[3rd POV]
The trio had stayed in Gotham for another hour, with the kids insisting on showing Amity around a bit more. They wanted to show her to the local parks, zoo, and a few other places that they thought could be cool to show off to Amity. The girl did find some of them to be interesting, but she had enjoyed buying the electrical and chemistry equipment more than anything.
Once again, Naruto and Milim thought that she was weird. But at the very least it was weird but not in a bad way. She just liked things that were a bit…interesting. Different from what was normal in Milim and Naruto’s eyes. But they were also pretty strange with what they liked to do every day.
After finishing their time in Gotham, the trio had decided to head off to Metropolis. Metropolis was a lot more interesting in Amity’s eyes. Not only was it far safer than Gotham, and not nearly as scary to be in. It was also nicer and had tons of stores that caught her eye.
It was basically the technological capital of the world, if not the world, the United States. It was huge, and it had dozens of stores that Amity had been interested in the second that she had seen them. Since there were tons of tech stores throughout the place.
But before they decided to go there to explore them, Naruto decided it was time to prank Lex Luthor. Which they were doing right now, as they stood in the office of Lex Luthor. The office was empty at the moment, nobody was inside besides them.
From what Raven had found, Lex Luthor was out doing a meeting with some other company or something. Probably something involving the Light or something of the sort. She didn’t really know, nor did she particularly care.
She was more focused on watching Naruto as he began to work with Milim to prank Lex Luthor. While Amity was standing next to her, very lost on what was happening, and why Naruto and Milim were even doing this.
“What is the point of doing this?” Amity asked Raven, as she glanced up at her. She really didn’t see the point in a prank. Like what was enjoyable about pranking others? She thought it was pointless. A waste of time.
“Enjoyment” Raven responded, watching as Naruto placed an invisible and sticking whoopee cushion to Lex Luthor’s chair. It had a sticking charm on it, so it would take quite a lot of effort in order to get rid of the cushion.
And he had placed more than just that. He placed one of them on every single chair in the office. All of them had sticking charms on them, and every single one of them would instantly reinflate, so that they wouldn’t have to manually pump air back into the cushion or anything.
On top of the whoopee cushions, Milim was placing several “squeaky” charms onto the ground, where every step in the office made it sound like a squeaky boot walking. And once again, it would take a hell of a lot of effort in order to get rid of the charms.
There was also the inversion that they placed on the mouse and keyboard. So whatever he did with them, it’d do the opposite. Which would make using the computer a pain in the ass.
Naruto and Milim thought that was fun.
On top of that, they added another prank in. So that when he sat down in his chair, a burst of power would flicker from above him. And then that energy would flood his head, and grow him a full head of ginger hair. An afro at that.
They were tempted to do more, but they decided against it. Well, before Naruto added another part that would make it so that his clothes would turn bright pink once he sat down on top of that. Making him look even more goofy.
All of the pranks layered on top of one another were pretty harmless, and were just for good fun. None of them would be that much of a problem for him to get rid of, it would just be more time consuming than anything. Nothing too serious.
Lex would probably find it more amusing than anything. As while he does not really know anything about Milim and Naruto, he knew that they existed, and he knew a small bit about what they could realistically do.
That and they weren’t really hiding that they were there.
“Enjoyment? That’s…kind of weird. That they find it fun to prank others. I don’t really see the appeal” Amity replied to Raven, who hummed.
“I do not either. But they find their own form of enjoyment in it, so, there’s no reason not to let them go through with it. As long as it does not harm others, I see no problem with them pranking others. Just like you enjoy working with electrical equipment and are so fascinated with abomination magic, which they find weird” Raven said, agreeing that it was a little weird, but they enjoyed it, so who was she to look down on them for it?
“Won’t the guy that they are pranking be mad about this?” Amity asked.
“Doubtful. The man that they are pranking is known as Lex Luthor. He has full knowledge on what the bookstore is, and he is a regular customer of Wanda’s. So he won’t retaliate or anything like you might think. Most he’ll do is talk to Wanda about it, and ask about who did it” Raven replied with a shake of her head. She didn’t see Lex Luthor as the type to get mad over something so meaningless.
“How many people in this world actually know about the bookstore?” Amity asked, curious.
“In this world? A few dozen at most. There are the normal customers who do not know anything about the truth of the place of course, and are just normal humans that go shopping for normal books. You know, the old ladies that do the book club and others similar” Raven replied after a few moments to contemplation.
“I’m surprised the store is not more popular” Amity couldn’t help but mutter in surprise.
“It’s not more popular because Wanda makes sure that information about it does not spread too far. She does not want to have tens of thousands of people lining up outside trying to buy books that can only be found inside of the store. It would be annoying if there are too many people in the store. It’d take away from its charm” Raven explained. Amity nodded slowly in understanding, as it did make sense.
The store would be packed with people if the full extent of the knowledge that it sold was ever truly explained and shown off.
“I guess that makes sense. But how come we don’t get visits from people like the Justice League that often?” Amity asked. Raven looked at her, before a face of realization took hold, as she realized that Amity didn’t know about the rather tense past with the League and what they had done.
“Ah….we have a bit of a past with them. The man known as Captain Atom had decided to attack Naruto, when the League had chased a villain into the store. This had ended with Wanda brutally cursing the man, and forcing the League to apologize. Ever since then, the League steers very clear of the shop. With only Doctor Fate, Zatara and Constantine being regulars” Raven explained to the girl, who nodded slowly.
“So they are the only smart ones then” Amity replied bluntly, as Raven chuckled and nodded.
“They are. The rest are too scared or ignorant to come anywhere near the store. So we don’t really pay attention to them, nor do we worry about them” Raven responded.
“And what about villains? Surely the heroes aren’t happy that villains come and go from the shop so often” Amity asked another question.
“They aren’t fond of it, but the bookstore is a neutral place. There are very few types of entities that are not permitted inside, and those are the worst of the worst. Rapists, pedophiles, abusers, stuff like that. A villain like Lex Luthor would not be blocked from entering. And the heroes know that should they try anything stupid, they’d also get cursed rather brutally” Raven explained once again.
With her questions answered, Amity looked back over at Naruto and Milim. One thought on her mind as she watched them continue to booby trap the room.
‘What an interesting family’
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Chapters
- Chapter 192 192: A Nightmare
- Chapter 191 191: More Fun Time with Raven
- Chapter 190 190: The Doctor Visits…again
- Chapter 189
- Chapter 188
- Chapter 187 187: USS Enterprise
- Chapter 186 186: A New Universe, The Crew
- Chapter 185 185: Helping Regina
- Chapter 184 184: Regina’s Worries
- Chapter 183 183: Death Flirts, Future Thoughts, Regina
- Chapter 182 182: A Couple Days Later, Death Visits
- Chapter 181 181: Ravens Worries
- Chapter 180 180: Team RWBY’s Purchases
- Chapter 179 179: Amity’s Thoughts, Returning Customers
- Chapter 178 178: Raven and the Kids III
- Chapter 177 177: Raven and the Kids II
- Chapter 176 176: Raven and the Kids I
- Chapter 175 175: Mom
- Chapter 174 174: After Dinner and “Mother
- Chapter 173 173: Thoughts and Dinner
- Chapter 172 172: Kids meet Amity
- Chapter 171 171: Start of the Punishment
- Chapter 170 170: The Blight Matriarch
- Chapter 169 169: After becoming a Primordial
- Chapter 168 168: Primordial
- Chapter 167 167: Three Wishes
- Chapter 166 166: Visit from a Goddess…Again
- Chapter 165 165: After the Date with Death
- Chapter 164 164: End of the Date with Death
- Chapter 163 163: A Date with Death II
- Chapter 162 162: A Date with Death
- Chapter 161 161: Before the Date
- Chapter 160 160: New Worker
- Chapter 159 159: Amity Blight
- Chapter 158 158: New Witch Shopper
- Chapter 157 157: The Morning After, Innocent Question
- Chapter 156 156: Experimenting II
- Chapter 155 155: Experimenting
- Chapter 154 154: Deaths Question
- Chapter 153 153: Eda the Owl Lady
- Chapter 152 152: Chaos Magic Training
- Chapter 151 151: Meditation Training
- Chapter 150 150: Revelations
- Chapter 149 149: Wanda Maximoff??
- Chapter 148 148: Wanda’s Thoughts
- Chapter 147 147: End of Spar, Saitama Leaves
- Chapter 146 146: Happiness
- Chapter 145 145: Before Saitama’s Return
- Chapter 144 144: Saitama
- Chapter 143 143: 4 Days Later
- Chapter 142 142: Super Dragon Balls
- Chapter 141 141: The Next Day
- Chapter 140 140: Rest of the Day
- Chapter 139 139: End of Spar
- Chapter 138 138: Spar I
- Chapter 137 137: Loss of Ramen, Bulma
- Chapter 136 136: The Z Fighters
- Chapter 135 135: Food and Bonds
- Chapter 134 134: Beginning of a Family Trip
- Chapter 133 133: Reed Richards
- Chapter 132 132: The Scientist
- Chapter 131 131: The Days After
- Chapter 130 130: A Pleasurable Night [R18]
- Chapter 129 129: Dreams Request
- Chapter 128 128: Relationship Help and Dream Visits
- Chapter 127 127: With the Clones
- Chapter 126 126: Calming Down
- Chapter 125 125: The Past
- Chapter 124 124: Pietro’s Love for Comics
- Chapter 123 123: Pietro Maximoff
- Chapter 122 122: Whis Visits, Unexpected Encounter
- Chapter 121 121: Helping the Spider
- Chapter 120 120: The Spider
- Chapter 119 119: A Depressed Team
- Chapter 118 118: The Doctor meets Death
- Chapter 117 117: Together
- Chapter 116 116: The Second Date
- Chapter 115 115: The Captain Shops
- Chapter 114 114: The Captain
- Chapter 113 113: The Heroes ask for Forgiveness
- Chapter 112 112: The Saiyans Shop
- Chapter 111 111: Saiyan Visitors
- Chapter 110 110: Apologies from a Villain
- Chapter 109 109: A Simple Morning
- Chapter 108 108: After the Fight
- Chapter 107 107: After the Conflict
- Chapter 106 106: Annoying Conflict
- Chapter 105 105: Villainous Visits
- Chapter 104 104: A Rich Guest
- Chapter 103 103: Strange and Rituals
- Chapter 102 102: The Sorcerer
- Chapter 101 101: Ruby’s Confusion
- Chapter 100 100: Rest of the Date
- Chapter 99 99: Remnant with Raven
- Chapter 98 98: Legend of the Silver Eyes
- Chapter 97 97: Helping Blake
- Chapter 96 96: Domains and Ki
- Chapter 95 95: Teasing and Godhood
- Chapter 94 94: Prank
- Chapter 93 93: Book Club, Athena’s Request
- Chapter 92 92: A Lucifer Visits, Pharoah’s Tomb
- Chapter 91 91: Home, Empress
- Chapter 90 90: Execution, Returning Home
- Chapter 89 89: Danzo’s Last Day
- Chapter 88 88: Explanations
- Chapter 87 87: Forged Anew
- Chapter 86 86: Memories
- Chapter 85 85: Tsunade
- Chapter 84 84: To Find Tsunade
- Chapter 83 83: Day After
- Chapter 82 82: Lust
- Chapter 81 81: Fear
- Chapter 80 80: Healing
- Chapter 79 79: After the Chūnin Exams
- Chapter 78 78: Chūnin Exams Finale
- Chapter 77 77: Chūnin Exams VIII
- Chapter 76 76: Chūnin Exams VII
- Chapter 75 75: Chūnin Exams VI
- Chapter 74 74: Chūnin Exams V
- Chapter 73 73: Chūnin Exams IV
- Chapter 72 72: Chūnin Exams III
- Chapter 71 71: Chūnin Exams II
- Chapter 70 70: Chūnin Exams I
- Chapter 69 69: Uzumaki Compound
- Chapter 68 68: Ichiraku Ramen
- Chapter 67 67: The Sun
- Chapter 66 66: Tour Around Konoha
- Chapter 65 65: Naruto meets Milim
- Chapter 64 64: Milim’s Curiosity
- Chapter 63 63: Helping the Protégé’s…Again
- Chapter 62 62: Anticlimactic
- Chapter 61 61: Death Meets Milim
- Chapter 60 60: Milim’s First Customers
- Chapter 59 59: Showing Milim Around
- Chapter 58 58: Adopted Daughter
- Chapter 57 57: Mama Wanda
- Chapter 56 56: Rimuru’s Village
- Chapter 55 55: Skills
- Chapter 54 54: A Comfortable Day
- Chapter 53 53: The Pirates
- Chapter 52 52: A Normal Day
- Chapter 51 51: An Otherworldly Intermission
- Chapter 50 50: God of Destruction
- Chapter 49 49: The Skeleton and The Doctor
- Chapter 48 48: Helping the Protégé’s
- Chapter 47 47: RWBY
- Chapter 46 46: Death Returns
- Chapter 45 45: Talks with Rimuru
- Chapter 44 44: Everything has Darkness, Magicules
- Chapter 43 43: New Scrolls from Naruto
- Chapter 42 42: The Goddess of Wisdom
- Chapter 41 41: Helping Harry
- Chapter 40 40: Messing with some Protégé’s
- Chapter 39 39: Workplace Rivalry
- Chapter 38 38: Chakra
- Chapter 37 37: Sunshine, Cyclops, Forehead and Duckbutt
- Chapter 36 36: Poison Ivy
- Chapter 35 35: Clone Spell, New Books, and Ideas
- Chapter 34 34: Talks with Daenerys
- Chapter 33 33: Advisor of the Queen
- Chapter 32 32: The God of Wine
- Chapter 31 31: The Undead
- Chapter 30 30: Ignorant Heroes
- Chapter 29 29: John Constantine
- Chapter 28 28: New Pet, Talks with Swan, New Customer
- Chapter 27 27: The Lord of Chaos
- Chapter 26 26: Books and Teaching
- Chapter 25 25: The Mother of Dragons
- Chapter 24 24: Putting a Queen in her Place
- Chapter 23 23: Once Upon a Time
- Chapter 22 22: Another League Meeting, The Savior and Evil Queen
- Chapter 21 21: Rimuru Tempest
- Chapter 20 20: The “Interrogation”
- Chapter 19 19: The Bat
- Chapter 18 18: The Demigods
- Chapter 17 17: The Doctors Exchange
- Chapter 16 16: Doctor…Who?
- Chapter 15 15: Exchanges and Cursed Scar
- Chapter 14 14: Guests from Beyond
- Chapter 13 13: Connecting the Bookstore
- Chapter 12 12: Fools and Lucifer…Again
- Chapter 11 11: New Employee and Roommate
- Chapter 10 10: Raven
- Chapter 9 9: Another Visit from Death
- Chapter 8 8: Who are You?
- Chapter 7 7: Hero and Protege’s
- Chapter 6 6: Walks through the City
- Chapter 5 5: Another Special Customer
- Chapter 4 4: A Special Customer
- Chapter 3 3: Ripples of Chaos
- Chapter 2 2: The Bookstore and First Customers!
- Chapter 1 1: Prologue