Chapter 41: The Sandwich
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Chapter 41: The Sandwich
Despite the common belief that tribesmen with unique magic were the most important members of the tribe, or otherwise known as the few elders and their inner circles, every man and woman who could put two and two together, knew that their importance was over-glorified.
Some of the elders bore special types of magic, sure, but they spent most of their day sitting in caves, and rarely contributed to their people.
Hunters were the most important members, through and through! That was why there were so many of them.
In a world where one had to usually fight giant beasts just to put food in their stomach, it went without saying that hunters were the bravest, and most important members of the tribe. A tribe that lacked them, risked getting wiped off the face of the planet sooner, rather than later.
This was why Jimmy, Anna, and Nechi were trusted to go look for them, and help bring them home. Sure, more people could’ve been assigned to this task, but only elders, mothers, and children remained in the tribe, since everyone else was sent out to hunt. Neither of the members up here could actually help if they went out in the dinosaur riddled land.
Besides, Jimmy had a dinosaur. Once he climbed on top of his pet, he could get to the Grasslands in an hour, and start scouting the area from there. He had a great advantage that no other tribesman or woman had.
After the three of them ate, and drank plenty of water to fight with all the fairly charred meat they ate, they left the cavern, and started walking up the mountainside.
They followed the path that was enforced with steel, until they made it to the canal, two hours later. This was a bit of a long walk, but it was better than walking an estimated thirty kilometers on foot, just to get to the grasslands.
After they made it to the canal, finding Gutaxun didn’t take long afterwards. He was awake, standing tall beyond the entrance of the canal, and he was observing the perimeter, looking for his next hunt.
“There he is,” Nechi pointed out. “Looks like he had a good night’s sleep.”
“Yeah,” Jimmy said. “Let’s hope that he still recognizes me, though, or else we’ll have a real problem in our hands.”
From a safe distance, he then called out. “Gutaxun! How are you, bud?”
Gutaxun was startled at first. He even jerked his head up, and looked around frantically, hoping that some smaller dinosaur had been dumb enough to make noise in his presence. He was a huge Allosaurus Fragilis, after all, and was always on the lookout for his next meal.
Eventually, Gutaxun turned around, and peeked into the canal. When he saw the three of them, he started chirping, much like a bird, which was interesting to hear considering how huge he was. One would never think that such a huge beast would chirp like a small bird, but he did, and he did it to express his happiness.
“Yup, he remembers us.” Anna said.
Afterwards, she grabbed Jimmy below the thigh, and tossed him out of the canal, a few meters upwards. In order to assure that he landed relatively safely, and not break his neck, she also made sure that his back was straight.
Jimmy made it past the depths of the canal, and landed flat on his stomach. He wasn’t hurt, but he was irritated.
“God damn!” He groaned. “A little heads up next time, you jacked up dwarf.”
Nechi laughed her heart out. It was always funny to watch a human get tossed around, granted, if they didn’t get slammed into the air by a dinosaur, so she laughed until her knees were weak. She didn’t know what a dwarf was, but it sure sounded funny to her.
Anna didn’t spare her either. She grabbed her sister, and tossed her beyond the canal. She landed right on top of Jimmy with an impact that could’ve otherwise broken his nose, considering that he had been trying to stand up when she landed on him, but he was alright. Nechi’s fatty breasts landed on his face, which softened the collision on both accounts.
“Jesus…” He mumbled. “I almost sucked your titty through your clothes.”
“Jesus?” She parroted. “Whose that?”
“Oh, I said geez?” He tried to act stupid, and it was enough to push the topic aside. “Thank god for titties.”
Anna then jumped out of the canal, and landed on her feet like a superhero. She didn’t struggle as much as them.
Initially, she had tossed them out of the canal one at a time, because there was no easy way to climb out of it, and it was impossible for her to jump out of the canal if anyone weighed her down. Though to be fair, she did enjoy tossing them like ragdolls.
Gutaxun had been watching them from a distance, and now he was finally approaching them. He walked forward slowly, and lowered his head, which looked threatening in hindsight, but his melodic chirps assured them that he wasn’t trying to hunt them. He still remembered Jimmy, at the very least.
“Did you sleep well, big boy?” Jimmy said, and started rubbing its snout. “You look well.”
Gutaxun seemed happy. More than that, he seemed ready to face the challenges of the day with his master on his back. This was why he lowered his head, he was prompting the gang to climb on.
“Oh, you must be hungry already.” He said. “We’ll run into a dino or two on our way to the grasslands. Don’t worry.”
“Well, we better get moving, then, because he actually is very hungry.” Anna interrupted.
She was pointing at a large, smelly load of crap that Gutaxun had left behind him. This was a literal description, he had pooped.
Gutaxun’s poop appeared to be three-feet wide, and a foot tall. Surely fit for his size.
“Geez, talk about decent fertilizer.” He winced. “Alright, let’s hop on.”
Anna helped the two of them get on Gutaxun. Instead of awkwardly hanging on to the dinosaur’s rough snout as they climbed, she locked her hands together, and let the two of them use her like a stepping stone. She had Dinosaur Strength, after all, so she did not budge as they climbed on her, and then above her head.
Afterwards, she leaped up about a meter, or about three feet, and walked across Gutaxun’s head, casually, as if she had done it a thousand times before. Even Gutaxun was surprised.
Anyway, she then sat in front of Jimmy, and pushed her bottom against his crotch, quite intentionally. She didn’t want to assert her dominance, she just wanted to be more sensual with him for once.
“I’m steering Gutaxun today.” She said. “I think I earned a test drive, don’t you?”
“Hell yeah,” He said, or he celebrated, technically. “I’ll teach you how to steer him along the way.”
Jimmy had no complaints. He would be insane to be against her wishes.
Anna’s ass was pressing against his crotch, and Nechi’s boobs were pressing against his back. He already started getting rock hard because of this, and who could blame him? He was sandwiched between two of God’s best creations!
Aside from that, as he held on to Anna’s waist, she grabbed one of Jimmy’s arms, and placed his right hand on her left breast. She wanted him to be more comfortable.
Afterwards, she said, “I saw how you steer Gutaxun yesterday, so I already know how to do it. Why don’t you hold on tight, and enjoy the ride? I don’t want my first ever boyfriend to fall off of a dinosaur.”
“Heh,” He grinned. “You’re awfully sweet today. Let’s hope you don’t snap our heads off on some tree branch.”
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- Chapter 255: Sweet kiss (Nose Gone)
- Chapter 254: The Death of the Rock Humpers
- Chapter 253: Plasma Rifles Vs. Cavemen
- Chapter 252 - 17 + 3 Plasma Gun Units
- Chapter 251 - 12 Flying Archers
- Chapter 250: The first flying Archer
- Chapter 249: "Stick your needle in us, Jimmy"
- Chapter 248: Arse-crack of the Mountain
- Chapter 247: Should a 170 ton Argentinosaurus fly?
- Chapter 246: The Fall of the Compies
- Chapter 245: Munchies
- Chapter 244: Swarm of Bees, or clones, maybe with a 15,000 PSI bite-force?
- Chapter 243: "Nearly knocked out by a twenty-inch Alien Yeti d*ck"
- Chapter 242: “What in the tree-humping sh*t munching wh*re is a tiger?”
- Chapter 241: Flying Sh*t Munchers
- Chapter 240: Twenty-foot tall, flying Compy
- Chapter 239: "That shi was bright"
- Chapter 238: "Plasma Cannon kicks back harder than a spooked Leaf Chewer!"
- Chapter 237: GUNZ
- Chapter 236: Functional Tribe, kind of
- Chapter 235: Four-armed, Platypus-faced Alien
- Chapter 234: Flying Compy
- Chapter 233: The Compy’s Spiky Tail
- Chapter 232: Nine-foot Tall Compy
- Chapter 231: Infinite Food Glitch
- Chapter 230: Three-foot long T*ts!
- Chapter 229: T-Rex D*ldo (not kidding)
- Chapter 228: Hand Eye
- Chapter 227: King of Alien Pop
- Chapter 226: Gadgets, gadgets, gadgets!
- Chapter 225: To flee, or not to flee
- Chapter 224: "Did I raise Cowards?"
- Chapter 223: EVEN EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 222: EVEN even more Invaders!
- Chapter 221: Even more Invaders
- Chapter 220: Fish Hole
- Chapter 219 - 4 +1
- Chapter 218: More Invaders?
- Chapter 217: Jones, the twin
- Chapter 216: The modification of Jimmy’s "twin" brother
- Chapter 215: Impending Doom
- Chapter 214: Yanking Rope in a Funeral
- Chapter 213: Pyramids?
- Chapter 212: "I’ll let you do anything..."
- Chapter 211: Zik Vs. Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 210: Peacock?
- Chapter 209: The roasted fish that bit back
- Chapter 208: Eni’s Crashout
- Chapter 207 - 100 Ton Dinosaur
- Chapter 206: Clamping Mermaid
- Chapter 205: "If I put my d*ck in a leaf chewer..."
- Chapter 204: "So Jimmy, do you have two Dads?"
- Chapter 203: "A City?!"
- Chapter 202: Skinwalker?
- Chapter 201: Mermaid Breasts
- Chapter 200: Crocodile Hunter
- Chapter 199: Rampage Vs. Gutaxun
- Chapter 198: "We all want kids"
- Chapter 197: "Can you give me Triplets?"
- Chapter 196: The first ’normal’ load
- Chapter 195: Test*cular Exam
- Chapter 194: "Jimmy, I want to bear your children"
- Chapter 193: Alien Snakes riding Rampage
- Chapter 192: Head-arse vs. Froggy
- Chapter 191: Found Salt
- Chapter 190: Fifty Clones
- Chapter 189: Cloudy
- Chapter 188: Alien River Snake
- Chapter 187: New Battle Clone?
- Chapter 186: Jimmy’s third body
- Chapter 185: Mika and Jimmy’s first tango
- Chapter 184: Anna’s defeat
- Chapter 183: "Cousins"
- Chapter 182: Mika B-Clapper
- Chapter 181: "You’re hogging the Viking"
- Chapter 180: Anna’s selfish desires
- Chapter 179: "Maybe we can find a man who’ll cook for us?"
- Chapter 178: Jurassic Jesus’ unfinished business
- Chapter 177: Jimmy’s Corpse
- Chapter 176: "What if there were six of me?"
- Chapter 175: Jimmy’s Rebirth
- Chapter 174: Jimmy’s Death
- Chapter 173: Aura Farming Elders
- Chapter 172: Gutty’s Crowd Surfing
- Chapter 171: Slow Dancing Alien Ape
- Chapter 170: Nutt Cracker!
- Chapter 169: Hannah is the Bomb!
- Chapter 168: Mini Yeti
- Chapter 167: Little Zik
- Chapter 166: Tackling a Clone
- Chapter 165: The First Compy Warrior
- Chapter 164: Mika’s Anxious Message
- Chapter 163: Betrayal
- Chapter 162: Alien F-Word
- Chapter 161: Aura Farming²
- Chapter 160: Jimmy’s Mortal Enemy
- Chapter 159: Rage Baited
- Chapter 158: Little Boy
- Chapter 157: Dorsal Fin
- Chapter 156: Tree Trunks
- Chapter 155: Fat & Love
- Chapter 154: Hannah and Gaark
- Chapter 153: Humans & Dinos - Why?
- Chapter 152: Infinite Universe
- Chapter 151: Terrence
- Chapter 150: Medical Inconvenience Room
- Chapter 149: Aggressive Hospitality
- Chapter 148: A-Class Ride
- Chapter 147: Love like a swan
- Chapter 146: Happy wife, happy life
- Chapter 145: Sweet love
- Chapter 144: The Nest
- Chapter 143: Aura Farmer
- Chapter 142: The Forest People
- Chapter 141: Surrounded
- Chapter 140: What is love?
- Chapter 139: Virtual Immortality
- Chapter 138: Athleticism
- Chapter 137: Mika
- Chapter 136: Buff, or no buff?
- Chapter 135: "Loga hunis!"
- Chapter 134: Experimental Button Pushing
- Chapter 133: Jurassic Era control panel
- Chapter 132: Containers
- Chapter 131: Hazmat Suit
- Chapter 130: Steel Door? Breached.
- Chapter 129: Baseball Grenade
- Chapter 128: The Three Sitting Beauties
- Chapter 127: "Not fair!"
- Chapter 126: Triple-trouble
- Chapter 125: Paranoia
- Chapter 124: Defence Tactics
- Chapter 123: Dramatic Entrance
- Chapter 122: Shy Pooper
- Chapter 121: Foreplay
- Chapter 120: Venom
- Chapter 119: Jurassic Jesus
- Chapter 118: Sweetheart?
- Chapter 117: Sick
- Chapter 116: "I wish I could forget"
- Chapter 115: Brain Damage
- Chapter 114: Flower Head
- Chapter 113: Useless Brain
- Chapter 112: Frog?
- Chapter 111: Hannah
- Chapter 110: Cannibals?
- Chapter 109: "Wake up!"
- Chapter 108: Body Count?
- Chapter 107: Old fishing methods
- Chapter 106: The North Lands
- Chapter 105: "Where is Nikola Tesla?"
- Chapter 104: "Sacrifice the Queen?"
- Chapter 103: Unprompted War
- Chapter 102: Smothered Mate
- Chapter 101: Otters, Feathered Hyenas, and Nihilism
- Chapter 100: Powerful Cannon
- Chapter 99: Knocked out?
- Chapter 98: Pressure Washer
- Chapter 97: "Mooooo"
- Chapter 96: The greatest Bush of the Jurassic Era!
- Chapter 95: Warm for seven winters
- Chapter 94: Dwarf
- Chapter 93: Live Bait
- Chapter 92: The Offer
- Chapter 91: The Invisible
- Chapter 90: Happy Bears
- Chapter 89: Parents, siblings?
- Chapter 88: House Warming Gift
- Chapter 87: Eye Poking Technique
- Chapter 86: "Let them come"
- Chapter 85: Argentinosaurus
- Chapter 84: Saved, or caught?
- Chapter 83: Bonita
- Chapter 82: Jimeeth
- Chapter 81: The cure to the H-Disease
- Chapter 80: Lab Rats (Compies)
- Chapter 79: Memory Gap
- Chapter 78: The Dream
- Chapter 77: Scottish Entity?
- Chapter 76: Sleep-deprived Hallucinations
- Chapter 75: "I washed 10 moons ago!"
- Chapter 74: STT Appreciation
- Chapter 73: Petite
- Chapter 72: Taming the River Fatties
- Chapter 71: Dinosaur Tamers?
- Chapter 70: Homo Equus?
- Chapter 69: Jaguars?
- Chapter 68: Hunted in the dark
- Chapter 67: A Woman’s Touch
- Chapter 66: Fingers?
- Chapter 65: Serviced under the moonlight
- Chapter 64: "I’ll put a spear through her head!"
- Chapter 63: "I attract men?!"
- Chapter 62: Red Heads?
- Chapter 61: Failed Mating Attempt
- Chapter 60: Rampage?
- Chapter 59: IQ Boost
- Chapter 58: Quetzalcoatlus Northropi
- Chapter 57: "Why does he have to look so good?"
- Chapter 56: "What about the rest?"
- Chapter 55: Zik’s Wand
- Chapter 54: Immune System
- Chapter 53: Icha’s Internal Bleeding
- Chapter 52: Trauma
- Chapter 51: The beauties of the Jurassic Era
- Chapter 50: Where?
- Chapter 49: Giant Women, versus a Bloodmancer!
- Chapter 48: Laughing Dinosaur
- Chapter 47: "Mamma ain’t raise no b*tch!"
- Chapter 46: Eni, the Field Runner
- Chapter 45: Bre*st Specialist
- Chapter 44: Protective Beaver
- Chapter 43: The Steg’s Magic
- Chapter 42: Beaver
- Chapter 41: The Sandwich
- Chapter 40: A ball harder than steel
- Chapter 39: One Pound of Celestial Defiance
- Chapter 38: The Monster, and the Undug Well
- Chapter 37: Clam
- Chapter 36: Fifteen Minutes
- Chapter 35: Piggy’s Smalls
- Chapter 34: Melodic Flute
- Chapter 33: Three Floods
- Chapter 32: The Strawberry
- Chapter 31: "Massage my feet"
- Chapter 30: Gutaxun’s Bed
- Chapter 29: Anna’s Dominance
- Chapter 28: Taming Gutaxun
- Chapter 27: Booming Chirps
- Chapter 26: Sad Dino
- Chapter 25: Love, Hate, and Allosaurus Fragilis
- Chapter 24: Rot
- Chapter 23: Shiny Meat
- Chapter 22: Waking the Horse up
- Chapter 21: Anna’s Lucky Day
- Chapter 20: The Slab
- Chapter 19: Strategic Bug Hunting
- Chapter 18: Giant Millipede
- Chapter 17: Princess
- Chapter 16: "We can share Jimmy!"
- Chapter 15: Sisters?
- Chapter 14: Golden Retriever
- Chapter 13: Steel Melting Technique
- Chapter 12: Primal State of Mind
- Chapter 11: Cousin Nechi
- Chapter 10: Parents?
- Chapter 9: "Can your P*nis start a fire?"
- Chapter 8: Weaponized Erection
- Chapter 7: "Take one for the team"
- Chapter 6: "Hit that motherf*cker with the other motherf*cker!"
- Chapter 5: Tiny Earthquakes
- Chapter 4: Dinosaur Hunter
- Chapter 3: Cousins?
- Chapter 2: Finally took a shower
- Chapter 1: Erectile Function