[3rd POV]
As it turns out, beating the snot out of S ranked missing nin like Kisame and Itachi, tended to catch a shit ton of attention. Especially from Jiraiya, who now looked at Wanda with an entirely new light, as he realized that she truly was very powerful.
And while he wasn’t sure he she was as strong as him, he knew for a fact that she was very capable, and more than powerful enough to take care of, and protect Naruto from certain members of the Akatsuki. So, the complaints regarding that aspect began to cease.
It was a couple of days later since that event, and the trio had enjoyed their time traveling around the nation, following the leads for Tsunade. No other difficulties had arrived during that time, as Wanda had taken care of anything that could have become a problem.
So instead, Naruto spent it training and just enjoying the process, as it was basically just a vacation for him more than anything. As nothing was happening, and Jiraiya was the one who was doing most of the hunting for Tsunade.
A hunt that had officially ended as of today, as Wanda, Milim, and Naruto all walked behind Jiraiya, towards where Tsunade should be at the moment.
“How are we going to get Tsunade to come with us, pervy sage?” Naruto asked, as the man grumbled at the nickname, before responding.
“We just gotta tell her that she’s being chosen to become the Hokage and she’ll come running. If not…well, I’ve got another plan, but I’d really prefer to not have to go down that route” Jiraiya said, sweating as he knew the other plan was…
To offer to pay off ALL her debts, and she had a lot of them. By paying off all these debts, she’d come back, but she had a shit ton of debt, and even with the money he made from his perverted books, it would be very expensive.
“We can always drag her back too! I’m sure fighting her could be fun!” Milim said with a bright grin, having heard of how strong Tsunade was.
Jiraiya looked at Milim with a sweatdrop, knowing that the kid was way stronger than she looked, and he had seen some of the workouts she had done. And quite frankly, he had no idea if she could beat Tsunade or not, but considering how powerful Wanda was…he wouldn’t be surprised if she could.
“Yeah…maybe not that. She needs to come willingly…somewhat. So that’ll be a last resort sort of thing” Jiraiya responded, as Wanda, nodding with the perverted man who had actually been growing a bit over the past few days.
He wasn’t nearly as bad as he was before, and was beginning to respect Naruto and his boundaries, as well as his choice of seeing Milim as his sister and Wanda as his mother. As he began to see just how much Wanda cared for him, and the power that she held that could protect him from those who wished to use him.
Eventually, the group of four walked into a restaurant, one that Wanda knew Tsunade in, and one that Jiraiya wished to use to gather information, as it could be a good source of info.
Only, he paused when he looked off into the distance, locking eyes with a tall beautiful woman. This woman was…Tsunade Senju.
“Jiraiya?!” Tsunade yelled, shocked to see him.
“Tsunade?! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!” Jiraiya replied in shock, as Naruto and Milim both blinked upon looking at her. Especially Milim, considering she could see through the illusion that was covering Tsunade’s real form.
“That’s Tsunade? She’s younger than I was expecting” Milim said in slight surprise, as she looked a lot younger than she actually was, even under the illusion. Younger looking than Jiraiya at least.
Eventually the group of four moved and sat across from Tsunade, who had been very obviously drinking that night, as well as her protege, Shizune.
“It’s like a reunion. All y’all’s faces coming back at the same time” Tsunade spoke, as she downed her drink, some sort of alcohol, as Milim and Naruto both glanced at her.
‘This…is just sad’ Naruto thought, while Milim thought she looked pathetic.
“You mean Orochimaru? So, what happened?” Jiraiya asked, as he finished his own drink, the last of the bottle being poured into Tsunade’s shot glass.
“Oh, nothing very much. We said hello, that’s about it” Tsunade said, as Milim let out an audible snort.
“Alright, I’ll cut right to the chase. Tsunade, the village – in it’s great wisdom – has decided to name you as the Fifth Hokage” Jiraiya said, dropping the bombshell casually as Tsunade paused, before looking up at Jiraiya.
“You heard about the Third Hokage, right?” Jiraiya asked casually.
“It was Orochimaru’s doing, right? I heard about it” Tsunade responded as if it was nothing, as if it didn’t matter to her. And while it did, thanks to her trauma, she truly didn’t want to return.
The conversation continued between the two, before eventually, Jiraiya got to the topic of Minato, and in response, Tsunade…said some rather foolish things, that caused the situation to escalate.
“Oh, sure, but all that didn’t save him from dying young. Throwing his life away all for the sake of the village. Money’s one thing, a life’s another. To risk your life against all odds, that’s a suckers bet. My grandfather and his successor, they were also willing to die to defend the village. Well, they’re both dead all right, and the village is no safer than it ever was” Tsunade responded, as Jiraiya spoke up.
“Sounds to me, you’ve changed Tsunade. I don’t know what’s happened to make you like this, but to say such things out loud?” Jiraiya responded, keeping calm.
Tsunade just let out a giggle in response “Don’t forget I am not as young as I look. The years have taught me a great deal. Sarutobi-sensei too, he should have known better. What did he expect trying to be a hero at his age?”
“Ha, playing as Hokage? Count me out, it’s a fools game” Tsunade finished, as finally, Milim and Naruto could not hold it in anymore, as they both spoke at the same time, and said the same words.
“”What a coward”” They both said coldly.
“What? And who are you brats to say that to me?” Tsunade replied with a scoff, as Naruto and Milim both grinned.
“I’m Naruto Uzumaki, and I will become the next Hokage, dattebayo!” Naruto exclaimed with a wide grin.
“And I’m Milim Nava, way stronger than an old hag like you, and sure as hell not a coward!” Milim said, as they both grinned at her, causing Tsunade to snort.
“Please, a pipsqueak like you? I could break you in half with my pinky finger. And who’s the last one supposed to be, one of the girls you pay to have fun with, Jiraiya?” Tsunade asked with a smirk, looking at Wanda who just snorted while Naruto and Milim glared at her.
“I’m the mother of these two. And I’d appreciate it if you didn’t say such things about me. I’d hate to harm the future Hokage, and I’ve always wished to meet the granddaughter of Hashirama Senju in person. Too bad how you’ve turned out, I’m sure him and his brother would be horribly disappointed in you” Wanda said while sipping her tea, as Tsunade launched up, the table shattering underneath her fist.
“What’d you say?!”
“I said that your family would be horribly disappointed in how you have turned out. Hashirama, Tobirama, Mito, as well as the ones that have caused you to become this shell of your former self, Dan and Nawaki” Wanda replied simply, as Tsunade’s anger flew over the top and her fist launched towards Wanda, only for it to be blocked by Milim who caught it casually.
“Don’t attack my Mama when she’s speaking, coward” Milim glared, threatening to crush the woman’s fist but stopped when Wanda shook her head.
“Don’t hurt her, hon. She’s just grieving. And while she’s doing it in a horrible way, she is hurting. But I must say, do you really think that running from your problems, gambling and drinking your life away, is going to change anything?” Wanda asked, as she looked the woman in the eyes.
As the question flew from her mouth, Wanda locked eyes with Tsunade, one thought on her mind as she waited for her to speak.
‘…This’ll be interesting’
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Chapters
- Chapter 192 192: A Nightmare
- Chapter 191 191: More Fun Time with Raven
- Chapter 190 190: The Doctor Visits…again
- Chapter 189
- Chapter 188
- Chapter 187 187: USS Enterprise
- Chapter 186 186: A New Universe, The Crew
- Chapter 185 185: Helping Regina
- Chapter 184 184: Regina’s Worries
- Chapter 183 183: Death Flirts, Future Thoughts, Regina
- Chapter 182 182: A Couple Days Later, Death Visits
- Chapter 181 181: Ravens Worries
- Chapter 180 180: Team RWBY’s Purchases
- Chapter 179 179: Amity’s Thoughts, Returning Customers
- Chapter 178 178: Raven and the Kids III
- Chapter 177 177: Raven and the Kids II
- Chapter 176 176: Raven and the Kids I
- Chapter 175 175: Mom
- Chapter 174 174: After Dinner and “Mother
- Chapter 173 173: Thoughts and Dinner
- Chapter 172 172: Kids meet Amity
- Chapter 171 171: Start of the Punishment
- Chapter 170 170: The Blight Matriarch
- Chapter 169 169: After becoming a Primordial
- Chapter 168 168: Primordial
- Chapter 167 167: Three Wishes
- Chapter 166 166: Visit from a Goddess…Again
- Chapter 165 165: After the Date with Death
- Chapter 164 164: End of the Date with Death
- Chapter 163 163: A Date with Death II
- Chapter 162 162: A Date with Death
- Chapter 161 161: Before the Date
- Chapter 160 160: New Worker
- Chapter 159 159: Amity Blight
- Chapter 158 158: New Witch Shopper
- Chapter 157 157: The Morning After, Innocent Question
- Chapter 156 156: Experimenting II
- Chapter 155 155: Experimenting
- Chapter 154 154: Deaths Question
- Chapter 153 153: Eda the Owl Lady
- Chapter 152 152: Chaos Magic Training
- Chapter 151 151: Meditation Training
- Chapter 150 150: Revelations
- Chapter 149 149: Wanda Maximoff??
- Chapter 148 148: Wanda’s Thoughts
- Chapter 147 147: End of Spar, Saitama Leaves
- Chapter 146 146: Happiness
- Chapter 145 145: Before Saitama’s Return
- Chapter 144 144: Saitama
- Chapter 143 143: 4 Days Later
- Chapter 142 142: Super Dragon Balls
- Chapter 141 141: The Next Day
- Chapter 140 140: Rest of the Day
- Chapter 139 139: End of Spar
- Chapter 138 138: Spar I
- Chapter 137 137: Loss of Ramen, Bulma
- Chapter 136 136: The Z Fighters
- Chapter 135 135: Food and Bonds
- Chapter 134 134: Beginning of a Family Trip
- Chapter 133 133: Reed Richards
- Chapter 132 132: The Scientist
- Chapter 131 131: The Days After
- Chapter 130 130: A Pleasurable Night [R18]
- Chapter 129 129: Dreams Request
- Chapter 128 128: Relationship Help and Dream Visits
- Chapter 127 127: With the Clones
- Chapter 126 126: Calming Down
- Chapter 125 125: The Past
- Chapter 124 124: Pietro’s Love for Comics
- Chapter 123 123: Pietro Maximoff
- Chapter 122 122: Whis Visits, Unexpected Encounter
- Chapter 121 121: Helping the Spider
- Chapter 120 120: The Spider
- Chapter 119 119: A Depressed Team
- Chapter 118 118: The Doctor meets Death
- Chapter 117 117: Together
- Chapter 116 116: The Second Date
- Chapter 115 115: The Captain Shops
- Chapter 114 114: The Captain
- Chapter 113 113: The Heroes ask for Forgiveness
- Chapter 112 112: The Saiyans Shop
- Chapter 111 111: Saiyan Visitors
- Chapter 110 110: Apologies from a Villain
- Chapter 109 109: A Simple Morning
- Chapter 108 108: After the Fight
- Chapter 107 107: After the Conflict
- Chapter 106 106: Annoying Conflict
- Chapter 105 105: Villainous Visits
- Chapter 104 104: A Rich Guest
- Chapter 103 103: Strange and Rituals
- Chapter 102 102: The Sorcerer
- Chapter 101 101: Ruby’s Confusion
- Chapter 100 100: Rest of the Date
- Chapter 99 99: Remnant with Raven
- Chapter 98 98: Legend of the Silver Eyes
- Chapter 97 97: Helping Blake
- Chapter 96 96: Domains and Ki
- Chapter 95 95: Teasing and Godhood
- Chapter 94 94: Prank
- Chapter 93 93: Book Club, Athena’s Request
- Chapter 92 92: A Lucifer Visits, Pharoah’s Tomb
- Chapter 91 91: Home, Empress
- Chapter 90 90: Execution, Returning Home
- Chapter 89 89: Danzo’s Last Day
- Chapter 88 88: Explanations
- Chapter 87 87: Forged Anew
- Chapter 86 86: Memories
- Chapter 85 85: Tsunade
- Chapter 84 84: To Find Tsunade
- Chapter 83 83: Day After
- Chapter 82 82: Lust
- Chapter 81 81: Fear
- Chapter 80 80: Healing
- Chapter 79 79: After the Chūnin Exams
- Chapter 78 78: Chūnin Exams Finale
- Chapter 77 77: Chūnin Exams VIII
- Chapter 76 76: Chūnin Exams VII
- Chapter 75 75: Chūnin Exams VI
- Chapter 74 74: Chūnin Exams V
- Chapter 73 73: Chūnin Exams IV
- Chapter 72 72: Chūnin Exams III
- Chapter 71 71: Chūnin Exams II
- Chapter 70 70: Chūnin Exams I
- Chapter 69 69: Uzumaki Compound
- Chapter 68 68: Ichiraku Ramen
- Chapter 67 67: The Sun
- Chapter 66 66: Tour Around Konoha
- Chapter 65 65: Naruto meets Milim
- Chapter 64 64: Milim’s Curiosity
- Chapter 63 63: Helping the Protégé’s…Again
- Chapter 62 62: Anticlimactic
- Chapter 61 61: Death Meets Milim
- Chapter 60 60: Milim’s First Customers
- Chapter 59 59: Showing Milim Around
- Chapter 58 58: Adopted Daughter
- Chapter 57 57: Mama Wanda
- Chapter 56 56: Rimuru’s Village
- Chapter 55 55: Skills
- Chapter 54 54: A Comfortable Day
- Chapter 53 53: The Pirates
- Chapter 52 52: A Normal Day
- Chapter 51 51: An Otherworldly Intermission
- Chapter 50 50: God of Destruction
- Chapter 49 49: The Skeleton and The Doctor
- Chapter 48 48: Helping the Protégé’s
- Chapter 47 47: RWBY
- Chapter 46 46: Death Returns
- Chapter 45 45: Talks with Rimuru
- Chapter 44 44: Everything has Darkness, Magicules
- Chapter 43 43: New Scrolls from Naruto
- Chapter 42 42: The Goddess of Wisdom
- Chapter 41 41: Helping Harry
- Chapter 40 40: Messing with some Protégé’s
- Chapter 39 39: Workplace Rivalry
- Chapter 38 38: Chakra
- Chapter 37 37: Sunshine, Cyclops, Forehead and Duckbutt
- Chapter 36 36: Poison Ivy
- Chapter 35 35: Clone Spell, New Books, and Ideas
- Chapter 34 34: Talks with Daenerys
- Chapter 33 33: Advisor of the Queen
- Chapter 32 32: The God of Wine
- Chapter 31 31: The Undead
- Chapter 30 30: Ignorant Heroes
- Chapter 29 29: John Constantine
- Chapter 28 28: New Pet, Talks with Swan, New Customer
- Chapter 27 27: The Lord of Chaos
- Chapter 26 26: Books and Teaching
- Chapter 25 25: The Mother of Dragons
- Chapter 24 24: Putting a Queen in her Place
- Chapter 23 23: Once Upon a Time
- Chapter 22 22: Another League Meeting, The Savior and Evil Queen
- Chapter 21 21: Rimuru Tempest
- Chapter 20 20: The “Interrogation”
- Chapter 19 19: The Bat
- Chapter 18 18: The Demigods
- Chapter 17 17: The Doctors Exchange
- Chapter 16 16: Doctor…Who?
- Chapter 15 15: Exchanges and Cursed Scar
- Chapter 14 14: Guests from Beyond
- Chapter 13 13: Connecting the Bookstore
- Chapter 12 12: Fools and Lucifer…Again
- Chapter 11 11: New Employee and Roommate
- Chapter 10 10: Raven
- Chapter 9 9: Another Visit from Death
- Chapter 8 8: Who are You?
- Chapter 7 7: Hero and Protege’s
- Chapter 6 6: Walks through the City
- Chapter 5 5: Another Special Customer
- Chapter 4 4: A Special Customer
- Chapter 3 3: Ripples of Chaos
- Chapter 2 2: The Bookstore and First Customers!
- Chapter 1 1: Prologue