John held Chris in his arms as the four of them walked out of the improvised cell. Once he was sure Chris was stable, he took a few moments to heal Serena as well. She had been covered from head to toe in bruises and cuts, several of which had started to fester.
What in the hell happened to these two?
He shot a couple of firebolts from his hand at that last gang member, setting her on fire. They moved away from her at a slow jog, her screams echoing throughout the storage bay. By the time they reached the exit, the screams ended, the silence telling him she had succumbed to her injuries.
“That was brutal, John. By the Crystal, did you do all this by yourself?” Serena said, looking at the aftermath of their force entry into this room.
“Yeah. I did what I needed to do to rescue you two.” He said, then stuck his head out into the corridor. It was clear, so they started to make their way to the Phoenix Hawk in silence.
Once they made it to one of the main corridors, they hopped on a conveyor belt; the main line would take them most of the way to the docks. Hundreds of people crowded the corridors, most with luggage and their families around them. He actually saw a significant number of men for the first time since arriving in this world, and it caused him to chuckle a little.
Most of them were surrounded by groups of four to six women, and had a dozen children or so hanging off of them. These were this world’s version of the nuclear family, the women watching the surroundings while the men tended to the children.
And they are all getting a chance to survive because I passed Tim’s warning off to Katrina. Thank you, Tim.
On a whim, he pulled out his Link and took a picture of the scene, something to remember the exodus of Parrax by in the years to come. Maybe he should start making a photo album in this world.
Tanya hadn’t left Chris’s side since they left the cell, the redhead resting her head against her blue-haired sister. They were identical twins, but John had no difficulty telling them apart. They each carried themselves differently. Tanya was more exuberant and outgoing, while Chris was more reserved but had a sharper tongue.
I need to get her into an Auto-Doc, then let her rest. My magic can heal wounds, but it doesn’t make new blood.
That brought up the next issue, one decision he wasn’t sure he should be making.
“Tanya.” He said, then paused when she jumped, not expecting him to speak.
“Ah, yes, Captain?” She said, calling him by his title. Coming from her… it hurt a little bit.
“Listen, we can talk later about what I did, but I need you to help me with a decision. Chris needs an Auto-Doc and some rest to recover her lost blood. It isn’t safe here in the station, but where I am taking the Phoenix Hawk, I can’t guarantee her safety. As her sister, do you want to take her on an evacuation transport and follow the rest of the refugees?” He asked. The refugee ships might not be safe either if Timur’s gangs were on board, but getting shot at by the Javarians was obviously more risky.
She thought about it for a minute, opening her mouth to say something a couple of times, but didn’t say anything.
Good, she is actually thinking about it.
“Captain, are you just trying to get me to get to safety?” She finally asked, taking a direction John hadn’t even considered.
“No, Tanya. As much as I want you to be safe, you are a warrior, and that would just be insulting to you. I was just concerned for Chris’s health and well-being. Doesn’t do us much good if we save her from one deadly situation and plunge her into another.”
“Hmm… a warrior, huh?” She said and whispered something to herself, but he didn’t pick up what that was. “We are coming with you, John. I don’t know why, but something tells me there is nowhere safer in this galaxy right now than being by your side.” She said, then smiled up at him, her eyes twinkling. “Besides, you will need us with you when you drag Greg back home to face judgment from our parents. It would also be a good time to introduce you to my father! Just make sure you get some Bug guts over the Phoenix Hawk to show off your accomplishments, and he will luv ya almost as much as I do!”
He laughed at that, a deep belly laugh that felt like forever since he had done so. “Sure, I will run over a few just to make sure the ship is nice and dirty.” He had no idea if he would be the one to take Greg home after this conflict, as he was still under INP contract, but he wasn’t going to tell her that now that her cheery demeanour had returned.
He adjusted Chris so he could hold her with one arm, and wrapped his free arm around his girlfriend, pulling her tight into his side. At this moment, things seemed right in this world again.
“What are you going to do, Serena?” He asked her, curious what her plans were going forward.
“If you don’t mind, I will join you as well. At Ash’s suggestion, I had already sent my stuff on ahead before… this,” She said, gesturing at the throng of people around them. “Before this all happened. I also would love the chance to help rescue that sorry space elf. Besides, if I am not racing, how else will I be able to repay my debt to you? I don’t have my fighter anymore, but I can probably manage your weapon systems or pilot your ship in a pinch if needed.”
“You’re hired!” He said, laughing again. It wasn’t exactly his original plan to hire her as a mercenary, but a plan was starting to come together all the same.
“Tanya! Wait, until you hear what happened to- Wait, what happened to Chris? Is she okay?” A voice said behind them. He looked over his shoulder, and another mercenary was boarding the conveyor belt beside them, one that he worked with briefly on his first operation but never got her name.
“She is fine, Morgan. A lot has happened recently, but she is okay now. What are you doing? Are you and Hager fighting or evacuating?” Tanya asked the big titty goth girl.
“That is the thing. I broke up with that bastard cause he put our ship down as collateral on a damn pod race with some black market bookies! When the race was canceled, he went out to Karrax on a high risk job to pay back the debt and got himself killed! So now I don’t have a ship, and the bookies took every credit we had left to prevent me from becoming an IDS.”
John almost spoke up, but looked down at Tanya first. “Is she a good person, Tanya?”
“Who? Morgan? Yeah, she is cool. Ash gets jealous of her from time to time, but that was because of that pink testicle Hager harassing her more than anything Morgan did.” She said, then got up as close to his ear as she could to whisper. “Ash has body positivity issues if you haven’t noticed, but hanging around Niki seems to have calmed her down a bit. Go ahead and hire her; we need all the help we can get.”
He shook his head. He couldn’t understand how a woman like Ash, who had a supermodel’s looks, would be jealous of someone just because they had a set of F-Cups.
A Sorry Space Elf indeed.
John and his new crewmembers slowly made their way to the INP docks, where the Phoenix Hawk was berthed. They had explained to Morgan what their plan was, and she was okay with joining them to try to rescue Ash. Mercenaries in this world were similar to the adventurers in The Great Cleric, in that they bonded with each other through shared trials and hardships. She would happily accept the danger if there were a decent chance for them to save Ash.
He would talk numbers with her once they had Ash safely onboard his ship and they were out of danger.
As they were discussing her using one of the pirate corvettes or doing some other operations onboard the ship, John paused and brought their group to a halt. In front of them, blocking the access to the Phoenix Hawk, were fifteen INP officers, decked out in combat gear. In front of them were two people John didn’t immediately recognise, but he could make a guess when the three conscious women with him hissed.
One, a human male of middling height, had spiky black hair and was wearing an expensive-looking charcoal grey suit. The other was a tall, raven-haired woman. The sides of her head were shaved, and she was covered with facial piercings. She was wearing a leather outfit that actually wouldn’t be out of place beside his own.
“Message Katrina… and Greg. Tell him to check out the vehicle bay; there are some toys in there he might be able to put to use.” He whispered to Tanya, then stepped in front of her, covering her use of her link.
“Timur and Camila, I presume! I am Captain John Wayne of the Phoenix Hawk. What brings you to my vessel? Are you looking to book passage out of the system? I hear the Javarians will be by soon, but I will offer you and your… people a special discounted rate!” He called out, standing his ground for now. They were in the open here, with nowhere to dive for cover. He needed to buy some time.
“Cut the bullcrap! I want my slaves back!” Camila shouted, ignoring the glare of her partner. “If you let them go now, we will let you walk free.”
He tried his scouter skill on them, but they were too far away to get any reading. He assumed it had a range, but had never tried it before. It was yet another thing to file away for later.
He made a show of looking around, even lifting Chris above his head to look under her, wasting as much time as he could. He cast his barrier spell when her body was blocking his mouth, and he could feel it envelop both of them. “Slaves? I don’t see any slaves here. Or IDS, for that matter. These women are all members of my crew. Are you sure you have the right dock? Maybe they were supposed to be showing up at another ship?”
She looked ready to charge him and deal with him personally, forgetting she had over a dozen armed guards in police uniforms with her. Timur grabbed her arm and pulled her back, a snarky little smile on his face like he was enjoying this little drama he created. “I see you are well informed, Mr. Wayne.”
“That is Captain Wayne. Mr. Wayne is my father, and I don’t like to be compared to him. He makes your girlfriend there look like a submissive woman when his temper is up.” John said, lying to cast some more doubts around about who he might actually be. He just hoped his actual father wasn’t listening in from beyond somewhere.
Sorry, Dad. You were awesome.
“Very well. Captain Wayne. The dwarves with you owe my organization credits due to gambling debts. The dark elf owes the station for damages that occurred during the last pod race, which my organization has also purchased the rights to. As you know from your own recent acquisition of a certain IDS, the law takes debts seriously. Now, please put the woman down and step aside and allow these officers to apprehend the debtors.” He said, his tone as greasy as Agent Swind Ling was when he first landed on the station.
“First, neither debt is due yet, correct?”
“The race has been delayed indefinitely, and in any case, the dark elf does not have a pod anymore, thus we are collecting on both the dwarves’ gambling debt along with the dark elf’s damages to the station, as is the terms that were signed.”
“What do you mean she doesn’t have a pod? I have sold her one of mine. She was ready and willing to race.”
“One of yours? No matter, the race is off, thus the debt is due.”
“That seems like a rather predatory rule, to be able to collect on a bet when the event was canceled due to a damn invasion.”
“That is well within our rights. It is like on a roulette wheel, you can bet on red or black, but if it lands on green, the house wins it all.”
“I see.” It did make a weird sort of sense, not that he was buying into it. “Before we continue, how much are we talking about? Maybe we can come to some sort of arrangement?” He asked.
C’mon, Greg, get suited up and get your ass out here. I won’t be able to keep my bullshit up forever.
“The dark elf owes us three and a half million for her half of the station’s damages. The dwarves’ total debt is much more severe, nearly fifty million.” He said, confirming what Greg had told them earlier.
Hell, I don’t know if my ship is even worth fifty million. Actually, it is probably worth a lot more, but damn, that is a lot of money.
“And this brings me to my main argument. It wasn’t the dwarves who placed the bets, but another. How are you planning on collecting from people who are only adjacent to the problem and not the actual perpetrator himself?” He asked.
“Simple, as the dwarf in question has fled, his two sisters there are collateral until he has returned. However, since we have it on good authority that he died in a nearby system recently, they are both accountable for his debts. As for the dark elf, she and the dwarf were equal partners in the racing and the damage that occurred to the station, so his part of the debt gets transferred to his siblings, naturally.”
John had to stop and think about that for a moment. Serena’s debt, while bullshit, sounded plausible. However, Tanya’s and Chris’s were straight up insane.
Movement from the Phoenix Hawk caught John’s eye, causing him to break out in a smile. He didn’t think the officers in front of him were legitimate INP at all, but some of their thugs dressed up to look official. Whether this decision was going to bite him in the ass down the road, he didn’t know, nor did he care.
“Very well. I have the solution to all your problems. You see, Greg, the dwarf you are looking for, is actually here on the station.” He said. “In fact, he is closer than you could possibly imagine. I suggest you turn around and take these debts up with him.” John said, taking a step back.
Coming down from the now-open hangar doors was one of the mobile knights that were in the Phoenix Hawks vehicle bay, a twelve-foot-tall monster, brandishing several large and intimidating-looking weapons towards the fake police.
“Huh?” Timur said, turning around just as Greg unleashed a barrage of lasers on the fake INP’s position.
One thought ran through John’s mind as he pushed everyone back further into the dockyard, looking for some cover for this firefight.
Fuck I hope they are fake.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage