A Store In The Atrium
Ash was leading Niki around the shop, piling clothing high enough into Niki’s arms that she couldn’t see over the pile.
“Are you sure this isn’t too much, Ash?” Niki said, trying to look around the side of the growing pile.
“Well, you have your work clothing, some casual wear, and pyjamas,” Ash said while rifling through more clothing.
“Yeah, those pyjamas looked super cute and really comfortable.” She replied.
“Well, don’t expect to wear them too much,” Ash said, tossing another set of clothing on top of the pile.
“Ahh… Wait? Why?” She replied, confused at what the older woman meant by that.
“Why? The same reason we bought you a maid outfit, a swimsuit, and lingerie. So you can get John horny, and he rips your clothes off you and ravages you.”
“Eeeekkk! You can’t be serious, he isn’t that kind of guy!” Niki said, aghast at the thought Ash just put in her head.
“Oh my sweet summer child, he might be nice and gallant, your very own white knight, but I guarantee that the moment you give him an inch, he will be ripping off your clothing and devouring you. And you won’t even want him to stop.”
“Eeekk! I…I don’t know if I am ready for that!”
“Niki, don’t be scared. Even though he has groped me a few times, he is a good guy. While I haven’t had a chance to see how he is in bed, I am sure he will make your first time special, something you will fondly recall for the rest of your life.”
“Y-You think so?”
“I do. Now, let’s look at the drugs over there. There are a few things you will need to have.” Ash said, dragging the nearly overwhelmed Niki over to another shelf. “These are for spaceflight sickness. Just pop one when you are queasy.”
“Isn’t there a medical pod for this?”
“You might not have time to go to the pod, so the pill helps for those occasions.”
“Ahh… That makes sense, I guess.”
“Take these pills when you need to stay awake. One pill can keep your brain functioning at a 100% for three days straight, though you’d better clear your schedule for when it wears off, as you probably won’t wake up for twenty-four hours afterwards.”
“That is a really long time.”
“Yeah. It is not very often that we need to use them, but it is better to have and not use them than need them and not have them. Oh, you want to have a few of these if you do end up using that pill.” Ash said and pulled out a pack of adult diapers. “The next is-“
“Wait, wait, wait. Why do I need those?!?”
“These? They are adult diapers. In case you need to pee while you are sleeping off the effects of that pill. You wouldn’t want to embarrass yourself by accident, right?”
“This whole situation is pretty embarrassing.”
“Oh, stop freaking out over every little thing. It is just a precaution.”
“Ahhh… hawww… hawwww….” Niki breathed in deeply, trying to rein in her emotions. After about thirty seconds, she got ahold of herself. “Phew… okay, I am okay now. I can handle this.”
“That’s the spirit! Now, this pill will reduce your monthly flow and eliminate the cramps.”
“That seems like a useful one.”
“It is, however, there is a one in three chance it starts making you very fertile. I am sure John would love seeing a bunch of his children running around, don’t you, Niki? Niki?” Ash said. When she didn’t get a reply, she turned around. Niki was on the floor, collapsed underneath the pile of clothing.
Ash snickered a little bit, then started to pick up the fallen clothing.
Poor kid, I hope I didn’t take my joke too far… Naw, she’s good.
The Dwarves Apartment
“Make yerself at home. Do ya want a beer?” Chris asked John when they got upstairs.
“Yes, please, it has been a hell of a day.” He replied, then looked around. The apartment had an open-concept design, with grey metal walls and a few doors that he assumed led to bedrooms. The kitchen area was small, with only a small fridge and a food synthesizer on the counter. The living room area had a couple of large, grey sectional couches in front of a large television. He set the bag of burgers down on the counter, then sat down on one of the couches.
Chris joined him a few moments later, two cans of beer in her hand. “Here ya go, hon. Be careful with it, it’s a dwarven ale, and it might be a bit stronger than yer used to.”
“Thanks. I’ll be okay.” John said and took a sip.
What? It’s like a strong German beer. I loved those in my last life.
“Mmm, it’s good. So, you seem rather relaxed considering what happened outside.” He said, noticing that she left the wrench on the counter.
“Oh, that. It’s not the first time they tried something. Usually, they run away with their tails tucked between their legs when I threaten them with a wrench. Camila and Timur must be pushing them hard fer them to have the balls to take me on without guns.” She replied. She then stripped off the coveralls she was wearing and tossed them to the side of the room. She was wearing black shorts and a purple t-shirt underneath. She sat down beside him and stretched her arms above her head.
“Oh, really? I thought you were in dire straits there.” He said, smiling at how cute she looked doing that.
“Well, she did manage to grapple me this time, so I do appreciate the help. I probably could have broken her hold, but I dunno if I would have had time before the other punk shocked me.” She said, then took a swig of her drink. “I am very happy ya stepped in and saved me. Like a white knight out of Tanya’s fantasy novels.”
She gave him a quick kiss on his cheek, then continued. “Besides, the look of terror in her eyes when you put your blade to her throat was priceless. She had no idea you had walked up behind her.”
Ahh, that was sweet. Will Chris be the first somewhat normal woman I meet in this world? Wait, she is an engineer, that title alone means she isn’t normal… drat.
“Heh, thank you. It was my pleasure to help. So Ash said something about racing?” He said, moving the topic away from the gang members.
“Yeah. Pod racing. The regional qualifiers are taking place tonight in preparation for the main event. We usually have a little gathering to watch them. Greg sponsors a racer who is a family friend of ours. The party usually becomes a celebration if she wins.”
“Is she another Dwarf?”
“Naw. She is a Dark Elf. She has reflexes like a cat and is fearless. Serena is her name. She and Ash are friends, though their relationship is kinda weird. Frienemies might be a better way to describe them.” Chris said, then sighed.
“What’s with the sigh?”
“Oh, just remembered that I’m about to get really busy again. Serena brings that coffin of hers here after every race to get maintenance, and with the new racing season starting, it will be here more days than not.”
“And since Greg sponsors it, you need to provide free labour?”
“Heck No! I charge a premium for it. I think Serena just likes my work or something like that. She definitely doesn’t have any interest in my brother; her brother and mine have their own thing going on. Besides, he is rarely here anyway.”
“Maybe she is interested in the mechanic herself?” He said, teasing her a little bit.
“Pfft! As if. She is into her racing, I’m into my machines, not women.” Chris replied, laughing along with John.
As she was talking, John noticed Tanya had arrived and was sneaking up behind her sister. She got close, and as soon as Chris stopped laughing, she popped up behind the couch. “I thought ya were into tall guys with kind hearts and big dicks?”
“Well, yeah, that too- Hey! Don’t out me like that, ya troll!” Chris said, swatting her sister. “Did ya get Serena all set for her race? Oh, where is Greg?”
“Yep, she is ready. Greg is downstairs, said he needed to take a call.” She replied, then looked at John. “I see ya there, John. Where is Ash and this new crewmember ya hired?”
“They are out shopping. Niki needed a complete wardrobe as she was living on the streets. You see…” John said, then relayed everything that had happened since he left the guild last night. Greg showed up in the middle of the story, so John had to repeat a few things. He thought about hiding it for a moment, but as Ash already knew, and with the gangs threatening Chris, he figured he might as well be honest with his new friends.
Huh, I suppose they really are my friends, aren’t they? I really don’t have many friends in all of these worlds yet. Not including Nanaella or Shizuka, Bazan and the lineage of the White Wolf are pretty much it. I can’t call anyone else in High School of the Dead a friend, as most of them seem to see me as something more than human now. I didn’t make any friends in that DxD universe either… it was mainly a bunch of kids playing school administrators.
John paused at that thought. He really missed just hanging out and shooting the shit with people.
I need to make more friends when I move between these worlds, even if it’s just a handful of them. It would help me stay sane.
“Damn man, ya didn’t waste time. I still remember my time as an IDS. I’m just lucky Tanya had enough money to bail me out of that. Treat her well, eh?” Greg said, bringing John out of his contemplation.
“I am still not completely comfortable with this situation. I plan on treating her like a crew member, not an IDS.” He replied.
“Ha! I knew it. Yer always one to protect others, ain’t cha, John. Poor Ash found a tough one.” Tanya said, flopping down on the couch on John’s right side.
Poor Ash? What is she talking about?
“That is good of ya, John. Now, I’m gonna get a beer and turn on the races.” Greg said, making his way to the kitchen.
“Oh! Before I forget, Camila and Timur’s thugs were here while ya both were out. They were looking for more credits for their ridiculous protection fee.” Chris said, sitting up a bit.
“What did ya do?” Greg asked from the kitchen.
“Well, one of them managed to get a hold of me after I knocked another one out. They were about to stun me when John showed up and introduced them to that sword he wears at his hip. I gave their leader a nice love tap with my wrench afterwards for good measure, though.” She replied, then leaned lightly onto his shoulder.
“Really? Those rats are gonna give us more trouble than it’s worth at this rate.” Greg sighed. “Thanks for looking after my sister, John. We owe ya one, again.”
I really don’t think they owe me anything, but it’s probably rude to say so. Might be a dwarven honour thing.
“It’s fine. I think I’ve pissed his gang off once today, what is one more time?” He said, taking another sip of his drink.
“Ha! Ya really are turning into a white knight from a fairy tale, John. Be careful, or some fair maiden will sink her teeth into ya before you notice anything.” Tanya said, then leaned into his other side. Chris started giggling at her sister and leaned into him harder.
“Please. If she is using teeth, then he’d better run away quickly.” Greg said, coming back to the living room. He glanced at his sisters for a moment, shrugged and sat down at the other end of the couch. He picked up a remote and turned on the TV.
“We shall see how that turns out,” John replied, then looked down at the two women leaning on him. He whispered. “Do you two want to cuddle here? Or can I have my arms back? I am good for either, I just want to know what you two want?”
“Cuddles.” They both said simultaneously, making John chuckle. He set his beer down on the table in front of them, then draped his arms over their shoulders. He was a large man, but he looked absolutely massive next to these two. Though after watching Chris swing that wrench around, he was under no illusion who was actually physically stronger.
“So, Chris was telling me about this pod racer you sponsored. How did that end up happening?” He asked Greg.
“Heh, ahh Serena. Yeah, she is a character. She is a former mercenary whom I worked with before the girls left home to join me. We did a few jobs together, but one day, there was a weird request at the guild for a replacement pilot. She took it and fell in love with the sport. Ended up selling off her ship to buy herself her own pod. She asked if I could help with the finances for a cut of her winnings.
I wasn’t hurting for cash at the time, so I agreed. She is one of the fastest racers in the sector, and even made it as far as eighth place at the Emperor’s Cup in the capital, so my investment has paid me back handsomely. Honestly, at this point, I feel bad taking part of her winnings, but she doesn’t want to buy back my shares. So I stay active in her career, so at least it appears that I am earning the money.” Greg said at length.
“Oh, whatever, Greg. She is worried that if she buys yer shares back, Chris will have no reason to fix her pod anymore.” Tanya said, tossing her empty beer at her brother.
“Bah, you’re imagining things!”
“Oh, really? Who was it again that begged me to either drop clients or work double shifts last season so her pod would be in tip-top shape?” Chris said, throwing her own empty at him, too.
“Hey, what is with the cans? And ya know we needed the money since the gang’s protection fees went up! Tanya and I are not always nearby to watch over ya, err, the shop.” Greg replied, picking up the cans off the floor.
“Don’t even. Just cause yer a merc doesn’t mean I won’t whoop yer ass! C’Mere!” Chris said, launching herself at Greg. The two siblings started quarrelling on the couch.
“Ack! I’m sorry! Let go of my hair!” He yelped.
John whispered to Tanya. “Is this a normal occurrence?”
“Yeah, usually a few times a month. Sadly, she doesn’t learn from her losses.” Tanya whispered back.
“I see. Hey, where is the bathroom at?” He asked.
“Downstairs. First door on the left.” She replied.
John stood up. “I’ll be back. Save my seat.” He said, then moved downstairs.
Tanya watched him go, a hunger growing in her eyes. She glanced at the two wrestlers, then got up and followed him.
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Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage