Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
Saturday Afternoon
Downtown Musutafu
John sighed as he roamed up and down the grocery store aisles, picking up his and Rumi’s food for the following week. He was still a bit grumpy from when he found out Japanese schools were still in on Saturdays, giving him only a single day off a week. His compensation package included several weeks of paid vacation, in addition to being off during the three school breaks, but that still left forty-some Saturdays he would be required to work.
Hell, I had more time off in The Great Cleric than I do here in a modern civilisation.
The week had gone by fairly quickly, with most of the other classes having fewer ‘colourful’ students to make things exciting. There was one student who stood out among all of them when she came into his office and started to look at his eyepatch, and seemed disappointed that it was just leather. She seriously got right in his face and started to poke the leather even before introducing herself, asking why he wasn’t using a prosthetic or augmentation.
John chuckled at that, remembering picking the pink-haired girl up by the shoulders and setting her down on the other chair. She seemed surprised, but didn’t stop running her mouth the entire time about what she could build for him instead. Finally, when their time was up, she bounced out of the chair and bowed to him, finally introducing herself as Mei Hatsume, class 1-H, an aspiring inventor. She promised she could make him an even better eyepatch, then jetted out of the room on a pair of rocket boots. He had said a grand total of six words to her.
All Might still hadn’t returned to the school full-time, though John did spy him once outside talking with Midoriya for a few minutes before disappearing. Anan had returned that morning but had avoided coming to see him, choosing to focus on repairing the U.S.J. facility. He just shrugged it off; he couldn’t force her to talk about her experience, so he just left the offer open to her to talk.
Overall, the attack seemed to be becoming old news, with everyone getting amped up for the Sports Festival next Saturday. It reminded John of the times his old high school would treat a championship football match, except this time it was the whole school involved, not just a select few students. He overheard some students say it was like the Olympics, except for Quirk users, and that it even had international viewership. His new memories didn’t have any recollection of it, but he wasn’t a sports nut, so it was plausible.
A familiar voice broke him out of his contemplations. He looked up and saw Mt Lady in her hero suit, trying to reach some snack food on the top shelf. It was the last bag of whatever it was, and back against the wall. She seemed to be getting frustrated. She looked at him for a moment, glared in recognition, then walked away without saying anything.
On a whim, he grabbed the item, some type of chocolates, and continued his shopping. A few minutes later, he heard her voice again, booming rather loudly. “What?!? They were just there, I swear. Look harder.”
“I’m sorry, Ma’am, it’s not up here.”
“Grrr… well, thanks for not-… thank you for trying.”
“You’re welcome. Can I help you find something else?”
“No… that’s fine. I’ll come back another day.”
She left the store then, looking rather crestfallen. John just shrugged, finished his shopping, then checked out. His train would be coming soon, and he was determined not to get lost again.
Walking towards the station, he saw Mt Lady leaning against the wall of a nearby alley, still looking pouty. He shifted his bags to one hand, rummaged around in one of them and pulled out the chocolates. She looked surprised when he pushed the bag into her hand.
“Here. I think you were looking for these.” He said, not stopping.
“What? Why?”
“You stopped yourself from snapping at that cashier when he couldn’t find what you wanted. Good girls get rewarded in my books.” He replied, not looking back.
“Hun? Wait! Did you buy them on purpose!?!” She said, walking along with him.
“No, darling, I reached the back of the top shelf and bought them by accident. I’ll grab myself a healthier snack somewhere else; got to be careful at my age, else the pounds will sneak up on you.”
“I swear, I’m going to-“
“Careful, you were doing so good. Don’t ruin the Lady image now. Hate to have to call you Mt Escort again, or did you prefer Mt Virgin?”
“Argh! DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!?”
He stopped then and looked down at the beautiful young woman. “If I hated you, I wouldn’t have given you the chocolates. I just want you to be a better person; you don’t need to act like a cheap whore, it makes you look ugly.”
“I’m not ugly! You are!”
“Am I? Maybe on the outside, darling, but I’m not the one who uses their body to try and get free shit from simps. Do better.” He replied, then started to walk away from the flustered hero. He was starting to regret his little prank now, or at least giving her those chocolates just because she seemed sad that they were gone. He put her out of his mind and continued to the station. He had a lot of training he wanted to do tonight, and a few castles he wanted to explore tomorrow.
He was in a functioning Japan, near where Tonokusu city was in High School of the Dead. A little over an hour on a train would get him to a couple of castles near that city, so he could do some research for his return to High School of the Dead, and have a bit of a break from school and training. Momo wasn’t the only one who needed to take some time off from thinking about how to help the students do better.
Unnoticed by John, Mt Lady was staring after him, snacks in hand, her emotions in turmoil. She wanted to smack the man for his audacity, but… There might be a sliver of truth to what he said.
She had hundreds of thousands of fans on her social media, thanking her for her work as a hero, but… There was a very large portion of them that were just fanboying over her looks. She played into her sexuality ever since she graduated from U.A. a few years ago, gaining further fame, but she was getting a bit older now, and it was feeling… hollow. She wanted to have a relationship, but she didn’t want to date someone who was worshipping her feet and said things like ‘Step on me, mommy’ in her social media comments.
She wanted someone who could treat her like… like she was a normal human being. Most of the other pro heroes at her level were already married, in relationships, or batted for the other team, leaving her with limited options.
She looked down at the bag of chocolates in her hand, then back up at the man who was walking away, carrying an excessive amount of groceries. Despite her words, he had a certain aura about him that she found appealing. Tall, rugged, and looked dangerous despite just being a therapist of all things. And he treated her…
“Bah, what am I thinking! Never, not in a million years!” She said to herself and turned the other way to resume her patrol, the bag of chocolates still clutched tightly to her chest.
Hosu City
“Thanks again for your help.” The police officer said as a few other officers were loading the three villains into the back of a van.
“Ha! Well, they weren’t who I’m looking for, but I’m always up to stop a few villains.” Rumi replied, happy enough to help out the local heroes deal with some trash. She took off then, heading back out on patrol for a bit.
She wasn’t here in Hosu to stop some small timers like these idiots, but hunting for the Hero Killer, Stain. She and a few other of the top pro heroes had started to recognise the man’s patterns and were loosely working together to increase patrols in this city, expecting him to strike a couple more times before he moved on.
If she was honest with herself, the man wasn’t on her radar until earlier that week when he assaulted Thirteen, a hero known in Japan in her work for rescuing people from emergencies and natural disasters. Afterwards, Endevor had coordinated with several of the top ten heroes to increase patrols within Hosu in hopes of catching him in the act.
The man had struck again, but they had managed to chase him off before he could kill the hero. They did get some information about him and his Quirk from the two survivors, which was more than they had before. He could lock you down if he got a taste of your blood, leaving you immobile and vulnerable to him. Because of that, she was now walking around in a slightly different outfit than she normally wore, thanks to what Thirteen had told them when she was rescued by this strange vigilante called the Twilight Knight.
She was now covered head to toe in Kevlar armour, the dense fabric designed to be both flexible and able to turn all but the sharpest weapons. It wasn’t a perfect defence, but she was confident enough in her skills that she could go head-to-head with his villain now and take him down. There were very few people who were faster than this rabbit.
She jumped up the sides of a few buildings and gained the rooftops easily enough, and started to make her way across the city one more time before she called it a day. She wanted to get back home to see what John had made for supper.
That was another interesting thing that had happened in her life recently, and was honestly making her happy to come back home at night. The man kept the place clean and tidy, the yard was maintained, and there was always food ready for her when she walked in the door. The only things he wanted were a place to sleep and some martial arts training, and he was relentless in improving himself. Training at all hours of the day, pushing himself to his limits, he was training just like she did, which made her happy. If he were only like fifteen or so, she would gladly have taken him on as a formal disciple.
Hah, it would be odd to have a disciple who was older than me.
She jumped across a few more buildings, keeping an ear open for any strange sounds while continuing her thoughts on John. She found it strange that he hadn’t tried to make a move on her yet, like so many other men had tried, and found it both refreshing and a little insulting. Despite anime featuring tons of cute bunny girls, most men seemed to avoid them in real life. She knew she wasn’t some stunning beauty, but she was short and… cute in a muscular way. She just spoke her mind, and most men didn’t like that, and she wasn’t about to change for some idiot who couldn’t beat her in an arm wrestle, let alone a fight.
That was her bar, the same thing she said to John when she offered to train him. Hit her once, you get a kiss; defeat her, and she will marry you. She refused to be with someone weaker than she was. She didn’t really care that much about looks, just passion to be the best. He could be shorter than her for all she cared, as long as he could win in unarmed combat against her. Oh, and not be some villain. It was a ridiculous standard, but she only wanted to ever have one man in her life, and would die alone if she had-
She paused, taking shelter by a nearby air conditioning unit. On a nearby roof, she could see three people standing around, talking about something. They were obscured by a purple mist, so she couldn’t see them very well, but her ears could hear them easily enough.
“Hero Killer Stain, we have a proposal for you. If you step through the warp gate, we will bring you back to our hideout to talk.” A deep voice said, sounding almost ancient.
“Heh, a cloud of gas and another man in armour. Villains… villains! You’re the reason these would-be heroes are even failing at their one job. Why would I want to talk with your ilk?” Another voice said, this one clearly sounding unhinged.
She assumed it was Stain. She pulled out her phone and sent a signal to Endevor to close on her position, the number two hero having been on standby over the city in a helicopter. She preferred to work alone, but for Stain, she would make a special exception. Not to mention there were three of them.
“Please, be calm. Even if our end goals are not the same, I believe our interests are aligned; we both want to end the reign of these would-be heroes and carve a path toward a better future. Come, listen to our proposal. If you don’t like it, you will be free to leave.” The ancient voice said.
“Master, we have company coming.” Another voice said, sounding younger and very formal.
“So we do. Open the portal, Kurogiri. Stain, you can come with us, or remain here. If you choose to remain, be aware that you are about to have a battle on your hands you won’t be able to win.”
“I seem to be retreating more these days than not. How did they find us?”
“I would assume it was Mirko who told them, the so-called rabbit hero is hiding on the building next to us. She doesn’t pose a threat to me, so I ignored her. You have about thirty seconds. Would you like to kill her before we go?”
What? How in the hell did he know I was here?
“Stain! You’re under arrest! If you and your friends come quietly, we won’t be forced to- Ack!” She jumped up and started to shout, but had to dodge to the side as a black ball of energy whizzed towards her.
“Twenty seconds now.”
“Let’s go. I’ll listen to what you have to say.”
“Get back here!” She shouted, jumping to the next roof. Endevor’s helicopter was approaching the building, the massive man hanging out the side of it, a fireball growing in his hands. A large jet of flames shot forth towards the trio, but was blocked by some sort of energy shield.
The three villains stepped through the gate, disappearing from the rooftop just as another, larger blast struck where they had been standing.
Rumi growled, punching one of her fist into her palm. She didn’t know who that villain was, but she would find out. She would show him exactly how much of a threat she really was.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage