“Now don’t ya tell me ya don’t know what to do here. Ya saved me brudder, and me today, so I think ya earned a little reward, eh? So don’t disappoint me and stick that tool of yers in here.” Tanya said, reaching through the hole for him.
“Tanya, Stop!” John said and took a step back away from her reaching hand, then put his dick back in his pants.
“Whadda ya doing?” Tanya said, looking confused at his refusal.
“That is my question for you! Listen, don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the offer, but I don’t really do casual sex.” John said, wondering if he was turning in his man card by turning down the offer for some release. He still remembered the last time he tried to release himself in this world and didn’t want a repeat of a whole lot of nothing.
“Lucky for you, neither do I. This isn’t sex, it’s just a reward fer our hero.” She replied, still kneeling on the other side of the hole.
“No… I mean, I think you’re cute and all, but unless you want to have an actual relationship with me, a serious one, I don’t really want to fool around. It’s just how I am.” He said, then put his hand on the dispenser. “Let’s just head-“
“I’m not against that!” She called out quickly, realising he was about to close the opening. “Ya just need to learn a bunch of Dwarf customs first… and convince me father, that yer a suitable ‘usband fer me.”
John just blinked. He seemed to be doing that a lot recently. She continued when she realised he wasn’t closing the opening immediately.
“Seriously, ya know ‘ow there is a deficit of men. Well us Dwarves were hit ‘ard, harder than most. They ravaged many of our worlds, and once we halted their advance, we didn’t stop sending men to fight the Javarians at the other incursion points in the empire. Now, it’s closer ta fifteen to one fer us. A man who owns his own capital ship, well, that is a few points in yer favour in his eyes. Just go kill a few bugs and yer golden.”
“That is all well and good, Tanya, but can we slow this down a bit. We basically just met, and you’re throwing yourself at me. Let’s hang out a bit, join me on a job or two, maybe. Then we can talk about something more.” He finally replied, “Now, let me close this, and I’ll meet you back at the table, okay?”
“John…this is really embarrassing. I followed ya here ta give ya a reward, but you won’t let me do it… ya know, not repaying debts is a major strike on a dwarf’s honour, don’t cha?” She replied, looking dejected.
No, I don’t actually. Jesus, what am I supposed to do in a situation like this?
John reached through the opening and caressed her cheek. “Tanya. I appreciate the gesture, really. Instead of this, how about sometime you show me around the station a bit. I am still pretty new here, and have only seen a few places in the Atrium. I would love to see some other places to shop, maybe some good food and entertainment.”
She looked at him with her bright green eyes, a small smile forming on her lips. “Sure, that’s all ya want? A tour guide?”
“Well, it’s a start. Maybe we will get some food and find something exciting to do, too.” He said, smiling back.
“Okay. Well… let’s get outta here then. No need to stay in a stinky bathroom if ya don’t want to let me play with ya for a bit.”
“Hah, it’s not that I don’t want to. I would just rather we got to know each othe-“
“Ya, ya. I know… c’mon, next rounds on me!” She said, cutting him off and getting up.
The two of them left the bathroom and returned to the table. Ash and Chris were there, chatting about the repairs Ash’s ship needed. She appeared to be defending herself for how she was piloting the ship, while Chris was attacking the Elf for being reckless. It all actually seemed good-natured, so John just ignored them and sipped on his beer.
Greg showed up a few minutes later, done singing on the stage. He asked John if he wanted to have a turn, but John turned him down, not knowing any of the songs from this world.
“Maybe next time?” He replied.
“I’ll hold ya to that!” Greg said, then downed another tankard of beer.
He stayed there another hour, chatting with the four of them. It reminded him a lot of the Meritoni adventures guild, just a bunch of people who were destressing after work. The only real difference was that there were guns on most people’s hips instead of swords and axes, though there was still the odd sword in the room, including his.
“You guys are really pounding back the drinks.” He murmured, not speaking to anyone in particular.
“Yeah, they do this nearly every night,” Ash replied, her ears apparently able to hear him despite the din in the room.
“Their poor livers.”
“Nothing a quick jump in a medical pod can’t fix.” She said, sipping lightly on her drink. She was definitely pacing herself compared to how she was the other night when they met.
“Really? Just like that?”
“Just like that. You know, most medical issues have been solved for over a thousand years now. It’s just a matter if you can afford it or not. It’s mostly very reasonably priced if it is something common like a broken bone or lightly damaged organs. It only gets crazy expensive when you are getting implants.” She said, tapping her skull.
“Implants? What do you mean by implants?” He asked. That word jarred something from his memories, but he couldn’t quite remember where he heard it in this world before.
“Hun? Implants are implants. Like the language implant that everybody gets for free when they are born. Goes in your head and automatically translates everything for you.” She said, looking confused for a moment, then remembered he ‘Lost his memories’
“Wait? Everyone is speaking a different language?” He said, confused.
“Yeah? Didn’t you notice that not everyone’s lips line up correctly when they are speaking before?”
“No…”
“Well, most don’t. Your implant is automatically translating everything for you.”
“That is amazing… and slightly disconcerting.”
“Yeah. There are all kinds of implants, but typically only the nobles, or the rich, can afford them. Some mercs and merchants get them too, but it’s quite an expensive investment that most avoid in favour of upgrading or purchasing a new ship instead. So, the fact that you can understand me means you have one as well.”
“Really? I thought everyone was speaking… English.” He said, confused.
“English? Never heard of it.” She replied, now also looking confused.
This place is getting weirder and weirder.
She continued. “You should get yourself checked out at some point at a proper medical facility. They might be able to help figure out this amnesia you’re having. At the very least, they can tell you what is plugged into your head.
“I’ll get around to it… eventually.” He said, then turned to the rest of the group. “I think I will head out for the night. I don’t know what Katrina and the INP want me to do tomorrow, but I bet I will hear from her first thing in the morning.”
“Alright, man! Have a good night, and remember, we are singing next time something is happening here!” Greg said enthusiastically.
“Right. Tanya, I’ll call you tomorrow. Chris, Ash, have a good night.” John said, then stood up. Tanya blushed a little bit at that, reminding her of her failed seduction in the bathroom, but otherwise, everyone wished him well.
“Detoxify,” John said, curing himself of any drunkenness. He didn’t want to get lost on his way back, and he really didn’t want to be drunk and lost.
After John left, the others all turned to Tanya.
“Why would he call you tomorrow?” Greg asked, looking at his sister, confused. She had never shown any interest in guys since they left home fifteen years ago.
“I am going to give him a tour of the station.” She replied.
“What? When did you get close to him?” Ash asked, looking surprised.
“Well, you refused to take the next step and ask to become part of his crew, so I thought I would take the chance and do it instead. You’re not the only one who needs a taxi to the more lucrative jobs.” She replied smugly. It wasn’t exactly what went down, but Ash didn’t need to know that.
“Why, you little!” Ash growled and then sprang at the short dwarf, the impromptu wrestling match causing a bit of laughter from Greg and Chris.
Tanya liked John, but she knew that Ash liked him too. If she could make her a little jealous, maybe she would finally woman up and ask the man to be part of his crew. Then the pair of them would have no reason to return home in a decade or so.
Hell, now I need to talk with my siblings about joining his crew too. Ahh, what I do for my best friend.
She smiled, holding Ash in an elbow lock as she struggled in vain to escape her clutches.
In the rabbit warren of back passageways…
Despite his best efforts, John was lost… again. He was trying to follow the holographic map that was displayed on his link, but it seemed like it was missing some information.
“This Link is both simple and difficult to use… There should be a passage here, but it is just a wall… but there is another passage down further… hun?” He said to himself, then stopped when he heard some voices coming from yet another passage further down.
“Get Back!” He heard a feminine voice call out, then laughter from a couple of men. He made his way to the corner and peered around.
About twenty feet down the passage, Niki was on the ground, surrounded by three men. One had a pair of handcuffs out, ready to catch the young catgirl.
“Finally caught ya, ya damn alleycat! You’re coming with us. The boss wants ya.” The man with the cuffs said.
“Yeah, he took a shine to ya the other day. Apparently, he knew your parents and wanted to pay them back for getting him stuck here in the third ring. But since they are dead, he is gonna take it out on your sweet little pussy instead.” Another one said, this one holding a pistol at his side.
“Yeah, right! Ya know he is going to shove it in her ass dry right?” The third one said crudely. He was holding some sort of baton that was arcing electric sparks in the air.
“Shhh, that was part of the surprise.” The second one said, smiling at the cruel joke his buddy said.
“Enough banter, let’s go, kitty!” The first said, reaching down to cuff her.
“NO!” She cried out, closing her eyes and trying to kick at the man in vain.
John didn’t hesitate, pulling his pistol out and aiming at the gangsters. Time seemed to slow down for him then, literally.
Hun? Why is… not the time!
He pulled the trigger, adjusted his aim, and pulled again, and again. Three shots rang out loudly. Three bodies were now on the ground, dead. He marvelled at his gun for a moment.
Wow… there was zero kick to that… I need to bring some of these with me when I leave this world. Though why did time seem to slow down?
“Huh?!?” Niki said, opening her eyes.
“Are you okay, Niki?” He asked, putting aside the thought, holstering his pistol and offering her a hand up.
“Ahh… Y…It’s you!” She said, jumping to her feet and hugging him. She began to cry. “Thank you! Thank you sooo much!”
“Shhh… It’s going to be okay.” He said, hugging her back and rubbing the top of her head.
She cried for a few minutes, then passed out leaning on him, the small woman obviously exhausted.
“Umm… hello? Niki?” He said, but didn’t get a response.
The situation hit him then. He just killed three people. They were assaulting her, and about to kidnap her…and worse. He didn’t know what the law was for killing gang members, but he sure as shit wasn’t going to hang out here to find out.
He scooped the small woman up in his arms and started to make his way back to the Phoenix Hawk. He would deal with the fallout of his actions from there.
It is just being safe. There might have been more of them. Right?
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage