex. “Fuck, cumming!”

He flooded her mouth with his quickshot, her tigerlike tongue lapping all of his cum up greedily and swallowing. Then she started stimulating him again, this time also moving her head up and down his shaft in short, rapid movements, her head churning the surface of the water a bit with her motion.

His skills kicked in again, and this time he was able to hold out for more than twenty seconds, Xiaolin taking his cock where no cock had gone before. 

“Fuck me, what in the hell is going on down there… oh god, Xiaolin. Another one is coming!” He said through gritted teeth.

1200 years of experience pleasing men before I stopped. Not to mention all the eroge skills women learn here at DEN. Now, lie back and let me knock the rust off, and I will really show you what I am capable of. Xiaolin said in his mind. 

His testicles tightened again, his body already protesting against orgasming again so soon. With a grunt, he released his second load into her mouth in under a minute of her ministrations.  He started to go soft in her mouth; his refractory skill was still too low level and was unable to keep up with this succubus with tiger stripes.

He felt her grab a hold of his sack, gently massaging his aching balls, the pain within them quickly dissipating. Then another burst of magic, and he became hard again, Xiaolin bringing little John back from the dead. She started to take him deeper, her tongue wrapping around his shaft now as well, the little grippers on her catlike tongue stimulating every nerve they touched.

He grabbed the back of her head and started to thrust his hips slightly, trying to take back a little bit of control here and slow her down. He wanted to enjoy the journey, not just get to the destination.

To her credit, she realised his intentions and stopped moving her head, letting him control the movement. She did keep licking him at the same time, but at least now he was an active participant in this…He could hardly call it a blowjob anymore… That was hardly what he was receiving.  Tongue fucking seemed closer to the mark, but that was usually what men did to women*.  

He thrusted into her throat, burying himself to the hilt, then pulled out again. He continued this movement, thrusting at a medium pace, his next orgasm still rapidly approaching despite his efforts to keep it down. He was enjoying it now at least, which was the main thing.

Xiaolin let him use her as he pleased, showing no signs of distress from being submerged for several minutes now, her gag reflex non-existent.  Just her incredible tongue work continued to bring him closer and closer to a third orgasm, which should not have been humanly possible for a man of his age, or any age for that matter.

Once again, he could feel he was close, his testicles tightening up in her hands, his girdle flexing a third time. He began to pump a third load into her mouth, somehow still pulsing as strongly now as he did the first time. 

When he finished cumming, he lay back, his body entering sage mode.

“Ahh, Xiaolin. You are fucking incredible, do you know that? God, I might not get hard again for a week.” He said, leaning his head back and closing his eyes, ready for a quick nap.

A tingle of magic flowed into him again, his dick becoming hard in her mouth again.

She hadn’t stopped yet to come up for air.

She hadn’t stopped moving her tongue across his glans.

She started moving again.

“What are you doing? I am spent. You don’t need to do anymore.”

It’s your birthday. The birthday boy gets one orgasm for every year he has been alive. Lay back down, John, we are going to work on your skills today! You can’t disappoint your harems when they start getting bigger now, can you?

“Birthday boys get an orgasm for- How many of your husbands lasted past age twenty-five???” He asked, now concerned for his life.

One or two… but don’t worry. You will do fine. Now hold on, you will really like this next one!

John began to panic.

They were back in Xiaolin’s room, cuddling before going to sleep.

She didn’t make him cum another eighty-one times. Instead, she had gave him a very slow, relaxing blowjob with minimal tongue, that lasted for nearly an hour.  When he finally came, she cleaned it all up, and they cuddled in the bath for a while, talking about inconsequential things and just enjoying each other’s company.

They had another nice dinner with a birthday cupcake for dessert, this time on a balcony overlooking the mountains, then they watched the sunset from the infinity pool in her bedroom.  He had asked if he could return the favour to her, but she turned him down for tonight. She said she had extra nerves on her tongue and throat that would stimulate her just like her clitoris did, and she already had multiple orgasms during their play in the hot springs.

“Benefits of being a godlike being, I suppose.” He said, tracing lines along her vitiligo, striping along her breasts.

“Yeah, though honestly, it is not all it is cut out to be. It takes a lot of self-restraint not to use my powers to know everything, or snap my fingers and poof, everything is suddenly done. If I use my powers like that, I have nothing left to do with my days. We beings in the Omni serve no real purpose here at the top; there is no divine mandate to follow,  no overarching threat to defend against. Even the director is just another one of us.

Many of the beings in DEN just sit and watch the show Alec puts on all day, every day, growing lethargic and uncaring about the Omni. It isn’t like there are that many of us to begin with, and with the majority already having turned into vegetables, it is hard to find anyone who just wants to act like a mortal again.” She sighed, then looked up at him. “I’m sorry, it sounds dumb. I literally have the power to destroy a universe by putting my finger on it, but here I am complaining that I am bored. What do modern humans call it? First world problems?”

He cupped her cheek with a hand and pulled her in for a quick kiss. “It isn’t dumb. It sounds like a valid problem to me. People with too much time on their hands tend to cause problems for others. Luckily, these beings in DEN are gravitating toward becoming couch potatoes. If they were developing more destructive tendencies, there might be problems, but that doesn’t help you out with your issue. Listen, I will be around to talk to you whenever you want. Maybe we can set up another date the next time I am back in DEN?”

“As long as the director allows it, then I am all for it!” She said happily, snuggling in closer to him. “By the way, did you like your birthday present?”

“It was a crazy start, but I loved it! So you know, I usually prefer the slower-paced lovemaking over the wild rollercoaster ride you started with.” He said with a laugh, kissing the top of her head.

“Yeah, it has been a long time since I did it last, I forgot how to pace myself.”

“It’s okay, it was a great day. Thank you for treating me to a wonderful vacation.”

“My pleasure. Good night, John.”

“Night, Xiaolin.” 

The two of them nodded off shortly afterwards, two beings from very different walks of life, finding comfort in each other’s embrace.

* – Or women to women, or men to men or small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri to other small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri… John is straight, thinks straight, and is still inexperienced with kinks, etc.

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