Chapter 113: Useless Brain
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Chapter 113: Useless Brain
The tribe of cannibals danced in joy, close to the big fire that they kept feeding wood to. They’ve lost several people today, but that didn’t ruin their mood.
In their own weird way, death was a celebration for them. They celebrated the deaths of their people, and even the death of their enemies, because they believed that people who die were meant to be a delicacy for them.
They’ve eaten so many people, to the point where they’ve developed a sort of advanced taste for human flesh. They loved it. Dinosaur meat paled in comparison for them, especially the small scavengers that usually roamed the north lands. Predators didn’t taste good, scavengers even less so, but under that same pretext, human flesh shouldn’t taste good either, since they mostly ate meat, but it didn’t seem to matter. These cannibals had very specific tastes.
On that matter, they’ve learned over time that the flesh of a cannibal was a delicacy they enjoyed the most, because the taste was so horrid, to the point where it tasted good for them. Their brains were altered beyond fixing at this point, but basically, that was why they celebrated the death of their tribesfolk so aggressively.
They danced, they used bones to tap rocks, creating a sharp, continuous melody that sounded much like a rapidly ticking clock, and they kept dancing for hours.
In other words, Anna had all the time in the world to plot their death. She saw the boulder roll towards them, and much to her luck, the cannibals barely saw it coming.
When they saw it, it was too late! The boulder was a mere second away from them, and then, it hit them, squashing almost the entire tribe in one go! Later on it splashed into the river, poisoning it with blood.
Anna took advantage of the fact that the tribe was dancing around the fire. The tribe had bundled together in one single spot, and the boulder did the rest of the work. It was large, so it headed down a mostly straight path, regardless of the fact that there were plenty of tiny rocks ahead of it, rocks that could have changed its course. Her plan played out beautifully, and efficiently.
Anna then sat down, and tried to catch her breath. She had strained herself beyond comfort while she was pushing the boulder, to the point where she was certain she tore a few of her muscles. She was in pain, she was aching, but she didn’t care.
“Heh,” She grinned, and afterwards, she passed out.
Most of her enemies were dead. A few cannibals remained, six of them, specifically, and four of them were children. They couldn’t fight.
The two adults who were capable of causing harm, took ten minutes to accept the fact that most of their tribe was wiped out. They cried, not because of the loss of their loved ones, but because flattened meat was ruined meat. If their tribesfolk had been killed in a cleaner way, today would be the feast of a lifetime for them, but that was not the case.
The two surviving adults eventually came to their senses, and then looked up at the rocky mountain. They were aware of where this boulder came from, they’ve seen it many times throughout their life, and now, they looked at the mountain, and tried to figure out if someone had been dumb enough to move the boulder. They were looking for someone to blame!
Eventually, they saw Gaark squatting at where the boulder was supposed to be. They didn’t recognize him because he was far away, but they blamed him for this massacre indefinitely! They grabbed their spears, and started running up the mountain.
Gaark was squatting down, because he tried to wake Anna up. She was knocked out cold, and although he didn’t understand why she got knocked out, he knew that the best thing for them to do right now was to run. There was no point in fighting the cannibals, because even if he and Anna won the fight, it would hardly matter. These people will eat each other before winter hits, and so the reign of the cannibals across the north lands was already over.
“Anna, come on, wake up!” He shook her. “This is not the time to take a nap, come on!”
When he saw that Anna wasn’t waking up, he started to panic. He didn’t know if he could kill two cannibals by himself, especially since these particular cannibals were older than him, and therefore a lot bigger, and fatter than him.
They had a clear physical advantage, and beyond that, they also had Dinosaur Strength! He could tell that based on how fast they ran. He wasn’t sure if he could beat them.
He did have ten minutes to run away before the cannibals spotted him, but he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, on account to all the human flesh he had eaten over the past five years. He started eating human flesh at fifteen years old, so he hadn’t built up as much of a tolerance as these cannibals did, on account to the fact that he hadn’t eaten human flesh shortly after birth. He could hold small conversations, he could recognize family, but other than that, his brain was useless.
Nevertheless, he prepared for a battle. He held his spear, and waited for the two cannibals to come.
When they were twenty meters away, or roughly sixty-five feet away, he tossed his spear at them. He heavily miscalculated.
The spear didn’t even make it halfway. It just bounced around across the rocks, and it was then rendered useless.
Now, Gaark was defenseless against two, very angry, and buff cannibals. He still believed he had a chance, though, so he grabbed some rocks, and started throwing the rocks at them. His efforts were futile, he didn’t hit either one of them.
Just before the cannibals could get to him, he heard a loud thud behind him. He then heard a pile of small rocks rolling his way.
Gaark turned around, and saw the head, or, this large beak of a dinosaur this tribe revered, and sometimes even hunted. He saw a Quetzalcoatlus Northropi, or more specifically, Bonita!
Two men climbed down from Bonita’s back. One old, and one young.
Gaark’s mind was like a child’s messy room right now, it was a mess, but if there was one thing he could recognize, it was family members!
“Jimmy!” He shouted, and excitement was noticeable in his tone. “Jimmy it’s me, Gaark! Come help me wake Anna up, Jimmy!”
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- Chapter 255: Sweet kiss (Nose Gone)
- Chapter 254: The Death of the Rock Humpers
- Chapter 253: Plasma Rifles Vs. Cavemen
- Chapter 252 - 17 + 3 Plasma Gun Units
- Chapter 251 - 12 Flying Archers
- Chapter 250: The first flying Archer
- Chapter 249: "Stick your needle in us, Jimmy"
- Chapter 248: Arse-crack of the Mountain
- Chapter 247: Should a 170 ton Argentinosaurus fly?
- Chapter 246: The Fall of the Compies
- Chapter 245: Munchies
- Chapter 244: Swarm of Bees, or clones, maybe with a 15,000 PSI bite-force?
- Chapter 243: "Nearly knocked out by a twenty-inch Alien Yeti d*ck"
- Chapter 242: “What in the tree-humping sh*t munching wh*re is a tiger?”
- Chapter 241: Flying Sh*t Munchers
- Chapter 240: Twenty-foot tall, flying Compy
- Chapter 239: "That shi was bright"
- Chapter 238: "Plasma Cannon kicks back harder than a spooked Leaf Chewer!"
- Chapter 237: GUNZ
- Chapter 236: Functional Tribe, kind of
- Chapter 235: Four-armed, Platypus-faced Alien
- Chapter 234: Flying Compy
- Chapter 233: The Compy’s Spiky Tail
- Chapter 232: Nine-foot Tall Compy
- Chapter 231: Infinite Food Glitch
- Chapter 230: Three-foot long T*ts!
- Chapter 229: T-Rex D*ldo (not kidding)
- Chapter 228: Hand Eye
- Chapter 227: King of Alien Pop
- Chapter 226: Gadgets, gadgets, gadgets!
- Chapter 225: To flee, or not to flee
- Chapter 224: "Did I raise Cowards?"
- Chapter 223: EVEN EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 222: EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 221: Even more Invaders
- Chapter 220: Fish Hole
- Chapter 219 - 4 +1
- Chapter 218: More Invaders?
- Chapter 217: Jones, the twin
- Chapter 216: The modification of Jimmy’s "twin" brother
- Chapter 215: Impending Doom
- Chapter 214: Yanking Rope in a Funeral
- Chapter 213: Pyramids?
- Chapter 212: "I’ll let you do anything..."
- Chapter 211: Zik Vs. Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 210: Peacock?
- Chapter 209: The roasted fish that bit back
- Chapter 208: Eni’s Crashout
- Chapter 207 - 100 Ton Dinosaur
- Chapter 206: Clamping Mermaid
- Chapter 205: "If I put my d*ck in a leaf chewer..."
- Chapter 204: "So Jimmy, do you have two Dads?"
- Chapter 203: "A City?!"
- Chapter 202: Skinwalker?
- Chapter 201: Mermaid Breasts
- Chapter 200: Crocodile Hunter
- Chapter 199: Rampage Vs. Gutaxun
- Chapter 198: "We all want kids"
- Chapter 197: "Can you give me Triplets?"
- Chapter 196: The first ’normal’ load
- Chapter 195: Test*cular Exam
- Chapter 194: "Jimmy, I want to bear your children"
- Chapter 193: Alien Snakes riding Rampage
- Chapter 192: Head-arse vs. Froggy
- Chapter 191: Found Salt
- Chapter 190: Fifty Clones
- Chapter 189: Cloudy
- Chapter 188: Alien River Snake
- Chapter 187: New Battle Clone?
- Chapter 186: Jimmy’s third body
- Chapter 185: Mika and Jimmy’s first tango
- Chapter 184: Anna’s defeat
- Chapter 183: "Cousins"
- Chapter 182: Mika B-Clapper
- Chapter 181: "You’re hogging the Viking"
- Chapter 180: Anna’s selfish desires
- Chapter 179: "Maybe we can find a man who’ll cook for us?"
- Chapter 178: Jurassic Jesus’ unfinished business
- Chapter 177: Jimmy’s Corpse
- Chapter 176: "What if there were six of me?"
- Chapter 175: Jimmy’s Rebirth
- Chapter 174: Jimmy’s Death
- Chapter 173: Aura Farming Elders
- Chapter 172: Gutty’s Crowd Surfing
- Chapter 171: Slow Dancing Alien Ape
- Chapter 170: Nutt Cracker!
- Chapter 169: Hannah is the Bomb!
- Chapter 168: Mini Yeti
- Chapter 167: Little Zik
- Chapter 166: Tackling a Clone
- Chapter 165: The First Compy Warrior
- Chapter 164: Mika’s Anxious Message
- Chapter 163: Betrayal
- Chapter 162: Alien F-Word
- Chapter 161: Aura Farming²
- Chapter 160: Jimmy’s Mortal Enemy
- Chapter 159: Rage Baited
- Chapter 158: Little Boy
- Chapter 157: Dorsal Fin
- Chapter 156: Tree Trunks
- Chapter 155: Fat & Love
- Chapter 154: Hannah and Gaark
- Chapter 153: Humans & Dinos - Why?
- Chapter 152: Infinite Universe
- Chapter 151: Terrence
- Chapter 150: Medical Inconvenience Room
- Chapter 149: Aggressive Hospitality
- Chapter 148: A-Class Ride
- Chapter 147: Love like a swan
- Chapter 146: Happy wife, happy life
- Chapter 145: Sweet love
- Chapter 144: The Nest
- Chapter 143: Aura Farmer
- Chapter 142: The Forest People
- Chapter 141: Surrounded
- Chapter 140: What is love?
- Chapter 139: Virtual Immortality
- Chapter 138: Athleticism
- Chapter 137: Mika
- Chapter 136: Buff, or no buff?
- Chapter 135: "Loga hunis!"
- Chapter 134: Experimental Button Pushing
- Chapter 133: Jurassic Era control panel
- Chapter 132: Containers
- Chapter 131: Hazmat Suit
- Chapter 130: Steel Door? Breached.
- Chapter 129: Baseball Grenade
- Chapter 128: The Three Sitting Beauties
- Chapter 127: "Not fair!"
- Chapter 126: Triple-trouble
- Chapter 125: Paranoia
- Chapter 124: Defence Tactics
- Chapter 123: Dramatic Entrance
- Chapter 122: Shy Pooper
- Chapter 121: Foreplay
- Chapter 120: Venom
- Chapter 119: Jurassic Jesus
- Chapter 118: Sweetheart?
- Chapter 117: Sick
- Chapter 116: "I wish I could forget"
- Chapter 115: Brain Damage
- Chapter 114: Flower Head
- Chapter 113: Useless Brain
- Chapter 112: Frog?
- Chapter 111: Hannah
- Chapter 110: Cannibals?
- Chapter 109: "Wake up!"
- Chapter 108: Body Count?
- Chapter 107: Old fishing methods
- Chapter 106: The North Lands
- Chapter 105: "Where is Nikola Tesla?"
- Chapter 104: "Sacrifice the Queen?"
- Chapter 103: Unprompted War
- Chapter 102: Smothered Mate
- Chapter 101: Otters, Feathered Hyenas, and Nihilism
- Chapter 100: Powerful Cannon
- Chapter 99: Knocked out?
- Chapter 98: Pressure Washer
- Chapter 97: "Mooooo"
- Chapter 96: The greatest Bush of the Jurassic Era!
- Chapter 95: Warm for seven winters
- Chapter 94: Dwarf
- Chapter 93: Live Bait
- Chapter 92: The Offer
- Chapter 91: The Invisible
- Chapter 90: Happy Bears
- Chapter 89: Parents, siblings?
- Chapter 88: House Warming Gift
- Chapter 87: Eye Poking Technique
- Chapter 86: "Let them come"
- Chapter 85: Argentinosaurus
- Chapter 84: Saved, or caught?
- Chapter 83: Bonita
- Chapter 82: Jimeeth
- Chapter 81: The cure to the H-Disease
- Chapter 80: Lab Rats (Compies)
- Chapter 79: Memory Gap
- Chapter 78: The Dream
- Chapter 77: Scottish Entity?
- Chapter 76: Sleep-deprived Hallucinations
- Chapter 75: "I washed 10 moons ago!"
- Chapter 74: STT Appreciation
- Chapter 73: Petite
- Chapter 72: Taming the River Fatties
- Chapter 71: Dinosaur Tamers?
- Chapter 70: Homo Equus?
- Chapter 69: Jaguars?
- Chapter 68: Hunted in the dark
- Chapter 67: A Woman’s Touch
- Chapter 66: Fingers?
- Chapter 65: Serviced under the moonlight
- Chapter 64: "I’ll put a spear through her head!"
- Chapter 63: "I attract men?!"
- Chapter 62: Red Heads?
- Chapter 61: Failed Mating Attempt
- Chapter 60: Rampage?
- Chapter 59: IQ Boost
- Chapter 58: Quetzalcoatlus Northropi
- Chapter 57: "Why does he have to look so good?"
- Chapter 56: "What about the rest?"
- Chapter 55: Zik’s Wand
- Chapter 54: Immune System
- Chapter 53: Icha’s Internal Bleeding
- Chapter 52: Trauma
- Chapter 51: The beauties of the Jurassic Era
- Chapter 50: Where?
- Chapter 49: Giant Women, versus a Bloodmancer!
- Chapter 48: Laughing Dinosaur
- Chapter 47: "Mamma ain’t raise no b*tch!"
- Chapter 46: Eni, the Field Runner
- Chapter 45: Bre*st Specialist
- Chapter 44: Protective Beaver
- Chapter 43: The Steg’s Magic
- Chapter 42: Beaver
- Chapter 41: The Sandwich
- Chapter 40: A ball harder than steel
- Chapter 39: One Pound of Celestial Defiance
- Chapter 38: The Monster, and the Undug Well
- Chapter 37: Clam
- Chapter 36: Fifteen Minutes
- Chapter 35: Piggy’s Smalls
- Chapter 34: Melodic Flute
- Chapter 33: Three Floods
- Chapter 32: The Strawberry
- Chapter 31: "Massage my feet"
- Chapter 30: Gutaxun’s Bed
- Chapter 29: Anna’s Dominance
- Chapter 28: Taming Gutaxun
- Chapter 27: Booming Chirps
- Chapter 26: Sad Dino
- Chapter 25: Love, Hate, and Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 24: Rot
- Chapter 23: Shiny Meat
- Chapter 22: Waking the Horse up
- Chapter 21: Anna’s Lucky Day
- Chapter 20: The Slab
- Chapter 19: Strategic Bug Hunting
- Chapter 18: Giant Millipede
- Chapter 17: Princess
- Chapter 16: "We can share Jimmy!"
- Chapter 15: Sisters?
- Chapter 14: Golden Retriever
- Chapter 13: Steel Melting Technique
- Chapter 12: Primal State of Mind
- Chapter 11: Cousin Nechi
- Chapter 10: Parents?
- Chapter 9: "Can your P*nis start a fire?"
- Chapter 8: Weaponized Erection
- Chapter 7: "Take one for the team"
- Chapter 6: "Hit that motherf*cker with the other motherf*cker!"
- Chapter 5: Tiny Earthquakes
- Chapter 4: Dinosaur Hunter
- Chapter 3: Cousins?
- Chapter 2: Finally took a shower
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