Chapter 122: Shy Pooper

Jimmy and Anna made it home. They didn’t have sex midair as they planned, mainly because Anna kept farting unprompted. She ate a lot of meat today, and unlike Jimmy who threw up most of his food across the blood bath they left behind, most of the food she ate was still in her guts, processed, and ready to be dropped.

The third fart was funny, the tenth one even more so, but at some point she couldn’t risk letting out another one, or else she might shit herself. Some sayings from back on Earth could be applied in this world as well, such as; Never trust a wet fart!

Anna took that saying to heart, and held on until they got home. Nevertheless, they did warm up on their way here, as his hands had been on her breasts most of the time. The light nipple pinches got her going quite a bit, and when she climbed off of Bonita, she was horny, and ready to take a shit.

Anna couldn’t wait, so she pulled her skirt off, and took a dump, right on the rocky mountain, as soon as she climbed off of Bonita.

Jimmy stood in front of her, to give her some privacy, even in the dead of night, but the situation went out of control later on.

First, Gutaxun ran towards them, happy to see his friend. He dropped a large dinosaur leg in front of him, fearing that Jimmy hadn’t eaten.

Jimmy couldn’t lift the leg by himself, not even with Anna’s help, but he appreciated the gesture.

“You got yourself another steg, huh?” He stroked his pet’s snout. “Good job, Gutty, I’m glad you’re taking care of yourself.”

At that moment, several lit torches caught the corner of Jimmy’s eye. They were being approached by their people, likely by close family and friends, but the problem was that Anna was still taking a dump.

“Hurry up, shy pooper,” He tapped her head. “People are coming.”

Anna panicked so much that her anus closed shut that very second! She wiped herself with a mystery plant, pulled her skirt up, and her face got beet red. She knew that cavemen didn’t care about hygiene, but still, she was hoping that no one saw her taking a shit.

“Can’t even take a dump in peace,” She let out a sharp whisper. “If someone asks about the smell, you better blame it on Gutty.”

“Gutty’s drops are massive, but I’ll give it my best shot.” He chuckled.

Gutaxun seemingly understood what they were talking about, because he let out this guttural sound, or chirp, which almost sounded like he was laughing. Anna was embarrassed beyond measure, but she soldiered through.

Seconds later, they figured out that the people who approached them were indeed people they considered close. Jimmy’s parents, his brother, hunter Zik, and Jimmy’s girlfriends came over to welcome them back home. Even Anna’s parents came by moments later.

“You found our son!” Lasra, his mother leaped over, and gave him a hug. “Thank you, thank you so much, son!”

Gnegor, Jimmy’s father then came over, and gave him the obligatory hand-on-shoulder salute. He didn’t show it, but he was prouder than anybody else!

Once Jimmy escaped his mother’s grasp, he said, “Thanks, but Anna found him. Bonita brought him back here, so I’m the last person you should thank.”

“Zik told us all about it,” She said, “I thank all of you. I don’t even know what I can do to repay you three! I feel so indebted.”

“We got lucky,” Anna finally spoke, “I was almost killed today, but something good came out of it. Welcome home, Gaark.”

“Thanks, Hannah.” Gaark said, excited. “I missed my parents so much.”

The lot of them then laughed, and started walking towards the cavern. All of them had to put some work in to drag the stegosaurus leg that Gutaxun gifted to Jimmy.

It was hard work to drag the leg without cutting the bone out, but this was the most efficient way to do it, as they couldn’t prepare the meat out here in the dark anyway. Even with torches to aid them, the odds of getting cut were high.

On their way to the cavern, Gnegor leaned into Jimmy, and made a selfless request.

“Can you do something about your brother’s head?” He requested, “He’s not right.”

“Yeah, I know.” He grunted, as they kept pulling the steg leg, “Don’t worry about it. You’ll get your son back tonight.”

After they made it into the cavern, everyone took a deep breath, and then hung around, because they wanted to see how Jimmy healed Gaark. They all cared about Gaark, some more than others, but they were also curious to see how something as complicated as ’brain healing’ was done. Zik had seen Jimmy’s work up close, but he was still fascinated, so he stayed, and watched.

Gaark and Jimmy sat down across from each other, near the cavern pool, just so Gaark wouldn’t panic. The cavern pool exhumed a calming aura, and people often came here to clear their head, but they also sat down here, because Lasra kept telling stories of how much Gaark loved to swim in this pool when he was young. Familiarity was sure to provide him comfort.

Jimmy then tapped into his brother’s heart, and was happy to see that his organs were mostly healthy. They were strained, because of his primarily carnivorous diet, but his organs were as healthy as everyone else’s. His organs were healthy enough, especially considering that he ate people for five years. He was in top, physical shape.

Gaark didn’t bear any parasites either. He kept talking about how charred meat seemed less gross to him, and in this case, he had not contracted any parasites throughout the past five years because he had burned the potentially parasitical meat he consumed, and thus, also burning the parasites in the process. He unintentionally did the smartest thing one could do with suspicious meat.

However, Jimmy’s smile got wiped out of his face moments later. Despite Gaark’s sub-healthy lifestyle over the years, he still had suffered severe brain damage!

A third of his brain was atrophied! This was the worst case of severe brain damage he saw today, he even got spooked when the visuals of Gaark’s brain popped up in his mind. Half of his pre-frontal lobe was gone, so it was a miracle that he was still alive, walking and talking!

Jimmy held his breath, and started implementing the same method he had used to heal those little kids. He was sure that he couldn’t heal his brother completely, not in one try, and without the entirety of his mana being depleted, but any stage would be better than the stage of brain damage Gaark had now.

“This is gonna take a while,” He said. “Go grab me some meat, I’m hungry.”

Gaark salivated at the thought of meat, and unfortunately, despite how grossed out by human meat he said he was, when Gaark was hungry, memories of eating human meat were the most common ones in his mind. Jimmy had his work cut out for him, and he hoped that his brother’s brain wasn’t capable of holding on to too many memories.

“Whose Hannah?” Jimmy then asked, “I keep seeing memories of this Hannah woman, but he’s not confusing Anna’s name with Hannah’s, is he? I’m seeing a completely different woman.”

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