*BRRRZZZZZTTT!!! BRRRZZZZZTTT!!! BRRRZZZZZTTT!!!*
“Jesus, what was that?” John said, jumping out of the chair and reaching for a sword that wasn’t there.
“It’s the alarm! There is a villain attack nearby. Go find shelter, I’ll find you afterwards.” Rumi replied, then kicked off the ground, nearly flying towards the main gate of the castle.
“Okay then,” John said, turning around and entering the museum again. He had his belt on, but this wasn’t the time to activate it. Instead, he started following the crowd inside. He paused after a few steps when he noticed a woman still sitting at one of the tables, legs kicked up, eating a pastry.
She was fairly tall and lithe, with fairly short black hair, two long bangs in the front, and pearlescent emerald-green eyes. The tight-fitting black dress she was wearing looked more like a corset than outdoor clothing, showing off considerable side boob of her D-Cup breasts and a long, flowery tattoo going down the side of her body. A pair of thigh-high boots with leather straps finished the ensemble, making John think it was just another hero costume that showed too much skin.
“Are you coming?” He asked her.
“And ruin the best pastry I’ve had in over thirty-four… no, maybe thirty-eleven months? Maybe in a lustrum? Anyway, no thanks.” She said, her reply confusing the hell out of him. She then looked up at him, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “Don’t worry, I’ll be just fine. Go on and get to safety; this might be a dangerous one for you.”
Thirty and what? A Lust room? What in the hell is she talking about… I don’t have time for this.
*BRRRZZZZZTTT!!! BRRRZZZZZTTT!!! BRRRZZZZZTTT!!!*
“Please proceed to emergency shelter stations. Follow the green arrows to reach your closest shelter.” A calm mechanical voice said over the building’s PA system. John just shook his head at the crazy woman and joined the crowd streaming into the building. The crowd seemed nervous but was moving in an orderly fashion, as if they had done this many times before.
He caught a glimpse of Mt Lady rushing towards the exit, pushing through the crowd, somehow already in her superhero costume. He didn’t see Mei, so he assumed she was already on her way to a shelter. He grumbled to himself a bit, not liking having to run and hide, but he didn’t see many other options right now.
*Boom*
A dull boom echoed from somewhere behind him, indicating that whatever was happening had already started outside. He gritted his teeth and continued to follow the crowd deeper into the complex. A few moments later, the crowd slowed down as they filed into a room marked with a green arrow above the door, presumably the shelter they were heading to. John lingered to the side as the people piled in, at least acting as a rearguard for the retreating populace. It was the least he could do consid-
*VRRRRRRRRRR!!!*
The sound of a chainsaw accompanied by screams came from down the hallway, which was the last straw for John. He ran towards the noise, ignoring the shouts of the civilians behind him, as he made his way to the source of the noise. He rounded a bend and saw a tall, shirtless man with what looked like slime for hair standing among many chopped-up bodies. He was holding a large, wicked-looking chainsaw above his head, revving it loudly. His left foot was on top of Mei, pinning her to the floor. The petite girl was trying her best to push him off, but was unable to make him budge.
He continued his headlong rush, knowing full well he couldn’t activate his armour in here; there were just too many cameras for him to hide.
I need speed, not armour right now!
“Get the loot, boys, I’m going to continue to play with my toy here!” The man shouted towards some unseen people, his head turned away from John. He started to swing downwards towards the screaming Mei just as John crashed into the back of his legs, sending him tumbling instead.
Hell! That felt like hitting an oak tree!
John used his remaining momentum and rolled forward, scooping up Mei in his arms and continued to run as fast as he could. She couldn’t have weighed more than eighty pounds, barely slowing him down.
“Mr. Wayne? Where did you come from?” Mei asked.
Before he could reply, the man shouted. “Oh no, you don’t! Imma play with you both now!” Heavy footsteps and the sound of a chainsaw revving told John his gambit might have failed.
Crap!
John darted into the nearest exhibit room and nearly crashed into himself. It took half a second to realize he was looking at a reflection of himself in a mirror. He darted to one side and began threading himself through the maze of mirrors, the villain hot on his trail.
God damn it, am I in some bad Hollywood action movie?
“Hahahahaha! Ain’t this a fun little excursion! Shall I see if I can find you two the hard way, or the easy way?” *SMASH* “Mhahahaha, come out, come out, wherever you are!” *SMASH*
“Fuck.” He whispered, still making his way to the back of the room, he hoped.
*SMASH* “Are you here?” *SMASH* “How about here?” *SMASH*
“Mei, we need to find a wall. Any ideas?” John said quietly, still darting around different mirrors. He could see the man with the chainsaw in the reflections, but he had no idea how close he was.
“Next left, skip two, then take a right.” She said instantly. He wasn’t going to question how she knew that and just kept moving quickly in that direction.
The smashing continued, but with her guidance, they reached the back of the exhibit, where an emergency door stood. It was locked, presumably locked down because of the villain’s attack. “Mei, I’m going to show you part of my Quirk. Please, keep it to yourself. Dig.”
The lock of the door came out of the wall in a block, allowing John to push her through to the stairwell on the other side. “Get to safety.”
“Where are you going?”
“I’m going to lead him away, and hopefully toward your mother and Mirko, so they can deal with him. Stay safe, and no mentioning my Quirk, please.” He replied, closing the door and replacing the block in the doorway before she could reply. It wasn’t the best plan, but it beat having a man with a chainsaw chasing both of them.
*SMASH* “Come out and play before I start getting angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!”
“Oh, I’m coming. Get ready to dance, partner!” John shouted back at the man. He didn’t see any cameras around, so he activated his armour and pulled out his motorcycle. The deep growl of the engine became a throaty roar as John popped the clutch and launched himself through the mirrors, barreling towards what he hoped would be the exit.
After a second of holding the throttle wide open, he feathered the throttle and dropped the bike to the side and revved it again, sending himself into a power slide, missing a slash from a chainsaw blade that appeared to be dripping some sort of toxic ooze, and clipping the mans legs as a over a thousand pounds of man and steel slammed into him. Giving it another couple of revs, he brought the bike upright again, then drove towards the entrance.
A line of green sludge sprayed to the side of him, the ooze bubbling over the floor and causing it to smoke as it started to dissolve the tiles. John didn’t let up the throttle until he was back in the main hall. Having no idea where he was, he headed back the way he had come from, hoping to keep the damage localized to this area.
Another villain arrived at the scene of the chainsaw massacre, a man with a fish head who was carrying a sword and a set of armour in his arms, amongst other things. John made a beeline right for him, casting Darkness on him just as he started to blow water out of his mouth. He threw the bike into another power slide, knocking the villain over. Stopping the bike, he walked towards the villain, pausing only to pick up the sword that had fallen to the side.
He felt an immense power within it, akin to the power that the Sword of Truth contained, but he didn’t have time to analyze it as he brought the sheathed blade down on the villain’s head, knocking them unconscious before they could try to hit him with another blast of water.
Wait. Why did I get off the bike?
He didn’t have time to analyze that thought either, as another pair of villains charged towards him, dropping their ill-gotten goods and drawing clubs wrapped in barbed wire from their waist. John didn’t hesitate and charged towards them, something pushing his body to move faster than he had ever moved before. It was almost like the villains were moving through molasses, and he pounced on them. He ducked under the first one’s club, bringing the sword’s hilt upwards, connecting to the muscular man’s chin with incredible force. He heard a snap and could literally see their eyes going dim as the villain lost consciousness.
He spun around, lashing out at the other villain with his foot, shattering his kneecap. He then pivoted and kicked upwards with his other foot, smashing the villain’s head. This man crumpled to the ground a moment later, also unconscious. Time seemed to revert back to normal then, causing John to stagger for a moment before he recovered enough to gain his bearings. He looked down at the still sheathed weapon in his hands, a golden aura leaking out from the chape of the scabbard.
What in the hell is this sword?
{Use us.}
*VRRRRRRRRRRRR* “ARRRGGGHHH!!! GET BACK HERE, TOY!”
{Paladin. Use us.}
John didn’t have time to figure out this weapon. He turned towards the charging chainsaw man and activated his Invulnerability, then drew the sword from its sheath. The dim golden glow became much brighter as the blade came free, bathing the area around him in a golden aura.
“I ain’t nobody’s toy,” John replied, then started to charge towards the man.
Streams of that vile acid splashed over him, but the divine shield shrugged it off like it was just water. John just continued to plough through it, holding his sword behind him with both hands, ready to slash upwards. He could feel his anger welling up from his actual sword, empowering this blade further.
The man hefted his saw above his head, ready to bring it down on top of John, screaming at the top of his lungs as they closed the distance.
They swung.
Their blades connected.
*BOOM! CRAAACCKK!!!*
Yu rushed back into the main building with Rumi hot on her heels, the pair of them already having subdued the villains that had attacked one of the outlying storage units. They received a report that another group of villains was inside the museum, which had compromised the internal defence systems, and they were now attacking civilians.
They rushed past the cafe on the terrace, barely glancing at the woman still sitting there, stuffing her face with a whole tray of creampuffs.
What in the… no time to worry about that.
The continued inside, moving down the corridor at breakneck speeds, Rumi keeping her pace down so she could keep up. She hated to admit it, but there was no way for her to keep up with the speedy rabbit woman in her normal size. Even in her normal form, she was strong and durable, just not that quick.
*BOOM! CRAAACCKK!!!*
A thunderous noise echoed through the building, causing windows and different displays to shake from the shockwave. She redoubled her efforts to move faster, rounding a corner into a wide-open plaza. She slid to a halt, the gruesome sight before her making her want to vomit. Over a dozen bodies appeared to have been chopped up, their limbs scattered around the room as if flung by a toddler, the blood-
“Oh god, what in the hell happened here?” She said, staring at the bodies.
“Eyes up. Look!” Rumi said beside her, diverting her attention to the edge of the plaza.
A man stood there, standing on top of another man, pointing a glowing sword at the man’s chest.
Wait? Isn’t that the man from last week I tried to arrest? What is-
“H-H-How is he welding that blade?” She stammered. It shouldn’t have been possible. That blade was her family’s heirloom, a part of their legacy. It could only be welded by a member of the Takeyama family, and only if it allowed itself to be welded.
Before either of them could confront the man known as the Twilight Knight, he spoke loudly. “Toxic Chainsaw, formally known as Raffi Degraiso, your soul has been judged and found to be unclean. You’re sentenced to death, and your soul will be trapped in another dimension, tormented until such time that you have repented for all your sins.”
The hilt of the blade glowed brightly as the man thrusted the blade into the villain’s heart. An unearthly scream echoed throughout the plaza, causing both of them to duck and cover their ears as the sword known as Godslayer absorbed the villain’s soul.
It was over as quickly as it began, the room becoming silent other than the pained groans of a handful of villains. The Twilight Knight withdrew the sword from the corpse, whipped the blood off of it with a flick of his wrist, then sheathed the blade. He held it in both his hands for a few moments, then nodded his head as if he was listening to something. He then moved towards the pair of them, holding the sword out to her.
“Here ya go, darlin. I’m told this belongs to your family. In the future, you should probably take better care of an artifact with this much power. This is a tool of justice, not a museum piece. Do better.” The man said, then turned away and walked towards an idling motorcycle. “Oh, you might want to check the emergency exit in the mirror exhibit; your daughter was locked away there for her safety.”
“Stop there, Twilight Knight! You’re wanted for-” Rumi said, but paused when the man turned back to look at her.
“Are you really going to try to arrest me?” He said, a blue-ish flame coming out of one side of his helmet. “I have done nothing but save innocents since I arrived here, and judged the guilty. Those three may be redeemable, but that one. That one has done some terrible things, including all the devastation you see in this room.” He pointed at the villain he just killed.
{He speaks the truth. As long as they are righteous, and their cause just, it is the paladin’s duty to dispense justice where and how they see fit.}
Hun?
Rumi growled, “Your actions still have consequences. You can’t just take the law into your own hands!”
The man laughed. “This isn’t about laws. This is about right and wrong, and no one is going to tell me I was wrong to kill a man who just murdered twelve people and was about to dismember her daughter. Now, I’m leaving. Try and stop me if you dare.”
{Stop her!}
“Rumi, No!”
Rumi sprang forward towards the man, a conflicted expression on her face. She was fast, almost faster than Yu could follow with her eyes. The sword in her hands glowed, then the Twilight Knight shifted. One moment, he was in front of Rumi, the next, he was beside her, chopping the back of her neck with a glowing armoured gauntlet.
Rumi collapsed on the ground, knocked unconscious. He leaned over and placed a hand on her back, and started to chant something. A green glow covered his gauntlet, then entered her body. “Heal!”
“What did you just do?”
“She will be fine in a couple of minutes.” He replied, ignoring her question. “I’ll leave this to you heroes to clean up. Don’t forget about your daughter, eh? Hate to see you be called Mt Lost.”
The man got on his bike, revved it a couple of times, then drove out of the plaza. She just stared in the direction he disappeared, wondering why in the hell she thought she had just been taunted by…
“No… it couldn’t be that… OH! MEI!” She said, sprinting towards that exhibit, thoughts of the Twilight Knight banished from her mind at the moment.
Behind her, Rumi sat up from the ground, rubbing the back of her head. She was confused about what had just happened and how she seemed to have lost a few minutes.
Where did he go? How did he move like that? Why do I feel rejuvenated? And, why in the hell are my panties damp?
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage