“C’mon, give up ya brat!” Greg said as John and Tanya returned to the apartment.
“Grrrr… Never,” Chris grunted, struggling under the weight of her older brother. The pair of them were wrestling on the floor, with Greg on top of her back, his arm wrapped around her neck.
“Tap out or I’ll choke ya out.” He said calmly, applying more pressure to his hold.
“Hrrrgghh… I’ll… beat… Ya yet!” She said, and tried in vain to hit him in the junk.
“Enough of this.” He replied, then, leaning back further, he cut off the blood flow to her brain. She slowly turned purple, then her body went limp, passing out.
“Damn, that seemed more heated than normal,” Tanya said as she walked by the pair of them.
“Yeah. I think she is angry that she needs our help against the gangs, but refuses to admit it.” Greg said, standing up and laying his sister in the recovery position. John could see the colour returning to her face, so he stopped being too concerned that the two of them had gone too far.
“Sounds about right,” Tanya replied, then went into the kitchen to grab a few beers.
“Is she going to be okay?” John asked despite himself.
“Yeah. She will be fine. It’s not the first time she wouldn’t admit she lost.” Greg replied. He left her on the floor and moved back to the living room.
“She’ll be sulky fer a bit, then she’ll be back to normal,” Tanya added.
“I see,” John said. He knelt beside her to check her breathing. It was a bit ragged, but other than a little bit of bruising on her neck, she appeared none the worse for wear. Still, it didn’t seem okay to just leave her on the floor in this condition. He scooped her up in his arms and cast a spell. “Middle Heal!”
Green magic moved through his body into hers, healing all her injuries and steadying out her breathing. He moved her over to the couch and lay her down, then sat down beside her.
“Aww… yer going to spoil the poor girl if ya do stuff like that fer her,” Tanya said with a laugh. She handed Greg and him a beer, then sat down on the other side of him. It almost looked like the last fifteen minutes didn’t happen. Well, other than the sleeping beauty beside him.
“What? She was injured, and I like to think of myself as a healer.” He said, not thinking too hard about it.
“A healer? Do ya mean a doctor? I thought ya were a pilot and a mercenary?” Tanya said, looking a little confused.
“Right. Well, most of the magic I know is healing magic. I do know a little fire magic, but I haven’t had much practice yet with it.” He replied.
Right, I suppose in this world of advanced technology, magic might just be a novelty.
“That is kind of cool. Ash can do some stuff with electricity, but she doesn’t really use it much.” She replied, leaning into his side again. “Can ya show us what ya can do with fire magic?”
“I can, but I don’t want to set anything on fire.”
“Dude, look at the room. It’s all metal. Ya won’t burn anything here. Hell, I doubt yer spell is hotter than the plasma cutters Chris uses every day down in the shop.” Greg said, injecting himself into the conversation. “Just hit the wall over there by the stairs.”
“Fine. Firebolt!” John said, casting his spell. A ball the size of his head shot out of his hand and slammed into the wall, leaving a scorch mark on the metal but otherwise caused no further damage.
“By the world tree! That almost hit me in the face!” Ash called out from the stairwell. “Why are you throwing attack magic around the room?”
Ash and Niki came up the stairs into the apartment, Ash in her flight suit, Niki wearing a black leather jacket and pants similar to his. Ash seemed angry, and Niki seemed nervous.
“Hey, Ash. Didn’t know ya were here already. I was just getting John to show off some of his magic.” Greg said, taking responsibility for John’s spell. “Besides, if he did hit ya, he could heal ya, too. Ya would be just fine.” He added, giggling a bit.
“You must be Niki! John mentioned ya were coming with Ash. He didn’t say anything about how adorable ya look, though!” Tanya said, springing up from the couch and approaching the cat girl.
“Right? Isn’t she just the cutest thing?” Ash added, gently pushing Niki in front of her.
“Umm… Hi.” She said, her cheeks blushing deeply.
She looks uncomfortable.
“Girls, give her some space, please,” John said. He was about to stand up when Chris shifted herself and lay her head on his lap.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t know what came over me. I’m Tanya, that guy sprawled out on the couch is my older brother Greg, and the blue-haired woman on John’s… lap pretending to be a corpse is my sister, Chris.” Tanya said, introducing everyone.
“Ahh… Hello. Is… is she going to be okay?” Niki asked, looking over at Chris.
“Probably. She lost another argument with Greg,” Ash said, moving over to Chris and poked her feet. “Wake up, Princess, you have an audience with your humble subjects.”
“Five more minutes, Mom. They are my subjects, they can wait… Zzzz,” Chris mumbled, and turned over on John’s lap, hiding her face into his stomach.
“See? She is fine.” Ash said, then moved to the kitchen.
“Subjects? Sounds like an amusing dream,” John mused, wondering what she was actually dreaming about.
Maybe my Scouter skill could tell me what… Naw, I don’t think I want to invade someone’s dreams with it… Things might get weird.
“Heh, yeah. She has some interesting dreams some days.” Tanya said, then brought Niki over to the couch, sitting her down beside him. She took a spot on the other side of her.
“Do you want something to drink, Niki?” Ash called out from the kitchen.
“Oh, I couldn’t-” She replied, but Ash cut her off.
“Nonsense. Here I’ll make you something light and refreshing. There is only a little bit of alcohol in it. Have you had a drink before?” Ash asked.
“No. By the time I was old enough, I couldn’t afford it.” Niki replied, seemingly embarrassed about her situation.
“Niki, you can say no if you want to. No one will force you to have a drink.” John whispered to her.
“It’s okay, I am just… a bit overwhelmed because of the… shopping. Ash found me a lot of stuff.” She whispered back.
“Good. You look good, by the way. Was that outfit her idea?” He said, looking at the leather outfit she was wearing. It was fairly tight-fitted and did a good job of showing off her curves while not exposing any skin. It was quite striking with her white hair and blue eyes.
“No. I…” She said, then lowered her voice even more. “I just wanted to match you, Master. Do you like it?”
“I do indeed.” He said, smiling at her. He would have rather she just picked out what made her happy, but he wasn’t going to complain about it. She did indeed look good.
Of course, with her figure, she could probably do the Marilyn Monroe thing and make a potato sack look good.
“So how did the rest of your shopping go?” He asked.
“Oh, it was really good, Sir. Miss Ash found me a few outfits to wear, both for work and lounging around. Then we grabbed some drugs and things she says I might need… things to make my time in space more comfortable for a woman.” She said, her cheeks turning bright red again.
What in the world did Ash get her to make her embarrassed?
“Well, if you ever need more of whatever it is, let me know. That’s not something you need to spend your money on.” He stated, then took a sip of his drink.
“Oh… ah… Thank you, Sir. I will remember that.” She replied. She was trying really hard to not look at him.
“Did you drop your bags off downstairs?” He asked her.
“No. It should all have been delivered by now on the carriageway. Did you get a notification to accept it yet?” She said, looking back up at him.
John opened his Link, and sure enough, there was a message to accept a delivery. He did and closed the device. “I must have missed it. It’s onboard now, though. When we head back to the ship, I’ll show you where to pick up deliveries, and you can take them to your room. You can show me some of it then if you want.”
“My room?” She said, sounding confused.
“Yeah. You can have one of the rooms next to mine. Did you think you were sleeping in the hallway or something?” He said, laughing a little bit.
“S-Sure… I mean, thank you.” She whispered to him, her cheeks turning even redder.
Why is she so nervous… Damn it, I am an idiot. It has been a hell of a day for her; she is probably exhausted, and I just dragged her to a house party.
“Listen, I’m sorry I had Ash drag you here. You must be tired. If you need to lie down, I am sure Tanya or Chris will let you use a bed, okay? You’re safe here. I won’t let anyone hurt you.” He told her, idly stroking her head. She leaned into his hand, started to purr for a moment, before she took a deep breath and visibly took a hold of herself.
“Thank you, Master. I’ll be okay, just, just don’t leave me, please.”
“I won’t, Niki. I’ll protect you for as long as you want me to.” He replied.
“You two look very serious. Here is yer drink, Niki. Just sip at it and enjoy.” Greg said, handing Niki a cocktail that Ash had cooked up in the kitchen. “Just be careful not to down it as Tanya and Chris do, otherwise ya might end up going on an adventure with them.”
“Thank you. Adventure?” Niki said, her tone sounding curious.
“Yeah. Drinking heavily usually ends up with them running around the Third Ring, wearing less clothing than appropriate, and causing mischief. Nothing terribly illegal, mind ya, but one would question their sanity.” Greg said, laughing about a memory he was thinking about.
“Hey now, painting all the INP ships pink wasn’t my idea. I was just following Ash.” Tanya said, throwing the elf under the bus.
“It would have worked too if that stuck-up Kat-bitch wasn’t on duty. She takes her job way too seriously.” Ash said, sitting down on the other side of Chris.
“Kat-Bitch?” Niki asked.
“Yeah. Lieutenant Katrina Eligan, or Lady Eligan if you go by her title.” Ash said with a sigh. “She is naturally one of the good nobles, but she has a habit of foiling our shenanigans. I still can’t believe we had to fly with her on John’s ship the other day. Be careful with her, John. She might drag you somewhere you don’t want to be, with her holy crusader attitude.”
“You know she has been nothing but helpful to me since I arrived in the system, Ash. Hell, she even came up with the plan to help Niki here. That said, it seems like nobles are a major problem for commoners like us. I will try to avoid them as best I can.” John replied to her, then took another drink.
Tanya and Ash looked at each other with a smile. Greg began to laugh.
“Bhahahaha, best advice I’ve heard all day. Yeah, ya better stay out of the schemes of nobles, Hoss, ya will live longer and have a more peaceful life that way. Now, let’s eat up and watch some racing!” Greg said, then turned up the volume of the TV.
“There are burgers on the counter, if anyone wants some. Might be a tad cold now, though.” John said, leaning back into the couch.
“Mmm…food,” Chris mumbled on his lap.
“Shhh… It’s starting,” Greg said, and tossed an empty can at Chris, bouncing it off her head.
“Ouch! Hey, ya bully, that’s not fair. I was enjoying having a nap on this… pil-low… oh… Hi John.” Chris said, looking up at him sheepishly.
“Welcome back to the land of the living, Chris. Here, meet Niki, my new crewmember.” John said, then another empty can bounced off his head.
“I said, be quiet! Don’t make me come over there.” Greg said to John seriously. They held each other’s gaze for a moment, then the dwarf let out a loud laugh. “Hahaha, I was just teasing you, John. You have been accepted into our friend circle now, so I expect the same treatment back. Got it!”
“I sure do, Greg,” John said, downing his beer, then throwing his can at Greg. It bounced off his temple and rolled to the floor. “Now, go get me another beer, would ya. Oh, and grab me a burger too, ya brat.”
The pair of them started to laugh at the absurdity of the situation, then they settled in to watch the show.
For some reason, Ash got up, got John a beer and a burger, and brought it over to him. He thanked her profusely, not sure why she would do that.
Wait, didn’t they say she likes me? Oh god, am I going to be in a weird love triangle with her and Tanya now?
John had forgotten the story about men having multiple wives now that male birthrates were severely diminished, so his mind raced with the potential issues that might arise. However, Tanya and Ash were both quite happy with the way things were progressing, and Tanya couldn’t wait to tell Ash what happened earlier in the bathroom.
Niki just sat there, oblivious to everyone else’s thoughts, wondering if she would have the courage to model her outfits for John later.
He isn’t going to rip my clothes off, is he?
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage