“Umm… well the adventuring party I assembled for you… One of the criteria to join was to agree to be part of your… harem…” She said, nearly whispering that last part.
“Wha- my what?” John kind of knew what a harem was, but who would… what is… how did… “But… why? What did you do? Why would I want a harem?” was the only thing he could get out, his brain locking up. He suddenly felt a headache coming on. He closed his eyes and covered his face with his hand, massaging his temples.
Nanaella didn’t look any better, her previous flushed and content expression now turning pale, the blood draining from her face. She realized she may have jumped to some conclusions with John-Sama. She thought he would accept her plan without question, but now… with his confused and betrayed expression, she realized she may have overstepped her bounds.
“John-Sama, please, let me explain.” She said quickly. “If things go as planned, you will be getting a bunch of political marriage proposals in the future. I gathered the party so you would have a group of core women around you, ones you know you can trust and don’t have political motivations behind their advice. I want them, us, to be your rock, an island of stability when you are weathering the raging storms that might happen in our future.”
John just looked at her, her words washing over him, his mind still trying to process that she put a… harem together for him. A group of women who… were they supposed to be other wives? Girl friends? Holes to fuck? He didn’t know… “We didn’t even get married yet Nanaella, and you… I… I was happy enough to just be with you, you know. Now…this. Who are they?”
“Terra, Shallia, Iris, and Evie. They are all low to mid ranked adventurers who are fairly strong, able to grow and willing to become part of your harem. I did tell them you would probably want to get closer with them, fall in love, become your wives officially and not just be a… place to release your stress.” She said, her voice shaken but remaining determined.
“My stress? I am not some horny teenager Nanaella, I…” He stopped then, before he said something he regretted. His brain was starting to reboot now. “You did this for me though. You are willing to share me with others to make sure I had people I could trust around me in the future?”
“Yeah…and to give you a large family. I… I still remember how sad you looked when we first met, when you said you missed your family.” She replied, her head buried in his chest. “I wanted to make sure you had a big one here. The other girls are a little hesitant right now, but Shallia and I will give you as many children we can. We want to have a giant family with you John-Sama.”
“A family…” He mused, rubbing his hand over her ears absently as he thought.
Brod and the guild want me to gain power and become this powerful political figure, a force of change, for the future of all the people on this continent. Nanaella, she thought of how to keep me grounded, how to make sure I don’t change too much as I gain power.
“I love you so much right now Nanaella.” He said, pulling her up to his level and kissing her. He wasn’t sure he agreed with her method, but she did this for him, to help him. He couldn’t be angry at her for this, no matter how unnecessary it was.
Do you think anyone there really cares if you have even a dozen wives? As long as you can sire children with those women, then no one will bat a eye.
The voice of Alec echoed through his mind, reminding him yet again that these worlds were very different than Earth, in more ways then one. Still, if he was going to do this, it would be on his terms.
“So, it is fine? You will accept them?” She asked, still shaking a bit.
“I will accept them as my party, but lets see if what happens as time goes on if anything more happens, okay?” He replied, stroking her hair.
“Okay.” She replied, then a small grin appeared on her lips. “Just a heads up, Shallia will probably wake you up with a blow job at some point. She really likes you.”
He just laughed, not knowing what else to do at this point. His wife’s friend actually did that when he was younger too… this was just a few steps beyond that.
“Huh? My party member will give me a blow job before my future wife? Something seems odd about that.” John said, just rolling with it at this point.
“Maybe in the morning, but right now, you have better spot to put it.” She said, a playful grin returning to her face.
John rolled on top of her again, thoughts of the future banished from his mind.
He had a bunny girl to sate. (9/10)
The morning came, and they got cleaned up and dressed in their armour, carrying their empty backpacks with them. After a quick breakfast they left the guild together, both of them having some errands they wanted to run, but not wanting to split up.
He wanted to visit the slums again, then head over to the healers guild to take his next promotion. Nanaella wanted to stop by the market to grab supplies for the next week or two, then by the leather workers to get her chest piece adjusted to accommodate her larger breasts.
They chatted about the party as they walked and she filled him in on all the details of their short term plans. He was amazed they all agreed to it, though as Nanaella explained it, John was quite the catch for anyone in this world. A healer as a husband would guarantee a stable and substantial income, even as one as cheap as John was. And he could keep providing even when he got older, healing magic not as hard on the body as someone who did labour or adventuring for decades.
The women all agreed to this even before learning of his possible future, where he could potentially be a ruler of nations, which made him happy.
They made it to the slums without incident, and John set up in his normal spot in the small plaza, Nanaella sitting down beside him. No one approached at first, which wasn’t surprising, he was there much earlier than normal.
He kicked back in the chair and closed his eyes to do some training, focusing his mana on trying to cast his Firebolt spell finally. His mana was responding, gathering in his hand when Nanaella broke the silence.
“Is it usually this quiet?” She asked him, looking around at their surroundings. Due to her race, she had a fear of being kidnapped. She usually didn’t venture around this part of town alone, at least not back when she was weaker. Now that she was strong she had no worries about visiting here, but other than her former adventuring friend who lived near the outskirts, she had no reason to come.
“We are here a bit earlier than I normally visit, so I am not sure. But the kids saw us walk in, so I am confident we will have customers soon enough.” He replied, focusing on bending his magic to his will. He was so close to getting this spell down.
“Well, I know we are being watched, but I am not quite sure where from… damn seven months and I am already rusty.” She mumbled to herself.
They sat there quietly for the next ten minutes, both practicing their skills. John thought he was about to have a breakthrough when a bottle slammed down on the table, jolting him. As an unintended consequence of that surprise, the puzzle pieces of his magic clicked, sending a Firebolt directly at the holder of the bottle.
“ARGH! MY HAIR! MY HAIR!” Bazan yelled, the bolt of fire singeing his hair as it passed over his shoulder, dissipating half way across the plaza.
“Oh Shit! I am so sorry Bazan, you scared the hell out of me.” John said, jumping up and patting out the smoldering hair that remained on that side of his head.
Serikos and Baasura were both bent over laughing at their comrades misery. Even Nanaella cracked a smile. “Hah, serves you right for interrupting a mage.” Baasura said, helping John pat out the embers on his party leader.
“He isn’t a mage, he is a healer. Interrupting him should have resulted in him healing me at worse.” He barked back at his buddy, then turned to John. “Since when could you use fire magic? Wait, how are you using fire magic? You are a healer right?”
John thought of lying for a moment, but Bazan was a friend. He might not be able to share everything, but maybe a little. “Yeah, I actually have affinities to most magics. So I have been slowly working on this spell. That was actually the first time I successfully casted it.”
“HA! That was successful all right! A little more to the left and he would look like a shaved testicle. Do it again!” Serikos said, pretending to hold Bazan still for John.
“Let go of me you moron, else I will tell them about that time a slime crawled in the tent while you were sleeping!” He said, smacking his party member. The man took the smack and and laughed even harder. Bazan growled, then turned back to John.
‘That is crazy.” He said, then ran his fingers through what was left of his hair with a grimace. “Fuck John, this will take months to grow back. I wasn’t going to, but now I think I will help those idiots come up with your new nickname. How does ‘Friendly Fire’ sound to you?”
“Fair enough. Wait a nick name? Who is making up a nick name for me? Why?” John replied, truly repentant that he nearly took Bazans head off with that spell. He had no idea about a nick name though.
“Oh just a bunch of adventurers who have too much time on their hands. Calling you the Switch Harem Healer, among other things. It isn’t set in stone yet. Really, they are just jealous you are marrying Nanaella and that you had her forming a harem for you as punishment for hurting you so much.” He said, dusting the ashes off his jacket.
John was at a loss for words, and by the looks of it, Nanaella was as well. She had a deep blush on her face, embarrassed due to her attempts at secretly putting John’s party together having unintended side effects.
Before John could muster a partial denial, Bazan continued “Bah, no matter. I heard you were heading this way, so we wanted to hang out for a bit before you depart. I can’t believe a healer is actually going to lead an adventuring party. Your type is usually too soft for that.” He then popped open the bottle, and producing a few small wooden cups, he started pouring drinks.
The four of them chatted for a bit, the White Wolves teasing John more often than not about what had been going on around the guild the last few days. Nanaella was quiet, embarrassed at exactly how inconspicuous she was being during the recruitment. She really needed to punish her Uncles for confirming and flaming the rumours though.
John held her hand, then leaned in and asked if she was okay. She just nodded, but remained silent. Eventually, the locals started showing up and John started doing what he came here to do.
Help the poor, the sick, the people in need.
In an abandoned home in the slums…
The place was dark, the remnants of the previous tenant strewn about the residence, anything of value already removed by other families. The shutters on the windows were all boarded up, except for the ones in a third floor bedroom, providing a view over the plaza below to anyone who cared to look.
Currently a man stood there, watching out of it as an unknown healer, who was guarded by several adventurers, was treating the pitiful residents of this slum district. He was not only healing them though, but he was not charging them anything for the service, the people leaving with smiles on their faces.
“Disgusting. Why is a human mingling with all those beasts. It almost makes me want to puke.” He said to himself, his distaste for the other races clearly showing on his face.
He kept away from the window ledge, that Rabbitman almost spotting him earlier was keeping him wary. He would need to report this all to the boss soon, the addition of that powerful A-Ranked party changing his plans of capturing the healer today. He was strong, but not that strong.
“Tsk, we will need to hire some mercenaries for this. Oh well, it’s not my money.”
He kept watch for awhile, then relocated when it looked like his target was nearly finished with his charity work. He wanted to be well away from the slums before then, incase one of those adventures managed to detect him despite his precautions.
This wasn’t the first time he had dealt with people who had high levels and strong skills. It didn’t matter if you were level three or three hundred, a knife in the throat would kill you just the same if you didn’t see it coming.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage