Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
The Hunchback slowed for a moment as it got beside John’s UrbanMech, and as if knowing exactly what Lucy was thinking, lifted its leg and slammed its foot down on the mech’s cockpit.
“NOOOO!!!! JOHN-SAMA!!!!” She screamed, tears rolling down her face as she fired her lasers into the Hunchback. The beams melted armour on the mech’s arms, doing little actual damage to the mech. Though for some reason, it wasn’t moving, still standing on top of John’s mech.
Suddenly, the UrbanMech’s autocannon moved, its barrel resting directly on the knee joint of the mech standing on its head.
“It’s Garbage Day, Asshole.” John’s strained voice came through the comms on an open channel.
Fire exploded from the barrel, the HEAP rounds shredding the leg off the Hunchback. It tried to correct its balance, but ended up tipping over, falling on its face beside the UrbanMech. The UrbanMech’s cockpit exploded outwards then, and a man wearing a suit of black and white armour climbed out of it, golden light encircling him. He jumped off the top of the hatch and sprinted over to 50 ton mech, drawing a sword that she swore she could hear ring even inside her cockpit from two hundred meters away.
“What in the world is going on?” She said, having no clue what in the hell she was watching.
John, for she was positive was him, slammed his sword into the arm of the Hunchback, causing her to shield her eyes from a massive flash of light. When her eyes cleared, the arm was lying on the ground, severed just above the elbow. John had made his way to the cockpit next to the massive shoulder hump that held the Hunchback’s autocannon. He reached his hand out, and a block of glass and steel fell at his feet, making an opening into the cockpit.
“Surrender, or for the love of god, I will set every inch of your cockpit on fire with you in it!” Her external microphones picked up his shout, the man sounding angrier than she had ever heard him in their short time together. Even when he was handling her capture before, he was calm and collected, and she had nearly blown his mech apart.
She just sat there, flabbergasted. Nothing was making sense, not one little bit. John just forced a pirate mech to surrender… at sword point?
Once the pirate had powered down his mech and climbed out of the cockpit hatch, John let out a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding. Just as the Hunchback’s foot had come down, he activated his Paladin spell, Divine Shield. Supposedly, it made him invulnerable to damage for thirty seconds, and he had nothing to lose by trying. The metal from his cockpit’s ceiling had indeed pushed down toward him, but stopped just shy of connecting with the shield.
He then activated his armour, and looking up out of the now broken viewport, he could just make out the man sitting in the Hunchbacks cockpit. Casting an armour buffed darkness spell, he blinded the pilot and then adjusted the arm of his autocannon to rest right on the larger mech’s knee. The shockwaves from the ensuing explosion should have killed him outright, but it just washed over the shield, causing the spell to glow even brighter. The powerful blast peeled the metal of the autocannon’s barrel back, destroying the weapon and effectively ending any use the Urbie had. It also caused the now crippled Hunchback to topple over, its blinded pilot having no idea what in the hell was going on.
He patted the Urbie’s console once, giving the trash can a silent thank you, then tried to climb out of the mech’s cockpit. He couldn’t get the now-bent frame of the hatch to open, so he slashed at the rest of the viewport screen with his sword until it broke open, jumping the ten or so feet down to the ground with his invulnerability spell still active.
That led him to cut the Hunchbacks arm off with the sword’s magic, then using Dig to open a hole into the cockpit. The man was terrified and confused as to why he went from dominating the battle to being blinded and dangling off his chest harness. When John’s voice echoed through his cockpit, threatening death by fire, he immediately surrendered.
Fuck you guys if you think I am going to die that easily this time. You gave me this stuff, I am going to bloody well use it. I have a promise to keep.
He was pissed that he was so helpless to help Lucy find her daughter, the Hunchback, one of the few ‘smaller’ mechs that could have turned both of their mechs into scrap with just a couple of shots. If this were this world’s can’t win scenario, well tough, he won.
“What in the hell did you do to me, man?” The pirate said, terrified of the armoured figure towering over him.
John just backhanded him with an armoured gauntlet, sending the pirate sprawling. He then activated his Scouter skill, listening in on his thoughts.
“Shut up! I am the one asking questions here. Unless you want to burn feet first, you are going to answer them. Do you understand?” He said, stepping on the man’s chest and resting the point of his sword on his neck.
The man nodded his head vigorously, a trickle of blood leaking from where the blade touched him.
“Where are the captives?”
“In-in-in the Grottenburg built along the cave wall.” The man said, his thoughts telling John that there was some sort of structure built into the cave wall itself.
“Is Lucy’s daughter with them?”
“Y-Yes. Wait? Why would you care-” He started to say, but John leaned over and smacked him again, busting the man’s lips open.
“DO NOT INTERRUPT ME! You have two choices here: a quick death or a long one. I will get the answers I am looking for either way! Now, is the Star League cache here?”
“The doors are down the tunnel on the other side of the cave. We haven’t been able to break into it yet.”
I need to stall. If I can stay alive until Susie gets here tomorrow with the rest of Ryan’s Rebels, they will make quick work of the Blackstone Guards.
“How many mechs and pirates are left?” John asked, laughing a little at this man’s optimism. The fact that a major pirate band would be arriving tomorrow was somewhat concerning, but he would deal with that later.
“Before we fought, there should have been four mechs left engaging your lance, along with several armoured vehicles. There are about ten other workers spread throughout the camp, manning the base defences or guarding the prisoners.”
John just nodded, listening to the man’s surface thoughts at the same time. “Good. Now, you are going to tell me about everything that is beyond that cave opening. Types of defences, the mechs, armaments, everything. Then we will talk about Ryan’s Rebels, as I know they are due planetside tomorrow. If you are honest with me, you get to die quickly, with little pain. If you start lying…” John said, then formed a ball of fire in his hand. “Things won’t go well for you.”
“W-what is that, no, no, wait… W-w-w-why is your eye glowing, man? What is wrong with you!?!” The pirate said, literally shaking underneath John’s boot.
“Because I’m the god damn boogeyman, and am going haunt you for the rest of your short, miserable life. Now speak.” John growled, grinding his heel into the man’s chest.
And the man did, spilling every detail he knew about what was going on in the cave beyond. John’s mood continued to darken as he learned more, particularly about this Susie character and the pirate gang arriving tomorrow. Apparently, she was actually a pirate princess, the daughter of the leaders of the Greater Valkyrate. She oversaw most of the operations within this pirate syndicate, preparing to take over the pirate nation from her aging parents.
Lucy’s Black Jack had stopped nearby, saying nothing but listening in on their entire conversation. When John was sure he had everything he needed, he slashed the pirate’s neck with his sword, ending his life quickly as he had promised. The man didn’t deserve it, but John wasn’t in a position to take prisoners yet, and this man was high enough up in the food chain that the pirates might rescue him from the mines. He didn’t want to end up fighting the same enemy again and again like some god damn superhero.
John sighed, then turned around and looked up at Lucy’s cockpit, realizing that he probably had some explaining to do. “Hey! Can you lower the ladder and give me a lift? We have some work to do still.”
She didn’t say anything, but after a few moments, she bent the mech at its knees. A ladder slid down off the mech’s rear torso, allowing John to climb up and enter the Black Jack’s cockpit. There was even less room in there than in the Jenners’; the jump seat was just a fold-down pad behind her chair, not leaving him much room. He made his armour return to his belt buckle so he could even fit inside the cramped space.
“Lucy, I-” John started, but she interrupted him.
“Thank you, John-Sama. I have no idea what you just did, and I… I can’t even process what I saw right now, but you found out where my daughter is. For that alone, I will be forever in your debt. So, if you want to keep whatever happened a secret, on my life, I will never say a word to anyone.”
