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[World – Highschool Of The Dead]
[Canon Completion (By Manga) – 33%]
[Current Canon Integrity – 78%]
**[Anomalies]**
[Minor – Cured own Zombie Infection – 1%]
[Major – AU – Awakened ^#&(@^ from their Slumber – 5%]
[Minor – Killed the Gangbanger Assaulting Rei – 1%]
[Minor – Reasserted Authority over the Survivors at the Gas Station – 1%]
[Minor – Opened up the Apartment’s wall to access the next one – 2%]
[Major – Revealed to the group that you have magic given to you by a Higher Being – 10%]
[Minor – Became ‘More than Human’ to the Survivors – 3%]
[Minor – Had Shizuka confess to you. Kissed Shizuka. – 1%]
[Minor – Listened to and acted upon Rei’s suggestions – 1%]
[Minor – Butterfly Effect – Bonded with both Tsunoda and Kohta over weapons training – 4%]
[Minor – Butterfly Effect – Kohta received Positive Attention from his Classmates – 2%]
[Major – Sex with Shizuka – 5%]
[Minor – Rei confessed to you in this month’s weirdest threesome – 1%]
[Major – Presented Saeko with a real weapon, earning her loyalty by the show of Honour and Respect – 5%]
[Minor – Listened to Rei when she was expressing her feelings – 3%]
[Major – Organised and Executed the Rescue of Alice and her family – 5%]
[Minor – Cured a Survivor’s Zombie Infection – 1%]
[Major – Revealed your Magic to New Survivors – 5%]
[Minor – Remained in the Apartment Overnight – 1%]
[Minor – Complemented Saeko’s cooking/suitability to be a wife – 1%]
[Minor – Did not name the Dog – 1%]
[Minor – Butterfly Effect – Found out Shizuka is serious about you – 1%]
[Minor – AU – Lit 128 Zombies on Fire – 2%]
[Minor – Rescued the Survivors that would have Killed Alice’s father and left her for dead – 3%]
[Minor – Had a serious discussion with Saya about the next steps for the Survivors – 1%]
[Major – Raided a Police Station Early, Arming the Survivors – 5%]
[Minor – Raided a Grocery Store – 3%]
[Minor – Butterfly Effect – Kohta’s team Defended your Vehicle – 1%]
[Minor – Gained Saya’s Interest/Increased Saeko’s Interest with a Philosophical Conversation – 3%]
[Minor – Butterfly Effect – Called Kohta your General in front of an Audience, Improving his Image Further – 1%]
[Minor – Healed Another Survivor at the Gas Station, Earning More Loyalty from the Survivors – 1%]
[Minor – AU – Discovered an Evolved Zombie – 1%]
[Minor – Let Saya Drive – 1%]
[Major – Butterfly Effect – Collected Multiple Vehicles to Aid in your Escape – 5%]
[Critical – Opened the Fence on the Tokonosu Bridge to Escape. Let the Zombie Hordes on the Peninsula have Access to the Mainland – 25%]
[Canon Collapsed]
[Lore Successfully Changed to Follow the New Canon]
[Remaining Anomalies will be counted for Bonus Points]
[Minor – Shizuka is Open to John having Multiple Partners – 1%]
[Minor – Caught Yuriko’s Interest as a Potential Partner for Saya – 1%]
[Minor – Received a Massage from Saeko – 1%]
[Minor – Canon Acceleration – Saya Discovers Kohta is No Longer Fixated on her – 1%]
[Minor – Courtesy of Yuriko, Rei Explores a New ‘Hobby’ – 1%]
[Minor – Saeko’s Loyalty Increases – 1%]
[Minor – John Flashes all the Original Female Protagonists – 3%]
[Minor – Butterfly Effect – Rescued Tsunoda’s Grandparents – 1%]
[Major – Canon Acceleration – Rescued Rei’s Mother Early – 5%]
[Diversion from Canon – 126%]
[Canon Snapback – 48%]
[Total Change – 84%]
[Canon Integrity – 0%]
[Overage Bonus – 6%]
[Rewards]
[Gatcha Tokens]
[Percent Change – 8000]
[Second World Changed Bonus – 9000]
[Overage Bonus – 6000]
[Total Reward – 23 000]
[New World Bonus – Confirmed]
[Stat Points – +14]
[New Contestant Bonus Ended – Shop Cost Increased by 100%]
[World – High School of the Dead – Closed – Evolving]
[World – The Great Cleric – Closed – Evolving]
[World – StarCraft – Open]
[World – Infinite Frontiers – Open]
[World – High School DxD – AU – Open]
[Calculations Complete]
[Would you like to allocate stat points now? Y/N]
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“It was a serious question, Alec… why are you charging me more for the Gatcha shop now?” John asked, looking up from the list in front of him.
“I thought it was pretty self-explanatory, John. You are no longer a new contestant here, and you now have your own foundation of skills and magic. You no longer need the crutch of the Gatcha draw as much as you did when you first started. Why do you ask? Regretting not buying a Special Tier Item when it was half off?” Alec replied, still chuckling at John’s exasperated expression.
“If I am honest, yes. Are there any other surprises you’d like to toss at me? Maybe tell me my body is even more broken than I thought?”
“Oh tons more, John! But if I tell you, it will ruin the surprise.” Alec replied, grinning widely. “Now, any questions about your last dive before we get to your stats?”
“A few, but I doubt you will answer them,” John said, scrolling through the list again.
“Humour me. What are your questions?”
“Well, to start with, this AU – Awakened gibberish. Is that the being in the nightmare I had?” He asked, remembering vividly floating around in that cerulean sea.
“Ahh, that is something we added here from DEN. It wasn’t part of the actual Manga since it was never finished. For now, let’s just call it the beginning of a history lesson for you and leave it at that.”
“Not ominous at all… fine. How about all these ‘feelings’ with the girls?”
“It is fairly simple. Unlike Takashi, you are emotionally available for all of them, not just being an edgy teenager who is just trying to survive. This doesn’t just apply to the girls; Kohta and Tsunoda are also developing because of your influence. Kohta in particular, since you didn’t put down his interest in firearms. Takashi didn’t even want to learn how to use the weapons that could literally save their lives, and it was driving a wedge between them.” Alec replied, giving John more insight than he expected into how his companions were thinking.
“That… it is good to know that I have had a positive influence on them at least. Ahh… one more question, I guess… that canon-breaking thing. There are zombies everywhere. Why would letting them off that peninsula be that critical to the canon of the show?” He asked, curious about what was happening with that.
“John, did you notice how you completed thirty-three percent of the canon of that world already? It has been what, three days? The canon was not long and all within that city. You saw the cables guiding the horde when you were on top of that building, yes? Those were for the Japanese Self-Defence Force to be able to make strafing runs on the undead from the safety of aircraft. Now, imagine what would happen if you unleashed another horde into that city, one coming in on the other side of those cables?”
“Oh no…”
“Oh yes, John. You might have saved your group then, but you have significantly shortened the time remaining for the city to remain a viable place to stay. Remember that for whenever you return there.”
Well… shit…
[Status – John Suzy Wayne]
[Age – 83 ]
[Mana – 50/50% – +]
[Stats – Human Average 20]
[Free Points – 14]
[STRENGTH – 30 -> 24 (Compromised Internal Structure)]
[REFLEX – 24 -> 17(Compromised Internal Structure)]
[SPEED – 20 -> 14 (Compromised Internal Structure)]
[ENDURANCE – 32 -> 22 (Compromised Internal Structure)]
[INTELLIGENCE – 25->12 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[WISDOM – 35->14 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[LUCK – 42]
[DEN Achievements – None]
[Current Gatcha Tokens – 2525 + 23000 + 125 = 25650]
[Skills]
[DEN Return (24 hr cooldown)]
[General Magic – Adept]
[Pilot – Savant]
[Dig]
[Ambidextrous – Adept]
[Swordsman – +Novice (TGC)] (Improved)
[Animal Husbandry – Adept]
[Gardening – Novice]
[Firearms – Novice] (New)
[Status Ailment Resistance – Novice] (New)
[Fire Magic Affinity – Novice] (New)
[Ejaculation Control – Novice]
[Tonal Connection – Adept] (Improved)
[Scouter – Novice]
[Refractory Period – Novice]
[Fortified Sperm]
[Known Magic]
[Heal]
[Cure]
[Detoxify Poison]
[Paralysis Recovery]
[Sleep Recovery]
[Middle Heal]
[Firebolt]
[Quest]
[The Cross-Worlds NoFap Challenge Level 2 0/5]
“Wait, my skills are improving? And I can get new skills? I thought I had to do that through the Gatcha?” John asked, amazed at the changes to his list.
“Not quite, John. That first quest reward is quite the powerful cheat item. It has some side effects, but it will let both you and anyone else who eats it will learn skills much faster than what someone is normally capable of on their own. What is that rule on Earth? It takes a hundred hours of focused training to become proficient in most skills. Well, Substance X will reduce that to about fifty hours for the same effect.
As long as you keep taking it while training some sort of skill, you will get better at it faster. It doesn’t let you be lazy and just gain the skills automatically; you still need to focus and try hard. You just reap the rewards of your hard work faster. Oh, and as a further bonus, it will slowly build up your tolerances to most status effects, like being poisoned or stunned, though that is much slower.” Alec explained at length.
“Seriously? That is amazing. Oh, why is it a pill? It was a disgusting drink in The Great Cleric.” John asked, thinking of all the different applications he could use it for now.
“That is something you will have to learn about whenever you return there. I can’t tell you everything you know. It will ruin the surprise.”
“Fine. Now… explain to me that new quest? Why do I need to take the virginity of five different women? Isn’t that a bit… well fucking ridiculous?”
“Is it? Right now, two of your party members in The Great Cleric are virgins, along with the three girls in Highschool of the Dead. I won’t even bother mentioning the other three worlds you have already unlocked. Honestly, so far, only StarCraft will prove difficult to find yourself in a harem full of willing women, virgin or otherwise.”
“But five of them? How many people do you expect to be interested in an old guy like me?” He asked, though he suspected the game was rigged to be favourable for him… just so a bunch of perverts could watch him get laid.
“When is the last time you looked in a mirror, John? Other than your hair, you don’t look a day over forty now. Sure, many people want a partner in their own age range, but many women like older men. Be it the maturity, stability, and security age generally provides, or just having daddy issues, there are plenty of women who will be interested in you. Hell, there is a certain drunk elf in Infinite Frontiers that is almost as old as you actually are that could tick off that box.”
“Bah, I bet that suit still smells like beer… reminds me I need to do laundry whenever I go back there-” He replied sarcastically, remembering that elf, then paused.
I needed to gain gunnery skills there, right? Using that Substance X pill and the training program…
“Alec, let’s skip the stats for the moment. How much to improve my magic one level?”
“Fourteen for the next level, then twenty-one for one after. These two will be a seventy-five and one hundred percent boost to that stat.” Alec replied, having a good idea of John’s plan now.
“Add my stats to my mana pool then, and can I get one draw of the stats Gatcha? With the other dice this time?”
“Sure. Leaves you with 5650 tokens. Do you want anything else?”
“I’ll take my normal five draws on the eroge. The rest can wait until I return. I doubt there will be much I need there that I don’t already have.” He replied, already planning his return to Infinite Frontiers in his mind.
“Alright, well here ya go,” Alec said, motioning with his hand. Six large, pyramid-shaped dice floated over to John, each a different colour. “Each colour represents a different stat. Give them a good throw.”
John picked up the dice and, with a shrug, just started pitching them across the room. They bounced all over the place, apparently made of some sort of super-elastic material, travelling much further than he expected. They ricocheted off the world doors, the furniture, the walls.
One bounced off Alec’s head and landed in his glass. Another one, he could have sworn he heard Xiolain yelp from somewhere as one of the die dissapeared behind a hidden curtain. The tiger woman stalked out a moment later, the offending die stuck in her massive cleavage.
“I believe this is yours, sweetie.” She said, giving him a wink as she dropped it on the table beside him, then swayed her hips all the way back to the side of the stage, blowing him a kiss before she disappeared again. John just shook his head.
“Nothing can be simple here, can it?” He said to Alec, who was fishing the di out of his drink.
“No… apparently it can’t. So let’s see, your stats have increased by eighteen overall. Not bad. Here, review your stats.”
[Mana – 75/75% – +]
[STRENGTH – 30 31 -> 24 (Compromised Internal Structure)]
[REFLEX – 24 28 -> 17 19(Compromised Internal Structure)]
[SPEED – 20 24 -> 14 16(Compromised Internal Structure)]
[ENDURANCE – 32 34 -> 22 23 (Compromised Internal Structure)]
[INTELLIGENCE – 25 28->12 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[WISDOM – 35 39->14 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
John looked them over, nodding. He could feel a slight improvement in his body. That would do.
“What about the eroge?” He asked, wondering why that wasn’t spinning like it normally did.
Alec laughed. “Well, you complained about it, so we let our intern decide on how we could ‘Spice It Up!’. Please step through the Black door to enter the ‘Bonus Zone!'” He teleported and was standing beside the Black Door, bowing towards John.
“What?”
Loud carnival music assaulted John’s ears when he walked through the door, making it hard to think. The multi-coloured flashing lights didn’t help things either.
“Alec… what is this?” John shouted at the guy beside him.
“This is… this… is… ahh… your Gatcha draw of course!” Alec replied, his voice thick with confusion.
John shook his head… it was… inventive at least.
Yeah… inventive is a word.
The room was fairly large, with white tile floors and red stone walls. A line of dominoes was lined up beside them, with a little piece of green tape by the first one, labelled ‘Start Here’. From there, the dominoes went zigzagging around the room, then hit some weirdly shaped switches. After that, it was anyone’s guess, as the rest of the room was filled with mazes, balloons, a bathtub full of rubber duckies, and a plethora of other weird things.
It all ended up at the far wall, where stood a pegboard covered in plexiglass. It had five balls on the top and about thirty slots in the bottom, each with a balloon with a ‘?’ on it.
“Why did the intern make a Rube Goldberg machine for the gatcha draw?”
“…”
“Alec?”
“Just, flick the domino, John…” He sighed.
Apparently, this wasn’t what he expected either.
John flicked it, and as designed, the dominoes began to fall. Until it got beside the switch, then it all halted, failing to engage the next step.
“…”
“…”
“…so… the original way?” John asked.
Alec sighed.
“Congratulations, you have acquired ‘Increased testicle girth’. 1 cm added to the circumference of your testicles.”
“Congratulations, you have acquired ‘Beginners Kitten Training Kit’. You’re one step closer to your fantasy of having a cat girl girlfriend!”
“Congratulations, you have acquired Increased Muscle Density. Your old man strength is slowly becoming actual strength again!”
“Congratulations, you have acquired the ‘Bejewelled Bottoms’ collection of butt plugs. Bedazzle up your lady friend’s backside, or your own, we won’t judge!”
“Congratulations, you have acquired ‘Whiter Teeth’. Show us those pearly whites! Your teeth are now one shade whiter than before!”
Elvis started calling out the list of things from this gatcha draw, mixed in with the random music and weird sound effects. John wasn’t paying attention, racking his brain on what he needed to do in Infinite Frontiers.
There was a battle coming up… and… what was her name… she was supposed to come up with a new plan… crap! What was her name!?!
John was interrupted from his thoughts when a tan coloured cat tail, cat-earred headband, and brown leather collar fell on his lap.
“What the heck is thi- Argh!” He started, then was hit with a rain of a dozen different metal butt plugs. “For the love of god, what are you guys doing?”
“Just getting you back into the same mood you left Infinite Frontiers with John. Pissed off and ready to kill something. I hear there are some pirates for you to hunt.” Alec said. His mood was back to normal when he came back to the stage after a quick commercial break following the failed Rube Goldberg Machine. John was afraid to ask what happened to the intern.
“Well… It’s working.” John said, looking around at the crap that was dropped on him. He held up the tail, which was also a butt plug. “Why… you know what. I think this is enough for today… Do you have somewhere I can store this stuff… I left my bag back in Highschool of the Dead.”
Alec snapped his fingers, and John’s travel bag materialized in front of him, full of all his tomes. “This is the only time I will bring something to you that you left behind. Use it well, John.”
“Will do, thanks.” He replied, stuffing his bag full of the ridiculous sex toys. He really wished these DEN guys would lay off all these sex related things… Speaking of. “Hey, what is the reward for that new quest anyway? It wasn’t listed.”
“That will be determined by which world you complete it in. Suffice to say, it will be something valuable to you.” Alec said, taking his seat again. “As for the rest of it, you know we like to watch, so we are giving you a bunch of options. Use them or don’t, it does not matter in the end.”
“Yeah. I have to try really hard to forget that every time I am in another world.” John picked up his sack and adjusted his sword. He walked over to the door, then paused in front of the Infinite Frontier one. “By the way, why are The Great Cleric and Highschool of the Dead locked right now?”
“Nothing too terrible. When you broke the canon, we were just setting some stuff up to help progress a new story. They will be open again soon enough.” Alec replied. “Happy hunting!”
John just nodded, then stepped through the door, following his daughter’s steps into outer space.
Spoiler
[Status – John Suzy Wayne]
[Age – 83 ]
[Mana – 75/75% – +]
[Stats – Human Average 20]
[Free Points – 0]
[STRENGTH – 31 -> 25 (Compromised Internal Structure)]
[REFLEX – 28 -> 19(Compromised Internal Structure)]
[SPEED – 24 -> 16(Compromised Internal Structure)]
[ENDURANCE – 34 -> 23 (Compromised Internal Structure)]
[INTELLIGENCE – 28->12 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[WISDOM – 39->14 (Early stages of Alzheimer’s. DEN System Maintaining Reincarnator. Exhaustion degrades condition significantly)]
[LUCK – 42]
[DEN Achievements – None]
[Current Gatcha Tokens – 4650]
[Skills]
[DEN Return (24 hr cooldown)]
[General Magic – Adept]
[Pilot – Savant]
[Dig]
[Ambidextrous – Adept]
[Swordsman – +Novice (TGC)
[Animal Husbandry – Adept]
[Gardening – Novice]
[Firearms – Novice
[Status Ailment Resistance – Novice
[Fire Magic Affinity – Novice]
[Ejaculation Control – Novice]
[Tonal Connection – Adept]
[Scouter – Novice]
[Refractory Period – Novice]
[Fortified Sperm]
[Known Magic]
[Heal]
[Cure]
[Detoxify Poison]
[Paralysis Recovery]
[Sleep Recovery]
[Middle Heal]
[Firebolt]
[Quest]
[The Cross-Worlds NoFap Challenge Level 2 0/5]
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Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage