Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
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Female/Female kissing and making out with MC present.
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“Mmm… lower please,” Rumi said while moaning into her pillow.
“Of course,” John replied, moving his hands down her muscular legs. Legs that powered the kicks that nearly killed him earlier.
“Oh, John! I love your magical hands. Yu, I can’t wait until you try this.”
“I would love to, but you seem to have all his attention right now,” Yu replied. She was lying face down beside Rumi on the double mattress pad in Rumi’s bedroom, beaten up once again from sparring with Rumi. The room was almost identical to John’s, except that she had a full-length mirror beside the door and a view of the koi pond from her window.
“Patience. If you beat me in a fight, you can have first dibs on his magic hands next time. That was the bet, wasn’t it?”
“I really thought I had you this time.”
The two women chatted as John continued to work on both of Rumi’s legs, slowly working his Healing Hands magic into her muscles. It was like massaging an oak tree with how developed she was, but John had pushed his Ki out while doing so, giving his fingers the strength to really dig deep into her thick muscles. Her calves were the same, and even her feet were well developed, with thick calluses all over them from the sheer amount of abuse she put her body through to become the hero she is. (Sorry, foot fetish people, that is about all you will get out of me for feet. I just can’t get into it.)
“Flip over.” He said when he finished, then gave her a nod, indicating that he was ready for yet another one of her crazy plans.
Earlier
“Do you mind if I kiss Yu when the three of us are together?” Rumi asked him while Yu was in the shower.
“What?” He asked, confused.
“Just when we are together… I won’t do it if you don’t want me to, but I think it would be really fun to kiss her when you’re massaging her.” She said, her dark skin struggling to hide her blushing cheeks.
“Well. I don’t see anything wrong with that. If we are going to be intimate together. Just… only when we are together, okay?”
“Of course. Also, can you do another little thing for me…”
Present
“I think Yu should have her turn now,” Rumi said, then pulled the unsuspecting blonde on top of her.
“Rumi! What are you doing?”
“Bringing the three of us even closer.” She said, her devilish smile returning.
“Wha- Ahhhhh! Oh my god… What? How does this feel so good?” Yu said, as John started to massage her legs as well.
John just smiled, enjoying the view before him in the dim lighting of the room. Yu’s pale skin contrasted with Rumi’s chocolate, their large breasts pressing together as they lay face to face, the excess pushing out to the sides. He pushed their legs open a bit and could see a shaven clam that had never been opened by another man right in front of him, directly above Rumi’s, which had a small tuff of white hair.
He continued to work his way up her legs, causing her to moan slightly as she looked into Rumi’s eyes, the pair resting their foreheads on each other. Her legs were not as well defined as Rumi’s, but they felt nearly as powerful; he had to work his hands just as hard to get deep into her muscles.
He moved up and started to work on her lower back, his member resting between her butt cheeks, the little guy straining mightily for some action. He chuckled a little at the thought that it had a mind of its own, but then refocused on the woman moaning below him. It was almost time.
Sliding his hands upwards, he continued to massage her back, grazing the sides of her breasts with his fingers, kneading her tense muscles with his thumbs. She had a few bruises back here as well from her spar with Rumi, though to be fair, Rumi had several ugly-looking bruises as well. These two didn’t hold back when they went at it, and Yu was a powerful fighter in her own right, physically even stronger than Rumi.
Finally, he made it to her shoulders, his fingers gliding over her silky smooth skin as she had become putty in his hands. Rumi was panting along with her, the rabbit woman waiting for her moment to strike. John shook his head ruefully, as this was another thing she always wanted to do, but had never had the chance to explore before.
He leaned over Yu, sandwiching her between them. “How are you feeling?” He whispered in her ear.
“Amazing. Can we do this every night?” She replied softly.
“This and more. Now, are you ready for the next step?”
“What is the next step?”
“Getting rid of all these bruises that are marring both your bodies.”
“You mean. Oh god… yes.”
“Now, kiss and make up, and maybe Rumi will let you play with her tail after,” John said, then shut off his healing hands so he could cast a spell. He pressed his hands to the side of their breasts. “Middle Heal!”
“Ahhh!!! Mmmmm!!!” The women both screamed out as he pumped his healing magic into both of them. Rumi actually missed her cue as the orgasm from his most powerful spell rocked her highly turned-on body, but Yu actually was the one to take the initiative and started to kiss her. Their two tongues intertwined as Yu dove deeply into Rumi’s mouth, causing Rumi’s ears to wilt to the sides. John was fascinated with the sight of the two beauties making out beneath him, having never watched Rumi from this perspective before.
Wow, she really is submissive when someone else takes charge in bed. She did the same with me, too.
Not to be left out of the fun, he slid down between their legs, kissing them on the inner thighs before moving to Rumi’s pussy. He spread her open with his fingers and started to lick her clit with his tongue. If she thought he was just going to let her surprise Yu with a kiss before they teamed up on her, she had another thing coming.
Up, down, left, right, all around. He lapped up her juices from her orgasm, then started to focus on her clitoris, teasing the little bead enough to draw more moans out of her. He reached above his head and grabbed onto Yu’s ass with both hands, pulling her down tighter, her pelvis holding his head in place.
*Schlick, Schlick, Schlick*
“Mmm… MMMHHH!!!!” Rumi moaned but couldn’t say anything as Yu still had her tongue jammed into her mouth.
Plunging his tongue deep inside of her, enjoying her taste as he explored her special place a bit before returning his focus to her clitoris. Her legs had wrapped around his back, and her thighs were starting to clamp the sides of his head, but he soldiered on. He was going to bring this bunny to orgasm yet again.
“MMMHHH!! AHHH!! CUMMIN- MMMMM!!!”
She bucked hard several times as she reached her peak, squeezing his head to the point he was worried she was going to crush him. He didn’t care, pushing his face deeply into her sex as he continued to lap up her juices. John couldn’t see it, but Yu was kneading Rumi’s breasts as she kissed the other woman, happily helping John overwhelm the boisterous bunny with pleasurable sensations.
Earlier
“So Rumi wants to kiss me? As long as you’re okay with it, I would like to kiss her, too. I mean, she is sexy as hell, right?” Yu said. They were standing in the kitchen as John was whipping up some food for the next few days while Rumi was showering.
“Yeah, you are both very beautiful women. However, she wants me to use my magic on you to give you another orgasm while she does it.”
“Oh. Well, I guess that is okay. Why are you telling me? Isn’t it supposed to be a surprise?”
“Two reasons. One, to make sure you’re okay with this, as this is the first time we have been intimate. As much as we both seemed to get swept up into the tornado called Rumi, she doesn’t get to decide how everything will be.”
“I’m… I’m good with this. Just give me lots of cuddles afterwards.”
“Heh, that is a given.”
“What’s the other reason?”
“I want to give her a taste of her own medicine.”
Present
Once her orgasm passed, she released the death grip she had on John’s head, allowing him to extract himself from the sea of legs and move up beside the two of them. He ran his hand down her side, placing his hand back on Rumi’s pussy, running two fingers around her clit and lubing them up before plunging them into her hole.
“John… Hah, I thought, hah, we were supposed to give her the orgasms.” Rumi said between breaths, her arms still wrapped around Yu.
“She will. But first, I needed to teach my naughty bunny that she isn’t always going to be the one in control. Heal!” John said, casting his spell, then immediately kissing Rumi as she orgasmed. Once she stopped clamping down on his fingers, he pulled them out of her snatch and stuck them into her open mouth. “How do you taste?”
“Mmm…” was all she said as she sucked on his fingers, her eyes closed as she licked the juices off his digits.
“That’s hot,” Yu said, still lying on top of Rumi. She leaned over and started to kiss him while Rumi continued to suck his fingers. “I can taste her on your lips.”
“Delicious, isn’t she?” John said, then smiled playfully. “I just had a taste of the chocolate, but now I’m craving vanilla. Move up here and sit on my face.”
“Yes, Daddy.”
“Really?”
“What. You don’t like it?”
“Just move your ass, girl, before I decide to spank it instead.” He replied, then turned his focus back to Rumi for a moment. She seemed lost in sucking his fingers, not hearing what they were talking about. “Heal!” He said, casting the spell again, causing her to moan loudly as another orgasm rocked her. He pulled his hand free then and gave her another kiss. “Just relax for a bit. It’s Yu’s turn now.”
“Mmm hmm…” She replied sleepily, seemingly out of commission for now.
John shifted his body, giving Yu enough room to kneel over his face. She looked unsure of exactly what she should be doing, so her grabbed her bubble butt and guided her into position. Her thick, silky thighs were squeezing the sides of his head, her beautifully shaven vulva right in front of his face.
“Are you sure you want me to sit on you?” She asked, causing him to smile at her worry.
“Lean on that wall and hold on, darling. I’m not coming out for air until you start begging for mercy.” John said, then pulled her in the rest of the way.
“AHH!!! OH MY GOD!” She shouted as he split her clam open with his tongue and began writing the alphabet. He plunged his tongue inside of her, pressing up against a membrane that proved her virginity was still intact. He toyed with it a moment, but then returned to stimulating her clit and continued his spelling lesson as her juices dripped over his face.
“Hah, hah, hah…. MMMmmm… Daddy, that feels so good.” She panted, grinding herself over his mouth and nose.
Activating his Healing Hands again, he stimulated her anus with a single finger, while his other hand moved over to Rumi and snaked between her legs and plunged back into her pussy as well.
Both women squirmed under his ministrations, and it wasn’t long before he brought them both to orgasm, but he didn’t stop. He only gave them a few moments’ rest before diving in again and again. When Rumi finally pulled his hand from her pussy in surrender, he moved it up her body and grasped one of her breasts, the fatty orb squishing through his fingers as he thumbed her nipple lightly.
Yu didn’t last too much longer, having given up grinding on him as she leaned heavily on the wall. She was moaning loudly as she panted, already out of breath from having several orgasms. He was drenched from her juices, but he didn’t care; she tasted delicious, and he was lapping up as much of her liquids as he could.
“HAH! Dad- FUCK! JOHN!!! MMMMMMMMHHHH!!!” She screamed, finally breaking out of her little Daddy routine as she shuddered as another orgasm rocked her. She slid down the wall and collapsed on top of him, snoring softly next to his ear. He glanced to his left, and Rumi was also out cold, leaning into them.
Little John was poking up between Yu’s legs, rubbing up against her vulva, waiting for his turn for some release. A turn that didn’t seem to be coming tonight.
“Crap… I went a little too hard, didn’t I?” John said to himself.
The Next Morning
“Slurp, suck, slurp*
John stirred awake, feeling something moving between his legs. He looked down under the sheet that was covering him, smiling at what he had just uncovered. Rumi had his glans in her mouth, giving him a shallow blowjob, her tongue stimulating him. Yu was lower, licking from the lower part of his shaft down to his sack. They both held one of his testicles in their hands, massaging them gently just as he had shown Rumi how he liked it.
“Good morning, my darlings. This is one of the most beautiful sights I have ever woken up to.”
Rumi seemed in the zone and didn’t reply, but Yu looked up from what she was doing and smiled at him. “Good morning, Daddy. Just relax and let us take care of this for you.”
He chuckled. “Daddy again?”
“Yep. Because we are going to make you a Daddy again someday. For now, just lean back and release when you’re ready. Rumi has been practicing on some larger carrots just for this moment.”
As if to prove it, Yu placed the hand that was massaging his balls on the back of Rumi’s head and pushed her down, causing Little John to disappear down her throat.
“Ahhh… that feels amazing.” He said, dropping the sheet and lying his head back down. The sheet bobbed up and down as Rumi picked up the pace, realizing that he was awake now. He could feel Yu’s mouth sucking on his testicles, sending even more pleasure through his body.
He kept his ejaculation control skill active for a couple of minutes, allowing him to enjoy this feeling for a bit more before releasing her breakfast into her mouth. He thought about changing the flavour of his load for her, but she seemed to like the natural taste, so he let it be.
The sheet kept moving, allowing him to use his imagination about what was going on underneath, which frankly was turning him on just as much as if he was watching her do it directly. Soon, he released his skill, and he could feel the pressure rapidly build up.
“Cumming!” He said, his legs tensing up as his pelvic girdle began to flex. She stopped deepthroating him, and he could feel a hand start stroking him quickly as he released. He groaned as rope after rope sprayed somewhere, the mystery of it exciting him even more.
After what felt like way too much cum being milked out of him, he started to breathe normally again, finally getting the release he needed since yesterday.
“That was a wonderful wake-up. Thank you.” He said, but didn’t get a reply. Curious, he flipped the blanket back up and smiled down at the two women kissing, his cum dribbling out of the corners of their mouths.
“God, you two are amazing.” He said, watching them for a few moments before they broke apart and licked whatever was remaining off of each other. They turned to look up at him then, both smiling happily.
“It’s still a bit early. Do you mind if we go another round before we get up for the day?” Rumi asked, stroking his still hard member.
“If that is what you want, don’t let me stop you.” He said with a chuckle. “Though, can I have my good morning kiss first?”
“Of course.” She said, then pulled Yu close, and they kissed, with the head of his cock between their lips.
He just shook his head. That wasn’t quite what he meant, but it was more than good enough for now. He dropped his blanket and enjoyed the roller coaster ride called Rumi.
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Chapters
- Chapter 216 – ♥♥♥ Turning The Tables On A Crazy Rabbit
- Chapter 215 – Insanity Is The Spice Of Life
- Chapter 214 – Elders And Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 213 – Breakfast And A Show
- Chapter 212 – The Power Of Hunger
- Chapter 211 – The Hunger Grows And The Doctor Strikes
- Chapter 210 – Deviants And Dragons
- Chapter 209 – Dancing His Way Into Women’s Hearts
- Chapter 208 – Growing Respect
- Chapter 207 – Sibling Rivalry
- Chapter 206 – It’s The Results That Count
- Chapter 205 – ♥♥♥ Tenderized Glazed Rabbit
- Chapter 204 – An Unexpected Dinner And A Show
- Chapter 203 – Forethought, Foresight, And Family
- Chapter 202 – The Hero Behind A Mask
- Chapter 201 – Twilight Tears
- Chapter 200 – A Connoisseur Of The Arts
- Chapter 199 – Rising Infernos
- Chapter 198 – Life As A Side Character
- Chapter 197 – Feelings And Egg-cellence
- Chapter 196 – Spicy Dinner Conversations With A Side Of Self-Reflection
- Chapter 195 – Personal Space Is Overrated
- Chapter 194 – Ruminations Of A Rabbit
- Chapter 193 – Carrots And Confessions
- Chapter 192 – Eye Spy With My Little Eye Something That Begins With T
- Chapter 191 – Offers From A Rambling Grandma
- Chapter 190 – Keep An Eye Open When Probing For Mines
- Chapter 189 – She Is A Little eXtra
- Chapter 188 – Not All Walls Can Be “Dig” Through
- Chapter 187 – The Paladin Without A Plan
- Chapter 186 – The Other Side Of The Mountain
- Chapter 185 – Crazy Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
- Chapter 184 – The Difficulties Of Staying On Topic
- Chapter 183 – Sometimers Strikes Again
- Chapter 182 – The Good And The Bad
- Chapter 181 – A Carrot A Day
- Chapter 180 – One Of A Kind
- Chapter 179 – The Night That Luna Fell
- Chapter 178 – A Time For Tea
- Chapter 177 – Sagely Advice
- Chapter 176 – The Rules Of The Game
- Chapter 175 – Escape From U.S.J.
- Chapter 174 – Twilight’s Herald
- Chapter 173 – A Mountain Of Trouble
- Chapter 172 – ♥♥ Clams, Catfolk, And Catnip
- Chapter 171 – For Science!
- Chapter 170 – The Problems With Pelicans
- Chapter 169 – Gunship Diplomacy
- Chapter 168 – Don’t Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
- Chapter 167 – The Steel Within
- Chapter 166 – ♥♥ Unexpected Consequences
- Chapter 165 – Ignorance Was Bliss
- Chapter 164 – But Wait! There’s More!
- Chapter 163 – Be All That You Don’t Want To Be!
- Chapter 162 – It is Elemental, My Dear John
- Chapter 161 – Dancing With Wolves
- Chapter 160 – Giving Those Naughty Puppies A Whipping
- Chapter 159 – When The Cheap Sunglasses Finally Broke
- Chapter 158 – Honour Is A Heavy Burden To Bear
- Chapter 157 – ♥♥ A Broken Angel In His Arms
- Chapter 156 – Planning, Trauma, And The Mysteries Of A Red Cup
- Chapter 155 – With Eyes Wide Open
- Chapter 154 – ♥ Growing Problems With Communication
- Chapter 153 – One Oath Is As Good As Another, Right?
- Chapter 152 – Predatory Pirate Vs A Wrathful Wizard
- Chapter 151 – The Wizard Of Blackstone
- Chapter 150 – A John A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
- Chapter 149 – Out Of The Frying Pan
- Chapter 148 – A Dangling Thread Of Intrigue
- Chapter 147 – An Anger Fueled By Nuclear Fires
- Chapter 146 – Rock’em, Sock’em, 3049
- Chapter 145 – With Bated Breath
- Chapter 144 – Kinder Surprise Toys Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Chapter 143 – ♥♥♥ The Maiden Who Came To The Villain Of DEN
- Chapter 142 – Kids Say The Darndest Things
- Chapter 141 – What Goes Bump In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- Chapter 140 – The Angry Little Landmine That Could
- Chapter 139 – Slow Dance With A Cannon Opener
- Chapter 138 – A HEAP Of Trouble
- Chapter 137 – Snakes Have No Protection From Privacy Breeches
- Chapter 136 – Bargains Over A Cup Of Coffee
- Chapter 135 – Memories Of The Past, Pains Of The Future
- Chapter 134 – More Than One Way To Win A Woman’s Heart
- Chapter 133 – Rougher Side Of The Periphery Life
- Chapter 132 – Troubles And Opportunities
- Chapter 131 – The Unsinkable Suzy Q
- Chapter 130 – Cookin’ With Lasers
- Chapter 129 – The Disposables
- Chapter 128 – Questions? Just Ask Alec! Results May Vary
- Chapter 127 – You Lose Some, You Win Some, Have A Drink And You Will Feel Better
- Chapter 126 – By The Will Of The Light, By The Hand Of John
- Chapter 125 – ♥♥♥ Cloaking His Dagger
- Chapter 124 – A Cup Of Tea
- Chapter 123 – Problems Of People, Politics, And Pelicans
- Chapter 122 – ♥♥ Paradise By The Cockpit Lights
- Chapter 121 – The Duality Of John
- Chapter 120 – ♥ Bittersweet Victories
- Chapter 119 – An Ocean Of Nightmares, An Armful Of Dreams
- Chapter 118 – The Fortunate Son
- Chapter 117 – Eh-ighties Action Star
- Chapter 116 – Wet Towels And Cheap Whiskey
- Chapter 115 – Always Be Discrete In Your Indiscretions
- Chapter 114 – Implied Threats
- Chapter 113 – The Dangers Of Using An Unlicensed Barber
- Chapter 112 – Laughter, Isn’t Always The Best Medicine
- Chapter 111 – To Be A Leader
- Chapter 110 – Prince John, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Florida Man
- Chapter 109 – ♥ The Sweet Nothings Of A Strawberry
- Chapter 108 – Blame It On The Wine
- Chapter 107 – The Rage Within
- Chapter 106 – A Harsh Reminder
- Chapter 105 – Walk Softly And Carry A Big Hammer
- Chapter 104 – A, B, C, D, Why Is Alec Messing With Me?
- Chapter 103 – One Hand Giveth, The Other Taketh Away
- Chapter 102 – ♥♥ A Taste Of The Divine
- Chapter 101 – Dancing Amongst The Stars
- Chapter 100 – The Angler VS The Archerfish
- Chapter 99 – Driven Into Darkness
- Chapter 98 – Twin Calamities
- Chapter 97 – John Wayne, The Best Supporting Actor
- Chapter 96 – Delaying The Inevitable
- Chapter 95 – The Black Knight
- Chapter 94 – Tears Of Despair
- Chapter 93 – Nowhere To Go But Up
- Chapter 92 – Lurking Problems
- Chapter 91 – Unraveling World
- Chapter 90 – ♥♥♥ Three’s Company
- Chapter 89 – Arrivals And Departures
- Chapter 88 – Acting On Trust
- Chapter 87 – Meeting Of The Minds
- Chapter 86 – The Burden Of Truth
- Chapter 85 – The Price Of A Friend
- Chapter 84 – An Inconvenient Truth
- Chapter 83 – ♥♥ Naughty Elves Don’t Get To Make Demands
- Chapter 82 – Testing Boundaries
- Chapter 81 – A Test Of Bonds
- Chapter 80 – What About Breakfast At Niki’s
- Chapter 79 – A Master’s Responsibility?
- Chapter 78 – Bread And Circuses
- Chapter 77 – Infinite Frontiers – The Phantom Pain
- Chapter 76 – F-R-I-E-N-D-S
- Chapter 75 – ♥♥ Ruining A Princess
- Chapter 74 – Sibling Sideshow
- Chapter 73 – Burgers, Beings, Bombers, And Broken Noses
- Chapter 72 – Are Elves Bullies Too?
- Chapter 71 – The Six Billion GSC Man
- Chapter 70 – The Black Leather White Knight
- Chapter 69 – Debts
- Chapter 68 – Temptations
- Chapter 67 – A Brief History Of Infinite Frontiers
- Chapter 66 – Lost And Found
- Chapter 65 – Elves Are Cuter When They Are Bullied
- Chapter 64 – No Replacement For Displacement
- Chapter 63 – You Know What They Say About Assumptions?
- Chapter 62 – When In Doubt, Blame The Intern
- Chapter 61 – A 12-Gauge Send Off
- Chapter 60 – ♥♥♥ Playful Punishments With Fantasy Physics
- Chapter 59 – She Is A Good Girl, One Way Or Another
- Chapter 58 – Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 57 – She Is A Real Passenger Princess
- Chapter 56 – Yes, Embrace Your Anger
- Chapter 55 – Daddy Issues? Better Call John
- Chapter 54 – A Wild Pink-Haired Menace Has Appeared
- Chapter 53 – The Wonderful Wizard Of HOTD
- Chapter 52 – A Midnight Dance
- Chapter 51 – ♥♥♥ The Queen Of Awkward Timing
- Chapter 50 – ♥ The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
- Chapter 49 – Call Of The Canon
- Chapter 48 – Saved By The GRRRRAAAHHH!!!
- Chapter 47 – How The Turn Tables
- Chapter 46 – The Reality Of Dreams
- Chapter 45 – She Knows My Name
- Chapter 44 – Talk To Me Goose
- Chapter 43 – The Man Who Chose The Bear(folk)
- Chapter 42 – Mostly Harmless
- Chapter 41 – A Relaxing Ride
- Chapter 40 – Duck, Duck, Goose, Owl?
- Chapter 39 – Stirring The Pot
- Chapter 38 – Ones True Nature
- Chapter 37 – What Smells Worse Than Wet Dog?
- Chapter 36 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Still The Best
- Chapter 35 – Five Gals Chatting, Four Contracts Binding, Three Faces Blushing, Two Damsels Dodging, And An Annoyed Paladin In A Pear Tree
- Chapter 34 – Nicknames And Pillow Friends
- Chapter 33 – Medieval Casting Couch
- Chapter 32 – Well, That’s No Ordinary Rabbit!
- Chapter 31 – Revelations
- Chapter 30 – The Start Of A Legend
- Chapter 29 – ♥ Love, War, And Terrible Back Pains
- Chapter 28 – Pains Of The Past, Present, And Future
- Chapter 27 – Promises And Pitfalls
- Chapter 26 – Cruel And Unusual Co-workers
- Chapter 25 – ♥♥ One-Sided Family Planning
- Chapter 24 – The Principle VS The Fallen
- Chapter 23 – The Devil’s Due
- Chapter 22 – The Principal Strikes Back!
- Chapter 21 – Power Of Destruction And Power Naps
- Chapter 20 – Student Council VS Principle Wayne
- Chapter 19 – That Pent Up Aggression Needs An Outlet
- Chapter 18 – Space Aged Tractor Simulator 2000 W/Cat Herding DLC
- Chapter 17 – Not The Cologne I Was Looking For
- Chapter 16 – It’s A Trap!
- Chapter 15 – The Clothes Make The Man
- Chapter 14 – You Can Never Avoid The Bureaucracy
- Chapter 13 – Set For Ludicrous Speed
- Chapter 12 – Consequences Of Drinking The Nectar Of The Gods
- Chapter 11 – Cuddles and Conundrums
- Chapter 10 – ♥♥♥ Bunnies Are Just The Best
- Chapter 9 – The Dangers Of Health Drinks
- Chapter 8 – Deals, Contracts, And Unwise Spending Habits
- Chapter 7 – Day Drinking, The Proper Way To Train Magic
- Chapter 6 – Why Are There Freaking Dinosaurs!
- Chapter 5 – This Show Needs An Epilepsy Warning
- Chapter 4 – No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
- Chapter 3 – Karma vs Canon
- Chapter 2 – Noise Violation Consequences
- Chapter 1 – High School of the Nope
- Prologue – Truck-Kun’s Collateral Damage