Chapter 230: Three-foot long T*ts!

Jimmy managed to avoid the frequencies quite efficiently. He was alright, he wasn’t tortured this time around, and after ten minutes, he walked towards the main hall of the bunker, to see what the steel orb had transformed into.

He was cautious, he didn’t want to suffer through an intense frequency again, so he approached the hall slowly, being calculative of his every step, and having his head tilted, his left ear focused on the main hall, just to figure out if the orb was emitting any frequencies.

Under such precautions taken, it took him a few minutes to get back to the orb, but thankfully, he managed to preserve his mental peace quite effectively. He was doing alright, and now, he had the opportunity to reap the yield of his patience, of the fifteen minutes he sacrificed on this steel orb.

“What the fuck…” He grunted, as soon as he got a brief look of what used to be the orb. “You gotta be kidding me!”

Jimmy walked into a robot alright, as he had hoped for, but much like what the previous orb provided, this was a sex toy as well, a sex robot, to be exact!

“Hahahaha!” He bent over, and slapped his knee, laughing so hard that he had it difficult to breathe. “AAA-Hahaha!”

Jimmy was alright. He wasn’t losing his mind or anything like that, it was just that the sex robot he was staring at, looked too funny, and too bizarre!

It was so bizarre, in fact, that plenty of other alien species might laugh at it too, if they ever had the displeasure of seeing it.

“Her titties look like dicks!” He heaved, as he tried to catch his breath, “Hahaha!”

The robot’s breasts did in fact look like penises, well, almost.

The breasts had nipples, the robot almost looked humanoid, even, but the main distinction was that its breasts were three feet long, or a meter, each!

Its breasts were long, thin, surely robotic, as they were technically ’perky’ regardless of their length, so of course, they could almost be confused with penises. Its breasts could definitely be used like penises, like dildos, if someone was desperate, and horny enough!

Jimmy laughed so hard that he fell to the ground at some point. He was laid on his side, laughing his lungs out, and he did so for ten whole minutes!

He didn’t want to waste time, as he knew what was at stake, but every time he looked at the sex robot, he couldn’t help himself.

For the sake of being productive, he had to walk around the robot, and avert his gaze, avoid looking at it, just so he wouldn’t break out laughing again. The fact of the matter was that he had a lot of sour emotions pent up, but when the opportunity was given to him, he could get rid of some of those sour emotions, by replacing them with happiness, happy thoughts, happy experiences.

The sex robot got a lot of those raw, sour emotions out of him, but he had plenty to spare, so he avoided the robot, for the sake of productivity.

Jimmy had fished three more orbs out of that room earlier on, but at this point, he could tell that it was a waste of time to mess with any of them. He had a feeling that they were all going to be sex toys, so he threw them back in the room, within the pile of gadgets that even he deemed useless, and experimented with the last item on the line that he had initially deemed interesting.

This item was a mere syringe. It looked simple, except it was made entirely out of stainless steel, instead of plastic, like what he was used to seeing back on Earth when he got his shots, and with that said, he wasn’t expecting much out of this item, but he was willing to give it a shot nonetheless.

Alien technology was unpredictable, and he wanted to figure out if there was a reason for it to be made out of stainless steel.

“I’m not putting that in me,” He said.

“In me, haha.” He then chuckled, as he remembered the large, dinosaur dildo, “Focus, focus Jimmy…”

In any universe, Jimmy wouldn’t put a random syringe in him, however, he had a test subject in the hall with him. The Compy clone he used to get down here was to be his test subject, and he didn’t even care if he ended up killing it, because at this point, with a thousand enemies being around ten hours away from his home, he knew that having one less Compy clone to fight on behalf of his tribe, would hardly make a difference.

“Give me something good,” He lowered his voice as he slid the needle in the clone’s flesh. “I need a miracle.”

Despite how much he had contributed into keeping his tribesfolk healthy, Jimmy was no doctor, so he couldn’t even find a vein to bash the needle in. He didn’t even look for it, really, as he had forgotten that was where the needles were supposed to be put on.

Nevertheless, his ignorance didn’t stunt the results.

As soon as he put the entire needle into the Compy, in the meantime, using his magic to keep the Compy calm, so it wouldn’t run off, he then saw the foot-long syringe transforming!

This didn’t surprise him, as the former inhabitants of this bunker seemed to have liked playing around with nano-robots at some point of their visit, but as the syringe was done transforming, he was intrigued by the results.

There was a control panel in front of him now. Small, and entirely made out of stainless steel, of course, but what he found the most interesting about this panel, was that it featured four buttons!

He had no idea why a syringe would come with nano-robots, and buttons, as this didn’t seem like the sort of technology one would apply on a syringe, which was typically used to draw blood with, from back on Earth. A wristband would be more practical, he figured, but nevertheless, it was time for him to experiment.

There were four buttons in front of him, each one a bit bigger than his forefinger, and he was eager to figure out what each button on the square panel in front of him did.

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