Chapter 243: "Nearly knocked out by a twenty-inch Alien Yeti d*ck"
Chapter 243: "Nearly knocked out by a twenty-inch Alien Yeti d*ck"
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Chapter 243: “Nearly knocked out by a twenty-inch Alien Yeti d*ck”
As everyone prepared to depart, Jimmy spent some time with the clones, and tried to get them back in line.
Getting flying Compies and apes in line was not easy. At this point, they’d much rather fly around than sleep. They were like over-excited kids, so it was hard to remind them of what their main purpose was.
The fact that they were having fun pulled at his heart-strings quite a bit, because regardless of how much he had altered their bodies, they were living, breathing creatures at the end of the day. They shouldn’t die in battle, they didn’t deserve to, but this was the best solution he could think of to make sure his people didn’t get killed.
’If all goes well, I’m done cloning,’ He thought, ’We have guns now. Killing the rest of those bastards should be a lot easier.’
Unlike what he felt about his clones, he didn’t care as much about killing the hundreds of ’humans’ that were coming his way. The humans were more than sentient, yes, they were conscious so their lives technically should matter more, but this also meant that they had consciously chosen to take part in the war. The enemy made their decision, and were to suffer great losses for it, and they were to be killed like wild, senseless animals, simply because they didn’t have the technological edge that Jimmy had.
He did feel a bit bad about wasting hundreds of men and women, just to protect his small tribe, but at the end of the day, he wasn’t the one who started this war, or the one who told those waves of enemies to come here, so their deaths did not weigh on his conscience. Not much.
’The enemy will be the definition of shit munchers soon,’ He thought, ’Or they’ll become shit muncher chew toys, at least.’
Anyway, he had to use bits of his mana to get all the clones in line, and get them to follow him, but the process was rather simple, and it only cost him three-percent of his mana. He still had ten percent left.
Once he got ten of them to follow him, the rest of them followed suit like a herd of sheep. They were flying around, but they were focused, and best of all, each and every one of them remembered the ’attack command’ that he had nailed in their brains when he first tamed them.
They were ready to travel, and as one of the White-furred Alien Apes floated down, swinging around his twenty-inch, or fifty centimeter long dick, Jimmy stopped being emotional. The alien apes were nearly always erect, for some reason, and since they went through three rapid growth-spurts, just like the Compies did, their penises grew in size as well, in synchronization to the rest of their bodies.
Jimmy was nearly knocked to the ground by a hairy, big red penis, so just like the apes were hard, it was hard to be sad right now.
“Oh yeah… these bastards are gonna scare the enemy straight.” He smirked, “I hope to God they don’t butt-fuck anyone, but if they eat a bunch of people, it should help us in the long run. Hopefully the rest of those fuckers will flee, so we don’t have to end all one-thousand of them.”
“There is no shame in killing them all,” Nechi walked over, and kissed him on the cheek. “They deserve it.”
Nechi was perhaps the sweetest person in this tribe, and the fact that even she wished death upon their enemies, helped him get convinced that he was doing the right thing. All of his girlfriends shared the same, or similar mindset.
“They won’t know what hit them,” Mika then said, “If you drop me somewhere high in the mountain, somewhere no one can climb on foot, I can nail plenty of them in the head.”
“Hmm…” He stroked his chin, “That’s a pretty good idea, actually. I doubt they discovered bows and arrows yet, so you’ll be safe, but just in case, shoot your gun when everyone else is shooting, and then shoot them with your nails. You’ll blend into the mountainside pretty easily.”
“If they spot her, I’m sure I can snatch her away.” Eni added, “I won’t let her get hurt, but I do need to be up there with her.”
“Works for me,” He nodded, “Same thing goes for you, then. Shoot your gun when everyone else is shooting, but after that, keep a low profile. We’ll come back to get you before dawn, so go relax now, but don’t wander off.”
With the technology and advantages presented to him, it was difficult to squeeze in all those advantages within his little tribe. It was definitely difficult to manage everyone, but he felt that he did a good job.
His girlfriends, parents, and everyone else who was involved, were rather cooperative, and when the archers came out of the home cavern, with their bows in their hands, ready to attack on command like guard dogs, his plans could finally slide into motion.
The archers climbed on top of Rampage, and Jimmy climbed up on top of Gutaxun, and so, they departed.
They headed towards the tip of the mountain, and as a tiny army of clones followed after him, he was given a good reminder, or a reward of sorts, directed at what he had been working towards tonight.
Phase one of his plan was perhaps an hour away from being initiated, and so, he’d get to enjoy the fruits of the seeds he sowed soon. Blood was to be spilled today, but he, and all the people he cared about, were to escape the ordeal unscathed. Tired, maybe even a little bit hungry, but unscathed.
The trip up the mountainside was longer than he initially expected it to be, as they were high up in the mountain already, but he wasn’t worried. He still had over six hours to make things happen, six hours before the enemy could get anywhere close to his tribe, assuming that they hadn’t stopped to camp somewhere already, so at last, the over-stimulating time bracket didn’t bother him as much as it did.
“Can’t believe I almost got dicked down by an ape,” He muttered. “Oh well…”
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Chapters
- Chapter 257 - 27 Wounded Tribesfolk
- Chapter 256: What would a chargeless Plasma Gun be good for?
- Chapter 255: Sweet kiss (Nose Gone)
- Chapter 254: The Death of the Rock Humpers
- Chapter 253: Plasma Rifles Vs. Cavemen
- Chapter 252 - 17 + 3 Plasma Gun Units
- Chapter 251 - 12 Flying Archers
- Chapter 250: The first flying Archer
- Chapter 249: "Stick your needle in us, Jimmy"
- Chapter 248: Arse-crack of the Mountain
- Chapter 247: Should a 170 ton Argentinosaurus fly?
- Chapter 246: The Fall of the Compies
- Chapter 245: Munchies
- Chapter 244: Swarm of Bees, or clones, maybe with a 15,000 PSI bite-force?
- Chapter 243: "Nearly knocked out by a twenty-inch Alien Yeti d*ck"
- Chapter 242: “What in the tree-humping sh*t munching wh*re is a tiger?”
- Chapter 241: Flying Sh*t Munchers
- Chapter 240: Twenty-foot tall, flying Compy
- Chapter 239: "That shi was bright"
- Chapter 238: "Plasma Cannon kicks back harder than a spooked Leaf Chewer!"
- Chapter 237: GUNZ
- Chapter 236: Functional Tribe, kind of
- Chapter 235: Four-armed, Platypus-faced Alien
- Chapter 234: Flying Compy
- Chapter 233: The Compy’s Spiky Tail
- Chapter 232: Nine-foot Tall Compy
- Chapter 231: Infinite Food Glitch
- Chapter 230: Three-foot long T*ts!
- Chapter 229: T-Rex D*ldo (not kidding)
- Chapter 228: Hand Eye
- Chapter 227: King of Alien Pop
- Chapter 226: Gadgets, gadgets, gadgets!
- Chapter 225: To flee, or not to flee
- Chapter 224: "Did I raise Cowards?"
- Chapter 223: EVEN EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 222: EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 221: Even more Invaders
- Chapter 220: Fish Hole
- Chapter 219 - 4 +1
- Chapter 218: More Invaders?
- Chapter 217: Jones, the twin
- Chapter 216: The modification of Jimmy’s "twin" brother
- Chapter 215: Impending Doom
- Chapter 214: Yanking Rope in a Funeral
- Chapter 213: Pyramids?
- Chapter 212: "I’ll let you do anything..."
- Chapter 211: Zik Vs. Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 210: Peacock?
- Chapter 209: The roasted fish that bit back
- Chapter 208: Eni’s Crashout
- Chapter 207 - 100 Ton Dinosaur
- Chapter 206: Clamping Mermaid
- Chapter 205: "If I put my d*ck in a leaf chewer..."
- Chapter 204: "So Jimmy, do you have two Dads?"
- Chapter 203: "A City?!"
- Chapter 202: Skinwalker?
- Chapter 201: Mermaid Breasts
- Chapter 200: Crocodile Hunter
- Chapter 199: Rampage Vs. Gutaxun
- Chapter 198: "We all want kids"
- Chapter 197: "Can you give me Triplets?"
- Chapter 196: The first ’normal’ load
- Chapter 195: Test*cular Exam
- Chapter 194: "Jimmy, I want to bear your children"
- Chapter 193: Alien Snakes riding Rampage
- Chapter 192: Head-arse vs. Froggy
- Chapter 191: Found Salt
- Chapter 190: Fifty Clones
- Chapter 189: Cloudy
- Chapter 188: Alien River Snake
- Chapter 187: New Battle Clone?
- Chapter 186: Jimmy’s third body
- Chapter 185: Mika and Jimmy’s first tango
- Chapter 184: Anna’s defeat
- Chapter 183: "Cousins"
- Chapter 182: Mika B-Clapper
- Chapter 181: "You’re hogging the Viking"
- Chapter 180: Anna’s selfish desires
- Chapter 179: "Maybe we can find a man who’ll cook for us?"
- Chapter 178: Jurassic Jesus’ unfinished business
- Chapter 177: Jimmy’s Corpse
- Chapter 176: "What if there were six of me?"
- Chapter 175: Jimmy’s Rebirth
- Chapter 174: Jimmy’s Death
- Chapter 173: Aura Farming Elders
- Chapter 172: Gutty’s Crowd Surfing
- Chapter 171: Slow Dancing Alien Ape
- Chapter 170: Nutt Cracker!
- Chapter 169: Hannah is the Bomb!
- Chapter 168: Mini Yeti
- Chapter 167: Little Zik
- Chapter 166: Tackling a Clone
- Chapter 165: The First Compy Warrior
- Chapter 164: Mika’s Anxious Message
- Chapter 163: Betrayal
- Chapter 162: Alien F-Word
- Chapter 161: Aura Farming²
- Chapter 160: Jimmy’s Mortal Enemy
- Chapter 159: Rage Baited
- Chapter 158: Little Boy
- Chapter 157: Dorsal Fin
- Chapter 156: Tree Trunks
- Chapter 155: Fat & Love
- Chapter 154: Hannah and Gaark
- Chapter 153: Humans & Dinos - Why?
- Chapter 152: Infinite Universe
- Chapter 151: Terrence
- Chapter 150: Medical Inconvenience Room
- Chapter 149: Aggressive Hospitality
- Chapter 148: A-Class Ride
- Chapter 147: Love like a swan
- Chapter 146: Happy wife, happy life
- Chapter 145: Sweet love
- Chapter 144: The Nest
- Chapter 143: Aura Farmer
- Chapter 142: The Forest People
- Chapter 141: Surrounded
- Chapter 140: What is love?
- Chapter 139: Virtual Immortality
- Chapter 138: Athleticism
- Chapter 137: Mika
- Chapter 136: Buff, or no buff?
- Chapter 135: "Loga hunis!"
- Chapter 134: Experimental Button Pushing
- Chapter 133: Jurassic Era control panel
- Chapter 132: Containers
- Chapter 131: Hazmat Suit
- Chapter 130: Steel Door? Breached.
- Chapter 129: Baseball Grenade
- Chapter 128: The Three Sitting Beauties
- Chapter 127: "Not fair!"
- Chapter 126: Triple-trouble
- Chapter 125: Paranoia
- Chapter 124: Defence Tactics
- Chapter 123: Dramatic Entrance
- Chapter 122: Shy Pooper
- Chapter 121: Foreplay
- Chapter 120: Venom
- Chapter 119: Jurassic Jesus
- Chapter 118: Sweetheart?
- Chapter 117: Sick
- Chapter 116: "I wish I could forget"
- Chapter 115: Brain Damage
- Chapter 114: Flower Head
- Chapter 113: Useless Brain
- Chapter 112: Frog?
- Chapter 111: Hannah
- Chapter 110: Cannibals?
- Chapter 109: "Wake up!"
- Chapter 108: Body Count?
- Chapter 107: Old fishing methods
- Chapter 106: The North Lands
- Chapter 105: "Where is Nikola Tesla?"
- Chapter 104: "Sacrifice the Queen?"
- Chapter 103: Unprompted War
- Chapter 102: Smothered Mate
- Chapter 101: Otters, Feathered Hyenas, and Nihilism
- Chapter 100: Powerful Cannon
- Chapter 99: Knocked out?
- Chapter 98: Pressure Washer
- Chapter 97: "Mooooo"
- Chapter 96: The greatest Bush of the Jurassic Era!
- Chapter 95: Warm for seven winters
- Chapter 94: Dwarf
- Chapter 93: Live Bait
- Chapter 92: The Offer
- Chapter 91: The Invisible
- Chapter 90: Happy Bears
- Chapter 89: Parents, siblings?
- Chapter 88: House Warming Gift
- Chapter 87: Eye Poking Technique
- Chapter 86: "Let them come"
- Chapter 85: Argentinosaurus
- Chapter 84: Saved, or caught?
- Chapter 83: Bonita
- Chapter 82: Jimeeth
- Chapter 81: The cure to the H-Disease
- Chapter 80: Lab Rats (Compies)
- Chapter 79: Memory Gap
- Chapter 78: The Dream
- Chapter 77: Scottish Entity?
- Chapter 76: Sleep-deprived Hallucinations
- Chapter 75: "I washed 10 moons ago!"
- Chapter 74: STT Appreciation
- Chapter 73: Petite
- Chapter 72: Taming the River Fatties
- Chapter 71: Dinosaur Tamers?
- Chapter 70: Homo Equus?
- Chapter 69: Jaguars?
- Chapter 68: Hunted in the dark
- Chapter 67: A Woman’s Touch
- Chapter 66: Fingers?
- Chapter 65: Serviced under the moonlight
- Chapter 64: "I’ll put a spear through her head!"
- Chapter 63: "I attract men?!"
- Chapter 62: Red Heads?
- Chapter 61: Failed Mating Attempt
- Chapter 60: Rampage?
- Chapter 59: IQ Boost
- Chapter 58: Quetzalcoatlus Northropi
- Chapter 57: "Why does he have to look so good?"
- Chapter 56: "What about the rest?"
- Chapter 55: Zik’s Wand
- Chapter 54: Immune System
- Chapter 53: Icha’s Internal Bleeding
- Chapter 52: Trauma
- Chapter 51: The beauties of the Jurassic Era
- Chapter 50: Where?
- Chapter 49: Giant Women, versus a Bloodmancer!
- Chapter 48: Laughing Dinosaur
- Chapter 47: "Mamma ain’t raise no b*tch!"
- Chapter 46: Eni, the Field Runner
- Chapter 45: Bre*st Specialist
- Chapter 44: Protective Beaver
- Chapter 43: The Steg’s Magic
- Chapter 42: Beaver
- Chapter 41: The Sandwich
- Chapter 40: A ball harder than steel
- Chapter 39: One Pound of Celestial Defiance
- Chapter 38: The Monster, and the Undug Well
- Chapter 37: Clam
- Chapter 36: Fifteen Minutes
- Chapter 35: Piggy’s Smalls
- Chapter 34: Melodic Flute
- Chapter 33: Three Floods
- Chapter 32: The Strawberry
- Chapter 31: "Massage my feet"
- Chapter 30: Gutaxun’s Bed
- Chapter 29: Anna’s Dominance
- Chapter 28: Taming Gutaxun
- Chapter 27: Booming Chirps
- Chapter 26: Sad Dino
- Chapter 25: Love, Hate, and Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 24: Rot
- Chapter 23: Shiny Meat
- Chapter 22: Waking the Horse up
- Chapter 21: Anna’s Lucky Day
- Chapter 20: The Slab
- Chapter 19: Strategic Bug Hunting
- Chapter 18: Giant Millipede
- Chapter 17: Princess
- Chapter 16: "We can share Jimmy!"
- Chapter 15: Sisters?
- Chapter 14: Golden Retriever
- Chapter 13: Steel Melting Technique
- Chapter 12: Primal State of Mind
- Chapter 11: Cousin Nechi
- Chapter 10: Parents?
- Chapter 9: "Can your P*nis start a fire?"
- Chapter 8: Weaponized Erection
- Chapter 7: "Take one for the team"
- Chapter 6: "Hit that motherf*cker with the other motherf*cker!"
- Chapter 5: Tiny Earthquakes
- Chapter 4: Dinosaur Hunter
- Chapter 3: Cousins?
- Chapter 2: Finally took a shower
- Chapter 1: Erectile Function