“Lucy, thank you.” He started, then turned and rested a hand on her shoulder. He was mildly surprised she didn’t flinch at his touch, but instead rested her hand on top of his. “If you want to know, I will tell you everything, but later. Until then, we have a handful of turrets to blow up. Not to mention your daughter, and some captives to rescue. Are you good to pilot, or do I need to rip my neurohelmet out of the Urbie, and we can swap spots?”
She started to giggle, her cute little laughter bringing a smile to John’s lips and clearing his mind of the dark thoughts that had been lingering there. “I’m fine.” She said after a moment, “I am not some helpless woman who needs a man to fight all her battles for her, though the thought is appreciated. Let me show you just how good I am!” She said, pushing the throttle forward, sending the Black Jack towards the end of the tunnel.
“Never said you were. If I recall correctly, you nearly killed me once while you were in an immobile mech. I was just offering as a friend. A friend helping another friend going through a stressful situation.” John said, squeezing her shoulder once before letting go and buckling himself in.
“A friend… no, you are becoming much more than that, John-sama. My debt continues to deepen.” She whispered under her breath. John only caught bits of what she said, but her mech’s autocannons started barking, and he didn’t have a chance to ask her to repeat herself.
Lucy made short work of the fixed turrets inside of the cave, all of them shorter ranged missile and autocannon batteries near the mouth of the main entrance. Her 25mm cannons were some of the longest ranged weapons available to mechs, and with her advantageous position at the rear of the cave, she could tear them apart well beyond their maximum range. John was kind of curious as to why some of these massive weapons seemed to have such short ranges, but his memories didn’t really give him a good answer.
There were artillery units in the innersphere that had much more conventional ranges, but the Mech’s and armoured vehicles themselves seemed limited to effective ranges of within a half a mile or less. There was a lot of ECM gear that would mess with targeting, so he just chalked it up to that and moved on.
The Grottenburg appeared to be a building built into the cave wall. The door on the ground looked heavily armoured, as if it could withstand several rounds of fire from a battlemech before being breached. There were darkened windows several stories up, overlooking the cave, but otherwise it looked nearly impenetrable.
“Let me off by the building, then go join up with the command lance. If you can help pin down the remaining pirates from behind, they might just surrender.” John said, getting ready to climb out of the cockpit.
“Wait, let me come with you!” Lucy said, sounding anxious.
“Do you have any armour, weapons or hand-to-hand combat training?” He asked.
“I have some training, and I have this pistol.” She said, pulling out Freddy’s old revolver, which he kept in the cockpit in case he had to eject on a planet that had hostile fauna.
“No armour. No deal. I don’t want you to get yourself killed, not when you are so close to being reunited with your daughter. Go aid the old man, and bring in reinforcements. I can protect myself, but my… skills won’t protect you. We don’t even know how many pirates are left in that facility, but they are all armed with pistols or shotguns according to their leader.” John replied.
“Fine.” She said, then raised one of her mech’s arms. “Let me at least open the door for you.”
Before he could reply that it was unnecessary, the barrel smashed into a window on what appeared to be the third story of the structure, shattering the glass and exposing the unoccupied room. She then backed her mech up to the newly created opening until it bounced against the rock wall.
“There, you can get in through an opening that probably isn’t fortified now. Go save Rei, John-sama. And please, be careful. Oh, and if Sandy is with her, let her live if you can. She is an old woman who runs those Indy mechs to load cargo for the pirates and takes care of Rei for me. From what I can tell, she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time and got stuck in a life she wanted nothing to do with.”
“No promises if she cannot be reasoned with, but I will try. Good luck.” John said, then climbed out of the cockpit.
He ran across the shoulder of the Black Jack and climbed down into the room. Drawing the Sword of Truth, he activated his armour and cast Barrier on himself. Now ready to begin his infiltration, he waved to the back of Lucy’s mech and opened the door, stepping into the hall.
He had pirates to kill and a little girl to rescue. He wished for a moment he had some of the weapons from Infinite Frontiers with him, but he would make do. Having that divine shield would be a great equalizer for melee combatants in this world of guns and lasers.
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Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage