“Quackers, cover John!” Iris called out from behind him.
“HONK!” The goose bellowed, then rushed to the side, grappling the goblin in its beak, injecting venom into the monster. It writhed around in the gooses’ mouth for a moment, screaming in pain, before the goose tossed it to the side, honking again.
“Thanks Quackers. Detoxify!” John shouted, casting another spell on Terra, the magic expelling the poison from the goblin arrows stuck in the seams of her armour.
It was their second day in the dungeon, and they had made it down to the third floor. The maze-like cave had multiple intersecting and branching paths, preventing the party from completely being able to keep the little bastards from flanking the party.
On the first day they only moved across the first floor. The goblins they found were weak and poorly equipped, easy to kill even for John. They would only come in groups of two or three, armed with spears or rocks, and rush the parties front line. Shallia and Terra were more that able to crush the beast before they got close to anyone else. They only stopped once they found the staircase for the second floor.
They returned back to camp, everyone excited that John made it to level three without even needing to draw his weapon. He was just casting a few Firebolt spells, turning the goblins into walking torches. He felt a noticeable difference in his strength from those few levels alone, finally understanding what the difference was when people talked about levels in this world.
He was slightly terrified of Nanaella for a moment, happy that she didn’t accidentally kill him when they were intimate with how much stronger she was than him. She just cuddled in close that night, laughing at his worry.
Yeah, its silly worrying about a fiancée that could snap you like a twig if she sneezed at the wrong moment… right?
Evie was mapping out the dungeon as they went, and that was when they discovered that the dungeon was a lot more extensive than Brod had let on. Branching paths appeared frequently, and seemed to extend quite far away from the entrance and the stair cases down to the next level. They started to map them out but soon gave up, the sheer size of even the first floor would take days, if not weeks to map.
The morning of the second day, the party proceeded down to the second floor, which started to include goblins with leather armour and axes. John managed to knock a few off with his sword, some of the larger groups getting past their front line, or coming in from a branching path. Still, it wasn’t anything they couldn’t manage, John only healing a nasty bruise that Terra took from an axe connecting with her helmet.
The most interesting thing to John so far was the lack of corpses. Anytime they killed something, it disappeared into a cloud of mana, leaving a stone laying on the floor, which they would collect after each fight. No larger than a thumbnail, he was told they are low ranked non-elemental stones, used in a lot of devices, such as the mana lights on the streets or in homes.
They are like little batteries.
It did not take them long to find the next staircase down, so they paused there for a quick lunch, then proceeded to the third floor. This is where they found themselves in their current predicament. Assaulted on multiple sides by a dozen goblins.
“Evie, can you hit those Archers?” John asked, swinging his sword at yet another axe welding goblin. They were standing in a pentagonal shaped chamber, with Nanaella guarding their backs, and including Quackers, someone with a melee weapon at each exit. Goblins were mainly focused on Terra and Shallia, with only John and Quackers covering the last two passages for the odd roaming goblin.
The archers behind the lines were the real problem. Not because their weak bows caused a lot of damage, rather the arrowheads were soaked in a poison that enfeebled whomever hit it, and would paralyse someone if left untreated too long. It was the perfect thing if they were intent on capturing the party and not kill them.
“I can’t see them, but I should be able to neutralize the arrows easy enough. Wind Wall!” She called out, casting a spell down the cave in front of Shallia. John couldn’t see anything, but he felt a pressure wave of air move in that direction, and about ten feet past Shallia, arrows started stopping in mid-air then falling to the ground. After a few moments, the arrows stopped, and another wave of goblins charged into the room, only to be greeted by an arrow from Evie’s crossbow.
It was quite the chaotic melee, which they did end up winning after a few more minutes. It was probably due to the sheer level differences between the monsters and most of the party more than anything else. John only had to hit both the front liners with a detoxify spell, a couple arrows managing to graze their skin. Quackers appeared to have made it out unscathed, and was waddling around Iris, making some quiet honking noises.
“Good work everyone… not sure how we should have approached that situation, but it worked out in the end.” John said to the group as they went around gathering magic stones.
“Normally we would have a scout-type checking things out for us, but as the scout is watching our backs, we are doing it the old fashioned way, brute force and ignorance. Not that anything so far could actually hurt us…well not easily anyways.” Terra said, checking her spear for any damage.
“This was easy? Even with the poisoned arrows?” He asked her, genuinely curious.
“Well, they are just goblins, they are mostly harmless. The numbers are concerning yes, but only because they could circle behind us. It isn’t uncommon for me to hold the attention of twenty of the grubby little buggers. It sounds like a lot, but verses my armour and shield, they have a hard time hurting me. That and they all can’t get close enough to hit me at the same time. Lets the rest of the party have their pick of targets.” She replied, then continued her instruction.
“It would be different if we were fighting these monsters in the wild. They are smarter out there, more cunning. Not to mention their bodies don’t turn into mana dust when they die. In here though, these lower level monsters are fairly straight forward in their thinking. Just watch the next fight closely, you will see what I mean.”
And so John watched. They moved deeper into the third floor, choosing one of the branching paths at random. They had several other engagements, each fairly straight forward, with the enemies coming from the front in waves of five to nine, sometimes with archers in behind. And every engagement was about the same.
The goblins would rush in, trying to stab Terra or Shallia, just using a simple thrust of their spears. Then they would do a slash, then thrust again. Usually that was the most any of them managed to do before they died. If they carried axes, it was an overhead slash to start, then a left, then right slash.
Nothing changed, almost as if they were stuck in a pattern.
“Are all monsters like this? Stuck in this pattern?” He asked between battles. Evie was the one who answered this time.
“Yes. It is when dungeon monsters reach about level one hundred, they change and start acting like their outside world counterparts.” She said, then her tone changed, sounding remorseful. “In Grandol, the City of Labyrinths, that is about the time adventurers hit the wall.
Going from D Rank to C Rank in strength is about the same time these monsters get smarter. A lot of D Ranked parties fail when they are trying to push to C Rank, mainly if they did most of their fighting in a dungeon. They get used to the patterns, then when the patterns change, they can’t adapt, then get hurt…or die.”
John moved over to the short woman and kneeled down. Under the wide brim of her mage hat, her eyes were tearing up a bit. She had a haunted expression on her face, the talk of fighting smarter monsters looking like it reminded her of something she would rather forget.
“You okay?” He asked, genuinely concerned for her. They were not close yet, but the last couple days had shown her to be quite intelligent, and she had a joyous expression on her face every time they worked on John’s magic skills. He didn’t want to see her sad.
“Yes… umm… just memories of my old party. I’ll tell you about them sometime when we are not in a dungeon.” She said, giving herself a shake. She reloaded her crossbow then, and looked him in the eye. “I will be fine John, lets just kill some more of these blasted monsters.”
“Sure.” He said, standing up. He wouldn’t pry into anyone’s issues, not when they were in a dungeon.
He looked around then, the passage way they were walking down seemingly endless. It had been nearly thirty minutes, and no branching paths had appeared, just this long, slightly curving tunnel. He was beginning to wonder if they chose the wrong path.
I am gaining experience, so it really doesn’t matter.
“Yeah, lets keep going. Terra, when you are ready, take point again please.” He said, sheathing his sword.
With that the party dived deeper and deeper into the dungeon.
Meanwhile…
The Adventurer’s Guild Main Hall
Lumina came alone to the Adventure’s Guild so as to not make a spectacle. With the amount of side eyes and glares she was receiving, she failed at that self imposed mission spectacularly. She stepped up to the receptionist counter, an attractive brunette woman standing on the other side.
“Good Morning. My name is Commander Lumina, of the Church’s Valkyrie Regiment. I am looking for John Wayne, the healer that works here. Is he available?”
“Good Morning. My name is Marnelle. John is currently away on guild business right now, but he should be back within a week. If you want to leave some contact information, we will send you a message upon his return.”
Lumina sighed. Once she had calmed down from her initial assumption that this healer, John Wayne, had assaulted the townsfolk unprovoked, she started her own investigation. This led her to many revelations about this healer, first and foremost was he was working at the Adventurer’s Guild of all things.*
I really need to remain neutral when I am investigating things. I only had one side of the story. Cattleya would kill me if she saw me act like that in public.
“I can, but it’s imperative that I speak with him soon. Can you tell me where he is so we can ride out to meet him?” She asked the receptionist.
“I am sorry, but I don’t have the authority to pass on any information about his whereabouts.” Marnelle said, the leaned forward a bit, speaking in a conspiring tone. “In fact no one knows where he is currently, other than he is on business for the guild. If you find him, bring him back here please, we have adventurers that need healing.”
“Can I speak with the Guild Master then? I am on orders from the Pope to find him.” She tried again.
“I am sorry, he and the Vice-Guild Master are unavailable right now. If you leave me the name of the Inn you are staying at, I will have them contact you upon their return.” Blocked again.
“Lumina-Sama? What are you doing here?” A woman’s voice said behind her. Lumina turned around and in front of her, Miss Kururu stood.
“Kururu? What are you doing here? Why are you not at the guild? Wait no… are you okay? Are you safe?” She asked. She was the one that the townsfolk said was taken from the Healer’s Guild.
“Yes. I am fine. As for the rest, well come with me. We need to talk elsewhere.” Kururu replied, looking around at the crowd of people watching Lumina and Marnelle talk.
A half hour later, Lumina left the Adventure’s Guild, the meeting with Kururu shedding more light on the situation here in Meritoni.
I need to get back to the Healer’s Guild and use the communication crystal. This is too big for me to take on without further guidance.
She paused at that thought. There were only a handful of people with more power than her in the Church. The Pope and the three archbishops. But if the corruption is at the highest levels of the Church, who could she trust?
I can trust the Pope, but the rest… I… I don’t know anymore. Do I just take charge and make a decision here? Or do I ask and hope it isn’t a corrupt Archbishop who replies.
She closed her eyes and massaged her temples, feeling a headache coming on.
I have been charged by the Pope to act valorously and root out corruption wherever I find it. Well, I have found it, so if I have to wait anyways, I will crush it under my boot.
She opened her eyes then, her path set. She was about to take a step forward when she noticed a hooded man standing in front of her, shrouded in darkness.
“I hear you want to find a healer. I know where he is, but that information will cost you.” The man said.
She just stared at him.
* – Lumina was two years older in the LN when the MC started interacting with her other than the initial meeting. So I am writing her more as a leader with less polish, still trying to find her groove in the role as the commander of her regiment, rather than the confident character she is in the LN.
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Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage