Chapter 205: “If I put my d*ck in a leaf chewer…”

Jimmy and his friends waited for a total of ten minutes, close to the river, until the shapeshifters came.

The conversations prior to their arrival were funny, on both sides.

Eni suspected that Jimmy wanted to go down there so he could see a bunch of beautiful, naked women, while Zik debated if he should challenge Almara to a fist fight.

It took a lengthy conversation to help Eni calm down. Jimmy had to insist that he just wanted to see the dinosaurs down there, and how something as big as a Fatt-neck, or almost as big as Rampage, could live down there.

The math he did in his head convinced him that the world below had to be almost as big, or even bigger than the grasslands in order to support Fatt-necks, even if there was a single herd of them. They were huge creatures that could clear forests in days, so he was curious to see how they lived down there without destroying an entire ecosystem. He knew that Anna would certainly be interested to visit this place once she came back from the hunt for salt.

With his albeit scientific curiosity expressed, Eni managed to calm down a little bit. In different situations, she wouldn’t mind if he wanted to add one more girlfriend to his harem, but there was something she didn’t like about Almara, something that ticked her off, so she assumed that every shapeshifter behaved just like her.

That was what mainly bugged her, so she needed a lot of reassurance, and even a promise that Jimmy was not interested in any of the shapeshifters.

As for Zik, it took a bit more effort to talk him out of a fist fight.

He constantly repeated, “I do not fantasize about men! She was out of line!”

It was difficult to snap him out of that frame of mind, and when Jimmy asked him how he felt about fighting a woman, he had a reaction that made Jimmy burst out laughing the first time. Which only served to fuel Zik further with rage.

Zik said, “If she can use her fancy magic to turn into a bug muncher, she can use it to turn into a man as well! I won’t hit no woman, but I will fight her if she grows a pair!”

In this case, Zik was more dramatic than Eni, so there was no talking to him for a solid five minutes. Jimmy had to get creative in order to convince him to avoid fights.

He said, “I’m sure she didn’t mean to insult you, Almara is just from another world. Maybe in her world, men like to hump each other? I mean, they can shapeshift into anything, so why would gender matter to them? Besides, she mistook you as my father, the father of the young new Chief of our tribe. Personally, I see that as a compliment, don’t you?”

This was enough to convince him, and he said, “Fine… but if a man touches me I’m going to lose it, and bite some ears off.”

“Sounds fair to me,” He chuckled.

Jimmy managed to convince both of them to behave. He wanted this trip down to the ’underworld’ to go as smoothly as possible, because if it was as great as Almara described it, he planned to visit it often.

The war for the grasslands couldn’t last forever, and assuming he figured out how to manipulate everything in the bunker back home, there would come a point where he’d have a lot of free time. Exploring a seemingly impossible ecosystem was a hell of a way to spend his time.

The shapeshifters had amusing conversations as well, though they were shorter in comparison.

Most of the conversations circled around the visiting woman, Eni, preferring to suck on the face of another woman, which in this case was Almara, in order to get to the underworld. This was very amusing to them, because they didn’t think women from the surface world liked to ’suck on’ other women.

Anyway, once the two sides met once again, it took little for the situation to turn awkward.

The shapeshifters wouldn’t shapeshift, for one thing. They remained as mermaids, and hurried Jimmy and his friends to ’climb on’ before any crocodile swam by.

Some of the shapeshifters even smacked a twenty-pound, carnivorous fish out of the water. It was a fish that Jimmy could not recognize, but the shapeshifters made their point. The river was not safe, and they had a short pocket of time to make it to the tunnel.

“Come on, just put it in!” A woman yelled at Zik. “What, do you need time to rub it? You should’ve rubbed it before we came!”

“Calm down, you stupid fish!” He exclaimed. “I thought I was supposed to kiss you or some shit like that?”

“I don’t want to kiss a surface strider!” She raised her voice.

Afterwards, she smacked her tail out of the water, half of her body, really, and used her hands to pull her scaly, nearly toneless butt-cheeks apart, revealing her vagina.

Zik even got a good look at the inside of her vagina. It was painted red, far too red for his comfort, on account of the fact that the woman herself was green, but after some more arguing, he finally caved.

He pulled his penis out, just enough to keep his clothes on him, and put it in. “Darn it, Jimmy, Cika is not gonna like hearing about this! Even worse, I don’t know if she, or her hole smells like a fish!”

“I’ll help you explain it to her,” Jimmy chuckled. “Now grab a hold of her, because she looks like a fast swimmer.”

“How small,” The shapeshifter said, “The tamer is right, hairy man. You better hang on tight, cause I have a feeling you’re gonna slip off.”

“Hey, you’re the giant here!” He grunted, feeling his dick flap around the shapeshifter’s pussy. “Id flap around just as much if I put my dick in a leaf chewer, hehe.”

Beaten at her own game, the shapeshifter started flapping her tail, jerking Zik around as a result. She excused her actions as having to slip in the water, but everyone knew what she was doing.

Nevertheless, she and Zik dipped into the river, and judging from the fact that Zik hadn’t let go of her to swim up, and out of the river, Jimmy safely assumed that this ’breathing trick’ the shapeshifters used wasn’t an elaborate scheme to kill him, and his friends. He knew for a fact that Zik would hold his own in a fight, even down there at the bottom of the river where the shapeshifters had an advantage, and since Zik seemingly wasn’t fighting, it was further confirmation that the shapeshifters were telling the truth.

Anyway, with Zik already in the water, likely hating this ride of a lifetime, it was Jimmy and Eni’s turn to join him.

The shapeshifters had been rushing them equally as much, so the two of them were almost ready to take off as well.

Jimmy spent a short moment planting a thought in Gutaxun’s mind, a thought that he encouraged Gutaxun to share with Rampage later on. He wanted to make sure that their pets wouldn’t panic, and jump in the water after their masters. They were to wait here for a few hours, until their masters returned, which was the best way to handle their temporary separation.

Gutaxun was cooperative, so Jimmy could get back to what he started.

He got back to this shapeshifter of whom he definitely did not know. She wasn’t as mean in comparison to her friend, but she did look a little bit too excited to ’receive’ Jimmy. He understood why.

Jimmy had already pulled his dick out, and the shapeshifter had seen it. He carried a fat nine-incher on him, a slab as good as any, so the shapeshifter was excited, and when he squatted down to put it in, he heard her squirm.

“Sorry,” He winced. “I thought it would go in easier. You’re a big woman.”

“Don’t worry,” She took a deep breath. “J-just… hold on tight, and try not to move around too much, big boy.”

“Alright-” He tried to chuckle, but got a mouthful of water instead, as the shapeshifter took off.

The world around him went dark as soon as he did so, but thankfully he didn’t die this time. He was just underwater.

Eni was a bit more awkward about her submerging. She hated the idea of kissing Almara, so they ’pecked’ each other a few times, until the both of them got a good grip.

Almara put one hand on Eni’s waist, and one on her butt-cheek, and then she slowly took off. She could tell that Eni was jittery, so she didn’t want to risk having her separate from this unloving, strategic kiss.

As they went down the tunnel, Eni thought, ’If she uses her tongue I’m gonna punch her on the gut, but… darn it… why are her fishy lips so soft, and tasty?’

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