*POOF*
A cloud of golden smoke, accompanied by loud music and flashing lights, signaled John’s arrival back to DEN. He patiently waited for it to clear as Elvis announced his return.
“Please welcome back to the stage, our oldest competitor, John Wayne!”
The room fell silent as the cloud cleared, revealing that John was no longer wearing his Leathers but the khaki shorts and pineapple shirt he had on at the beach a few days ago. All his equipment was on the table between him and Alec, including a very odd-looking Pelican figurine. It was slightly larger and, for some reason, glowing green.
“I see you see the problem as well, John,” Alec said, the man noticing John’s gaze.
“What is wrong with it?” John asked, confused.
“It is full of people.” The man sighed. “I thought we told you not to keep anything in the vehicles?”
“Wait, what happened?”
“What happened is that I prevented you from killing everyone on board by accident. When you returned, it tried to come back with you to DEN since you were touching it. The radiation here at the Omni is not conducive to normal human survival. You get a pass as a DEN contestant, but these people would have been killed nearly instantly.”
“Shit. I didn’t know.”
“Yeah, well, it’s fine. I put this barrier around it, but whenever you use it again, your passengers will stay in the world you expand it in. All of them.”
“Ahh… crap,” John said. He was happy that Lucy, Mia, and Rei would be able to come, but he wasn’t expecting the rest. He would have to make sure it was somewhere fairly safe for that.
“Indeed, you will, John. Now that that is out of the way. How was your trip into the Bonus World?”
John took a drink from the glass that was beside him, the Westria flowing quickly into his body and refocusing his mind. “It was hard. Our equipment was crap, and the fact that we even made it to the fight with Clan Wolf was incredible. I felt like I was always one step away from dying in a nuclear fire. If it wasn’t for all these extra skills I have, I doubt I would have made it as far as I did.”
“It’s true. In the stories canon, the Guards were just a ragtag group of MechWarriors with subpar equipment. They didn’t know how the Clans operated and were obliterated just outside of town. Your sparing Lucy, then Mia, gave you some advantages, but overall, you were never going to actually win there. I think you pretty much had the best ending you could have received by becoming their Prefect, with your escape just being the sauce on the goose, ya?”
“So… how did I do?”
“Well, we will need to calculate the totals, but because of that, your rewards are going to be a little funky,” Alec said, gesturing to the Pelican.
A screen popped up in front of John, and it looked a lot different than the ones from the previous worlds.
[World – Battletech – The Bastard of Blackstone]
[Short Story – Completed]
[Ending – Escape From The Periphery]
[Points Earned – 25 + 25 For Prestige Quest]
[Routes Taken]
[The Forsaken Princess 10/11]
[Lucy was finally done running and settled for the man who saved her]
[When you rescued her daughter, her deep respect for you grew]
[When her daughter took a liking to you, she began to fall in love as well]
[The Broken Viper 9/11]
[Mia’s mind had been nearly shattered while forced to serve Susie Morgaine-Ryan]
[You accepted her as a bondsmen, and you did not kill her friend, earning her trust]
[She does not understand what Love is, but is now having those feelings for you]
[Paths not taken]
[Bromance With The Beard 3/11]
[You did not join Freddy with his womanizing ways, having threesomes and orgies with him]
[The Mechanic 4/11]
[You piqued Maggie’s interest, but she fell back into her one-sided love with Freddy instead]
[Snake In A Cave 1/11]
[Abby only knows you as someone who outed their plans]
[Pirate Princess 0/11]
[You broke her stuff and captured her]
[Points earned – 27]
[Total Points – 77]
[Multipliers]
[Initial Mech – Light with Damage – x 1.75]
[Lance Composition – Light Skirmish – x 1.75]
[Lance Skill – Maximum – x 0.50]
[Starting C-Bills – High – x 0.50]
[Planetary Support – Minimum, supportive – x 1.50]
[Total Multiplier – x 2.00]
[Total Points – 154]
[Rewards]
[Stat Points – +15]
[Gatcha Tokens – +20000]
[For Earning More Than 150 Points, Choose One Of The Following]
[Assault Mech + 1x Omniportal (single use)]
[Heavy Mech + 2x Omniportal (single use)]
[Medium Mech + 3x Omniportal (single use)]
[Light Mech + 4x Omniportal (single use)]
[Prestige Bonus]
[OmniGate – OG – 1]
[New World Bonus – Confirmed]
[Stat Points – +15]
[Achievements Earned – Clan Wayne]
[World – High School of the Dead – Closed – Evolving]
[World – The Great Cleric – Closed – Evolving]
[World – StarCraft – Open]
[World – Infinite Frontiers – Closed – Evolving]
[World – High School DxD – AU – Open]
[World – Warcraft 3 Reforged – Closed – Evolving]
[World – Battletech – Completed – Closed – Evolving]
[Calculations Complete]
[Would you like to allocate stat points now? Y/N]
“What am I looking at here?” John asked.
What did this mean by the route taken? And these rewards? What is an Omniportal? Omnigate?
“You are looking at the problem. You see, the Omniportals were so you could teleport your family in BT to whatever world you wanted, but since they are stuck inside your Pelican, you inadvertently have the reward already and then some. So you get the final reward only, a single light mech, and the next time you use the Pelican, you can release everyone into that world.” He said, then waved his hand. A small token landed in John’s lap, looking vaguely like a mech, though he wasn’t familiar with the design.
“Well, that is good. Thank you.” He replied, then asked his next question before he got off track with the mech. “And what is this Omnigate.
“Ah ha! Well, you seem interested in making this a true multiverse story, so the director decided to run with it. Once you complete a world’s story to DEN’s satisfaction, you will be provided with OG-2 and so forth. You will then be able to link two worlds together with the Omnigates. When you are in either of those worlds, time will continue to flow in both of them.
For example, you could drop a gate in High School DxD and another in Warcraft 3, and you could move from being a school principal to being a prince. Maybe get the devils to fight the scourge for you? Ahh, probably be a hard sell as you are there right now, but it’s possible. As you develop the story in these worlds more, I’m sure you will find situations where you will find a use for it.”
John just blinked. He now had a way to bring people and things between worlds? That… that would change many of his future plans for some of those worlds. He shook his head; he was getting off track. He still needed to get resurrection magic, and he needed to get back to The Great Cleric before he could return to Warcraft to get it.
“What is this Achievement for?”
“Clan Wayne? You are not a Wolf, but you are taking on their ways by having two sworn bondsmen to you. So we have bestowed this reward upon you. Basically, anyone who you have sworn into your service or has become committed to you will get some minor bonuses from your system. It’s like the party system, which you still haven’t used yet, but is active when they are not in your party.”
“I really need to stop and look at that stuff soon.” He muttered.
“Yes, you do. Thankfully, Xiaolin has a short trip planned for you once we finish up here. You had a rough time in the last two worlds, so we thought it would be good to have another break before you carry on. You can look that all up then.”
The tiger-striped woman popped out from behind a curtain, wearing a skimpy black swimsuit, and blew a kiss his way. That explained his attire. He blew her one back then and refocused on Alec.
Apparently, I am getting a couple of days off again.
“Dare I ask what mech I am getting?” He asked, looking at the generic-looking mech now in his palm.
“Do you need to ask? You had such fun with the garbage can.” Alec replied, the shit-eating grin returning to his face.
“Seriously? Why would you do that to me, Alec?”
“Hah! You should see the look on your face. No, it will be randomized…though an UrbanMech is still a possibility. Any further questions?”
“Yeah, what is with these other routes? And why are the ones I am on not completed even though the world is complete?”
“Well, the story was like a choose-your-own-adventure book. You had different possible outcomes depending on what you decided to do. If you and Freddy decided to party hard instead of you returning to save Lucy from being executed, you could have been tag-teaming women every night with him. Or, if you pressed Maggie a bit, she might have come out of her delusion about Freddy, and you could have had a relationship. Or if you decided to embrace your inner pirate, you could have joined with Susie.
There was no right route; there were just different options. As to why you didn’t get max points for Lucy, well, you are still unmarried. For Mia, you didn’t get her a bondcord, and become a Couple in her mind. You technically have step 11 finished, but you missed step 10. It is very important for her to have that bondcord.”
“I see, well, I don’t think I would have changed anything. Let’s move on.” John said. He wasn’t sure why his relationships were part of his points system, but he assumed it would be a one-off event in the bonus world.
[Status – John Suzy Wayne]
[Age – 84 ]
[Mana – 100/100% – +]
[Stats – Human Average 20]
[Free Points – +10]
[STRENGTH – 36 -> 32 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[REFLEX – 33 -> 29 -10 (Right side) = 19 (Right Shoulder Injury, Missing Eye)]
[SPEED – 27 -> 24 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[ENDURANCE – 64 -> 59 (Right Shoulder Injury)]
[INTELLIGENCE – 50 -> 8 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[WISDOM – 50 -> 8 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[LUCK – 42]
[DEN Achievements – You Can Bring It With You, Clan Wayne]
[Current Gatcha Tokens – 39650 – 18505 + 20000 = 41145]
[Skills]
[DEN Return (24 hr cooldown)]
[General Magic – Adept]
[Pilot – +Savant]
[Dig]
[Ambidextrous – Adept]
[Swordsman – +Novice (TGC)]
[Animal Husbandry – Adept]
[Gardening – +Novice]
[Firearms – Adept]
[Gunnery – Novice]
[Status Ailment Resistance – +Novice] (New)
[All Magic Affinity – Novice (IF)]
[Healing Magic Affinity – +Adept (IF)]
[Dancing – Adept]
[Divine Aura – Master (WC3)]
[Singing – Novice (BT)] (New)
[Leadership – Novice (BT)] (New)
[Planning – Novice (BT)] (New)
[Logistics – Novice (BT)] (New)
[Ejaculation Control – +Novice]
[Tonal Connection – Adept]
[Scouter – +Novice]
[Refractory Period – +Novice]
[Fortified Sperm]
[Egg Splitter]
[Flavoured Semen Selector]
[Known Magics]
Holy Magic
[Heal]
[Cure]
[Detoxify Poison]
[Paralysis Recovery]
[Sleep Recovery]
[Middle Heal]
[Barrier (Basic)]
[Holy Light (WC3) Lvl 2]
[Divine Shield (WC3) Lvl 2]
Arcane Magic
[Firebolt]
[Water Ball]
[Wind Blade]
[Mud]
[Darkness]
[Bolt]
[Quest]
[The Cross-Worlds NoFap Challenge Level 2]
[Take the virginity of five different women – 3/5]
[Rewards]
[One S-Class Implant From Infinite Frontiers]
[One A-Class Implant From Infinite Frontiers]
[One Heavy Clan OmniMech From Battletech – Timber Wolf]
[X]
[X]
John pondered it for a moment. His buffering of his Stamina, Intelligence, and Wisdom had definitely helped with his exhaustion and mental state, but wrestling with Bryn showed him he really needed to be able to react faster. That would help him in many situations.
“Dump my stat points into reflex, please.”
[REFLEX – 33 + 15 = 48 -> 44 -10 (Right side) = 34 (Right Shoulder Injury, Missing Eye)]
He glanced at the new stuff in his skill list. “What is this all from?”
“Learning from James how to run an operation. All those little details that he seemed to pick up and be ready for it were training for you to see how to lead people, not just from the front, but from the rear. They are all passive skills, but will be useful for you going forward as you train.”
John nodded. It made some sense to him. He really didn’t have much else to talk about, and if Xiaolin had another vacation planned for them, he would much rather get on with that.
“Give me five Eroge rolls, please, and one mid-tier vehicle.” He said, keeping the majority of his tokens free for larger purchases later. It was handy to have the extra tokens to boost his Pelican, making it even more useful.
John sat back in his chair as the gatcha started to spin again, enjoying his drink. Whatever was in it was great at letting him reset himself when he returned here.
“Congratulations, you have acquired the Mid-Tier Vehicle 1991 Harley Davidson Fat Boy. Whether down the strip or to terminate mankind, this Hollywood special is ready to carry you wherever you need to go. Connor’s not included.” Elvis announced, as a black-and-grey motorcycle materialized beside John. It roared to life, revving a few times, before going silent.
“That… I was not expecting.” John said, looking over at his new ride. It looked just like the bike Schwarzenegger used in Terminator 2, and was easily large enough to accommodate his frame.
“Much like your Madd Max car, this bike is more durable to weapons fire and can drive over both dirt and the streets with ease. You can fuel it with Gatcha as well if whatever world you use it in doesn’t have gas.” Alec added.
“Sounds good,” John replied. It had been years since he drove one, but he was sure that wouldn’t be an issue.
The gatcha continued, filled with lights, flashing and exploding smoke bombs. Thankfully, he didn’t get wacked with things again.
“Congratulations, you have acquired the skill ‘Healing Touch’. When activated, your hands will feel amazing to anyone you touch with them.”
“Congratulations, you have acquired ‘Shoulder Repair’. Your shoulder is now back to normal, no more random dislocations for you.”
“Congratulations, you have acquired ‘Increased Bone Density’. Less chances of breaking something if you fall.”
“Congratulations, you have acquired ‘Increased Tongue Length’. Your tongue is now 1 cm longer.”
“Congratulations, you have acquired ‘Increased Tongue Dexterity’. With some practice, you may be able to tie a cherry stem in a knot.”
Energy flooded into John’s right shoulder, and he could feel the old injury finally healing completely. He gave it a couple of good rolls; it seemed to have the same flexibility as his left arm now.
“This is great, Alec, thank you!” He said. His body was finally repaired. Well… except his eye, ear, and face.
Damn… okay maybe not completely repaired.
“No problem, you earned it. Now, before you two take off for a couple of days, do you have any final questions about Battletech or anything else?”
John thought back, then looked down at the table. His bow and house were there now, returned to him yet again. “Why did you only let me keep a few things from the Gatcha for that world?”
“We didn’t think you would need them there, and honestly, I thought you might have gone up in a nuclear fire and destroyed them in Suzy Q. So we kept the ones that didn’t seem to have an immediate use back here. You did spend an awful lot of tokens on them.” Alec said, folding his hands in front of him. “Of course, I should have asked first. Would a holy bow or the sex den, as you like to call it, have been helpful there?”
“The house, maybe, but I see your point.”
“Good, because for the rest of these worlds, we won’t be protecting anything. Battletech was just a little special; your goal was to survive progressively more dangerous encounters within another death world. That place is always in a constant state of strife, with civilization nearly on the verge of collapse. Your little spot out in the middle of nowhere was usually a pretty quiet place compared to most.”
“So, it says it is completed and closed, but is evolving. Does that mean I can go back sometime?”
“Of course you can, though that will be some time. Why, were you actually planning to go back?”
“No, I’m good. I was just curious.” John said, standing up. “Well, I think I am ready for whatever Xiaolin has planned.”
“Good. Have fun, kids, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!” Alec replied, then gave the pair of them a wave before disappearing.
Xiaolin walked up to John, a huge grin on her face. They embraced, kissing tenderly for a minute before John pulled back from the old goddess.
“Missed you, tiger.”
“Missed you too. Speaking of tigers,” She said, then snapped her fingers. Her body changed from just having tiger-striped skin to having two orange-and-black cat ears and a long orange-and-black tail. “There! Now, we’re off!”
“Wait! Wher-?” John said, but was suddenly teleported away, leaving the DEN stage empty yet again.
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[Status – John Suzy Wayne]
[Age – 84 ]
[Mana – 100/100% – +]
[Stats – Human Average 20]
[Free Points – 0]
[STRENGTH – 36]
[REFLEX – 48 -> -10 (Right side) = 38 (Missing Eye)]
[SPEED – 27]
[ENDURANCE – 64]
[INTELLIGENCE – 50 -> 8 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[WISDOM – 50 -> 8 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator at minimal setting. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[LUCK – 42]
[DEN Achievements – You Can Bring It With You, Clan Wayne]
[Current Gatcha Tokens – 39645]
[Skills]
[DEN Return (24 hr cooldown)]
[General Magic – Adept]
[Pilot – +Savant]
[Dig]
[Ambidextrous – Adept]
[Swordsman – +Novice (TGC)]
[Animal Husbandry – Adept]
[Gardening – +Novice]
[Firearms – Adept]
[Gunnery – Novice]
[Status Ailment Resistance – +Novice]
[All Magic Affinity – Novice (IF)]
[Healing Magic Affinity – +Adept (IF)]
[Dancing – Adept]
[Divine Aura – Master (WC3)]
[Singing – Novice (BT)]
[Leadership – Novice (BT)]
[Planning – Novice (BT)]
[Logistics – Novice (BT)]
[Ejaculation Control – +Novice]
[Tonal Connection – Adept]
[Scouter – +Novice]
[Refractory Period – +Novice]
[Fortified Sperm]
[Egg Splitter]
[Flavoured Semen Selector]
[Healing Touch]
[Known Magics]
Holy Magic
[Heal]
[Cure]
[Detoxify Poison]
[Paralysis Recovery]
[Sleep Recovery]
[Middle Heal]
[Barrier (Basic)]
[Holy Light (WC3) Lvl 2]
[Divine Shield (WC3) Lvl 2]
Arcane Magic
[Firebolt]
[Water Ball]
[Wind Blade]
[Mud]
[Darkness]
[Bolt]
[Quest]
[The Cross-Worlds NoFap Challenge Level 2]
[Take the virginity of five different women – 3/5]
[Rewards]
[One S-Class Implant From Infinite Frontiers]
[One A-Class Implant From Infinite Frontiers]
[One Heavy Clan OmniMech From Battletech – Timber Wolf]
[X]
[X]
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Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage